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#im tooth hurty
bunabi · 6 months
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also dentist update if anyone was curious:
I enrolled in an insurance plan and I have an appointment tomorrow for a consultation at a trustworthy place 💕
I have to waste time fighting the previous dentist into releasing the xray records they promised to send me days ago, but after that I'm evergreen baby
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acidsaladd · 5 months
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GUYS. G UYS
DO U KNOW THAT ONE DENTIST JOKE THAT THE PUNCH LINE IS TOOTH HURTY??????????
I JUST NOW GOT IT
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westvocap-ocbracket · 11 months
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ROUND THREE! SIDE B-5
Trash Dentist Vs. Marybell Cobs
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soldier-poet-king · 1 year
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Absolute uncontained hysterics tonight for no discernable reason
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seavoice · 9 months
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guys clap and cheer i made it to the end of this week without killing myself even though i really wanted to. peace and love and painkiller on planet earth
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bone-evidence · 7 months
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I just need to collect my teeth in my hands and give them a stern talking to about how it's rude to scream so much I can't fall asleep
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modernmutiny · 4 months
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I have. Too many Cool Socks
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jackals-ships · 10 months
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helping momther do some research into places that'll yoink ur teeth for cheap/free when im like. Coherent and on the one hand im grateful these places exist. on the other hand, im not saying we kill and eat the rich and everyone involved in making teeth so expensive. BUT LIKE-
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it always struck me as kind of hilarious that you have to pass a 30DC check to convince shadowheart not to kill dame aylin but if you're just like "sure do whatever lol" she chooses not to kill her anyway. tsundere ass fuck. killing is bad unless it's out of spite. i have morals unless you try to tell me what to do
but i just got to that scene in my new replay and it made me realize that that's not what's at stake at all
because the persuasion check isn't "don't do this". the persuasion check is, your life is whatever you make of it. you don't have to do something just because your goddess tells you to.
convincing shadowheart not to kill dame aylin is easy. she knows it's wrong, and she doesn't want to, not really. if given the choice, she is literally unable to go through with it even if she clearly wants to, or wants to want to so badly she can't tell the difference
the problem is convincing her she has an option in the first place
the problem is convincing her that her life is her own
shadowheart has never belonged to herself since she was captured. not in body, not in soul, not in mind, not even her memories. she quite literally doesn't know who she is in more ways than one. she doesn't know her past or her family, she doesn't know who her loved ones are (including the sharran loved ones, like nocturne), all she really knows about herself is a fear of wolves that's been implanted into her by lies and an attachment to a flower she can't remember the details of. and a mission. always a mission. the will of someone else she has to carry on, that is not for her to understand or question or think about. she can't even want to serve shar, because she isn't allowed to pursue her intention to become a dark justiciar. she is supposed to be well and truly nothing, empty as the sharran doctrine
(oh, and pain that she doesn't know the reason of. no matter what, she must bear the pain)
how can she see herself as more than her goddess, when she quite literally doesn't know anything about who she is other than her devotion to shar? how can she choose her own destiny, when she couldn't even choose how to devote and give herself over to her?
she can't, which is why, unless you have infinite rizz points and/or roll a nat20, shadowheart attacks you. not dame aylin. you. and she never argues about whether or not it's the right thing, because she knows. what she's rebelling against isn't the idea of letting dame aylin go. what she's rebelling against is the idea that she could leave her cage and belong to no one but herself. because the idea is scary and she quite literally doesn't know where to begin. which is why her obsession becomes to find her parents, even though she doesn't remember them at all. because maybe they can tell her who she's supposed to be, and she can have the comfort of having her path laid out before her again
(which is also why she has to kill them. not because of some hand hurty curse bullshit. but because she just wants them and selûne to become the new shar, and she has to let that go if she truly means to claim herself again)
and now im sad. because it's easier for shadowheart to do turn against shar and everything she's ever had on the grounds of saving someone else than on the grounds that she deserves better than to be a puppet. even if you do nothing, saving dame aylin, to her, is easy. saving herself is a wholly different matter, one she's not sure she has any right to, or wants to, even if it's what she really needs. accepting a selûnite's humanity is easier than accepting her own. losing everything is easier than gaining her own autonomy. and she will fight tooth and nail to be allowed to stay in her own, metaphorical soul cage
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tao-lay · 8 days
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tldr: tooth hurty, i am feral
want to punch smth to feel whole again bc my toothache is taking me the fuck out frfr i literally cannot function well all my life force is getting drained from nursing the pain holy fucking hell
it has been several hours after the dentist visit and theyve given me meds for the pain and antibiotics too (it hurts bc of an abscess) (FUN TIMES WOW) but the meds arent kicking in yet and the pain meds are just dulling the pain and not really covering them up entirely and the pain reappears after 4 hours on the dot
im watching the clock tick by bc i get to drink a second round of antibiotics after 30 mins and i cant wait to kick the abscess away with meds i want to cry
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cheezekennith · 2 months
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Boo ghost!trash dentist jumpscare
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Anyways im gonna try drawing tooth hurty in the monster au in part 5
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classicmeevs · 1 year
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at work if anyone tells me we're doing something at 2:30 I always say "got it, the dental hour". And when they question me im like "tooth hurty"
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gothprentiss · 9 months
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i’m here bci’m out of soymilk and i took a benadryl last night bc i was having some kind of allergy attack and i woke up feeling like a corpse and i’m out of soymilk so i can’t make my beautiful smoothies so i’m just munching on frozen strawberries and my teeth hurt and i dont feel well. hi tumblr. im here and im looking for a movie to watch. at tooth hurty pm
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ROUND TWO! SIDE A-7
God Vs. Tooth Hurty
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vampire6bux · 4 months
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i feel like im supposed to be doing something but i dont know what.. no school right now so i cant do homework.. i don’t think we are even going to take a math class next semester and thats all im really good at… the room is pretty clean.. id look for what is lost but i dont know what it is … or where to look…. apparently it was a lot of money.. so i hope it turns up… umm… i don’t want to get out of bed to play games… i feel really nauseous and heavy and weird.. codex definetily took something .. blaaaaahh… wow my tooth is really hurty ouch
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vampfucker666 · 9 months
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i was trying to fix my sleep schedule and it just made me so sleepy all day. and then i accidentally slept until 2:30 so now im like well 😊 ! at least its not tooth hurty pm! if i wake up at god forbid 10:30
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