#kaivee rambles

[eeveearoace]

honestly, why are isekai protagonists always so obsessed with getting "home"? like, i'm sorry, but if i just showed up in a world where like. magic and monsters and all that cool stuff were REAL. yeah, no, this is my home now. sorry family and friends, but i'm not giving up living in a world with DRAGONS to work a nine-to-five just to still not be able to afford rent

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[eeveearoace]

#kaivee rambles #kaivee plays with polls

[eeveearoace]

my gender is whatever's funniest in the moment. now, begone with you! i have homosexual matters to attend to

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[eeveearoace]

the funniest thing you can do is add (gender neutral) to something that's already gender neutral. peak comedy right here

#kaivee rambles

[eeveearoace]

okay i'm curious-

PS, similar series (wings of fire, guardians of ga'hoole) also count

oh, if you still love it/ have a current obsession, that also counts

#kaivee plays with polls #kaivee rambles #warriors #warrior cats

[eeveearoace]

"diamonds are forever" WRONG. if you want to have 18 sex(tillion) with me, get me a xenon-124 ring

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[eeveearoace]

does anybody else see a 3-option poll where the first and third options are about equal and the second is significantly longer and just think "penis poll" or is it just me

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[eeveearoace]

Optimism is an act of rebellion.

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[eeveearoace]

okay, but barney's parents realizing that it was more important to stand up for their son than letting his grandmother say whatever hateful things she wanted to just because she "didn't get it" was honestly such an important moment of growth and acceptance

acceptance shouldn't be "we'll accept you no matter what" - it should be "we'll love and cherish whoever you are, and we'll celebrate every part of you"

#kaivee rambles #dead end #dead end spoilers #dead end paranormal park #dead end paranormal park spoilers

[eeveearoace]

the real reason tumblr loves dead end: norma knows that frankenstein is the scientist

#i mean this as a joke. but am i wrong tho #dead end #dead end paranormal park #kaivee rambles

[eeveearoace]

#kaivee rambles #kaivee plays with polls

[eeveearoace]

marcy, coming back to life: woahg,, this is just like in warrior cats

#kaivee rambles #sorry. i couldn't help it XD

[eeveearoace]

what do you call a melon that's forced to get married in its state of residence?

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[eeveearoace]

marcy wu would be a math enjoyer and you cannot change my mind

#sorry marcy-lovers who hate math #but she would be a math enjoyer #she told me herself #kaivee rambles

[eeveearoace]

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#i spent way too long on this #my glorious post #kaivee rambles #i'm not the “step stool” #i'm the stool that stepped up

[eeveearoace]

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I really hope this is an exaggeration, because this is HORRIFYING.

#kaivee rambles #ai