Howlās Moving Castle Reaction:
Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]
Wenchās Note: the first half of this was reacting to the original.Ā About halfway through, we switched to the English dub.Ā We didnāt mark it though, soā¦ fun ālil guessing game :)
Second Wench's Note: Also, the book comes up quite a bit and, while I've read the book before, it was a longggg time ago. If there are any false statements... apologies. Feel free to let me know (politely)!
ā ā ā
Welpā¦ Title already makes sense
Mood lady! I hate hatsĀ *sigh*Ā I donāt have the right head shape
She just looks so grumpy
How did she not see that guard to begin with?Ā Ā
Oh shit blobs!Ā Tf?
Oooo he flies
Ye this is normalā¦ Just walking on airā¦ As one does
Noā No oneā NO ONE SAW THIS???Ā Likeā¦ THEY WERE JUST FLYINGĀ [He probably has some kind of glamor up tbf.Ā Or he justā¦ Doesn't care.] Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøĀ [He's a bit of a show-off, tbh]Ā I would be too tbf if I could just fecking fly
The fucking men just be popping up everywhere
BlobssssĀ [Blobs]
Wait sheās the old lady right?Ā [Ma'am, I say nada]
Le gasp
Wellā¦ damn
Bruh.Ā Ā
BRUH!Ā SEE IF I WOULD HAVE WAITED TWO SECONDS!!Ā EVERYTIMEEEEEE!!!
I feel ya, Sophie, I feellll yaaaaa
She is handling thisā¦. Surprisingly wellĀ [Perks of magical realism, tbh; they know wizards exist, and they know abt the witch, and-]Ā Fair!
Oh noooo!
ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļø A 90 year old ā¦ You donāt say
Poor Sophie š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
MOOOOD SOPHIE!!!Ā ISS ME. And my kids are the witch š they made me old
Maāamā¦ youāre old. Maybe hiking a mountain is not a good ideaĀ [She gotta go on her trademark Studio Ghibli quest]
Le gasp! A scurrrcrow
[Did you see what he's carrying]Ā Well damn š„ŗĀ [Man Scarecrow brought her a cane]Ā Thatās wholesome
āCan you bring me a houseā¦ā And he leftā¦ Scarecrow: I gotchu ol lady
[He knows where to find her oneā¦ He done brought her a house]Ā ššš
ITāS GONNA SIT ON HER
Oh, or not š¤£
Jumppppp Sophie
[Turnip-Head brought her her shawl :)]Ā ššš I love himĀ [You gonna love the next anthropomorphic being more]
Ooooo I see fire š
[In case this hasn't registered, btw... she just invaded a wizard's home.Ā His very feared castle.Ā And sat down.Ā And stoked the fire.]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļø Fair
Calcifer! (Casifer š¤š)
Ooop she dedĀ [This really is youā¦ She fell asleep mid-conversation]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøĀ MOOOD SOPHIEEEEE!Ā I feel ya boo! I feel ya
Ooooo that noooseee
A childĀ
I sat down and cracked like that ā ļøā ļøā ļø I feel like Iām resonating with this movie in the wrong way šā ļøš¤£Ā [Then the moral will resonate too]Ā I even have a shawl like that ā ļø [That... is not the moral]
So they are afraid of him but heās not badĀ [They are afraid of the Wizard Howl, yes.Ā BUT.Ā As I think is clear, they're not clear on who, exactly, Howl is]Ā Ahhh! I see.Ā Makes senseĀ [If you saw, Markl just answered messages for both Wizards Jenkins and Pendragon]
Giant house comes creeping down the roadā¦ Iād be scurrrd tooā¦ but Iām guessing a bit thing is not to judge by appearances
Oh damn
[Pay attention to Calcifer being cute]Ā Iām a DeMonā¦
The kids likeā¦ shit all I had to do was lay a pan on him
OH HEāSSSS HOWLĀ [!!!]Ā LE GASPPP
[Calcifer monch on eggshells :)]Ā THE NOISEEEEĀ šššššššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£Ā Meh oi eh
Imma eat my steak like that! If I stop responding ā¦ Hubby killed me (Kidding)
[Did I mention Sophie is just amazing?Ā She legit just invaded a scary wizard's house... and told him it was filthy... to his face]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøš¤£š¤£š¤£Ā Very true
Ooooof
Just know! Now my husbandās gonna expect me to watch anime inā¦ not Englishā¦ with him. And I full blame you š¤Ā [GOOD]Ā My brain be struggling to do it all [Get good]
Ancient sorcery! The worst kind
[Calcifer get bacon :)]Ā Me meh mi meh
[Dang, Sophie, be nice.Ā Calcifer told you that you couldn't talk about it alksdfj]Ā Women! They never listen š¤£
Oh shit! Ok lady strength
["A witch rages within"Ā Poor Calcifer :(]Ā Poor Calcifer indeed
He fly again
Grumpy
Marklās too cuteĀ [Buddy, whatchu hiding?]Ā Also true
Uh oh.Ā He aināt there to not let her get carried away
Oh SHIT ITāS THE BOYS BATHROOM
[He's so cute :)]
SCARECROWĀ [He's called Turnip, the Turnip-Head actually. According to Sophie.]
BRUH That seems not sturdyĀ [Ma'am, stop overthinking the magical castle]Ā ShhhhĀ [No]
Ahhh I seee
š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗĀ Wench this better have a happy ending ācause, minus the curse, itās too happyĀ [Hmph.Ā I say nothing]Ā *opens google* try me WenchĀ [You can't multitask that much and we both know it]Ā *tells husband to open google* TRY ME ā er, US ā Wench
[Literally as we speak, you're missing that Howl is a bird]Ā Oh shit!Ā Howl is a bird!Ā [alkdsfjlakdf no shit]
Oh them toes
There is so much šš®āšØĀ Sooo much happening
[You don't seem to have caught that she was young again]Ā Iā I didnāt šĀ Is she young when she sleeps?Ā [She was young when he checked on her as she slept, yes.]Ā Bruh the witch is a biiiiitch! What kinda curse is thattttĀ [I didn't say what was going on; I said it was what happened.Ā Shush and watch]
BLOBĀ [Blob]Ā BLOB
āAHHHHH!!!āĀ [You remember your prediction about Markl not paying attention when she went cleaning?]Ā YES- OH NOOOOOĀ [There ya goā¦ I love this lil drama queen]
P- poor ā ļøā ļøā ļø poor howlĀ [And btwā¦ when I say drama queenā¦ ]Ā BuddyĀ [...I mean DRAMA QUEEN]Ā Budddy!!!!Ā [Man's calling on the Spirits of Darkness because of his hair dye]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøĀ ACk
Oooop- sheās looking younger! SO CONFUSING
[Turnip-Head brought her an umbrellaaaaaaa]
BUDDDYĀ [Did I mention ādrama queenā?]Ā
Ah the rain too
Booty ā ļøĀ [Ma'am, mind out of the gutter]Ā It wasnāt in the gutter.Ā It was on the screennnn!Ā [Bitch-]
[His room be prettyyyyy]Ā It issss.Ā Itās a lot though
[btw, this is the English dub for that conversation:
(Sophie): "Howl, why is the Witch of the Waste trying to hunt you down?"
(Howl): "She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her.Ā Then I realied she wasnāt, so, as usual, I ran away."
For information purposes]
Hmmm, the sigh
[His hair is magical]Ā *Simultaneously* His hairrrr thoĀ [I want it]
Ooop-
THE FUCK IS THIS DOG?!?!Ā [I say nothingggg]Ā Full Metal Alchemist vibessss
OH GOSH THIS WOMAN
["Thanks to him, I've become a cleaning lady"Ā Bitch, that was either the Witch's fault or your own decision; you just kinda... announced it to Howl]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøĀ Right?!
BlobbbssssĀ [Blobs go bye-bye]Ā Blobs blobbed
Poor dog [*simultaneously* Poor pupper]Ā Is strugglingĀ [SBC]Ā Heās like halpppp
Tf [Who carries a dog like that tho š]
The guardsss
Iām dying.Ā Well, actually THEY are dying.Ā Im laughing.Ā Ā
Thatās just not normal
[SHE SAID WENCH!Ā SHE USED MY NAME IN VAIN!]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļø
That would be me thoā¦ Im tired for themĀ *sigh*
[Ma'am be lying to the Witch of the Wastes]
OoooooofĀ [Feels bad.Ā Like... she's awful but also :(]
She is saying she is his mother? ā¦Ā [Yeah, that's their strategy.Ā Well, Howl's strategy]Ā Ackles movie vibessssĀ [Ma'am, shush]Ā I canāt think of the nameĀ [Devour.Ā But also no]Ā My brain has too many tabs open
Well damnĀ [:(]
[Sophie is awesome]Ā YESSSĀ [The pupper's eyes tho alkdsjf]
She be getting youngerĀ Ā
Ooop- FangirlĀ [The Witch is also pathetically adorable alksdjf]
Oooop I might understand the curse now
[Oof- That bluff went badly]Ā ā ļøā ļø
Howl!
WHATS HAPPENING!Ā [That was the King.Ā The current plotline is that the King is demanding Howl (as Howl, as Jenkins, and as Pendragon) report for, essentially, a magical draft to fight in the war.Ā (This is magical realism, so magic is kinda commonplace.)Ā The first version of the King has been revealed to be Howl trying to bluff his way out of the war without breaking his oath to report when needed.Ā This got broken because a) she knew who he was already but b) the real King walked in and was like.Ā Hey.Ā Good?]Ā Yes! š thank you lool!
The dark hairās nice thoĀ [I knowwwwww]Ā Noooo the witch ā ļøā ļø
This shit is crazyyyyyyĀ [Welcome to Studio Ghibli]Ā Fucking animeeeeeeĀ [I'm now making you watch Spirited Away btw]
[Parallels to their first meetinggggg]Ā True lol
Ooooo scurrryy
They flyĀ [Many times]
Dog said he's out too
Oooo such a scurry demon... gets summoned with the heartĀ [OH SHIT THE MEANING TO THAT!!!Ā I'll explain later]
The fucking witch in the back thoooā¦Ā Just smiles
Ma'am, you know she's not his mom... stahpĀ [You really were scarred by Devour, huh?]Ā Yes
[They destroying his door :(]
[MarkllllllĀ Heās so cute]
Bruh [Poor Calcifer :(]Ā The house just ate them.Ā Iām ded
Thatās adorableā¦Ā Also, she younger! Ā Not young, but younger
So, is emotion a factor?
Ooooop-Ā She very young.Ā [Yup, even when awake]Ā She young and he's a birdā¦ Ladyhawke vibes
š„ŗĀ [He has a nest]
[BRUH LKDSJF;LAKDSJF THAT WAS BATMAN.Ā Like, I knew English version was Christian Bale, but that was Batman]Ā It is looolā¦ except bird man
Wait, Calcifer sounds familiar tooĀ [He's Mike Wazowski, I think.Ā iirc]Ā Le gasp!
Double le gasp!Ā My emojis!Ā I cannot use them!
The- The house.Ā Has.Ā A tongue.
[BRUH THE MEANING!Ā Okay, Iāll explain shit later.]
So is she just.... good now?Ā [Her deal with the demon possessing her was brokenā¦ So kinda]Ā Ahhh
Sir!Ā He's so happy!Ā [I love him in this scene.Ā He's pretty :)]
THIS!Ā I love this scene!Ā
Jumpscare
Well damn
But also likeā¦ If the witch that cursed Sophie is now kinda irrelevant, how does the curse get broken?
[He made her her own shop :)]
Ooop- The voice changes are giving me whiplashĀ [It's helping you keep track of her age tho]
BUT HOW DOES THE CURSE GET BROKEN?!Ā [Bitch, just watchā¦ HE MADE HER A WHOLE LOCATION OKAY PAY ATTENTION TO THE SWEETNESS]Ā I AMMM šššš
And young again
Kay š
His fucking hair length changes as much as her voice.Ā And appearanceĀ [IT'S ALL MAGIC; JUST SHUSH]
[This be concerning buddy.Ā It feels like giving away your possessionssss]Ā š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢Ā (I found the emojis)Ā [Did I mention that all of my faves are apparently concerningly risky with themselves]Ā Maam your type... is concerningĀ [Shhhh.Ā I'm sure it doesn't mean anything]Ā Mhhmmmn
[Howl, buddy.Ā You won't fight in the war, but you just... fought in the war.]
Ooooop-
Tf???Ā Flying tadpolesĀ [The entities in these films are awesomely weird okay?Ā Like These Dudes (below)]Ā Awwwwww
Sophie, why are you pedaling, maāam
Awwww
[ALSKDJF;LSAKFDJ THE MEANING!!!Ā Remind me to explain]Ā Ok lol
She gonna dieā¦ She's become too likable.Ā *Sighhhh*
Oh damn I thought they were sisters šĀ [I thought they were.Ā I think they were in the book.Ā It might be a nickname]Ā They were in the other verison
[She better not have hurt Calcifer :(Ā I forget if she did but.]
Le gaspĀ Well DAMN!Ā The bitch!Ā [I think her husband was a hostage, ma'am]Ā Aaaand? hmph
Awwwwwwwwww my heart
BruhĀ [Oh shit she does seem to have hurt Calcifer :(]Ā Her whole personality changedĀ [She lost the demon, woman, so no wonder]Ā Yeah, but she was being so nice. What changed?Ā I thought losing the demon made her niceĀ [Oh, I see... Just... file it under things to discuss in endpoint if not answered]Ā Ok lol
[Blobs]Ā Blobs
Ooooof they are gonna have strange babiesĀ [Ma'am, he's not actually a bird]
["You're alive!"Ā Shades of Westley/Buttercup: "If you want I could fly!"]
[She just put the cigar out on his handdddĀ š]Ā Right?!?!
Edddieeeeee vibeessssss [*simultaneously* EDDIE-CODED :( Ā Okay, actually.Ā Fuckkkkkkkk maybe not SPN fusion.Ā Maybe ST fusion.]Ā ššššššĀ [I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes]Ā Well fuck now that songs stuck in my headĀ [adslfjaldskfj good]
Oh shitĀ ["Looks like Howl's in trouble" My dear, when is he not?]
["I preferred him as a coward"Ā *sigh* Don't we all?Ā (That's Steve's "Don't be cute")] ššš Stapppp I canttttĀ [*This* one has a happy ending tho]
I'm soooooooo confused with the witch ladyĀ [Iāll explain (I think)]
Oh shitĀ [Moving castle go bye bye :(]Ā šššš¢ WelpĀ Encanto vibesĀ [KLJALKDSJFLAKSFDJ HOW DARE]
This movie has fucjing unlocked umpteen fic ideasĀ [I KNOW]
This girl is gonna get him dedĀ [I'm saying nothing]Ā Le Gasp!Ā (Also gaddamnnnn this tablet)
[Calcifer et her hair to be stronggggg.]Ā Noooo the pecs!Ā When he was lifting the woodĀ [What is it with fictional haircuts being so cool, f'real] I knowwwww
Oooop-
[Poor Howl :(]
Well damnĀ [There's so much symbolism I'm gonna cry]
Like.... Maybe it's just me but I would have let her burnĀ [asdflkjaldskfj]Ā š¤·āāļø
[Pupper still doing stuff]
Um.Ā āWhat if I killed Howl?ā They BOTH told you it would.Ā I caught it even in a different language.Ā Wot do you meannnn?!Ā [Trueeee]Ā Also gotta love how she doesn't care she killed Calcifer just that she might have killed HowlĀ [alskdfj]
[This be Very Important btw]
Heās gotta pee lady
[Oh look it's the Supernatural season 8 finale]Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļø
Oooop- [He monch the star]Ā The wheeze thoĀ [From him or the dog ā ļø]Ā The dog ā ļøā ļø
["Find me in the future"Ā Remember how the first thing he said to her was "I've been looking everywhere for you?"Ā :)]Ā Yeasssss
[Howl be not looking so good]
Burujhhhhh them feettttt!Ā That was meant to be spelled bad ācauseā¦ damn
[These scenes were very different in the book, btw; tell you at endpoint]
That.Ā That was easier than expected.Ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļø
[Honestly, I still feel like SPN would work better, but I could do a ST one-shot from just that other scene]
[No fuckkkkk but the SPN vibes are killing me; explain later]
AwwwwwĀ [Calcifer be so happy :)]
[Turnip saved them!]Ā YusssssĀ [But he not responding :(]Ā Nooooooo
Ahhhhhā¦ yussssss again!
[Ma'am, it's not the heart thatās so heavy; you're sitting on him ā ļø]
Well damn
āBig boyāĀ [LAJSD;LFKJADF]
[Doggo betrayed evil witch woman :)]
The wheezing
New meaning to the phrase āHot lipsā
Awwwww
[Oh my god my head is killing me with the fic planning... I'ma be ranting later] Yesssss
ā ā ā
Jezebel: OH SWEET IPHONE DISCORD I MISSED YIU
Wench: Your typing Has Not ImprovedĀ
Jezebel: YOU KJOWBWHAT? šš¼
Wench: You prove my pointĀ (For those not aware of the editing process, btw, I do a cursory spell/punctuation check as we go most times, as much as I can do without falling behind.Ā The above^ would be a lot more common if I didnāt.Ā Yāall are welcome!)Ā ANYWAY.Ā Endpoint
Jezebel: That was adorable!!! I may just rewatch fully in English ā ļøā ļøā ļøĀ And by mayā¦ I will ā ļøš¤£š¤£Ā Eventually
Wench: asldkjfalkdsfj
Jezebel: But the fic possibilities are endlessssss omg
Wench: TSCH!Ā Ma'am, that's reserved for not-endpoint-reaction!! No spoilers!
Jezebel: I knowwwww.Ā Was just saying!Ā But omg ok explain the bipolar witch please!Ā Cause the amount of things that gave me whiplash in this movieā¦ Were a many
Wench: I mean, I think her personality was justā¦ shifting. She'd lost the demon, so she wasn't as corrupted by power, but she was still questing for Howl's heart. I do think that her proximity to power restored her a bit to her earlier self (and when she was smoking the cigar she apparently got from Suliman), which is why you noticed her being a bit more her at times when she was near Howlā¦ but it's all within her normal character
Jezebel: Ok fair!
Wench: As for the things I was saying I'd explain now, btw... They keep foreshadowing the reveal about his heart.Ā Like, there are blatant bits (e.g. her earlier note saying something along the lines of "You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine.")Ā But there were smaller things.Ā Like the Witch being so focused on Calcifer, talking so regularly about "oh, what a pretty fire."Ā I'm sure it was partly because the fire *was* pretty, but when you know that she was questing for Howl's heart, it's got a second layer.
Jezebel: Ooooo! I thought it was just her being old and senile ā ļø
Wench: Also, the heart reveal renders other things increasingly significant too.Ā Like the metaphors of the Witch trying to get at his heart, and it burning her when she tried... something something she tried to steal his heart and control it but it didn't work, whereas Sophie had been connecting with it from the very beginning. Or him telling Sophie that the way to get HIS RING to work and lead her home was to call out to Calcifer with her heart... Which was his heart... Connect the dots :)
Jezebel: Oooooooooh šššš„ŗš„ŗ
Wench: Also, an interesting thing... Like I said, the book is quite different.Ā It's one of the few adaptations, actually, that changes A Bunch about the original story but I just... can't be that mad about it.Ā Because the story isn't the same, but it's awesome anyway.Ā Ā
Jezebel: Ooooh? Interesting :)
Wench: Yup!Ā And one such example is that they explicitly state what's going on with Sophie.Ā Sophie isn't just this ordinary girl. Or, well... She is, but she isn't.Ā She was a hatter, like in the film, and she usually talked to the hats.Ā It's explained that she would tell them what their owners would be like as she made them.Ā (One example is when she tells a hat that its owner would have a heart of gold and someone would fall in love with them for it)
Jezebel: Thatās adorable thoooo
Wench: And whatever she said would come true.Ā But she was also highly determined to be the Eldest Daughter. Which means she'd stay at home, tend to the business, never ever ever seek any adventure, etc.Ā So she has this magic... and nonetheless sets about using it to have nothing happen to her ever, quite without knowing it.
Jezebel: Ack!Ā So the exact thing she doesnāt want is exactly what happens ā ļøā ļøš¤£š¤£
Wench: Precisely!Ā And that magic is the explanation for a lot of what goes on in the story.Ā It's why the scarecrow comes to life, for example.Ā And it's also the reason she's able to separate Howl/Calcifer without either dying.Ā In the book, she asks if she can separate them and Calcifer says that he thinks he'd die if anyone else did it, but he knows she's talked life into things before so, if anyone could do it, she could.Ā And she outright says "Have another thousand years" before pinching them apart so Calcifer will survive.
Jezebel: So the scarecrowās not a prince in the book?
Wench: I donāt think so.Ā The scarecrow and the prince are two separate entities, and the prince has a far more gruesome fate.Ā I donāt fully remember enough to say more, but Iām pretty sure theyāre separate.Ā She talks them both to life, though, so in that sense, it kinda works.
Jezebel: Ooooop! Well damn! I see!Ā Oh, and, as for endpointā¦ Ummmmm I have forgotten how to endpoint.Ā Halp!
Wench: Give thoughts.Ā Did you like it?
Jezebel: Ummm I LOVED it. Ā It was so gooooood!
Wench: Aightā¦ Elaborate on that :)Ā
Jezebel: And cute and confusing sometimes but also sad and then happy.Ā Also why was he a bird man?Ā I think I missed that part
Wench: It was just one of his spells.Ā It helped him fight the largely air-based battle.Ā But it was an anthropomorphic spell, and he ran the risk of not recalling how to switch back each time he did it
Jezebel: Ohhhhh.Ā Ummmmā¦ Did it ever explain Sophieās cure being broken or was it ever broken?
Wench: Ah, right, soā¦ complicated.Ā First off: the Witch's deal with the demon thing was basicallyyyyy that she got the power to cast curses but couldn't uncurse them.Ā Or at least, I think that's it, and that's how I've interpreted it.Ā So she couldn't change Sophie back.Ā I thinkkk, in large part, Sophie was eventually talking herself into the curse.Ā Like I said --- and as she's shown in the movie --- she's very doubtful and not-confident throughout the storyā¦ And she also had this magical power that let her control reality, within reason.Ā So, basically, she was expecting herself to be an old woman, and thus she was.Ā That's why she was young whenever she wasn't consciously focused on the fact that "oh, yeah, I'm old" (e.g. while she was asleep, when she'd woken up but was more focused on what was going on with Howl and his nest than what he was doing, etc).Ā And whenever she feels more confident/less like she's not worth much, the spell wanes further.Ā So, whenever the Markl calls her "family," whenever she's dwelling on love for Howl, etc.Ā And then, at the end, she's still got the silver hair because technically she's still cursed (or, at least, that's how I interpret it), but she's confident in who she is/where she's going/who she's with, so she's perpetually talking herself out of the curse.
Jezebel: Ahhh! Ok that makes sense! I was likeā¦. Have they forgotten maāam is cursed ā ļøš¤£
Wench: Also, bit of fun fact, parallel, etcā¦Ā Howl tells her, at the end, that her hair is like starlight.Ā And Calcifer was a falling star who was holding custody of his heart.Ā So Sophie at the end of the movie is the new bearer of his heartĀ š
Jezebel: š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ Awwwwww
Wench: I love this movie alskdjflkasjfd
Jezebel: It is veryyyyy goooood
Wench: Any more to say for endpoint?
Jezebel: Honestly not that I can think of! But I did love it!! ššššššš
Wench: Aight... what's next on our react schedule, you think?
Jezebel: Hmmmmm š¤·š»āāļø š¤£š¤£
Wench: Bitch, I just sent the excel!Ā You donāt pick one, I will.Ā And you likely wonāt like it.
Jezebel: š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Ummmmmā¦ DA?
Wench: Aight, folks, you heard her!Ā āTil then!
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