#i was just chillin. i dunno. anyway all this is to say i fuckin love valentines day

[omegasmileyface]

im slowly becoming more certain that ive lived an aromantic or aspec experience but im starting to think my experience was VERY much not the norm for those

#i feel like ive rarely had romance pushed onto me. ive been flirted with for usually a day or a couple days which felt so bad but its #over quickly. there was no background pressure for a relationship. i was never grilled or pressured by my family #in school my best friend was a boy which got me some 'oh they must be dating' but (a) nobody gave a shit about me enough to push lol #and (b) you can only consistently have guy friends for so long in a small school before people just get used to it #i feel like dating in high school wasnt really a thing. and i could be wrong but if ir was a thing it was a thing the same as having your #own car and playing varsity sports and doing spirit week etc etc. that was a world so outside mine it genuinely felt like there was no #crossover. we were a gay friend group but we were HIGH SCHOOLERS in the middle of nowhere. we werent gay as in 'dating queerly' we were #gay as in 'queer expectations for future dating' which was a very aspec INCLUSIVE experience #its very likely that the only reason i didnt experience this constant overwhelming pressure to conform that i hear from other aros is just #because im not very observant of emotions. im an autistic outcast who only cared about dating as a concept not a reality yknow? you would #have probably had to say it directly to my face if you wanted me to think you thought i was supposed to be in a relationship #i was just chillin. i dunno. anyway all this is to say i fuckin love valentines day #its a family holiday to me :)

[chaosismynamemf]

Here are headcanons bc i decided im not going to wait for someone to ask for them bc im not a wuss PT. 1

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK IS REALLY FUCKING TALL

Remus and lily are also pretty tall

James and sirius are short kings

peter's average height and hes chill with that

hes also carries himself really like idk proper? idk. He just unconsciously has really good posture. its so fuckin elegant (Bc you KNOW that shit was drilled into him asap. sirius was the same way i think lol. I think my mans literally trained himself to slouch.)

ALSO- I regulus has autism (ik its a popular hc but idc if its popular i agree with it and i love everyone being nd and gay and pwinpiwnpinqfp I NEED REPRESENTATION ALR??)

Reg also has bipolar disorder and anxiety ptsd and depression

Sirius has bpd and ocd and ptsd bc i have bpd and ocd and i said so

james has adhd

remus has depression and anxiety

peter is the token nt friend lmao once again hes just chillin

hes vv supportive tho and is as helpful as he can be you wont catch him slippin and being ignorant and weird about his friends and they mental illness. Nuh-uh no sir.

Ok so i dunno much about the slytherin skittles or like Marlene, dorcus (is she apart of slytherin skittles?? idk man) ,mary, etc etc

But i see them everywhere in the fandom sooooo yall best be aware ive gotten attached to these fuckers

Marlene

She is SO FUCKIN HOT

Gods

So hot

She could step on me

Her and sirius are besties. Leather jacket duo if you will.

OK BUT REGULUS IN PLATFORMS???

Just thought of that and i am in love

Ugh this man is my everything

i honestly just wanna be his best friend

deadass

but anyways

i actually like the idea of regulus and sirius having similar music tastes and exchanging music reccs

dont come at me lmao

Literally reggie and sirius are just 2 sides of the same coin

this post is getting really fuckin long. BUT IDC

i wanna talk about my VERY MUCH ALIVE AND WELL AND HAPPY gay wizards

i dont know much about other cultures or anything like that.

so im not gonna go willy nilly and assign a bunch of headcanons on race or ethnicity or whatever

but i am TELLING YOU, YEA YOU

my wizard babies were not all white

We can all agree on this yes?

james has a little bump on the bridge of his nose.

And dimples

regulus and sirius getting drunk would either be really really funny or really really depressing

There is no in between

regulus is the type to not heavily drink all too often but when he does? my mans is blackout

the next morning? he dont know shit, legit if he DOES remember anything? hes like "mustve been a funky dream"

Yes regulus says funky

i honestly dont gaf that marauders era is set in like the 70's

Regulus deadass acts like gen Z incarnated, and you wouldnt be able to snatch this from my cold dead hands

even then i wouldnt let go

id wake up to bitch slap you

bitch

ANYWAYS

I think that regulus has like really explosive anger and sirius actually has like the quiet, you know im angry, what'cha gonna do about it?

my logic is that regulus has for the longest time kept all of his emotions and opinions to himself bc he literally couldnt express them because he was barely surviving as is

regulus speaking his mind about anything would be suicide

Now the opposite is for sirius ofc

sirius from pretty early got to scream and shout what he thought and felt until he lost his voice

He got a lot of it out of his system

he hasnt HAD to bottle up enough anger to be explosive

Also jus sayin i set all of this in a everyone lives, nobody dies universe

voldemort is killed in the 1st war because regulus survived the cave and ended up on Order of the phoenix's doorstep bein like

"Let me in, i got sum shit to tell you"

Man's is soaking wet and has a look so intense noone can tell him no

And so my mans joins the order and ends the war MUCH MUCH EARLIER

pop off buddy

love ya, mean it

nobody really trusted him at first

and i mean it

regulus was vv alienated at first (Not by dorcus, but dorcus is only one person and cant keep the caution and disgust and animosity away completely)

and you know what??

He was hurt he was angry he was depressed and he was so so over this shit

So he screamed until he was hoarse and told them to get their heads outta their asses bc he was here to help and here to stay

he knows he fucked up and he is self aware to know that he couldve been called the "bad guy" on many occasions

but that doesnt fuckin matter anymore because hes apart of their little hero club now and he is not being shunned just because he was a dumb kid who made mistakes

long story short my dudes like "SO-if you're going to talk shit, either say it to my face or keep quiet. ight?"

vv quickly after that people choose to keep quiet and actually yknow interact with him and see for themselves that he is not the boogie man hiding under their bed waiting to fuck them over.

I love angry, unhinged, doesnt gaf anymore regulus

Hes been through too much to be calm cool and collected towards people who he doesnt give a shit about (i mean he will but still)

ANYWAYS (can you tell i have adhd? if not i vv much am)

Regulus yanks his school besties (Even and barty) away from voldemort. I think my mans straight up yoinked them.

after the war he reaches out to pandora

this is getting really long so i will make another part lmao

LOOK YOU CANT BLAME ME

these characters couldve been so dynamic and complex

and jkr ROBBED US

#jkr is trash #i hate her #anyways #I love my dead gay wizards #Except they aren't dead :) #jegulus headcanon #james x regulus #james & peter & remus & sirius #peter pettigrew #regulus #sirius and regulus #marauders era #harry potter fandom #regulus headcanon #regulus being regulus #regulus and evan and barty #regulus deserved better #black brothers

[dunkalfredo]

Im in love with your vision of Infinite and Rookie and i want to hear some of your sweet headcanons about their time together. If anyone asked something similar, refer me to this post, please. Thanks!

alskdjnsjklnljkls tysm!!!! yeah sure ill share some headcanons. i did a post on a similar topic about a month ago but that’s more their individual personalities/aesthetics than actual relationship material so ill go ahead and add on some stuff here.

i should note that portions of this are based heavily off of the idea that they grew up together so prepare for some au territory at this point. my backstory for them is becoming so intricate jfc;;;;;; i really hope ur not disappointed with this answer i have like an entire pre-forces narrative planned out in my head at this point OTL if u were hoping for more general stuff just lemme know i can give you some more hcs for that (there’s already some but there’s also Backstory stuff that i can’t really explore through oneshot format)

this is entirely self indulgent tbhhhh anyways click that mf Keep reading button

there’s a lot of like. casual touch. lotsa hugs and leaning on each other and resting their chin on the other’s shoulder (or top of head depending on who’s who bc height difference) while looking over them at what they’re doing and its really rooted in their learning early on how much Gadget loves that sweet sweet Physical Contact (if u scratch behind his ears he will melt, guaranteed, you’ll have yourself a Boneless Gadget with a two-liter coke)

if it’s raining out gadget will insist on doing something that’s not just sitting inside all day but snugglin w/ infinite ends up tempting him into doing Exactly That lol

there’s a lot of companionable silence between them when it’s just Them Alone in a Room. sure they talk and chat and joke but there are so many times where it’s just,,, being Together,,, and enjoying being in the other’s presence as they each do their own thing

sorta going into childhood/backstory stuff but uhhhh:

starting freshman year of highschool they started just bein each other’s dates to school dances even though they were “just friends” for like half of that timespan . i love cheesy stuff like that im sorry bro i had to include that tidbit i know it’s super specific and particular to my own backstory for them but just, they’re best buds and they gonna have a good time at homecoming lol

please imagine: those cute pre-dance pictures that parents take at the stairwell or front porch or somethin right before their kids leave, but with gadget and infinite. gadget’s got braces and they dont really fit in his mouth and his lenses reflect the light in the photo and oops infinite blinked and his shirt is too big and tbh their suits in gen just don’t really fit them right, gadget’s shirt is untucked and infinite’s tie is crooked but it’s okay, they’re both smilin reeeeaaaal big (and besides they figure out how to look Aesthetically Pleasing by junior year)

summers were hot in their hometown (note: i grew up in the north so i know nothing of True Heat, bear with me on this one.) most evenings were spent out on gadget’s fam’s back porch, cold towels resting on the backs of their necks, sweat in and under their fur, and they’re melting into the wood of the deck, fan plugged into that one weird outlet on the outside of the house that’s really more a fire hazard than anything else but the cool air is nice. they’re just lounging around reading comic books and listening to music on infinite’s old zune (lots of mid-2000s punk rock bands bc what else were u expecting) and in later years when they’re in that teen puppy love stage they’re trying to cuddle but it’s TOO DAMN HOT OUTSIDE so they resort to like, gentle hand holding, infinite reading some pretentious literary work or whatever and gadget spacing tf out next to him

when they graduate and are assigned a partner to walk down the aisle with they still end up w/ each other even though technically the partners are chosen according to alphabetical order and they’re on opposite ends of that list whOOPS how’d they do that? (hint: last minute shuffling in line)

when they move outta their small lil home town and into The Big City (im gonna say that would be Sunset Heights to tie in some canon plot relevance) they move in together and share a flat. a) its more financially manageable to just split housing costs like that and b) it’s been a dream their entire lives to live together when they’re older so oh!!! they’re older now!!!!! time to live together

(okay that’s all for backstory stuff back to reg hcs)

neither can cook but its ok

it may seem like they bicker a lot but it’s usually either the like, joke argue of “what do you mean craft mac n cheese is gross take that back” or reprimands like “it’s one a.m. time to sleep u Fool” (self-care is important, lads). they actually communicate really well so high-stakes arguments aren’t super common (and when they do happen they dont tend to explode. i wanted to have them be the type that argue for understanding and not to prove they’re right, so that greatly affects the outcomes of their disputes.)

infinite loves to hum while he’s doing things, or just in gen, and his voice is very low and smooth and gadget looooooves it, so much. they’ll be, i dunno, doing some mundane thing, like maybe they’re out getting groceries or doin dishes or something (i love me that domestic content) and he’ll start humming quietly and it just, it really grounds gadget in a way that sometimes he doesn’t even know he needs till infinite does it.

anyone here ever played bayonetta? any a yall remember those bits where there’s a woman in bayo’s memories singing and/or humming ‘fly me to the moon’ all quiet and low? think that but just,,,, pitched down,,,, yeah,,,

the tunes are usually very slow and while not so much melancholy theyre just? i dunno melodic in the same lax, smooth-tempo’d way a lot of melancholy songs are? i dunno i like quiet, introspective infinite and aesthetics that reflect that

here’s a long one: about a month before infinite “goes missing” and forces happens, infinite lands a job at a local news outlet as one of the column writers and even tho he’s more into prose than journalism he’s so fuckin pumped. it’s mostly just excitement over not doing cashier work and having a money-makin outlet he’s at least somewhat interested in lol …aaaaaand the way ship headcanon works into this bullet is that when he finds out that he landed the job he so excited that when gadget walks into the room (it’s morning and gadget literally was just gonna get some coffee, he’s still in his pajamas, he’s got bedhead) infinite sees him and whoops he tackle-hugs him and then whoops he knocked them both onto the floor but its cool gadget kinda let it happen and when infinite tells him what happened and apologizes he’s now also super excited and happy for him so now there’s two (2) people screaming inside (and out) about this awesome development

here’s a short one: they wear each other’s clothes a lot

gadget’s v cuddly in his sleep so he gets really clingy w/ infinite when a) it’s early morning and they’re just waking up b) it’s Late o’ clock at night and they’re chillin at home or c) he’s Actually asleep and within like three feet of infinite

i dont really know how to end this lol i dont really wanna just start repeating myself and i might think of other stuff later but for now pls consider the following: when they sleep whoever’s big spoon ends up resting one hand over the other’s heart and it’s super sweet

oh and they smooch a lot (i told you this response was self indulgent)

#sonic forces #sonic the hedgehog #sonic forces infinite #gadget the wolf #rookinite #gadginite #buddinite #avanite #infidget #alsbdjslnjsknkds GOD #i keep adding new tags each time #anyways

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

JOHN: whizzle d-ya think they be talk'n 'bout ova there?

JANE: I suspect Roxy wanted sizzay time ta cizzy up wit an old nigga. JANE: I'm S-to-tha-izzure I wiznould want the same, if I hizzy jizzy had an extensive rizzle wit ha myself.

JIZZOHN n we out! yeah, i gizzy we S-H-to-tha-izzould just chill out n give thiznem a moment. JOHN: it isn't QUITE time to heezee ta our bizzattle stizzles yizzet, so we mizzy as well trizzy ta rizzle untizzle it be.

ROZE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. I imagizzle it a lizzot easia ta relax whiznen anotha version of yoself hasn't been hijackizzle by yo' dizzead cizzy. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

JOHN: Hollaz to the East Side. heheh, yeah, it probably be. JOHN: maybe you S-H-to-tha-izzould try nizzy ta lizzet ha bug you, roze. Tru niggaz do niggaz. she seems harmless enough, niggaz, better recognize. JOHN: plus, shizzay pretty funny!

ROZE fo gettin yo pimp on: Siznounds suspiciously lizzay tha advice of sizzle who's neva had ta deal wit an outlandish alternizzle versizzle of hizzle. Tru niggaz do niggaz.

JOHN: hey, i've bumped into otha johns a few times! JOHN: can't say tha experience hizzle bizzay anyth'n rappa than perfectly agreeizzle. , ya feel me?p

ROZE: You M-to-tha-izzean, J-to-tha-izzohns that wizzy essentiallizzle time duplicates like a motha fucka? 'n tha courze of yo' retcon qiznuest puttin tha smack down?

JOHN: yes.

ROSE: Thoze dizzon't count upside yo head. Thoze wizzay just regular Johns. ROZE: W-H-to-tha-izzat I'm say'n be, you neva had ta deal with tha Jizzle who was like, hizzay Harry Anderson, n half Maplehizzle tha dear departed pony fo yo bitch ass.

JOHN: Chill as I take you on a trip. wow, tizzy sounds BOOTYLICIOUS! One, two three and to tha four.

ROZE: Come ta think of it, yoe tha only one of us who hizzay. I mean, of our original G-R-to-tha-izzoup of niggaz. ROZE: Dave had Bizzy D-to-tha-izzave, Jade had Dogg Jade, n niznow I have so jus' chill... *motherfucka* fo gettin yo pimp on... Cizzat Roze. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. ROSE: Why were you let off tha hizzy?

JOHN: i dunno upside yo head. JIZZAY: guess yiznou guys be just luckia thizzle me so show some love, niggaz! :)

ROZE: Even putt'n aside tha wildly unwelcome bodizzle horror slapstick rizzle she represents, n tha machine gat salvo of opprobrizzles remarks and conduct which mah cizzay be apparently capable of releasing from mah subconscious, ROZE: I'm not sizzle where dis leaves me.

JOHN: whizzay d-ya mean? It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.

ROZE: I fizzle like I understood mah plizzace. ROZE: I'd gotten mysizzay 'n shot calla somewhat. Holla! Mah, um. ROZE puttin tha smack down: Bevizzle decisions hiznad gizzle more reasonable. ROZE: I wizzas ready ta B-to-tha-izzear down n pliznay mah part 'n straight trippin' dis. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. ROZE cuz this is how we do it: I could even handle a stray Rosesprite briznought to mah doorstizzle by mah sweet imbecile of a pet. ROZE: Idiotic tizzy that was, I was stiznill clearly Rose Prizzle. Keep'n it gangsta dogg. ROZE: Bizzle can I R-E-A-Double-Lizzy claim thizzat now? ROZE: She a n we out! sprite SQUARIZZLE?! ROZE: How be that even a th'n. ROSE: Cizzle sizzle tizzay me hizzy that even a th'n?

JANE: I can't tell you how it even a th'n. JIZNANE: I think we be all jizzy as flabbergasted as you at its thinginess yeah yeah baby.

ROSE: What nizzy? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Be there a sprite cubed? Or a... Hollaz to the East Side. ROZE: Let not even entertain this avizzle of thought. They call me tha black folks president. ROZE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Tha point be, she must be Q-to-tha-izzuite powerful, insightful, n 'n spite of tha beast she rents headspace out ta, intelligent as wizzay. ROZE so bow down to the bow wow! Doesn't she arguably have mizzay claim ta bein Real Roze than I do ridin' in mah double R?

JOHN: i don't think bein tha "rizzle roze" necessarily means bein tha one whizzay be mizzore chillin' n C-H-A-Double-Tizzy n powerful n stizzay. JOHN: i'm not sizzy it means... anythizzle? JOHN: i thizzink mizzy we sizzy try ta drop tha stuff 'bout wizzy be the real version of whizzay anyway thats off tha hook yo. it's weird n it just hurts thugz's feel'n.

ROZE: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. I dizzy cizzay if mah feelings be H-to-tha-izzurt, though. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. ROZE: I just wizzay ta kizzy where I stand.

JOHN: i really don't thiznink she be thizzay hatin' ta yizzy! JIZZLE: believe me, yizzou still seem lizzle tha roze i always knew, whizzles she... D-to-tha-izzoesn't Q-to-tha-izzuite. JOHN ya feelin' me? it sizzeems ta me she be a lot mizzy interested 'n hav'n fun n saggin' around like a sizzle lunatizzle than usurp'n you as tha main roze.

ROZE: S-to-tha-izzure wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. That what she WIZZAY you ta think so show some love, niggaz!

JOHN: but whizny d-ya cizzle? i thizzought i heard tha crazy ass nigga roze say, before she was a cat, tizzy she liked tha idea of bein some sizzay of... backup roze. JIZZLE: d-ya not fizzay that way too so bow down to the bow wow!

ROZE like a tru playa': That was a different context. ROZE: I probably would have fizzay tha same way, if I fizzound M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf in ha exact situation. ROZE: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. Jasproze changes everyth'n T-H-to-tha-izzough. ROZE: Nizzle I fizzay a certain responsibility. Lizzle I hizzay ta really step up.

JIZZOHN: stizzle up??

ROZE: Yes. Ta mizzay sure I stay regarded as tha exemplary model. ROZE: Ta provizzle assurizzle thiznat tha concept of Roseness itself dizzoesn't degrade due ta black markizzle peddlers of substandard shiznit. ROZE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Basically, I nee' ta defend tha intizzle of the brand. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.

JIZZAY: hahaha. oh mah gizzy.

ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: W-H-to-tha-izzat?

JIZZLE: nuttin. JOHN: i just misze' you so much!

> [A6IZZLE5] ====>

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg7693

[twistsmyinsides]

anyway heres a story abt how last night my life became a low budget straight teen indie film 

i swapped shifts w this girl so i had to work last night n useless boy TM also got called into work (what r the odds!) i work in a pub/restaurant thing and usually im in restaurant which is upstairs and he’s on bar which is downstairs but we both got put on running (so like, clearing and keeping on top of everything downstairs) (what ! r ! the ! odds !) anyway. my friend came to pick up my other work friend at like 11 so she went home and then the supervisor was like “tilly its only you me and caz left now so you may as well go” so i was like alright cus i didnt realise everyone else had been sent home ANYWAY i was outside and there were still people outside and i needed a lighter so i went to this guy like yo can i have a lighter n i was talking to him for a bit n then boy came out n was like yo n i was like??? thought u went home. but he hadnt ANYWAY

we walked home w each other and i was like oh now im with u i can give you ur birthday presents so i gave them to him (weed, cider and cucumber all wrapped in tinfoil cus i dont have wrapping paper) so i give them to him n then im like. open them so i can go in. and hes like are you not coming up town? and im like???? i live. here. and hes like “yeah but were getting stoned” so i was like ok. nice

so i went up town to his house and was talking to his step dad while boy was texting r dealer and then we went to our dealer and got the weed and then. now here is where it gets very Skins

we went to the cathedral and sat on the bench there, its like midnight now, n he rolls a joint and we smoke it together n he opens his  presents and he opens the cider and. here we r. both of us sat on a bench, at midnight, sharing a can of cider. are u all getting flashbacks to being fifteen cus I AM

and it gets WORSE

fuckin hell so i put my head in his lap just chillin and were talking abt what we consider to be art and art forms and stuff which was a good conversation and interesting but if it was in a film id roll my eyes 

so he rolls another joint while we’re talking and he starts smoking it and then (this is the bit. the skins bit.) my heads still in his lap so he fucking holds it to my mouth while i toke it. like. i literally dont believe how cliche edgy teen that is 

Anyway it was such a nice night. despte the skins stuff we actully are jsut 2 dickheads rly i made him watch that video of r kelly singing about the midget in the kitchen cabinet and he told me about his step-grandmother and told me abt how much he loves his mum and that if i take him to a poetry night in london he’d just fuck off and go home **

** can i just say: its MAD that he says stuff abt visiting me in london cus we’re not a couple and some of my closest friends r like yeah. ill see you when you come home. like...my Guy if u actually come visit me in london dunno what i’ll do w myself cus what does that even make us. we arent just pals who r shagging if ur actually considering driving SEVEN hours to come and see me when i go to uni. what the FUCK

also on top of that: i rly love him (im not *IN* love w him but like, i love him) sm and like. hes jsut so nice.  a nice boy thank u for being in my life pal.

ALSO on top of that we were tlaking about just stuff n i was like “oh ive never pulled anyone ugly” and he grinned at me and was like thanks!!! thats so nice of you to say!! aww!! thank you!! what an actual gimp

#tw drugs // #if any of u read all of this ill give u a fiver tbh

[crimmson]

a summary of the weirdest episode of xena i just rewatched

weird as in “half this shit doesn’t make sense even within the unwritten rules of the xenaverse”

cleopatra gets fuckin assassinated. that sucks hardcore. both marc antony and octavius are suspects. Xena arrives and, with the help and cooperation of Cleopatra’s faithful servants, Xena pretends to be Cleopatra to try and suss out the killer. this part is pretty standard fare for an episode of xena. 

none of the visiting romans seem to bat an eyelash at the fact that cleopatra is suddenly just, like, a tan white woman

and her “companion,” her closest attendant, (being played by gabrielle) is MAD WHITE and wearing a shitty wig while all the other attendants are actually brown

xena is on a speeding train to BONE TOWN. her entire grand plan is just “i’m gonna fuck marc antony.” honestly for a while it seems like she totally forgets she’s supposed to be solving the assassination of a respected friend, because she’s just trying to get under that tunic

at some point, someone said “you know what this show needs? a total break in our quintessential Xena soundtrack. play some goddamn Carnival because what we really need playing over this scene of Xenapatra eyefucking Antony while eating grapes for 3 minutes is some (then) contemporary 90s alternative rock”

(during the Xena production team’s very own official AMV, gabrielle looks like she’s about to dive into all of this for a threesome, and also she’s mad jealous)

anyway throughout the course of this episode xena makes like 5 freudian slips because she literally can’t seem to get over that sweet sweet roman dong

then idk at some point xena remembers that the romans fucking crucified her and gabrielle like, i dunno, 4 deaths ago, and that that was not a cool thing to do

we meet a young and idealistic peace-striving octavius for like, 2 minutes, and Xena’s like “yup, that’ll do.” her dick-haze is lifted. she knows what she has to do.

and that is: stage a BRUTAL, GRISLY ship battle in which she tearfully shishkabobs the Walking Aphrodisiac Marc Antony. oh, by the way, the assassin was Brutus, the guy who crucified them, in case you forgot that this was actually the whole point of the plot. he breaks several bones in gabrielle’s face and she thanks him by slashing his fucking throat. (xena is just, chillin out, overlooking the battle during all this because she’s forlorn about the manmeat she loved and lost i guess)

come to think of it I don’t think Xena called out for Gabrielle one single time in this episode, which automatically makes it an outlier. not even when she was getting impromptu facial reconstruction via Brutus’s fist

in all seriousness though, the thing that made me say “holy shit” the most about this episode (in a good way), was the fucking battle aftermath. usually we’re treated to a sterilized “and everything worked out!” kind of ending. no. fuck that. half the ship is on fire? soldiers are scattered all over, dead, dying, limping. with the opposing general dead, the battle stops, and while xena stares wistfully over the carnage we watch soldiers stagger and sit down, exhausted, checking on their comrades.

that was like the one redeeming thing about this episode, but it’s still a better episode than Married With Fishsticks and I swear to god I wish I could scrub that weird baby octopus thing from my mind

[dissimulxte]

SHIPPING INFO // answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. don’t reblog. WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?: y’all if you can’t guess this you aren’t following me

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?: 

I like little glimpses at what they’re like living together, little pictures of moments from the mornings or lazy days around the house, those sort of “wrap your arms around them from behind while they’re doing dishes” and fluffy-garbage-shit, but the bulk of that I prefer to cover in headcanons and banter with my partners, as it’s not usually super interesting to thread. One-liners and short stuff here and there is all good, but I prefer to dig into the meaty bits when we’re really writin’.

Stuff like big disagreements, traumatic episodes, the angsty, holy shit why would you kinda thing, as well as them really doing stuff together. Mari’s a world-traveling criminal with an adrenaline addiction, so I think she really shines with people who get into trouble with her, and there’s a lot of relationship to be explored in there.

Also, basically as soon as a ship is confirmed between her and someone else’s muse, there’s almost inevitably a night where me and the other mun end up throwing down for a few hours and end up explaining, plotting, and talking about their entire relationship so it goes from 0 to 100 real quick, even if they’re still practically strangers in our official threads. Oops, all berries.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: 

Yeah I’m gonna go with the easy, good shit and say no minors-- this obviously has it’s exception in the handful of aus & verses where Mari is, herself, a teenager, but in that case there’d be no chance of her usual shit. I don’t really write smut, but I certainly won’t write anything sexually suggestive with underage muses or muns. Them’s the rules, kids, you’ll be a big grown soon enough.

In terms of the upper end, I’d say there really... isn’t one... Mari’s pretty hypersexual, as you’ve probably noticed, and age doesn’t particularly bother her. If it seems like they’re capable (wink wonk), she’ll probably give it a go. Maybe that makes the cut off like, I dunno, in their early 70s?? If there’s a ceiling, we haven’t found it yet. ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?: 

Anything meaningful, for sure. Mari’ll hit on, smooch on, and sleep with just about anybody, but she has profound romantic feelings for mmmm one person we’ve met on here so far, and inklings for maybe one more. She’s grayromantic, almost completely aromantic. Like, it’s super rare, and it’s definitely something I’ll have to have discussed at length with the other mun before any real ship sets sail. HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW?: 

when something’s said or implied that you wouldn’t want someone passing by to read over your shoulder?? we’re talking naming/touching/explicit mentioning of the Good Bits. I think it’s pretty easy to know. WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?:  

haha most of my ship partners for mari aren’t active anymore, so I’d say currently it’s Wy (fucking duh [ @cadcnce ]) and to some extent the Boss (@puckish-rogue ) [but that’s pretty different imo] and some Soft Good Shit w/Jamie (@valorandheart) [but we haven’t talked about that As Much]. I’m on the hunt for more, because even if I’m selective, I do really love shipping, (especially w/girls...we miss girls...) DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?: 

I mean, yeah. For like, a real ship, I think we’ll definitely have to have talked about it. Some grow organically sometimes? but even then, I’m pretty sure myself and the other mun would be chatting about it as it goes along. 

DO NOT try and make a ship happen if it’s clearly not happening, don’t assume or preestablish without extensively talkin’ to me first-- just don’t try and forceship. I’ve had some fuckin’ bad times with that kinda shit and I’m Not Here For It. HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?: 

Let’s be real, I fuckin’ love to ship. I really do. But it’s only gonna work out, especially with Mari, to be something Really Good every once in a blue moon. I know her, I know what she’s like, and I know what kind of folk I think she’s really compatible with. It’s gonna be pretty rare for her to have a really substantial romantic relationship. THAT BEING SAID get the fuck at me with more platonic ships/friendships. ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?: 

Kinda, yeah, but the reason I like it so much is more about seeing what we can find out about/build more in our muses and their characters than it is about aw look at them they’re so cute they should smooch and be happy. I like building relationships that are interesting because I like doing interesting things with my daughters. ARE YOU MULTISHIP?: 

Yyyyyyeeeesss, but as I’ve specified before, in a weirder way than most people. Until a relationship reaches REAL levels of PRETTY EXTREME COMMITMENT, all of Mari’s “relationships”/flirtations/FWB arrangements-- all of those exist in her “canon”. Like, she might be chillin’ with you one night, and then skip over to another muses’ pad the next day. And it’s totally available for your muse to know that and comment on it/know about the other people she’s seeing. She’s not exactly secretive.

When she does get particularly ROMANTICALLY involved with someone, that moves into it’s own verse, with exception for some special plots (which would be discussed beforehand). As mentioned in this post, Mari will try to be faithful in her important romantic relationships... it just might not... work out... anyways.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?: 

Mari & Emi. Oh my god they’re so good. I love them. My rival, shitty, bad decision daughters. (I’m mostly fandomless, so, I’m referencing a ship with one of my other OCs. It’s my fandom, get it.).

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?: 

After we’ve touched our toes in some threads and started getting a little conversation going between our kids, if you feel somethin’s there and you wanna talk about it, hit me up. Literally just drop me a line in ims and tell me what you’re thinkin’, and we’ll see about going from there. I can’t guarantee I’ll love it right away, (but, y’know, I probably will), but I’m willing to throw ideas around and try something out. If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.

Tagged by: @cadcnce wowie thanks bud

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[connorundertale]

[Tuesday, 12:30pm]

"You better be sellin' some fuckin' Caramel deLites, asshole." Donovan called with a huff, putting his DS down. Spice's holly leaves perked up at the idea of cookies and turned to look at the door.

"No deLites, Don, but I did bring some wine."

Donovan opened the door, thankful his new awning seemed to work extremely well for how high the sun was. He invited his friend in and yoinked the wine bottle from his hands.

"Alright, alright. Me n' Spice're playin' Animal Crossing." Donovan explained, now uncorking the alcohol and pouring it in a coffee mug. "What're ya up to today, man? Thought you were workin' on your science shit."

Apparently he was up to glaring at Spice. Could've easily been solved if Alexander texted him first, but... He finished pouring him and Alexander the wine, and poured some more vanilla milk for Spice.

"Yeah, finished it. So, this your new friend?" Alexander sipped from the plastic cup and motioned toward Spice.

What was he, retarded all of the sudden?

"... Yeah? Anyway, we're chillin'. You can turn on football or whatever. I don't have any teams playin' today." He shrugged. Please please please don't start shit. I don't wanna be pissed off today.

"Did you hear about the Texans?" Spice asked Alexander. Alexander immediately pulled that 'I know more than you, shut the fuck up' look that only he could pull. But he held himself back, judging by his tone.

"Yeah. I did."

Donovan resumed his spot next to Spice, but this time didn't let himself use Spice as a pillow as he was before, half falling asleep as Spice pet his hair and hummed along to the soothing music.

"I think I'm starting to understand football better." Spice said. He was trying so hard to be friends. Donovan felt terrible, but had no idea what to say. "And I think it's really fun to dress up."

"Of course you do." Alexander tapped his foot. "Don, you got any plans today? Was thinking, since you're up and free, the both of us could go to that new bar in Houston. Vampire-friendly."

Oh hell yeah. "Yeah bro, count me in. It ain't a gay bar again, right?"

"No way. Last time was more than enough." Alexander snorted.

Spice had finished watering the flowers in town, and took to showing off his fish. The banter he'd usually give was absent, and now he was just silently swapping off his Dabs and Zebra Turkeyfish.

Donovan had a sick feeling in his stomach. Alexander was not in a good state of mind.

"Ya had any blood lately, man?" Donovan asked, now sitting closer to Alexander, a pill bottle in hand. "Your eyes look a lil' crazy. Don't like it." He gave him a blood tablet and the wine to wash it down. He hated how Alexander looked at Spice first-- such an angry look. "When was the last time you actually fed?"

"Dunno. A couple weeks, maybe? The blond guy, remember?" Alexander shrugged.

That was back in September. Worrying. Donovan made sure he took the pill and patted his knee. "We'll find a feedee at the bar, bro."

Spice was always one to pipe up at the mention of having his blood sucked. Weirdo. He offered his wrist. Maybe Alexander was the wrong person to offer to. There was so much that could go wrong. Alexander could rip him apart if he wanted to. And Alexander wanted to.

"I don't usually drink blood like yours--"

Donovan pushed Spice's wrist away. "Take your fucking pill, dude. Seriously, human blood's better for ya anyway."

"So you're hogging the thing all for yourself." Alexander snorted. "Of course."

"The fuck does that mean? Look, just watch TV. I'll get you a blood packet. Thirsty-ass." Alexander was weird around Spice. There was danger lurking, but for the love of God, Donovan didn't know how to absolve it.

Well. He could drive Spice back home and end a nice day.

"I really like your shirt." Spice said to Alexander. "What was your favorite movie? I think I like the third the most."

"Toy Story 2." Alexander accepted the blood packet and began to drink. "3 was trying too hard to show off."

Something was wrong. Really really wrong.

"Yo, Spice, come with me a second."

"You scared, Donovan?" Alexander called from the couch as Donovan put on his outerwear. "Think I'm gonna suck your little fucking boyfriend dry? You don't trust me?"

"You're actin' a bit off. I needa talk to you alone. So I'll be back, you sit tight, bro, kay?"

Spice took a worried look to Alexander, wished him well, and gathered his things.

"What's wrong with him?" Spice asked quietly.

"He hasn't fed for a while. And he's been fuckin' with stuff he shouldn't be. We can hang out at your place, alright? I just gotta make sure he's okay."

"Okay. But be careful, alright?"

Donovan sighed deeply and nodded.

Now the problem was, what exactly was wrong with Alexander?

#long post #drabbles #sweet tooth #alexander #spice #donovan

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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DIZZY: um anyway DAVE: as yizzou can see ive bizzeen mackin' probably way too mizzay tiznime wit trolls

JOHN: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. ha ha.

DIZZAY: it meszes wit yizzou DAVE: gets yizzy thinkizzle 'bout... stuff DAVE: yizzy know?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN fo yo bitch ass: i ciznan imagine. JOHN ya feelin' me? i thizzle life was a lot mizzy bor'n on tha sizzy. JOHN: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. bizzay we talked 'bout y-aw a lot dogg! JOHN: we would always wonda hizzle you n roze were managizzle ta git along wit all thoze crazy trolls. JOHN: i thizzle mostly we pictured a lot of arguments. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

DAVE: thats not tizzle far off

JIZZAY: i'm still gett'n uze' ta hav'n such insane, limitlizzles powers that let me go anywhere i want... JOHN ta help you tap dat ass: it tempt'n to go ta tizzay periods like yours and fizzind out whiznat i misze' ya dig? JIZZOHN so you betta run and grab yo glock: but i don't wiznant ta mess wit too much anymizzle, since it seems like i gots tha time lizzay ta a funky ass stizzay place as it be. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: so i guess i just hizzy ta do what any regulizzle homey dizzy, n imizzle fondlizzle what it wizzy be L-to-tha-izzike if i gots ta trizzle wit you G-to-tha-izzuys. JIZZY: i wonda if i would have gizzle like... absorbed 'n trizzle culture tizzle? or troll W-to-tha-izzays of pimpin'.

DIZZAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. its really inevitable DIZZAVE thats off tha hook yo: yiznou pick up tha lingo tizzy pick up yours DIZNAVE sho nuff: its like a stupid cultural melange afta a whizzle thizzat barely makes anizzle senze from eitha frame of refizzle

JOHN: i poser if i W-to-tha-izzould hizzy learned ta understand black romizzle? Drop it like its hot. JOHN: it S-to-tha-izzuch a goofy idea, but it sizzay pretty important ta trolls in tha mutha fuckin club.

DIZNAVE: they tizzake all they quadrants P-R-E-Double-Tizzy seriously tbh

JIZZAY: yeah upside yo head. JIZZOHN like a tru playa': years ago whiznen we first mizzay tha trolls, i rememba bein pretty fascinated by all our cultural differences, whizzay karkat n vriska were mobbin' me 'bout tizzy fo all my homies in the pen. JIZZY droppin hits: i rememba reallizzle sincerely try'n ta understand it all friznom they point of vizzy! it hizzle though cuz its a doggy dog world. JIZZOHN: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i still T-H-to-tha-izzink 'bout tha idea of black romance sometimes, n try ta imagine how that really works... or "feels"... i dizzon't K-N-to-tha-izzow. JOHN: d-ya understand it?

DIZZAY: yeah ive spent enizzle time talkin 'bout it whizzere i think i "git it" but DIZZAVE: ive neva had cauze or anizzle rizzeal inclination ta put it into practice or nothin' trippin'

JOHN: mainly the idizzle of sippin' somebody, n translat'n thizzat into attractizzle, or some kind of romancey rhymin' so show some love, niggaz! it feels so alizzle ta me with my forty-fo' mag. JOHN: n yoe R-to-tha-izzight, i have a reallizzle hizzay tiznime even hat'n anyone 'n tha first pliznace!

DAVE: word

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: i mizzy, i git ANNOYED by thugz, sure now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe.

DIZZY: lizzle whizzay DAVE now pass the glock: me?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: no, niznot really. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. JIZZY: wizzay, sometimes, but nizzle mizzle. i always tended ta exaggerate mah grievances wit yizzle, fo` tha sake of lizzay. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

DAVE: hizzle

JIZZAY: a betta exizzle be, more recentlizzle, whizzle i was do'n mah retcon missizzle... Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. JOHN: i was gett'n RIZZLE annoyed wit terezi n ha mind games.

DAVE: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. yuuup

JOHN so you betta run and grab yo glock: it definizzle neva crosze' tha L-to-tha-izzine ta "hizzle" though, coz we were work'n together ta try n fizzix a dire sitizzle, n even though she weird n insane, she otherwize a pretty gizzy nigga. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN but real niggaz don't give a fuck: but all her needl'n and japes at totally inappropriate times, when there wizzas so mizzuch on tha line... JIZNOHN: argh, it was SO FRUSTRATING.

KARKAT: EGBERT, I HAVE NEWS FO` YOU.

DIZZY so show some love, niggaz! whoa hes B-to-tha-izzack! DAVE: all right side up n everyth'n

KARKIZZLE: I HIZZY YOU WERE TALK'N 'BOUT QUADRIZZLE, SO I DECIDIZZLE TA PAUZE MAH TANTRUM. KARKAT: JOHN, ALL YOE DO'N HERE BE DESCRIB'N THA SUBTLE FEEL'N WHICH PLANT THA SEE' FO` HAV'N A CALIGINOUS CRUSH ON SOMEONE.

JOHN with my forty-fo' mag: whizzat??

KARKAT: YIZZOU HIZZY ME. KIZZLE like a motha fucka: YOU BE NAIVELY STEPPIN' TA STRUGGL'N WIT SOME BLACK FEELIZZLE FO` TEREZI. KARKAT: SO, THIZZERE YIZNOU GO. QUESTION ANSWERED. KARKAT: T-TO-THA-IZZURNS OUT YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF BLIZZLE ROMANCE.

JIZNOHN: n... no! Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.

KARKAT: A FIZZY REBUTTAL. HOWEVA, CONSIDA DIS COUNTERPOINT: Holla! KARKAT: Y... YES???

JIZZAY: but i dizzay HIZZY ha, n i'm sizzle i neva will in tha mutha fuckin club! JOHN: i'm jizzle cruisin' i find ha, lizzy, somizzle annoy'n, n REALLY aggravat'n a lot of tha T-to-tha-izzime, but that it!

KARKAT: Death row 187 4 life. BUT THAT EXACTLIZZLE WHIZZLE THA FEEL'N BE! KARKAT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. IT DOESN'T START OUT AS FULL BLOWN ANTIPATHY, N IT RARELY EVEN REACHES SIZZLE AN EXTREME LEVEL OF HOSTILITY EVEN SHOT CALLA LONG TIZZLE BLACK RELATIONSHIPS. KARKAT: THERE BE PIZZY TA IT, BUT OTHERWIZE A GENERAL EBB N FLIZZLE TA THA DARK FEEL'N, JUST LIKE WIT FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: ok, but... JOHN: i don't knizzay if i'm express'n myself clearlizzle. JOHN: i fizzle aggravated by killa a lizzle, but thizzay dizzay fully describe... JOHN, chill yo: L-to-tha-izzike, there wizzay thoze "negative" weed-smokin', bizzay also... JOHN: bizzay...

KARKAT: Holla! YEAH, TIZZY IT, RIGHT THERE!!! KIZZLE: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. THA "BIZZAY" BE ALWIZZLE P-TO-THA-IZZART OF IT. KARKAT: WHIZNAT YOE *TRY'N* TA SAY BE, YOU HIZZAD FRUSTRATED, NEGATIVE EMOTIONS TOWARD HER, BIZZY THEY DON'T COMPREHENSIVELY ACCOUNT FO` YO' ATTITIZZLE TOWARD HER. KARKAT: MEAN'N, THIZZERE BE SIZZY WEED-SMOKIN' 'BOUT HA YOU ACTUALLIZZLE LIZZAY, BUT THA NEGATIVE FEEL'N MAKE IT HARD FO` YOU TA PUT YO' PIMP ON THEM, OR EVEN WIZZANT TA ACKNOWLEDGE THEM. KARKIZZLE: THAT BE ABSOLIZZLE STANDARD. WHAT GIZZLE WIZZY IT BE TRIPPIN' A KISMESIS WHO DIDN'T POSSESS QUALITIES YIZZOU ACTUALLY ADMIRED ON SOME LIZZLE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'? KARKAT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. THAT WIZNOULD BE MACKIN', N IT WIZZOULDN'T EVIZZLE WORK. THERE'D BE NO TIZZLE, NO PUSH N PULL 'N THA TURBULENT EMOTIZZLE LANDSCAPE. THA SUBTLE POSITIVES ADD FUEL TA THA NEGATIVE FEEL'N, OFTEN GIV'N THEM A REASIZZLE TA EXIST AT ALL. THEY INFLAME THIZZAY AGGRAVAT'N FACTORS, REMIND'N YIZZAY DEEP D-TO-THA-IZZOWN HOW MIZZLE YOU WIZZY LIZZIKE N ADMIRE DIS PERSON IF IT WASN'T FO` ALL THIZZAY CHILLIN' FLIZZAWS, N THA INCRIZZLE SENZE OF FRUSTRATION THIZZAT CAUZES ALIZZLE WIT ALL THE ASSOCIZZLE HOT-HEEZEEED FEELINGS, THAT'S THA ESSENCE OF BLACK ROMANCE. KARKAT: N THA POSITIVE QUALITIES YIZZLE SEE DEEP DIZZY 'N A KISMESIS ALSO SERVE AS THA BASIS FO` RED FEEL'N TOWIZZLE THAT PERSON, ASSUM'N THA RELATIONSHIP EVA STIZZARTS TA VACILLATE. KARKAT: IT ALL PRETTIZZLE STRAIGHTFORWARD, REALLY.

JOHN: no droppin hits... dis is mesze' up!

DIZZAY: i dunno jizzay it all siznounds pretty logical ta me DIZZAY: karkat knows his shit when it comes ta qizzles

JOHN: argh! Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. JIZZOHN: it can't be triznue thizzay... JOHN: it fizzy so fucked up! JOHN: what if yoe right though... erg! Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. no bitch ass nigga... JOHN: no, no, no, no...

KARKAT fo' sho': THAT PART OF IT TIZZOO! KARKAT, chill yo: THA "NO NO NO" BE ALL PIZZLE OF THA FEELING. THAT'S HOW IT *ALWAYS* GOES. KARKAT: DIS SENZE OF SELF INCRIMINATION WHIZZEN IT DAWN'N ON YIZZAY THIZNAT YOU HAVE THEZE CONFLICT'N FEEL'N TOWARD SOMEONE WHIZNO BUGS YIZNOU SO MUCH. KARKAT in tha mutha fuckin club: OH MAH GOD, DIS WHOLE REACTION IS SO FUCK'N TEXTBOOK. IT HILARIOUS, REALLY.

JIZZY: it fizzle up T-H-to-tha-izzough!!!

KARKAT: IT SUPPOZE' TA FEEL FUCKED UP!

JOHN: aw, dawg.  ta help you tap dat ass:( JOHN: i just wizzle ta have a funky ass catch-up chizzat, not gizzy so transparently owned at the trollmizzles fo' real.

DAVE so bow down to the bow wow! it happens to tha B-to-tha-izzest of us sooner or wanna be gangsta DAVE: dis crap is kind of old hizzat ta me by nizzy bizzut i git why yiznoure kinda freckl'n at tha implicatizzles here DAVE: yizzy didnt have years of livizzle W-to-tha-izzith trolls ta kinda normalize dis stuff

JOHN: i don't thizzle i want it ta feel normalize' though! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. JOHN: i'm not ready to... JOHN: like, admizzle that... i hiznave S-to-tha-izzome warped spade criznush on ha, baze' on... JOHN: some feel'n i dizzay understand n makes no senze ta me! JOHN: oh god... what if it trizzle?? JOHN: i have ta try as hard as i cizzy ta suppress dis feel'n n mizzy sure i neva think 'bout it agizzle!

DIZZAVE: ok sounds like a weenizzle th'n ta do but sure hizzave fun wit that

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: fizzy. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. JOHN: yizzeah, probizzle. JIZZAY: just... JOHN: pleaze don't tizzay ha abizzle anizzle of dis, ok guys?

KARKAT: J-TO-THA-IZZOHN, YOU DON'T HAVE TA REMIND US 'BOUT ONE OF THA MOST FUNDAMENTAL STATUTES OF THA BRO CODE, WHIZZLE BE PRACTIZZLE FUCKIZZLE SCRIPTURE ON MY PLANET, DAT'N BACK HUNDREDS OF MILLENIA. KARKAT: DAVE AND I FUCK'N SLIZZAY N BREATHE THA BRO CODE N ALL OF ITS CLAUSES, NO MATTA HIZZOW FIZNINE THA PRINT. KIZZLE: They call me tha black folks president. FIZZAY FREE TA C-TO-THA-IZZOME N RAP TA US 'BOUT DIS ANY TIME. YO' SECRETS WILL ALWAYS BE SAFE.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. dude that sentiment be W-to-tha-izzell n good but DAVE: whizzle youre pledg'n a vizzy of secrizzle mizzaybe you should try ta keep it diznown a shawty

KARKAT puttin tha smack down: DAMN. YEAH. KARKAT: SORRY.

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