#i laughed when they came to mind

[cringefail-clown]

i think my favourite tidbit ive written so far for cam cafe au is the Hal's Real Name debacle, bc in it hal is a name he got for himself when he first watched 2001 space odyssey at 13. jake first catches a wind of it when dave calls hal "dee", but hals like nah im not telling you it requires lvl 69 friendship and youre at best on lvl 3 so get fucked noob. everyone at the cafe and all jake and hals friends know but everyone decides to fuck with jake and not tell him. its a constant subplot through the story until its finally revealed at the end and i can tell you, yall aint ready for what the name is

#cam cafe au #hal strider #jake english #when the idea first came to my mind i fr laughed out loud #basically dave fucks up: the subplot #im not telling tho i wanna write that fic so yall have to wait #also lil sweet detail i wrote out its that only dave has the privilege to call hal his name #so dave uses a shortened “dee” for him #idunno it just makes me warm inside he loves his big bro

[xxsweetoothxx]

Workin on Redesigning Jackies Colorful version and Im stuck as hell on clorors to pic for their Hair. Tried a billion different ones but These 5 seemed to work best I think

Also also Redesigning Isaac as well as his Sister. The old story I had for them was okay but then I got a better idea that makes Isaac the irredeemable shit I wanted him to be originally!

Also this idea allows me to tie in the whole thing from the cannon creeps comic of everyone seeming to hate LJ. Only in PM I plan on it to be a bit different with Ragz. Mainly that they didn't really do anything but SOMEONE did.

A Hint on why Ragz may be heavily disliked.

#im very unsure on a hair color so by all means give opinions! #either way its gonna be black in the version of them with less color #on another note #if it wasnt obvious Isaac is just being straight up malicious by dressing like that in the underworld #mf is intentionally pretending to be this clown to cause problems because hes pissedbabout being very justifiably killed #I'll get into that backstory one day #i gotta admit tho. Clown Isaac is very fun to draw #i got the idea because when reading the original LJ origin story #the thought of 'hey what if LJ is actually just Isaac?' #like yeah LJ killed him blah blah #bit what if LJ really was just an imaginary friend and the death was more a metaphorical one #im sure someoen else has had the idea before #but it came to mind a long time ago and it inspired me to be like #“what if after getting killed by this clown Isaac said he ruined my life so ima ruin his now” #and just dressed up to cause problems on purpose for them #anyway actual tags now #creepypasta #proxymorons #crp #creepy pasta #creepypasta art #doodleteeth #creepypasta redesign #laughing jack #isaac grossman #Izzy Lockwood #Isaac Lockwood #Ragz #Jackie Ragzdale

[trashhole]

Who’s he winking at? 🤨

And some star & bee studies

#it’s…its soundwave (cyberverse) #he’s winking at soundwave #cyberverse had the audacity to make them ‘boy best friends’ then not elaborate for the rest of the season #and then when they came back to the soundrod plot they made it sad #soundwave dj’s and hot rod hosts the parties #i am using my delusions to make them throw parties together in my mind #they shred the dance floor together #god when I learn how to draw soundwave it’s never going to end #i love cyberverse soundrod so fucking much even if their ship name is fugly #also I think hot rod uses terrible pick up lines to try and get a laugh out of him #hot rod looks like he’s going to say kachow #i can’t go a day without tfe starbee #earthspark starscream #earthspark bumblebee #cyberverse hot rod #tf earthspark #tfe starscream #tfe bumblebee #cyberverse #tfe #transformers #starscream #bumblebee #hot rod #tf cyberverse #maccadam #hanaes scrapheap

[dhmis-autism]

hi hello here’s a horrid concept for you all that has been haunting me for weeks. the idea of this as a fluffybird song ok goodnight

[logs out immidiately]

#do i agree with it? NO #but the thought came to me and since then i burst out laughing when this song comes into rotation #GOD THE CONCEPT. IS SO FUNNY. #ITS SO FUNNY #I WOULD DO AN ANIMATIC IF IT WOULDNT LOOK INSANE TO ANYONE WHO WASNT ME #honestly i might still do one. last verse rocks. Good God Im Glad To See YAAAAAAAH #FOR CONTEXT. FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW IT ISNT ABOUT SMTH GROSS ITS ABT THE MELLIFIED MAN #ITS NOT A METAPHOR #just realized non LD fans exist and are real #anyways no i only apply the funniest songs to them in my heart in my mind in my soul #THIS ONE. AND A GOOFY CARO EMERALD SONG MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THINKING ABT THEM #its like that time i was listening to a true crime doc #and someone said #'would you come murder my husband for me ✨Military Man✨?' #and i was like wow duck would say that and then i laughed so hard i missed the actual murder #like a plague on my mind these two #my dhmis postings

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[isliiiss]

#ibvs #isaac beamer #nevin jovel #chris jackson #chrevinstoph #This joke came to my mind when I was at school #I could barely restrain myself from laughing

[wat-zu]

Absolutely love your art. I want to nom it.

Also, Hollow Heads Siblings my beloveds,,,

Theyre the doomed siblings ever its not even funny

#Oouugh i have thoughts abt the hollowhead siblings. How theyre so intricately tied to eachother since their birth but they'd be #Eachother'd downfall. Esp when it's Dark and his relationship with the others #Dark would never understand what chosen went through. Mainly bc i think chosen is used to fighting his internal battles on his own #While he was in captive as an ad blocker. He loves Dark. He's grateful for Dark bc without him he wouldn't be free #But Dark isnt exactly someone reliable enough for Chosen to get the necessary healing he wants and needs #But that won't stop Dark from trying to fix him. Creates the virus for revenge. As chosen watches his brother spiral and spiral #As he watches him drift further away. Unable to get him back without a shouting match. As he watches with his heart heavy and cracked at- #Their stiffed interactions and strained relationship. He can't remember a time where they shared geniune laughs. #Then tsc coming came and changed everything. #Because this is someone who went through Chosen's pain albeit a lil differently. Someone who knows. Someone who /understands/. And this- #Someone is so much more younger than them and had to go through that pain in such a short amount of time since their birth #He sees himself in them. And he's rather walk up to alan demanding to get his hands cuffed than let tsc fester in that pain. #So tsc became chosen's priority. Healed eachother in many ways than one and are at echother's beck and call if need be. #As for Dark. I think he'd manipulate tsc into using him for his revenge. After stalking out his code and finding out about his potential #And TSC cant help but fall for his manipulations. Since this person is very very important to Chosen and they want so badly to impress- #Them both. They agreed and overtime grew to love eachother. And overtime Dark shifted his goals just a tad bit. Getting TSC more and more- #Involved. Since hey if Chosen doesn't like touching alan with a 10 ft pole why not let this kid do. And TCS agrees to this thinking that- #This is it. This is can finally heal them completely. Finally out of sight and out of mind. Finally can't live without the pain lingering #And chosen watches them with a sense of deja vu. At loss at what to do and so so afraid to lose two of his lil siblings #Then shit hits the brick UBSJDBSJSN #They make me so ill im not even kidding when i said theyre so so very very doomed!!!!!!!!! #This is abt the au btw BAHHAHAHABHA

[spicylove4ever]

Magic of the Heart Headcanons (part 2)

Darling loves Makkaro's post-jail beard, because it's fuzzy and it's funny to tease him about it but also it's "perfect for snuggles". So of course Makkaro wants to mantain it neat and soft, though he would not admit it out loud.

Darling has snuzzled many times Makkaro's face thanks to that beard.

Though Zed declares he would be destroyed on a wing-ball game, he knows the theory to the tiniest detail. He can dissect every move in every game.

Darling is a little sapiophile. So would listen to how Makkaro's analyses a case or strategy with all the attention.

Frank used to watch the couple sleep when he had too much free time, which caused sometimes to wake the couple on screaming.

The closest thing to a real threat to Makkaro's relationship with Darling was chocolate back to when they were dating. Mak got a little jealous because Darling makes noises "too alike to when they're in bed" when eating chocolate sometimes.

(little bit nsfw ahead) Darling solved the chocolate problem by using a cup of molten chocolate as a tool for foreplay.

Zed was secretly upset when he found out Makkaro was a detective because he was the only private eye he was probably going to ever met and he would be too busy surviving to be able to ask for interesting cases.

Mirrin once tried to lift the Titan Sword as it were Excalibur. The Sword protested so he had to abandon that idea.

Makkaro's former secretary was the one who unknowingly gave the lead to Kayble through to a corrupt high-ranking officer on her later job when talking about his worrisome changes on his behaviour and use of his time.

That hour reserved for making out right after the kidnapping ended being a nap for the half of it. They were both that tired.

One of the Titans is a sea creature that thankfully hibernates half of the time, and when it's awake sometimes generates big waves or even maelstroms.

On the first homicide case with Makkaro, Darling puked at the sight of the corpse.

Zed loves spicy food, which makes "Kindra" (Darling) a little envious since the confinement at the royal palace and its problems with food lead to way lesser capacity to handle that type of food.

Makkaro is terrible making up scary stories for sleepovers, so he developed the technique of using his cases for them. Those stories became way darker when he turned a necromancer, which he spices sometimes with dark humor, like times when his victims displayed the classic awful logic of horror/terror stories. "Darling: come on, honey, that doesn't add up. No one is that dumb! Makkaro: yeah, you'd think...".

#gba moth #good boy audios headcanons #gba makkaro #gba zed #gba mirrin #gba darling #gba frank #gba headcanons #goodboyaudios magic of the heart #no guardian headcanons since it seems i ran out of them on the other one sorry #the one with mirrin trying to lift the titan sword came out of nowhere and i barely held laugh when it came to my mind #i think i might some of these on short stories #audio roleplay

[genshins1mpact]

( x )

#the way i HOLLERED #like straight up scream yelled laughed cackled- some garbled ass noise came out of my mouth when i saw this #and i just had to share it with yall bc I'm losing my mind rn #genshin impact #genshin impact memes #genshin impact meme #genshin meme #Genshin memes #dehya #childe #hu tao #klee #i was about to say 'ppl jump cancel hu tao?' and then i forgot i have c1 so i forget.. but i forget i have c1 so i dont spam it. Stonks #genshins1mpact #aerinposting #aerin.jpg #genshinimpact #genshin memes #sourced content #cr to waffletoast1814; hoyolab

[gio-cosmo]

I’ve been playing bg3 so much I hear the dice roll sound effect in my dreams

#this is just like the time when I first started playing genshin and was playing it so often that I would wake up with the Mondstat theme- #blaring in my head #im so normal guys I promise #LMAOAOO #does this even make sense tho like do you guys know what I mean 😭 I feel like I’m not describing it well #like imagine ur me lying in bed sleeping #it’s morning and I’m just starting to wake up #all of the sudden in my mind BOOM #bg3 dice rolling sound effect incredibly loud in my brain #I wake up #confused and disoriented #“where the fuck did the bg3 dice rolling sound effect come from???’’ I ponder #until I realize it came from my own stupid little head bc I’ve been playing the game so much the sound is ingrained in my brain !!! #isn’t there like a scientific word for this #this also happened a while back when I would watch sitcoms a lot— #and I’d wake up to the sound of a laugh track it was so disorienting 😭 #somebody pls relate to this ☺️ #bg3

[chaos-storm]

Few things piss me off more than people who cannot comprehend that just because they told a joke, does not mean I have to think it's funny

#and this is coming from the guy who laughs at everything I think is funny #i just remembered the argument I had last year with my family memberd where my dad said a joka #i told him I didnt like it #my sister yelled at me to stop being so sensitive #i had to leave the room cause I got so angry at their reactions #my dad came out to yell at me for all kinds of things he dislikes about me #then later when I tried to explain myself to my mother she said ''Well #you have to understand that it was just a joke'x #joke''* #and I had to explain to her that just because my dad tells a joke does not mean I have to like it or find it funny #and I cant remember if I explained this but ffs if someone tells a joke and the respose is ''that made me uncomfortable'' #then the reaction should be ''oh I'm sorry I'll be more mindful of that in the future'' #not fucking ''Jesus christ you need to learn to take a joke you're so fucking sensitive'' #WHICH IS WHAT MY ABUSER WOULD ALWAYS SAY #like ffs why cant my family understand that I never contact them because I dont like talking to them #cause talking to them puts me at risk of situations like these!!! #negative

[ozymoron]

dude its always "be yourself" till youre trans and now suddenly oh i get to nitpick every little thing about you oh that gesture was very feminine made you look like a girl oh youre wearing a shirt thats cream coloured? seems a little feminine to me oh you paint your nails? so youre a girl after all like ???? youre giving me mixed messages here am i meant to be myself or am i meant to conform to your idea of what a man is in order to be accepted as one by you

#⚠️ #one time after i came out my mum saw me lounging around in a black t shirt and she was like oh it made you look like a man thinking it was #compliment but dude i got so mad i was like for fuck sake is that seriously what i have to do to be considered a man is lounge around in a #black t shirt??? lounging around is masculine???? what???????? #i was also just a very angry person in general but still that really confuses me #had a psychiatrist note down shit about my appearance saying whether they thought it was feminine or masculine (they thought it was all #feminine) which was fucking crazy cause i went in for an adhd diagnosis #people just find out youre trans and suddenly start acting like experts on whats feminine and whats masculine and what makes you either #gender like shut the fuck up #can also come from people who they themselves accept some cis men are feminine and some cis women are masculine but suddenly as soon as you #try to transition now you have to be masculine or be feminine or youre not valid in their eyes #its fucking crazy #like if i showed them a dude with long hair theyd be like thats a dude with long hair but as soon as i have my hair long im told to cut it #i can show them a dude in a skirt and theyd probably laugh thinking its funny or some bullshit but theyd still think its a dude in a skirt #but if i wear a skirt suddenly im a girl #i know at the root of all this they truly believe people cant switch genders cause in their minds sex and gender is the same but still its #so annoying especially when they pretend to be accepting or think theyre being accepting and when you challenge them on their transphobia #they get all mad at you and act like youre being rude for criticizing them for doing the bare minimum whilst also just continuing to be #transphobic #like yeah you use my correct name but when im not around you use she/her for me and you say i **want** to be a boy instead of i am a boy bu #when i talk to you about this suddenly im the bad guy like its my fault youre using language for me thats transphobic #like ok man. whatever. #sorry for asking you to be a decent fucking human being toward me and treat me with respect #its like people just treat trans peoples gender like something they can just dismiss like its nothing liek we're just playing pretend or #something #like god its frustrating. i need to cut my mum out of my life fr

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: March 25

"Groovy Little Summer Song" by James Otto

#song of the day #it's not at all summer yet but it is spring!! #it's chilly when the wind blows and the dew-damp sticks around until noon but the sun is out and the sky is maybe not clear but close! #spring!!!! #I put my first early plantings in the garden today #I had planned for a bunch of marigolds but I got a different batch of flowers instead #so now what's down is rootings for a bunch of perennial flowers #sea holly and red-hot pokers and butterfly weed and hollyhocks #and then my little pea plants #I told Kelly I'd share pictures but for today it only looks like a square of dirt--I'll definitely share pics when my sprouts come in!! #beautiful beautiful garden times #summer of 2010 when this song came out was the first time in three-ish years I'd spent much continuous time with my family #my littlest siblings were old enough to be away from Mom for a while and still young enough to be lulled to sleep by the car #and Mom was very eager to be left home alone to sleep (and play this weird chicken bowling game she was briefly addicted to) #and so we went on a lot of long leisurely pointless car rides and we listed to a lot of #(I will never not hear this in my head) 96.9 The Kat! country music radio #and this got added to the short list of songs I sang to myself #it's so catchy!! cute fun moderately-bouncy little earworm and my voice cruises up and down it so easy #'when the days start gettin warmer / the sun starts sinkin slower / weekends go by faster / and beer starts tastin colder #wanna tune into a station / takes me on a soul vacation / hey there mister dj / come on won't you please play' #and crucially Dad did not mind this song--which could not be said for 'There Is No Arizona' by Jamie O'Neal #or (after I sang it approximately ninety million times) 'Just What I Do' by Trick Pony #we also had--this was very fun for me--we had exactly one CD we could play in the car (because it was stuck in the disk player) #and that was Joe Diffie's 'Third Rock From The Sun' #so many songs of absolute joy on that album. lucky as hell that Dad agreed because it meant we'd crank it up so loud #close my eyes and let the sun shine all red through my eyelids #sing some real dumbass enjoyable-as-all-getout songs at the top of my absolute voice #Dad laughing and singing along and the littles sleeping through the all of it like the precious babies they were #these are the songs of sunshine and pointless happiness! it's not summer but it will be! my garden doesn't have plants yet but it will! #sing a song!!

[bones-n-bookles]

Things i can be counted on with zero doubts to have strong but meaningless opinions on:

Carnivore teeth in art

Shades of green

#probably more but those immediately came to mind and made me laugh a bit to myself #spend time with me irl and get treated to Green Commentary constantly sorry not sorry #the teef in art is less vocal bc i try Very Hard to keep my mf mouth shut and be nice about art even when i have dumb thoughts like #Hey Thats Not How Teeth Should Look bc its not my art so not my problem or business how they wanna draw them!!!!!!!!!!! #but when i see good teeth????? 😩😍👀💕✨💖😍😳😲🤠🥳🥰 perfection thank you #anyways #idle chatter #if you got this far tell me in the comments/reblogs/tags what you have Strong but Meaningless opinions on pls

[donrotbrain]

Remember when “Don draws his eyebrows on” was just fannon?

Glad it’s cannon. I love life.

#rise of the tmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of tmnt movie #rottmnt movie #donatello #i’ve been here for years #tmnt fandom #fandom brainrot #i was trying to nap and burst out laughing about this #I love rise #I freaked when Mind Meld came out #is it cannon or have i been here too long???

[hotelbitches-a]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT VALENTINO!!!!

#* ooc: i like lesbians and i cannot lie. #LOOK I WASN'T IN HAZBIN WHEN THIS CAME OUT BUT OH MY GOD #the premise kept making me laugh but it's actually really good???????? god damn #losing my mind about this bye