#i say all this but if i knew kiryu irl he would be my sweet baby boy who i would go out of my way to give massive discounts to (i work at

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every day i wake up abd i see your yakuza posts and its like a daily occurrence

the sun is shining so nicely today :) and i open my phone is the furst thing i see is “i wish kiryu would let me suck him” abd i feel fulfilled

this blog is how i learned about yakuza and i want nothing more than to see it from you

You guys are literally so nice to me... every day i think to myself maybe i wont be so horny to spare my followers from the whorrors and then i open tumblr and immediately type some shit like i wanna strap metal bands to his ankles and deglove his legs with electricity and hit post without even thinking maybe i should give the keyboard a rest today ... i hope every day after this one is beautiful for you .... grins

#Thanks for the ask ! #you got me down so well like yeah i do wish kiryu would let me suck him #but if he doesnt then ill just have to do it within a split second so that he doesnt notice #like a lightning strike on his groin. quick attack on his inner labia. one suck and i have his pants back up whistling innocently with my #hands tucked into my pockets and he regards me with suspicion before he unzips his pants to see and ive left him a small box of chocoates #and a love letter and he reads it with one hand while i hug his other arm and blink wetly at him like a seal and then he says sorry i just #dont feel the same way. and i say at least keep the chocolates ..? and he thinks for a moment before going no thank you #and he walks away and then when he rounds a corner he drops my beautiful handcrafted letter into the bin and the camera zooms in on it and #it just says any1 up? who wants 2 suck me #kiryu sees me around often and he approaches me one day like hey are you my new neighbour ? and i go im your stalker #i will catch sight of him coming down the street then i will start squealing and giggling and running back to my house to sift through my #belongings and bring a cinderblock out to the balcony so i can throw it directly at his head then call the ambulance so i can ride inside #with him and watch him concussed as hell with his eyes rolling in his head and i go it will be okay kiryu !!! and he goes mfrrgh #im crawling into the hospital bed with him so i can hug his arm and kiss his shoulder all day and he mumbles that he needs to go to the #toilet and i nod in understanding and kneel at the foot of the bed with my mouth open and he gets angry at me #how nice would kiryu be to hug he is so big and burly and so much space on his beautiful skin for kissing and bite marks. he lifts up his #hospital gown to piss and ive already dove between his legs and started sucking the goop straight out the cervical tap. im jumpscaring him #its like a majima everywhere event but instesd of fighting him i crawl out the sewer and attach my teeth to his ankles and dont let go no #matter how much he shouts at or kicks me because im giggling and so happy we are hanging out #i say all this but if i knew kiryu irl he would be my sweet baby boy who i would go out of my way to give massive discounts to (i work at #the m store and always throw in some free hair gel for him)