#i really like the dynamic minnie has with diasomnia students too

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dorm exchange event prologue! (fake? kinda?)

hi. my exams and assignments are still slowly killing me, but I AM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.

so the last vignette i wrote was something like.. "a prologue part 1" maybe? or maybe it really was the "true" prologue and this is a "fake" one. (even though everything really does happen, but it's not like a first mention of this program, if you know what i mean)

so yeah, in this vignette the dorm exchange program gets announced and everyone gets sorted into their new dorms! and by "everyone" i mean my ocs because I REFUSE TO COME UP WITH NEW DORMS FOR THE CANON CHARACTERS TOO 😭😭

anyway, let's go! :D

[ night raven college - mirror chamber ]

minnie: *thinking* "and why did the raven mask guy tell all of us to gather here?"

minnie: *thinking* "if it's something stupid and it's actually not that serious.."

minnie: *thinking* "i'm not sure what i can do, even though he's an idiot, he's still the headmaster after all.."

minnie: *thinking* "oh, but maybe i can just go for his kneecaps."

minnie: *thinking and looking around* "most people here are acting like they don't really care about what's happening.."

sebek: MALLEUS-SAMA, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

minnie: *thinking* ".. but of course, this guy still cares."

minnie: *thinking* "wait a second."

malleus: ...

minnie: *thinking* "the draconia guy is here too? whoa, it really must be something serious, if even he got invited."

minnie: hey, sebek, can't you be a little more quiet-

minnie: wait, why am i even asking, of course you can't. being loud and stupid is, like, your whole thing.

sebek: HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE, HUMAN? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC MY SITUATION IS?

minnie: what, you couldn't get that malleus plush that was on sale or what?

malleus: .. a plush?

sebek: O-ON SALE??

minnie: *sighs* silver, you're the one who has all the braincells here, can you explain what happened?

lilia: aww, that's not fair, minnie-chan! i'm here too, you know!

minnie: shut up.

sebek: DID YOU JUST IMPLY THAT MALLEUS-SAMA'S INTELLIGENCE LEVEL IS LOW?

minnie: so you care more about his intelligence and not yours.. you never change, sebek.

silver: ah.. if i'm not wrong, we had to gather here for the "dorm exchange program"?

silver: i tried really hard to pay attention but.. i still ended up falling asleep right when the headmaster was explaining it.

silver: and sebek is.. not so happy about it.

minnie: huh? "the dorm exchange program"? what's that?

silver: ...

lilia: ...

minnie: what?

sebek: *laughs* YOU FOOLISH HUMAN! OF COURSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE! JUST AS EXPECTED FROM A PATHETIC HUMAN LIKE-

sebek: OW!

minnie: *steps on his foot* if you're so smart, care to explain to me, a foolish and pathetic human, what is going on here and how this dorm exchange thing works?

silver: u-uh, i can explain it to you-

minnie: no, no, thank you silver, but i want to hear his explanation.

minnie: come on, sebek, you are so smart compared to me, i can't do anything without your help, you know that!

sebek: ...

sebek: w-wait, y-you really can't-

minnie: *steps on his foot harder* THAT WAS A JOKE, YOU MALLEUS-OBSESSED IDIOT!

sebek: OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR NEW DORMS TODAY!

minnie: *lets him go* .. new dorms?

lilia: hehe, you really don't know anything about it, minnie-chan, do you?

minnie: do you want to be my next victim?

lilia: no, thank you.

minnie: so what about those new dorms?

lilia: you see, this dorm exchange program is all about nrc students getting sorted into different dorms and getting to see what it's like to be a part of that dorm.

lilia: you know, it's always good to get something new in your life, it can give you a fresh perspective on so many different things!

minnie: but.. for how long do we have to stay in our new dorms?

lilia: oh, i have no idea actually.

minnie: why am i not surprised..

lilia: but i'm sure that it will be fun! some students really could use spending some time in a different dorm.

minnie: ah.. sebek doesn't want to leave diasomnia, right?

sebek: WHY WOULD I WANT TO LEAVE? IT'S AN HONOR TO BE IN THE SAME DORM AS MALLEUS-SAMA!

malleus: i don't think that you will have to stay in that new dorm forever, sebek. this program is a temporary thing..

malleus: at least that's what we were told yesterday.

sebek: m-malleus-sama.. are you trying to comfort me??

sebek: y-you are so kind!..

minnie: and you are so pathetic..

minnie: come on, this guy literally has to calm you down and tell you that it's gonna end eventually. what are you, a baby?

sebek: WHO DID YOU CALL-

*sebek and minnie keep arguing in the background*

lilia: hehe, look at them bickering like an old married couple~

silver: i-i am pretty sure they're gonna kill each other one day if this continues.

crowley: everyone, i am so happy to see you!

minnie: oh, here he is.

crowley: now, i am sure you all know why i have told you to come here-

riley: i don't.

crowley: ...

vance: *whispering* r-riley-kun! it's about that dorm exchange thing!

vance: *whispering* you know, that one thing!

riley: ... oh.

riley: i see. i do know now.

crowley: good.

crowley: now, i have indeed told you to come here because i need you all to participate in the dorm exchange program. you all will be sorted into your new dorms and you will spend a week there before coming back to your "original" dorm.

minnie: you heard that, sebek? you'll have to leave your master only for a week, i'm sure you can do-

sebek: *crying* F-FOR A WEEK?? I WILL HAVE TO SPEND A WEEK WITHOUT SEEING MALLEUS-SAMA??

minnie: .. nevermind.

crowley: now, let me check if everyone is here..

crowley: oh, it looks like everyone really did come! good, good, i am so proud of you all!

crowley: now wait just a minute.

riddle: of course, someone didn't come..

minnie: *thinking and looking around* "but who could it be? even malleus himself came and they even forget to invite him to the dorm leader meetings! so who-"

minnie: *thinking* ".. oh no."

crowley: SETH-KUN! WHERE IS HE?

riddle: i thought he will come later, he never misses events like this, but..

riddle: *sighs* it looks like i was wrong.

azul: it's true that he's a quite active person, but let's not forget that he can be.. a bit forgetful, haha.

crowley: minnie-kun, you're in the same dorm as him, right? do you have anything to say about this?

minnie: oh, i do, actually.

crowley: y-you do??

malleus: *shows that he's listening*

riddle: but why didn't you say so earlier if you knew why he is not here?

minnie: oh, i just got so used to him running away from nrc that i forgot that he was supposed to come here too.

crowley + most students: HE RAN AWAY??

minnie: what, you didn't know about it? this guy loves hanging out with rsa students and after that symposium-festival-masquerade-arson thing, he likes to visit the city of flowers too.

azul: b-but.. how is he able to do it so casually? i thought we all should know about it, but some of us have never heard about it!

minnie: at first he kept it secret because you guys hate rsa students so much, but then he just thought that there's no reason why he should tell you about it.

minnie: seth is just that kind of guy. he doesn't want to spend too much time in one place, he wants more new things in his life.

leona: so he's just okay with being friends with our rivals?

malleus: and the fact that he's okay with still visiting that city and school even though flamme has almost stole our magic and he hurt seth during that fight as well..

malleus: yes, it was an accident, but still.

minnie: i have no idea how his brain works, so don't ask me any questions.

riddle: i just wish he could have told us earlier that he won't be able to come today.

minnie: sorry, seth's boyfriend number one, he's hanging out with the boyfriend number three right now.

riddle: boyfriend number one-

riddle: i meant that i wish he could have told us about it because this is an important school event and he should take part in it just like all of us!

minnie: sure, whatever.

minnie: anyway, mr. raven mask, can we start-

minnie: WHY ARE YOU CRYING??

crowley: s-so.. seth-kun actually.. d-doesn't like this school t-that much..

minnie: yeah, me neither.

crowley: HUH?

minnie: seriously, if i could transfer to rsa, i would.

crowley: HUH??

minnie: also i don't know much about nbc and the city of flowers, but from what seth has told me, it sounds fun. i'd love to visit it one day.

crowley: HUH???

crowley: oh no.. why did the ramshackle students have to betray me like this..

crowley: after everything that i have done for them- OW!

minnie: *steps on his foot* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER ALREADY!

crowley: okay. okay. i will.

ruggie: w-wow, this girl sure is scary, isn't she?

ruggie: imagine if she gets sent to our dorm, haha..

crowley: oh, about that.

ruggie: HE HEARD ME??

crowley: even though ramshackle students are magicless and they can't do much, so there's not any reason why they should participate in this program..

crowley: because i'm so kind, i still want to give them a chance and see what it's like to be a part of a different dorm!

minnie: wait, WHAT??

minnie: i- i will be sent to a different dorm too??

crowley: well, seth-kun was also supposed to get a new dorm..

crowley: but as we all can see, seth-kun is not with us today, so he won't be able to participate.

crowley: and that makes you the only ramshackle student who will take part in this program!

minnie: *thinking* "seth.. did you run away on purpose? did you know that this is gonna happen?"

minnie: *thinking* "i don't want to be the only student from ramshackle who has to deal with this!"

minnie: *thinking* "and of course, jay can't participate either, crowley doesn't even know that he exists.. it's kind of sad, actually."

minnie: okay, i agree to take part in this thing, but can i ask something first?

crowley: sure, go ahead.

minnie: why is this even happening? i doubt that the reason is actually as deep as you make it sound.

minnie: you want the nrc students to "see what it's like to live in other dorms and get new experiences"? don't make me laugh, you would never come up with something like that on your own. there must be a reason why you had to send us to other dorms.

crowley: ...

malleus: actually, i want to know the reason for coming up with this program as well.

crowley: !!

crowley: well, uh..

crowley: y-you see, the dark mirror..

crowley: the dark mirror is actually not so sure about the dorms it has sorted you all into..

riddle: huh? what do you mean by that?

crowley: basically, it doesn't think that it has made a right choice.

crowley: the mirror wants to see how you all would act if you were sent to other dorms and if it turns out that your new dorm actually fits you better, you will stay there. if you would still be better in your "old" dorm, then you will be able to come back there.

minnie: .. so this whole thing is happening because the mirror is going through it right now?

crowley: .. yes, kind of.

crowley: you don't understand, our mirror has feelings too-

minnie: yeah, maybe seth was right and we really should transfer to a different school.

crowley: NO, YOU SHOULD NOT!

epel: i-i am sorry for asking this..

epel: so if i understood this correctly.. if the mirror sees that we're doing better in our new dorms, we will be allowed to stay there?

crowley: you are completely correct.

epel: YES, FINALLY-

vil: ...

epel: um, i mean- t-that's good to hear, haha..

riddle: what about the dorm leaders though? do they get sorted into other dorms too?

crowley: oh, no, you guys stay in your dorms actually.

crowley: you know, who else is gonna help those new students get used to their new dorms but you?

malleus: i guess it does make sense.

crowley: now, is everyone okay with that?

crowley: of course, you all are okay with that, why am i even asking, i'm the headmaster after all.

minnie: well, i'm not-

crowley: good, i will tell the dark mirror that you all are ready and after that we can start.

minnie: *thinking* "of course he ignored me.."

minnie: *thinking* "i guess i have no choice."

minnie: *thinking* "and i can't deny that i'm actually curious to hear which dorm the dark mirror will pick for me."

minnie: *thinking* "it will most likely be heartslabyul or pomefiore, i'm sure of it."

minnie: *thinking* "i wonder which dorm would seth get sorted into?"

#THIS VIGNETTE IS SO FUNNY I LIKE IT #i really like the dynamic minnie has with diasomnia students too #again i really should talk about my ocs' dynamics with canon characters more #the mouse girlboss: minnie #a gamer skater boy: vance #allen's kuudere cousin: riley