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[yanderepuck]

Comte thinks there needs to be family bonding time and plans out a long ass vacation, where they go to everyone's home town.

The worst part about it is that Comte wants them to use a bus to get everywhere for ultimate bonding. But they aren't good at planning it.

First they go to Italy and Leonardo shows them around. But he's not a good tour guide. "I haven't been back home for 200 years. I don't know where anything is." Jean insists on going to the Vatican and so they all go.

Jean: that painting is gorgeous

Leonardo: ugly *Michelangelo made it*

The only thing Leonardo was good at was taking them to really good places to eat.

Then to Austria. I feel like Mozart is very passionate about his home, and insists on telling all of them every single detail that he knows about everything. He's going to take everyone to where he had his first concert. I feel like he'd show them the house of his first crush ngl.

So after that they make their way to the Netherlands. Let me tell you, I just found out that coffee shops sell cannabis and I'm like what the shit. I feel like Dazai and Arthur may never leave. I see Theo and Vincent being very patriotic to their home country, and I can def see the two going to football games and taking everyone along. I also see Vincent just falling face first into a field of flowers and yells into the ground "I LOVE HOME"

Vincent: We ride bikes everywhere

Mozart: ....I can't ride a bike

So now we travel to England

"Was it that apple tree?"

"What about that one?"

"Oo was it that one?"

"This one looks really old. Was it this apple tree?"

"WE'RE IN LONDON YOU IDIOTS"

Rip Isaac.

Three Englishmen means they are there for a while.

Will insists on going to The Globe and watching a play.

Arthur is like "We are going to every Pub we go by" meaning they spend a lot of time in pubs. More than they did in the Netherlands.

Isaac is like "I taught there. and over there is where I'd always get beat up"

Mozart is hating it. There's one bridge in London where this guy is there everyday playing bagpipes, and Mozart would HATE bagpipes.

Arthur sees the statue of Holmes and grabs something nearby to hit it but Theo holds him back. "LET ME HIT HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE" "YOU MADE THAT STUPID FACE"

"Oh hey. My house is a museum now" -Will.

Theo is very tired of the accent, especially when they went up to Scotland.

ARTHUR MAKING EVERYONE WEAR A KILT.

Theo: I kinda like this

Isaac: can I have my pants back

Arthur @ Mozart: I will lift up your kilt to make sure you aren't wearing anything under it.

Jean: STOP TOUCHING ME, ARTHUR

So now we are on our way to Japan.

"I AM NOT GETTING ON A PLANE" Mozart refuses. They drug him the entire time so he's asleep while on the plane.

"Is he alright?" "Oh. He's just asleep" "He's been asleep for 10 hours"

Dazai and Sebastian are so happy to be back home. Dazai is all about wanting to take them different places to eat, and Sebastian wants to take everyone to shrines and temples.

Sebastian: lets all wear traditional clothing

Isaac: *raises hand* can I wear pants *wind, or Arthur, may or may not have lifted up his kilt*

"Don't do that. Bad omen"

"That's a bad omen"

"Not like that. That's a bad omen"

"That's not how you use chopsticks, Jean"

DAZAI AND SEBASTIAN BEING ABSOLUTE BEASTS AT ARCADE GAMES.

They happened to be there during sakura season and Dazai and Sebas were in heaven.

The best parts of the trip was the bus rides to and from places.

Arthur: ARE WE THERE YET

Leonardo: Comte, are you qualified to drive?

Mozart: *vomiting the entire time*

Theo: DAZAI PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Napoleon: *asleep the whole time*

Isaac: ARTHUR STOP TOUCHING ME

Theo: Arthur, you're wearing a kilt, please don't spread your legs

Arthur: ....*spreads legs more*

Jean: why did I agree to come

Will: Theo. I swear to god.

Vincent: *looking out the window the entire time*

Sebastian: *headphones in, volume up, watching a movie on the bus tvs*

Comte: I WILL TURN THIS BUS BACK AROUND TO ITALY AND MAKE YOU ALL STAY WITH LEONARDO'S PARENTS

Leonardo: please don't do that to me

BONUS

Napoleon: Comte, when are we going to your home?

Comte: you live there

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