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#i love the night yorb. i love the night yorb bits. i love the yorbies. i love the improv nature of the show.
lovecolibri · 5 months
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I truly, TRULY, do not understand the Night Yorb hate. The fact that it was invented whole cloth from a bit is so fun! It was the cliffhanger from the last season! It burst out of Riz's chest after they said the name too many times! It's a giant sting-ray of darkness! The Hangman and Hanvan have been warning everyone about saying the name since the middle of last season!
Sorry you all hate joy and fun and are begging Brennan to get it out of the way to move on to the REAL story, but I'm here for any and all Night Yorb content, and would honestly be *thrilled* if they kept up stuff about it all season. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go join the Choir of Eternal Night and continue petitioning for a Night Yorb plush from Dropout.
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strugglingatart · 5 months
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Jr Year ep 1
This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don't want to this will be long
Immediate chaos with unexplicable bits and Emily's insane bevarage choices WE ARE BACK BABY (also the holding hands bc the table is smaller was TOO cute)
My dad got a job in Cleavland lmao Lou... but also I wonder why they moved Fabian dear are you ok (emotionally I mean) also what do you mean you don't know... as usual I would like to see behind the scenes and know everything please
I know we technically saw them in the trailer but THE PROJECTIONSSSS
I expected the night yorb to be resolved quickly but a full battle scene w/ minis? shook and the hangvan is precious tbh and two minis omg
Gorgug is more artificer him being more tinkery is so huge to me idk why I just love my soft boi and his tools
Ally is me and I am Ally when the see the boggy mini
oh we "missed" a lot, I wonder how much talking about the 4 months they did or if a session 0 was part of that downtime decisions but lmao to Fabian fully flirting w/ the mirror
I'm sure all their knew stuff is like class features and mechanics but I know nothing about DnD so I'm just here on the vibes
I wish my sadness and life crisises got me jacked like Kristen, truly nothing would make me happier but I am too lazy alas
yes Riz, I love a good gadget
Not Fabian straight up failing and an acrobatica check as well? oh the irony (also Ally's face is ME, and Siobhan w/ perfect commentary, and the indignation at the die)
I truly hope they had more time and/or more people in the art team than usual bc so many minis!
Murph and Emily w/ silvery barbs is so cutee
was Kristen's dex not a -3? how did it get WORSE??? i don't know this game (also like Kristen baby pls most ppl get more dex by working out)
why was the whole squeem bit both peak comedy and drama at the same time
When they said silly they MEANT it
also gotta love Murph being teachers pet
the yorbie dying on his turn and Brenan just monotoning it was peak everything also the npc stuff happens i guess
getting an email from school and instantly going oh I hate everything cannot deal is relatable as hell into university tbh
Kristen please Cassandra is actually a cool god
The box of doom and murph's little beans!
Was this an unwinable fight??? IS THE NIGHT YORB HERE FOR THE WHOLE THING? Legit never thought that was gonna be the thing.... oh THIS is what EMily talked about, this deal with whoever is why we still have Fig I can't believe we have to wait a week to get to know moreeee, watching live is a torture
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halevren · 5 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch the premiere
NIGHT YORBBBBBB!!!!
A NEW BATTLE MAP ALREADY?!??!?!?!!!??
Fig bard / warlock multi class is so real. Also 20 charisma. Same girl who kissed Ayda and skate boarded away
THE HANG VAN MINI IS THE SAME AS THE VAN IN THE TEENAGE REBELLION I'M CRYING
The character card background is so cute I love it. What if I made a meet the Tumblr user using the same background
Gorgug and his little gadgets and things 😭😭😭😭
BOGGY MINIIIIII I'M CRYING SO HARD
I WOULD DIE FOR MOGGY THE DOGGY
SO MANY MINIS!!!!!!!
FABIAN FIGHTER / BARD REAL!!!!!!!!
SEATED MINIS??!?!?
First roll is fucking whether or not Fabian's reflection on the mirror when he's flirting with Ecaf
Kristen not multi classing and still being jacked is so real. I need more buff clerics
THERE'S A QUESTION MARK ON THE BACK OF KRISTEN'S TRACK SUIT?!???!?!??!!??
Ring guy Riz, I love him
SUN GUN 🔥🔥🔥
yorbies 😭
Riz trying to justify his jewelry is so me. When I started wearing jewelry all of the sudden I felt like I had to explain it (now idk)
Inspector Gadget Riz this is going to be a great season
From falling over to tables to standing on a moving vehicle. We have improved
Riz having to sit through Fabian flirting with Ecaf has to be his own personal hell
A NAT ONE ALREADY?!!??!??!???? LOU WILSON....
FABIAN GETTING HIT BY THE HANG VAN 😭😭😭
THIS IS STILL THE FIRST ROLL INITIATIVE 😭😭😭😭
MORE MINIS?!?!????
Teen Wolf mention. Teen Wolf is canon in Fantasy High
ALLY BEARDSLEY NAT 20 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMILY AXFORD NAT 20!!!!!
MONSTER VAPE
NEW SEASON NEW MURPH!!! A BEAUTIFUL ROLL!!!!!! 45 DAMAGE OUT OF 50
Lesson of this episode: don't stand in the road when a van is gassing it
Yerba Mate in protein powder....
NEW CASSANDRA ART SHE'S SO PRETTY
Kristen ignoring Cassandra is so heartbreaking that's your god she's so lovely you're her only cleric Kristen pls
Gorgug fishing the Night Yorb
Ally and Lou trying to convince Zac to trade Rick Perry dice as Emily does math all while whispering. I love this season
I genuinely don't remember Squeem this issue so embarrassing.
Your sacrifice will be remembered Squeem I love you
YORBIE ON MY LEFT, YORBIE ON MY RIGHT 🔥🗣️💯
I need a Moggy the Doggy plush to go with my two Boggy plushies
HOW MANY DICE IS HE ROLLING WHAT THE FUCK
At least boggy survived
ADAINE DOWN.....
ALLY BOUGHT THE BOOK!!
I am loving new Kristen
So much feet touching
THE DRY GUYS
Kristen Loves "Speed"
I love the ongoing tea-based cortado bit
Vulture
hya!
FANDRANGOR
There is so much sexual tension between Fabian and Ecaf
Fabian Narcissus arc
Rip Balthazar </3
Pour one out for Balthazar and who ever has to take care of his 6th month parrots
Squeem is so resourceful I love him
yaaath maaaags
Murph and Brennan bonding <3
I feel like Ragh and Kristen would be besties after her more fitness oriented life style
ANOTHER ALLY BEARDSLEY NAT 20!!!!!!!
BOX OF DOOM!!!!!!!! BEANS!!!!
WHAT IS BRENNAN MONOLOGUING......
WHAT IS HAPPENING..... FIG...??
WHO IS FIG'S PATRON???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A CLIFF HANGER ALREADY??!?!!???!!???!???!???! BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN...... 😭
THE PREVIEWS ARE MAKING ME SO EXCITED... I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK NOW 😭😭😭😭
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