#just need to write em skskks

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Pretty please could you make a fic about AU where Nanami simps for reader, he reads fanfiction and jerks off to smut, he just wishes reader was real

Oooouuiioiooyoouououuuuuoo no but the thought of Nanami simping for me in an alternate universe is just *sniffles* s-so sweet 🤧

• I think Nanami's little crush on you (a fictional character in his universe) started in his teens

• Maybe it was a comic or an anime, but it definitely involves food in some way! Maybe like Food Wars or a coffeeshop au, omg or maybe something like Maid Sama 🥺

• Whatever it is, he discovers it in middle/high school and becomes invested (somewhat for the plot, mainly bc of you) and is still a fan as an adult

• He's v lowkey about it bc he doesn't need anyone making fun of him for liking such childish things as an adult

• But he'll still watch the anime and he's got a whole shelf for the manga and he even has a couple collectibles (he's got a cute little figurine and a funkopop and even a wittle plushie 🥺)

• He genuinely adores you and your personality and wishes you were real :(

• So what does he do to cope with the fact that you don't exist? He reads fanfiction sldjlajdla

• He's a sucker for fluff, friends to lovers, some mutual pining, all that ooey gooey romantic shit that he knows people would tease him about if they found out

• He can't help it tho! When he's all alone at night and he can't sleep, he just pulls up one of his fav domesticity fics and imagines what it would be like to be married to you 🤧💕

• And he does... read smut... just a little uwu

• Ok maybe more than a little sksksk

• It's bound to happen as he searches for sweet fanfiction about you

• He'll be scrolling through your tag and find a cute fic about the two of you being married and him taking care of you and the two of you cooking together and whoops suddenly he's reading about him railing you on the kitchen counter while you scream his name

• He's soooooo embarrassed about it at first

• He feels almost guilty about it, you're so sweet and pure and he really shouldn't be reading about you like this, it's shameful

• But he keeps reading and scrolling and he's getting hot and his pants are getting tight over the thought of your legs wrapping around his waist and your nails digging into his back

• He ends up binge reading a lot of smut and has the biggest hard on he's gotten in years, like his pants are SOAKED in precum

• He doesn't usually jerk off when he reads: he has a system in place and he likes to follow it pretty closely (i.e. getting in his comfy clothes, going somewhere comfortable, getting tissues, maybe lotion or lube, jerking off and cleaning up, moving on)

• But every now and then there's a fic that's so good that he just has to touch himself while he reads it

• It's always the fics with lots of dialogue, plenty of dirty talk and descriptions about your moans and how your body moves and the way you fall apart from the slightest touch

• He loves the ones where you finally confess to one another and make love, the ones where the two of you are married and have passionate sex where you express your love for one another

• He tries to hold off, but his cock is throbbing when he reads about your cunt convulsing around his dick and he just has to touch himself

• Ends up jerking off in his living room on his couch, hurriedly reading the fic while he strokes himself

• He'll drop his phone to the side occasionally as he thinks about your pretty sweet moans in his ear and how you would look and taste and feel

• He cums hard and all over himself and he immediately regrets it bc of the mess

• Does that stop him from reading a similar fic and jerking off in the same way later? No skskksks

• He's not creative enough to write fanfiction: he's got tons of fantasies that he plays over and over in his head but he rarely writes em down skskks

• If he DOES write them down, it's just to organize his thoughts so he can focus on his fantasy in more detail later

• He's got an entire blog that he reblogs his favorite fics on so they're all in one place skskks

• He almost never requests fics from authors bc he's too embarrassed to, but when he does he always asks for a mushy gushy scenario where there's some sweet love making at the end (he's so in love with you omg it's so cute 🤧)

• 10/10 would recommend as a fan bc he's a sugarplum and can do no wrong 💕

#ask #nanami kento #smut #nanami kento x reader #gn reader #☀️ fics #☀️ asks

[smutsonian]

Ma'am I had this idea. Outrageous but I did😂😂. Dark! Colin Shea. Can u imagine. Him acting all friendly but his intentions r not so good. So I can't sleep now. Yay😂😂

Heyy! So another movie I haven’t seen 🤭 But it’s basically like a Neighbor AU situation, right?

I’m going to try something, I guess 😂

safe hands

colin shea x reader

warnings: smut! dark fic! noncon! drunk reader, innocent reader, stalking, obsession, loss of virginity, dark!colin, not proofread  

wc: 1606

a/n: not me writing for characters i dont even know... @jack-skellingtons-stuff hope ur sleepin well now sdkskskkd

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So Colin...

Probably a boy next door

Like literally. You just moved and he’s your next-door neighbor.

So, imagine you... A young pretty little thing that’s fresh out of college and is looking for a job but you’re just this awkward little ball of sunshine that keeps messing everything up.

You never even go out of your apartment unless it’s for an interview, even then, you so dread those stuff.

“You’re a freaking adult now! Why can’t you just act normal and do adult... stuff?!” You would chide yourself in front of a mirror, groaning in desperation at your lack of... experience? Like workwise.

Hey, there are people working from home. Maybe you can do that?

And you did. And you actually found one which is great for your adulthood but not great for you because you never go out of your apartment anymore. At all.

That’s when Colin comes in.

He was there when you moved in, expecting you to greet him like every girl who sees him. He really gets em easily. I mean... look at him.

So he watched you as you brought boxes in which there was not much. There were like 3 boxes, maybe 5 but not more. He watched you with amusement as you were too busy grunting at the boxes, missing his nude form by his door, only a small towel to cover himself.

He takes a bite of his apple, obnoxiously chewing to catch your reaction but he was met with a slam of your door.

Since then, he has become fond of you.

He’d watch you as you went in and out of your apartment in those cute little skirts and wonderful blouses and every time, it’s a sight for him.

He eventually found out that you’re going to job interviews and he found himself following you and witnessing some of those awkward interviews and he finds himself growing more fond of you. Even got himself thinking that he might actually like you... Is that even possible? He’s Colin Shea. He doesn’t settle down.

But for you, he might.

He saw how you would block everything out and he listened to your late-night talks with yourself and he can’t help but think about how adorable you are. How helpless you are. Something ignited in him and all he wants to do now is be there for you. Protect you. Take care of you.

Imagine his reaction when you’re no longer getting out of your apartment.

So he finally decides to meet you. Or for you to meet him. He knows so much about you already but he won’t say that to you.

A knock forces you away from your laptop. You open the door to find a man staring down at you with a friendly smile.

“Umm, hi? D-did I, Was I making any noise or something?” Your stuttering would make Colin’s heart leap out of his chest and the way you're dressed down with shorts and a huge sweater only made his heart swell even more.

“Uh hi! I’m Colin! I’m your neighbor! I uh... Was going to ask a favor, if that’s alright?” He smiles shyly at you.

“Um, yeah! What’s up?” You smile awkwardly, silently praying for him to leave already. Not that he was annoying. You were just not used to this... And besides, you’re doing work.

“I locked myself out of my apartment and I tried talking to the office but I guess they’re already out. I mean it’s pretty late.” He looks down at his wristwatch before looking at you with a hopeful smile making your heart beat faster. Not because of his boyish cute smile but because the idea of a stranger being with you just doesn’t sit right.

But it would be more awkward to deny him now, would it?

“It’ll be as if I wasn’t here. I promise. Just need somewhere to spend the night. I mean I can sleep by my door but that would be--” 

“Y-yeah, I guess you can stay for a while.” You give him a small smile which Colin found extremely adorable which then made him grin. A grin that soon fell when he took a look around your apartment.

He watches as you make your way back to your laptop, quickly getting back into your zone. His heart falls at the sight. Is that what you’ve been doing the whole day?

“Have you eaten?” He finds himself asking, not being able to resist.

He watches your face contort into confusion and he would’ve awed at the sight but your reply made him somewhat angry.

“I guess not... Did you want anything?” You pull yourself away from your laptop once more and Colin didn’t know if he liked the idea of you preparing his food but nothing for yourself. 

What a sweet girl...

“Don’t worry about it. I’ll order take-out!” Colin cheered before pulling out his phone, wiggling his eyebrows at your shocked expression.

That’s how you find yourself eating pizza while watching some show on the telly.

Then those nights became a thing.

Colin would often visit you, making sure that you eat and take a break from work because he said that you tend to overwork yourself.

“You’re not my mom!” You’d playfully slap his chest.

“Well, I might as well be!” He’ll take your wrist before dragging you towards your bed and forcing you to watch another batch of comedy shows.

He’d be laughing at the show so much that you find yourself laughing as well. 

You would no longer feel so stressed.

But then things went badly. 

The company you were working for decided to let some employees go and unfortunately, those who work from home weren’t as important as those who work in the office.

You cried in Colin’s arms that night.

Colin did feel sorry for you. But maybe it’s for the best. Even the universe thinks you shouldn’t be working like that. He’s there to take care of you. You would no longer have to stress yourself out to live.

He’ll make sure to take good care of you.

Then the drinks came up.

One bottle of beer. Then two. Then three.

Honestly, you lost count.

Colin didn’t. He didn’t drink any.

He’d watch you with a smile as you’re sad and brooding aura turned into a giggly one.

“I’m sleepy...” You would mutter, head falling down Colin’s shoulder and he would embrace you happily, stroking the side of your face gently.

He’ll smile at the way you would squeal when he carries you to your bed.

“You enjoy being relaxed, babe?” He asks, taking your socks off. Then your shorts and shirt that went unnoticed by you.

“Too hot!” You’d fan yourself with your hand which Colin would take. 

“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of you.” He’ll press a kiss on your forehead that’ll make you giggle.

Colin would watch your naked body, touch your warm skin with patience.

“So beautiful... And all for me, right?” He presses a kiss on your lips and you nod at whatever it is he’s saying.

He’ll easily play your body, making you and himself feel good. His fingers would play with your clit while his mouth laps on your nipples, taking turns from left and right.

He’d bask at the sound of your moans and whimpers that went straight to his hardening cock.

He’ll only stop when you’re drunkenly begging for more which he happily gives.

His hard cock would be poking your entrance and as he pushes in slowly, your eyes would widen, suddenly not so drunk anymore.

“Colin?” Your frightened voice alerts Colin and he would shush you with a kiss.

“Don’t worry about it, baby. I got you... I got you...” He whispers before pushing in, swallowing your cries with lustful kisses.

“God!” He moans when he’s fully seethed in, your walls hugging his cock. He stays there for a while, listening to your heavy breathing and slightly feeling guilty at your cries.

“Ahh...” You cry out when he slowly pulls out. He’d kiss your tears away before slowly pushing back in, pulling your body closer to his in a hug, whispering promises about feeling better soon.

And you did.

Your cries turned into moans which motivated Colin to thrust faster yet still careful to not hurt you. He didn’t even have to ask because when he looked down at his cock, he saw little blood, and his jaw clenched, feeling some sort of remorse.

“You’re doing good, You’re so good to me.” He whispers before resuming his thrusts. He’d dwell at the sound of your pleasured moans and his hand would find its way down your clit, fingers playing with the nub until your body was shaking violently underneath him.

“You gonna cum? Cum for me, baby... You’re good. You’re safe...” He grunts at how your walls are tightening around him. You whimper before curling against his body, unknowingly pulling his body closer to yours. 

He shivers before cumming as well, his seeds filling your hole, making you drip with his cum. He places a loving kiss on your forehead before pulling out.

The mixture of blood and his cum makes him get a cloth before gently cleaning you up, being extra careful when he wiped at your core.

He cleans himself up before lying back beside you. He presses a kiss on the side of your head, your nose, and then your lips.

“I’ll take care of you. You don’t have to worry about anything anymore...” He places a hand on your stomach before smiling and pulling the covers over the both of you.

You’re in safe hands.

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a/n: see i dont think i should write for these guys (from movies i haven’t watched/too lazy to watch) because im probs messing up a lot skskks anyway hope y’all think this one is alright! also im a sucker for innocent reader jcnavn

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