#idan: corpse rice! corpse rice! corpse rice!

[fauvester]

12 year old lim finds a half dozen crisped up baby regnars underneath the rice cooker basin and simply does not tell anyone until like a decade later when theyre all grown and he casually brings it up. baby lizard homicide for their tasty savory rice

#julian: did you change what you do with the rice? it's missing its usual... flavor :( #lim who has just expeditiously disposed of several small deep fried corpses in the trash pit: its probably the new water purifier. #thats the taste of No heavy metals in our food. i'm sorry #garashir adoption au #he tells the story at family dinner and everyone LOSES it #iskra: WE WERE EATING BABY CORPSE RICE??!? FOR YEARS!!??!? AND YOU NEVER TOLD US?? #idan: corpse rice! corpse rice! corpse rice! #julian: huh. It really was a unique taste.... maybe... #lim: no. i am not doing it on purpose again. fatherless behavior to suggest it. #(i feel like Fatherless behavior is a common insult for the kids to throw around lol) #julian licks his fingers after eating gragh with his hands. regnar chitlins would not bother him in the least