#jason: haha get it. countdown. like when he exploded me with a bomb.

[superherospinoff]

au where jason comes back normaler and just decides to go live his life and bruce doesn't find out about it until one day the joker dies from natural causes and he gets this in the mail with jason's fingerprints on it

[Image ID: A photo of a rack of cards for various occasions. Under the label “sympathy loss of loved one”, there is a card with brightly-colored balloons that reads “The countdown’s over-- YAY!”]

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfamily #jason coming back from the dead and seeing that life has just gotten worse for all bat vigilantes in his absence and being like well ok. bye #he has a bucket list of life goals he's working through #and when he hears the joker bit it hes like huh. convenient. *crosses item off list* #he was going to get around to it eventually ok #it would be way harder to get his degree if he had batman hounding him about murder day and night #he has his priorities in order #jason: haha get it. countdown. like when he exploded me with a bomb. #bruce: NOT FUNNY. CRIED. #au where the lazarus pit reduces theater kid tendencies #text posts #spins speaks #described