#jellie and the jamlets

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the jamlets?

OH IM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YALL

I’m working on a fic where Jellie has kittens and the experiencing of co-parenting brings Scar and Grian together. I have called Jellie’s kittens “the Jamlets” and I will not be taking criticism thank you. I did actual genetics to come up with these kittens. There are seven in total! Here they are!

Apricot:

Coat length: short

Coat color: red

Pattern: spotted tabby

Eye color: green (like ref)

Gender: tom

Other: Same white pattern as Jellie (couldn’t find a good ref)

Personality: extremely adventurous, constantly getting into sticky situations. He has orange cat syndrome and is dumb as bricks. Once ate a bee that made his whole face swell up when he was a kitten and Scar had several consecutive panic attacks. Grian is his favorite person and he makes it everybody else’s problem (destroys things when he’s not around to play.)

Peach:

Coat length: long

Coat color: cream bi-color

Pattern: classic tabby, ( tabby markings faint from dilution)

Eye color: green (like ref)

Gender: tom

Personality: Extremely shy around new people, one very anxious little boy. He picked one person to like (Scar) and is terrified of all others. If a cat could be the personification of anxiety that’s him. Is very agile and graceful but you hardly see him show off.

Strawberry:

Coat length: long

Coat color: red

Pattern: classic tabby (tabby markings are faint, genetically solid)

Eye color: gold

Gender: tom

Personality: Orange cat syndrome like his brother but he’s extremely mad about it at all times. Would fight god and win. Is rarely called by his actual name but rather by various nicknames such as “Grumpus, “Sourpuss,” “Crabbypants,” “Hot Pepper,” “Spicy,” “Mr. Murder Mittens,” “Lord Murderberry,” and “NO NOT MY ANKLES LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”

Blueberry:

Coat length: short

Coat color: blue silver (tuxedo white markings)

Pattern: classic tabby

Eye color: copper

Gender: mollie

Personality: Off the walls 24/7. She came out looking pretty much like a fainter Jellie clone and they thought she would be calm but no, she’s very much like her father (affectionately called “batshit insane”) god help you if you come within spotting distance with her favorite toy (bread twist ties) or if you need to go the bathroom (not alone you won’t!)

Basil:

Coat length: short

Coat color: black

Pattern: mackerel tabby

Eye color: amber

Gender: tom

Personality: LOUD. HE SCREAM. Dramatic little boy he will throw himself in front of your feet and yowl as if you have stepped on him, then gaslight you into giving him a treat even if you did not step on him. Scar calls him his little insurance fraudster. Grian calls him a menace. He is constantly on the brink of starvation and he CANNOT believe you are such a cruel and horrible owner to not feed him, really, do you WANT him to die!? Feathers are evil and must be defeated. It is 4am so he must sing the song of his people and do zoomies around the house.

Mixed Berry “Miss Berry”:

Coat length: long

Coat color: tortoiseshell (dilute, low-white)

Pattern: genetically solid, faint mackerel tabby markings in red fur

Eye color: Green

Gender: mollie

Personality: Constantly judging you. She’s better than you and she knows it. The tortitude is REAL. She’s fairly aloof but food motivated and tolerates everyone to some extent. Only really gets excited about Pearl visiting. Secretly likes her siblings and Grian and Scar but don’t you dare point it out. Never called by her actual name, she’s either “Miss” “Miss Berry” or “Missy.” Treated like a queen. Thinks she’s the favorite. Don’t tell her she’s not.

Kiwi:

Coat length: short

Coat color: black (tuxedo markings and socks, face markings—mustache)

Pattern: solid

Eye color: green

Gender: mollie

Personality: The actual favorite. A very adventurous cuddle bug! If she’s not hunting dust bunnies she’s always in someone’s lap. LOVES to greet strangers and loves being held like a baby. Has a weird fixation with water that cost Scar thousands of dollars (turned on the gap and flooded the entire bathroom.) She has to drink out of a water fountain or tap or she doesn’t drink at all. She gave Scar and Grian a scare when she was born and Scar has Never Gotten Over It. She likes Mumbo to a disturbing degree. They have matching mustaches. He would die for her.

The father: Peanut Butter

coat length: short

coat color: chocolate

pattern: spotted tabby

eye color: amber

Gender: tom (obviously)

Personality: Was originally skittish but has since become a menace to society. He likes to eat trash and start fights. He was supposed to be an indoor cat after Grian found him, but he’s an escape artist and likes to cause panic on purpose. He’s where Blueberry and Apricot get their 0 chill personality. There’s something wrong with him probably. Has street smarts but is horrible at putting them into practice. Constantly getting stuck in things. Called PB for short or “little mans”

The mother: Jellie

coat length: short

coat color: black tortoiseshell silver (mask and mantle white pattern)

pattern: classic tabby

Eye color: green

Gender: mollie (obviously)

Personality: the one true Queen we all know and love. Is a little more of a sneaky girl in this but still so so sweet and a major cuddle bug. What Jellie Wants Jellie Gets. Scar’s instincts to maim and kill for her only get worse when he realizes he’s a grandpa.

Yes I did literal actual genetics research to figure out her coat color and what her kittens could look like no I’m not okay. I had no idea she was a tortoiseshell and not just a black silver until I looked at close up pics and saw she has red (diluted to cream by the silver gene, so it just looks like rufousing) fur interspersed throughout her flank and belly and on her face. I’m so insane about this she’s such a pretty girl.

Anyways PLEASE ask me about the Jamlets or PB&J or Scar and Grian and how the fic goes I have so much knowledge rattling around up here and I want to share it with the world NOW!!!!!

#there is no sign of land #burdened with knowledge #they’re in the walls th #jamlets au #hermitcraft fanfic #jellie and the jamlets #jellie the cat #jellie gtws #hermitshipping #scarian #thwop boop #long post #images

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Pleasee the jamlets are a cute name, am cryinggg

I wanna know more of anything they are soo cutee

Pretty kitty queen with her pretty babys

*throws open the door* YOU ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!!!!

The fic is named “Julie and The Jamlets” a la marina and the diamonds but the true title of it is “Grian and Scar’s disastrous adventures in co-parenting” because that’s like the entire fic.

It’s starts with Scar calling Grian, wailing because he can’t find Jellie and he’s worried she’s escaped she doesn’t love him and she’s gone forever and Grian gets him to calm down and comes over. They find her in Scar’s dresser with one kitten already born and blink and look at each other and then back at Jellie and Scar lets out a high pitched wheeze and then starts SOBBING because he’s so happy oh my god, Grian, look at them my baby has a baby

And then MORE kittens come and Scar calms down, for the most part. Jellie has 6 kittens and then she is done—at least they thought so. They leave the room just for a short time to clean up and they come back and there’s a third kitten, and it’s so quiet and tiny and Scar realizes it isn’t breathing and he starts panicking and Grian panics too but then it opens its mouth and SCREAMS and that’s why Scar is so attached to Kiwi and a total helicopter parent.

He will spend thousands of dollars on them and you cannot stop him. (This isn’t part of the fic yet but maybe will be)

Scar: Grian you have to run out to the store and buy kitten formula and a bunch of cat toys and food bowls and cat beds here just take my credit card max it out

Grian: Scar don’t you think this is a little overkill?

Scar: GASP how DARE you say that, my little princes and princesses deserve only the best!!!

Grian: did you just say gasp out loud

(He did)

The first time Jellie brings the Jamlets onto Scar’s bed he cries and hyperventilates until he passes out. He wakes up with a little ball of fluff over his nose and mouth suffocating him and that’s how he and Apricot bond for life.

The first time Grian sees Scar holding one of the Jamlets his brain just sees a big strong man ever so gently holding tiny kittens and goes “oh my gods…he could hold me like that” and then “wait what” and then he proceeds to ignore his feelings for several weeks until the aforementioned closet trapping.

This is basically the parent trap but with kittens

#burdened with knowledge #jackie-line #there is no sign of land #jamlets au #jellie and the jamlets #hermitshipping #scarian

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Should I introduce y’all to The Jamlets before I finish the fic? Y’all seem interested lmao and I have names and refs for all of them

#jellie #the jamlets #scarian #there is no sign of land #jellie and the jamlets #that’s the fic title btw

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Where will we find the Jellie kittens fic?

It will be posted to my ao3! You’ll be able to find it by my pseud Niamh (saturniidaemon) or through this series compiling all my hermitcraft works (see this one for just (mum)scarian) but I will also post about it here when it’s posted!

#burdened with knowledge #gillth3blur3 #jellie and the jamlets #jamlets au #scarian #there is no sign of land

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Ohhh my god. I just read your jamlets au asks and PLEASE THIS IS SO FRIGGING CUTE AAAA?????

Scar is just. Proud papa all the time he loves his Jellie and all her little mini Jellies and he’s so proud of her :’3c

Grian catches Scar snoozing with all the little baby kittens curled up on his chest every now and then and is just utterly struck with so much affection and endearment :3c

YOURE SO CORRECT ANON oh man the title for the doc is literally “BIG MAN TINY KITTENS” Grian’s heart is constantly exploding because the Jamlets use Scar like a jungle gym and he’s so patient with them and it’s so adorable and he CANNOT take it. He will not survive.

I hc that Scar constantly runs hot (which is why he never wears a shirt) but this means that the kittens LOVE to curl up all over him and this usually means he is stuck in bed and will have to call Grian over to get him water because if he moves an Inch he is Instantly teleported to prison for his crimes.

#jellie and the jamlets #jamlets au #burdened with knowledge #they’re in the walls th

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Oooo ooooh wait is jellie and the jamlets like that post where the neighbor gave food to op as 'child support' but like with Romance™ ? 👀

Not sure what post you’re referencing, sorry! You can link me to it if you want and I’ll read it!

It’s more like a 101 Dalmatians AU if anything tbh. Grian and Scar are just good friends and only end up together from co-parenting shenanigans (they eventually get locked in a closet by a bunch of devious kittens who are scary smart and sense the pining. Jellie and her kittens might be magical or smthn haven’t fully decided on that yet but they Know something is going on)

#burdened with knowledge #klm-zoflorr #there is no sign of land #jamlets au #jellie and the jamlets #hermitshipping #scarian

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Why is basil the only one without a jam fruit name ? I cannot BELIEVE you would treat him this way. He deserves love and treats and cuddles and treats and treats and treats. Na!

I HAVE LORE TO JUSTIFY THIS DECISION!!!!!

The Jamlets’ names were voted on by all the hermits and the only requirement was that they be named after jams, not just fruits! So everyone went the fruit direction and then Joe Hills said Basil and causes an uproar. And then Basil only responded to Basil. Scar wanted him to be Pear and Grian wanted him to be Fig and a few other names thrown out were Lychee, Kumquat, and Pawpaw. But he only responded to Basil. Joe lords this over them every time he visits. Xisuma secretly enabled it but argues over pronunciation. There is constant chaos about every single Jamlet name but especially Basil.

I love him very much he has a super special role in the fic and is treated like the little Prince he is dw :3

#burdened with knowledge #klm-zoflorr #jamlet au #jellie and the jamlets #there is no sign of land #hermitshipping #scarian

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Hey. Hey. Hey you. Yeah you there. You should ask me more about Jellie and The Jamlets

#jellie and the jamlets #the jamlets

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I haven’t been online and just found out about Jellie’s passing. Rest in peace sweet girl, you were the best minecraft kitty.

#rest in peace jellie #as for what this means for the jellie and the jamlets fic idk #this is affecting me deeply so

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Good evening I’m fucking losing my mind over Jellie’s coat color and genetics what do you fucking mean she has red patches I’ve never noticed that have been diluted to cream and that means she’s a tortoiseshell

Look!!! Look at that!!!!! That is red and if you look closer you can see it behind her legs and dispersed throughout her coat. TRICKY LITTLE GIRL!!!!

I’ve been thinking this whole time she’s a black silver classic tabby but NO she’s a black tortoiseshell silver classic tabby with white.

girl your genes need to CALM DOWN

Anyways I think that Scar has all the rights to make an entire theme park based off of her or something because she’s so pretty and cool.

And the reason I did all this research is because I’m making a fic where she has kittens that are called the Jamlets and I just need you guys to know how much work I’m putting into it and also that her kittens are adorable. Thank you that’s all.

#jellie #jellie the cat #goodtimeswithscar #gtws cat #mcyt cats #gtws #thwop boop