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#i want to play soccer with her and she'll make fun of how bad i am
jazzyjesse · 2 months
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scary messes me up so bad because its like looking at an old photo of myself.
shes a teenage girl. shes pulling away from her interests. she just wants someone to Care. she feels unseen. she doesn't to have to care anymore. she's scared. she feels worthless. she just wants an adult to care about her. she's convinced herself her friends hate her. her only worth is based on her skills and she can't ever do anything right.
she's a teenage girl.
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themusesof75 · 1 year
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Romance Rectangle
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Cleo: You're a royally good monster, and I consider you my friend. You should get what you want.
Clawdeen: Thank you, Cleo. But you and Deuce....
Cleo: Are ancient history. He wants to date you and I want you to date him. I want the monsters I care for to be happy.
Clawdeen: You're secretly a very generous princess.
Cleo: Not so loud, there are ears in the walls. Spectra, I can hear you recording our conversation!
The purple ghost poked her head out of the portrait of the retired teacher, "I am not."
...
Lagoona opens her webbed hands to hug Draculaura.
Draculaura sneers to show her fangs.
Lagoona giggles: cute.
Lagoona opens her rows of razor-sharp teeth with a growl.
Draculaura blinks: Respect. Cute shorts.
Lagoona: Dios Mio, thank you, I love your fishnets.
Frankie: Hi new friend.
Lagoona, Draculaura, Frankie and Cleo laugh over the mess of pizza toppings; fingers trying to crawl away, green bubbles stinking of waste, and no one remembered who thought pineapples were a good idea!
Draculaura: You know I tried garlic once. I actually liked it, before my throat closed up and my skin flaked.
Lagoona: Uggh, I hate flaky skin. I got this moisturizer called Sköll & Coconut. 
Draculaura: That is the only thing that soothes my wings in the summer!
Frankie: Cleo, your earrings look so heavy. You must have strong ears.
Cleo: Okay... Let me do your makeup.
Frankie: Yes, please!
Cleo: Do all non-binary monsters wear makeup?
Frankie: Depends if they like to. I know I do.
Cleo: Hmm. Usually, monsters with too much pep are hiding something, but you're incredibly sincere.
Frankie: You can be really mean, but you can also be really perceptive. 
...
Clawdeen and Deuce sat together in the common-room couch.
Clawdeen: How often did you try to go out with humans?
Deuce: One time when I was nine, I was in Greece, on my way to the family's private island. We took a route through the human's part of the city, I got separated cause I was a kid and I liked walking away. Met some human kids kicking a soccer ball, it was fun, I was getting short of breathe so I took off my beanie so these guys could breathe. You know what they say about sticks and stones?
Clawdeen: They called you names? 
Deuce: Yeah, as they started throwing sticks and stones. And then I turned them into stones.
Clawdeen: Woof. I was at a birthday party when I was a little and had a loose tooth, I could've pulled it out I found out later, but instead puppy Clawdeen chewed on the birthday girl's playhouse. And the magician's rabbit.
Deuce laughed.
Clawdeen: Glad we can laugh about that now.
Deuce: Ghoul, you're going to find a pack and chow down better than ever.
Clawdeen: Yeah, Cleo knows people-err- other werewolves and we're meeting up next weekend.
Deuce: You and Cleo are hanging out. Cool.
...
Deuce: I need a favor.
Cleo: Normally I'd say 'get in line', but go on.
Deuce: Cleo, I need you to only talk about my good qualities. To Clawdeen.
Cleo: What are the bad qualities, Deuce? How you eat with all your mouths open? How you use to pronoun silent Ps? The embarrassing face you make when you're about to-
Deuce: Gods, Cleo, please.
Cleo: You're blushing! You really like her. Cute. I can be discreet.
Deuce: Thank you, all I ask.
Cleo: And let me tell you what you should do instead-
Deuce: I didn't ask-
Cleo: No, listen, I know what she likes to talk about, what music, what food. Oh! Take her to that barbeque place I hated! She'll like the size of the ribs.
Deuce: Wow, you are a good wingman.
Cleo: I know.
...
Draculaura watched Lagoona pound the raw steak with her fists.
Draculaura: I'll repaint your nails when you're done.
Lagoona: Thanks. I keep a lot of remover in the cabinet. I like trying new acrylics I see on Creep-Tok.
Draculaura: I've seen your feed. I'm impressed with the videos where you play two monsters talking to each other.
Lagoona giggled: Fish back home wouldn't act for me so I had to do it myself. But who care, no big deal. They didn't understand why I wanted to come up here, but the gadgets and gizmos up here are great for my film ideas!
Draculaura: I'm pretty good at effects, just don't ask what my secret is.
Lagoona: Tell me what your secret is.
Draculaura: I'm studying witchcraft and I know a spell to add sparkles and filters in real unlife.
Lagoona blinked and slapped Draculaura's arm: Chica, you had me there!
Dracualura: Yeah, I'm a human-mob-riot. So, when can we put this on the skillet?
Lagoona: We let it marinate for an hour, or we forget it in the mini-fridge and cook it tomorrow?
Draculaura: I wanna show you Elissabat boovies. Most monsters don't like black-and-white films but I think you'll appreciate the old-crypt effects.
...
Frankie and Clawdeen hit the eyeball with their tennis rackets.
Frankie: And then, Cleo showed me photos of when she went to Scaris. She's always going to museums, and she's seen so many documentaries! We watched one and it was so depressing my soul will never recover but now I'm inspired to become a doctor in a cave, too!
Clawdeen: Who knew you could be pretty, rich and substantial?
Frankie: Still blood rivers run deep. Under her wraps there are layers to a complicated, fiery, surprisingly sweet ghoul.
Clawdeen shined a goofy knowing smile.
Frankie smiled: What's that smile? It's like your teeth have a secret.
Clawdeen: You sound like you're catching feelings for the Princess of Monster High.
Frankie blushed and kept smiling: Maybe I am. This feels exciting, like moths bursting out their cocoons in my stomachs.
Clawdeen: You have multiple stomachs?
Frankie: Yep, I can show you later.
...
Cleo: It is amazing you'd finished all these books.
Frankie: It's not amazing, they're really easy reads.
Cleo picked up a book about astrophysics. 
Cleo: No, your brain is a treasure trove. And I know treasure.
Frankie: Thanks for saying that but knowing how to build a rocket doesn't help me talk to other monsters.
Cleo: Frankie, have you considered you're not saying the wrong thing but picking stupid randos to talk to?
Frankie: I don't really know the difference. Everyone is new to me.
Cleo: Give that time. Isis knows I've had centuries and still don't know how to treat monsters I care about.
Frankie: No offense, but that is really stupid of you to say. You're a wonderful friend to all of us. You're even a good friend to your ex who was insane to breakup with you.
Cleo sighed: He wasn't totally insane. Could I confide in you why we broke up?
Frankie nodded.
Cleo: Well, the school's Casketball teams plays rival to this pretentious all-vamp-prep school. The captain was talking smack about our mixed species team, and as Fearleading captain I would not let that stand. Since I'm not allowed to bury monsters here, Deuce and I played a prank on their team. The prank went wrong, and a few leeches got badly sunburnt. The headmistress was talking about suspension, and my pharaoh father would've locked me under the pyramid if he heard I was involved. I let Deuce take the whole wrap. He missed a week. The ironic part is I loved him even more for the same reason he hates me now.
Frankie wiped the tear off Cleo's running mascary.
Frankie: You're even prettier when you tell your sad story.
Cleo: Do you think I'm the worse person in history?
Frankie: I think you have competition with dictators, CEOs and clowns.
Cleo laughed.
...
Lagoona and Cleo watch a long, sad romantic tramedy.
Cleo: She really should go with the autistic doctor, they understand her in a way the hunky, angsty garbage-man never did.
Lagoona: If the doctor doesn't take the trip to the moon, then sure. I think I'm catching feelings for Draca-cutie. 
Cleo: Really? She's so cold, even for the undead.
Lagoona: Under that scowl there's a poet, a dreamer, and when I bite her neck, she doesn't ask me to stop. She's a wave of freshness.
Cleo squealed: Ghoul! Your scales are sparkling! I am so happy for you, and you know I have to grill the fruit-bat.
...
Draculaura, Clawdeen and Frankie share their groanwork.
Draculaura: Lagoona is obsessed with me! She keeps sending me bikini photos, liking my posts, texting me every thought in her rainbow head.
Frankie: Oh my Bolts! If you date Cleo's beastie, then when I ask out Cleo when can go on double-dates! Do you like riding unicorns?
Draculaura bites her lip: I don't think I like Lagoona like that. She's cute and fun to fang out with, but I don't miss her when I don't see her.
Clawdeen's ears drooped: I think I get what you mean. Deuce is funny and honest and has made me feel full-moon-good about myself. But I can say the same thing about you ghouls, and I don't wanna kiss either of you.
Draculaura scoffed, Frankie shrugged.
Frankie: Well, I do miss Cleo when we're not together. I feel sparks, like new sparks, when I'm in the same room as her. I believe she feels the same way.
...
Deuce and Clawdeen walk with their cones of eye-scream in the Monster High fields.
Clawdeen tries to think of the right way to tell Deuce she doesn't want to date him. Deuce's snakes eat his eye-scream whole, then they steal Clawdeen's. She laughs while the little tongues lick her claws. Deuce puts his hands on Clawdeen's hips, his eyes meet hers, her smile is shy but her nod says yes. They kiss.
Clawdeen: Huh. Too bad.
Deuce: Okay. Glad to know. Congrats. 
...
Deuce: Clawdeen is a lesbian. 
Cleo: Just because she doesn't want to date you? You of all monsters should recognize bi-erasure.
Deuce: Yeah, I know better. When I kissed that dude Freddie, there were stars in my eyes. When I kissed you, there were fireworks.
Cleo: Of course there were.
Deuce: When I kissed Clawdeen, she was disappointed.
Cleo: Pity. How will someone so gorgeous move on from this hurt?
Deuce: That wolf's got as much honor as she does curls, I'm not worried about her.
Cleo: I was talking about you, Deuce. I'm not worried about you moving on.
Deuce: Thanks. You know, Cleo-
Cleo: I've even found someone new! Frankie!
Deuce: Oh... You and her?
Cleo: Respect nonbinary pronouns.
Deuce: Sorry, you and them? But Frankie is so ...innocent and you're... not.
Cleo: They're so much more.
...
Draculaura hung upside down in her dormroom.
Clawdeen: Whatcha thinking about?
Draculaura: I'm feeling a little guilty about hurting Lagoona.
Clawdeen: You respected her enough to be honest with her. It's better for her.
Draculaura: I think the truth is overrated. I lie about my witchcraft to my father, my coven, so they will stay proud of me. 
Clawdeen: That's complicated. But I can't imagine your family rejecting you for anything. I think how you're learning magic is crazy smart. And it really goes with your effortless elegance thing.
Dracualura chuckles: You think I'm elegant?
Clawdeen: Obviously. 
Draculaura: Clawdeen, you're got something on your nose. Come here.
Clawdeen stepped closer to her hanging friend. Before the werewolf asked what the vampire saw, Draculaura took her chin and pulled Clawdeen into a soft kiss.
Clawdeen: Wow. 
Draculaura: Yeah. I miss you even in the short times you're gone.
...
Lagoona cried on Cleo's shoulder.
Cleo: Dracu-slut-bag couldn't wait a day before walking hand and paw with Clawdeen?!
Frankie: Cleo, I'd appreciate you not calling my friend such an ugly name.
Cleo: Lagoona is humiliated and floundering, your friends will face my fury.
Frankie: Lagoona, I am sorry for your heart, but please know it wasn't personal. And Cleo, please say you didn't mean what you just said.
Cleo: You know I speak my truth.
Frankie: I know you're hot-blooded and sometimes speak without thinking, so I'm giving you the benefit of my doubt.
Cleo: Do not doubt I will avenge this Angelfish's heart. Frankie, you are with us or against me.
From down the hall, Draculaura and Clawdeen held hands. Deuce stood next to them.
Deuce: I can't tell if I'm falling for softer Cleo or if I'm just jealous of Frankie.
Draculaura: I'm not rooting for you on either account. However, I do want my friend to be happy. 
Clawdeen: Love is complicated.
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Hiii! Can i have a matchup fro grishaverse, pjo and Harry Potter please ? (If it's too many fandoms , just grishaverse and Percy Jackson)
I'm a girl (pronouns she/her) , bisexual , Libra sun Taurus moon and cap rising and an ENTP. I'm quite short (5'1 at best😂) , olive/tan skin , light brown shoulder length hair and bangs , hazel eyes , some freckles and a nose ring. I also have a sun tattoo on the back of my neck and a small version of the hand part of creazione di Adamo under it!
Some of my hobbies include playing football or soccer depending on how you call it , going to the beach , partying or generally going out with my friends (especially on night car rides) . I also really like math , playing the bass , reading , astrology and baking(my specialities are brownies and cookies). I'm currently studying archaeology and history of art at university and want to work in the archaeology field with a side job somewhere in film .
Personality wise ,while im usually very extroverted , outgoing and a "people person" , there are times when i appreciate staying in and having alone time. I love making people laugh and feel comfortable and I'm considered both a mom friend and the bad influence lol. My friends have also described me as competitive , loyal , feisty and chaotic but on the other hand i can be extremely stubborn , closed off and mean when i want to.
Fun facts : I love red wine , lipstick and nail polish (it's generally my fav color) , i collect sea shells and post cards , i never stop speaking when watching a film or show , i hate hot drinks (other than hot cocoa , it could be -5 out and I'll still drink my coffee cold) and i also despise spiders (i could never kill one though , partially because it doesn't really harm me and partially because the closest I can get to it is 10 meters)
I hope that's enough info , thank you and i hope you have a fantastic day 💕
Thank you so much and i hope you have a good day 💕
I can totally do all three :)
For hp, I match you with...
Ginny Weasley
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A usual date night consists of roasting movies/series together.
Ginny has a very vague grasp on what exactly soccer is, but once you introduce her to it, she'll love it.
She would love your tattoo, but she's a little bummed out that it doesn't move the way magical ones do.
Just like you, she's pretty competitive, so you make a competition out of almost everything you do.
Since the loser of whatever competition usually gets a kiss as a consolation prize, neither of you minds losing very much.
She'll take spiders outside for you (but not before showing them to Ron).
Molly adores you. She knew you for, like, a week before she sent you a sweater.
For pjo, I match you with...
Percy Jackson
He'll try to sing while you play your bass, but he really can't sing. It's funny to hear, but be prepared to accept that it will totally end in a laughing fit and you won't get much practicing done.
You win his heart the second he finds out you can bake, let's be real.
He'll bring you sea shells he finds whenever he goes to visit his dad.
Or he'll just take you along.
Someone needs to supervise the two of you because otherwise disasters are bound to happen.
Beach dates with underwater kisses are a frequent occurence.
And finally, for the Grishaverse, I match you with...
Zoya Nazyalensky
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Listen, absolutely no one belives you two are going to be together for long. You're so similar that it's bound to explode. They're all wrong.
Well, you are similar and there are some explosive arguments, but in the end the two of you always make up.
Zoya likes being the best in everything she does; you're the only person she doesn't mind losing to. She loves seeing how excited you get when you win one of your competitions.
She probably calls you a heathen for not liking hot drinks (you're absolutely right though).
She agrees on the red wine, though.
Dates are never easy to arrange, since you're either with the Second Army or at the Little Palace, and it's difficult to find some privacy in either of those.
Thankfully, Zoya has a death glare that clears out a place faster than the Darkling ever could.
But even so, those dates are still pretty casual: usually just talking over a glass of wine or whatever it is they drink in Ravka (is it kvas?)
I hope you liked it! Thanks for requesting, and have a lovely day/night :)
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