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trashforazriel · 5 years

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#ProdigalSon Episode 9, on my 2nd watch and contemplating getting a life

I don’t know if you noticed, but I ship Malcolm and Dani, so this episode was not my favorite. That said, sometimes you gotta get laid, and even fictional men have needs so. Good for you buddy. Aim higher dude, cause Dani > Steve.

* I love horror. So when Prodigal Son turns the girl in the box into Samara from The Ring I’m all about it. There goes my sex dream prediction. Damnit.

*I do not like seeing him die..almost die? I’m down, literally die. Nope to that.

*I like that his therapist is like, and did that...Arouse you? When the sword penetrated you? This is why I don’t seek therapy. They’d be like, did it arouse you when Malcolm brought Dani tea? Yeah, a little, shut up.

*I now ship him with a Teddy bear.

*The looks on the street were the best.

*Steve lives on the same block as his therapist. Uhh huh. Oh good a date, I should be washing my hair during that part.

*Edrisa’s enthusiasm for life is like air. Well I guess for death too, how long he lasted-lololol. I heart her and everything she chooses to be.

*Malcolm and his mom. That’s it. I just thought I’d point it out. There you go. Think on that.

*Dani, and her face are he best part of the show. I say this with no hint of sarcasm. I’m gonna make of gifset of dumbass looks she shoots at people. *Throws glitter* Her calling Malcolm out for his joke-sigh, she is the G*d damn sun.

*I do like watching Malcolm profile people. He also has a way to get them to open up. Guys..this might be the point of the show. Maybe not Brightwell moments. LOL jk,it’s totes Brightwell.

*Chanelle and I were hoping for some jealous Dani, but clearly she didn't know about the date etc. Prodigal Son writers, if you are reading this..* i’m actually just raising my arms up questioningly. You know what you did.

*LOL, ok I missed a bunch during that last one. Tom Payne’s eyes though.

*This episode had a lot of sex. A theme. mmhm. NGL, NICO is the best, and LM AO at JT giving him props for starting a small business. I loved all the JT and Malcolm relationship progress this episode. He talks to his wife about him. Love his wife. Asking dating advice, omg. Hearts eyes.

*I’m glad they showed his wrist, I wanted to see that lol. The ghoul in me.

*DANI TELLING MALCOLM HE LOOKS GREAT. *looks at Prodigal Son writers again, more of this.

*Dani saying she is having a pretty good time as Malcolm is in danger of getting some. I don’t hate it. You know, same.

*How does she not see his ear piece, it’s huge? Well maybe not huge, but shh.

*More Dani than I thought, but not enough. I hope we get a good dose of the main cast next week.

*I practiced law for years..dude, I am so using that in a pinch.

*Benzos LOL, that face.

*I was obsessed with his popped collar here. Is it the jacket, or like a look he is going for. I must know.

Jessica at Malcolm’s house with a tailor. No. You’re at a 10, you wanna be at a 6.

*scared Malcolm....my feels. Jessica is trying. I like her, You know, when she isn’t smacking him.

*Malcolm just showing up to JT;s date night. He looks so pleased with himself, lol. I love that he sucks at pool. Me too bro.

*OK SHOW. They did it, they made me feel bad for Steve. I understand profiling, but how can he miss people’s reaction’s to it? If she isn’t tied to the girl in the box, what’s the point? The close up shots are messing with me lol.

*Clapping, Dani’s hair.

*The gun mirror thing was cool. I feel like I’ve been writing this for most of my adult life. He almost died, but then he didn’t. Comforting.

*Malcolm confronting people he suspects of murder needs to stop. Intervention.

*I am so glad that was a wig, cause it looked not good.

*So the sex scene. That was nothing. Even Sunshine was like, who dis? Didn’t even care too much. ESPECIALLY when he then tried to murder her.

*Their sex music sucked too. Just saying.

I’m off. Be back with Dani love when I find the time.

OMG I forgot..CHANNNNNnnnNELLE THEY ARE HAVING SEX Gil and Jessica. FO SHO.

#Prodigal Son #Malcolm Bright #Dani Powell #jt tarmel #*#*ps #a reaction post by a lunatic-your welcome #I left work early to put my infected leg above my heart--I am literally doing the opposite and it hurts yo #this will be short and less than sweet #if you missed my last reaction post-eve is steve cause im outta of damn mind #brightwell #chanelle and caroline I watched twice #ikr

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