#kabuobi

[tbh-logic]

Took some ship suggestions on Twitter and put them in the prompt blender 🥸

#obito #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #sasori #obisaso #kisame #kisaobi #Kabuto #kabuobi #yahiko #yahiobi #yamato tenzo #yamaobi #long ass tag list gd #I did it to myself

[thatsneakymedic]

"You obviously are looking for a dominant partner, I wonder why you're always after me."

@abyssaldespair

"Yes. I can see that. But you still got a bingo, so I guess I can try to adapt our roles for your sake. Even if it might leave us both frustrated or confused."

"I also call your "good with kids" quite questionable according to Zetsu, but since you're taking care of Sasuke-kun and he's still considered a child. Then I can let that slide."

#abyssaldespair #a bingo #but for some reason #this result is not that exciting but decent #dragon vese #obikabu #kabuobi

[lesbiankoby]

“kisame is at least a little bit in love with his boss” is like engrained into my personal concept of his character but frankly i think that makes sticking him in a room with any other obito relationship going on much funnier.

#naruto tag #is it in kisames nature to be jealous? not really i don’t think so. but he would certainly have Opinions about it #kakaobi obviously but tbh it’s much less difficult to imagine kisame and kabuobi crammed into the same room. #or at least kabuto => obito & kisame => obito in the same room while obito is thinking about world domination or whatever

[thatsneakymedic]

Sitting on some rocks in the cave, half drunk from his little trip to the bar to listen in on a team of shinobis from Kumo, Obito takes off his mask to stare at Kabuto. "Hypothetically speaking... Let's say.. What would you do if I told you you could fuck me like you've been wanting to do for a while now? Would you do it, or would you take your words back out of fear? If you were to do it, how would you do it with that snake?" Hypothetically speaking.

Feeling slightly annoyed on having his jutsu and focus interrupted, he stops his jutsu for a moment and he turns around to narrow his eyes at the half drunk Uchiha until seeing him without his mask catches his full attention. 

“…!” 

His eyes widen as he stares at the scars on the left side of his face as well as the cold serious eyes of his for a moment before looking away as anyone would be foolish to stare at the sharingan. Despite the man’s deformity, he is quite handsome in a way. Of course, aren’t all Uchiha of both sexes are quite beautiful people? He stares at his face for a minute or two before coming to his senses. 

A smirk grows on his lips as he decides to stand up to walk towards Obito, he only stops to lean on the rock that he was sitting on, “Well, that proves my theory that you’re definitely not Madara Uchiha. It’s amusing just how much my comments towards you had bothered you so much. Who said that I wanted to fuck you? I was only just toying with you since it’s so fun to see you get upset or bothered. But if you really want to know…” 

He places a scaled hand on Obito’s knee and slightly squeezes it through the pant, “If you’re talking about the snake that’s attached to my stomach, you got it entirely wrong. This snake has no genital parts attached to it unless we separate from each other, but it’s still a part of me. More than likely, I’ll probably tease you with it while you’re bound up until you’re aroused as far as I know.” 

The hand slightly moves up to touch Obito’s thigh before he gently pats it and he removes his hand from Obito’s leg as he heads back to sit down where he was previously seated, “… We really should stop getting ourselves inebriated in our past times because otherwise, we both might do something that we might regret one day. I find it hilarious that I managed to make you start to think sexual thoughts about me.” 

“For what it’s worth, you’re quite handsome and it’s a shame that you have to hide that face behind a creepy mask.”  He added with a smile. 

#abyssaldespair #sorry if this is late #pfft! #is this obikabu? #or #kabuobi #he was teasing of course #long post #dragon verse