Sighs. Sighs so hard.
ZVONKO T. BLOKOVIĆ (OC) HEADCANONS.
50/50 switch
Ler
I can't believe I'm fucking doing this. Ok whatever.
He's a childish man expect childish shit from him
Also expect fake pity lolol
Probably laughs at (not along with) the lee. FUCK IBHATE HIM I HATE
Sorry.
Grinning the whole time too. Bastard
He looks scrawny as fuck but that man's a miner, he's strong! He'll pin the lee down if he must...Though he doesn't usually do that, thinks it ruins the fun. He only does it if he's aware there's a threat of being clocked in the face
For a whole ass 46 year old man he's way too keen to tkl his loved ones. Inconvenience him one bit and BAM. Will resort to it to win arguments
His main lee used to be his unnamed underdeveloped sibling, but nowadays it's Miłosz, his best friend and godfather
Despite everything he does not find it easy to say the word, especially not in Interslavic (his native language), so he'll tiptoe around it. Unless he's trying to be particularly awful to someone
I KNOW I've used this trope for a character like twice before but... he'll tell shitty jokes while getting someone because nobody will laugh at his semi-milleanial humour...they're all stereotype jokes too it's awful
He also uses tkls as a cheer up method
Lee
Refering to the last point, he does it because it works stupidly well on him
He's a runner. Pulls the unbeatable table move (hiding behind a table and circling it) if he's certain he can't outrun the ler
He's loud as is but has absolutely ZERO volume control the moment you lay a finger on him
It's unbelievably easy to fluster him?? Come on man get your shit together, you're 46, you've got a whole resistance movement to lead!
Related to the point above god FORBID you mention that, he'll die on the spot. Him, a whole ass grown man, a leader of the RESISTANCE MOVEMENT, brought down by a few pokes? Ridiculous!
Nicknames WILL kill him. I've been thinking so much about my friend saying Miłosz would call him Zvonek like?? He'd die on the spot (about time..)
Absolutely CANNOT handle what he dishes out, don't point it out though, he'll die on the spot (again)
A giggler, doesn't like his laugh though, thinks it sounds stupid
Fights like he's being MURDERED by the way, you've gotta pin him down or else he'll get away
He can easily push the ler off at all times, but he's afraid of hurting them, and as much as he doesn't wanna admit it he's having fun
^ another thing not to point out!
Aaand his chart.
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