#keyword ATTEMPTING

[satoruxx]

ok attempting to write more poly!sashisu…

#[𐐪— rheya talks. 𐑂] #keyword ATTEMPTING #but idk i need to get out of this slump #also i’m batting my eyes at shoko rn im so pathetic #she’s so so wife #i need her so bad

[chanrizard]

CHRIS BANG #4 🐺 221128

#an attempt at de-magentifying this was made. keyword being an attempt 🫡 #bystay #staysource #createskz #channiesnet #staydaily #stray kids #bang chan #usersun #userlau #usertsu #melontrack #meltracks #usersemily #dreamytag #le mie creature #bangstophers live #fun sized australian steak

[zaacoy]

boop war giving me the energy to draw heres a thems

#was going to color this but uhhhhh meh? yeah meh #attempted to download a brush pack for krita today #keyword attempted #this is how I cope #come get your food freenoodles gang pspspspsps come here pspspps #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #freenoodles #lego monkie kid fanart #zaacoy art💫

[moongothic]

You know I wasn't going to post about this, but the more I think about it the more it drives me up the walls

So when Luffy and co release Crocodile from jail, it's specifically under the threat that if Crocodile tries anything funny, well, Iva-chan has a trick up their sleeve to put Crocodile back in-line.

So what the fuck was that actually about? What is Crocodile's secret weakness? I'm specifically looking at the way this is phrased in the manga, because the anime's added dialogue kinda messes with what's implied here. But what Iva specifically says is that Ivankov in particular holds the key to one of Crocodile's weaknesses, but they'll stay quiet about it as long as Crocodile behaves himself ("Vataashi wa koitsu no yowami wo hitotsu nigitteru", a very clunky but literal translation could be "One of his weaknesses is within my grasp". The way Viz translated the line is a bit different so I'm not bothering with getting a cap of the panel, you wouldn't be able to tell how these lines were phrased in Japanese based on Viz's translations anyways) (The dialogue Toei added was Crocodile furiously shouting at Iva-chan, telling them to not say anything and Iva-chan reminding Croc to watch his tone or else they'll reveal Croc's past to everyone. A lot of people don't remember this was in-fact added by Toei, hence I wanted to clarify/remind what happened in this scene originally)

And now. Obviously. When Oda went out of his way to introduce a brand new character whose entire personality is being queer and their power is giving people magic HRT. And then like five chapters later re-introduces Crocodile. And tells us that these two have Secret Beef. And never proceeds to fucking tell us what the hell that was about. Yes, the natural conclusion one would come to would be that Crocodile is stealth trans. That is basic, good storytelling. You (re)introduce two characters, tell us they have beef, one has a very specific ability; you're supposed to connect these dots in your mind. So that now, if Oda revealed to us tomorrow that Crocodile was canonically trans, it would not surprise anyone because it's already been set-up in the story, by this very scene. It's a logical conclusion.

But. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Iva-chan's blackmail might actually not be about Crocodile being trans.

Like the general fandom assumption for the past 15 years has been that Crocodile's stealth trans, but we actually don't know he's stealth. He could be openly trans, and between that being a borderline requirement for Crocodad to be real (since he would've been a Shichibukai for years before Luffy was even born) and the possibility that his earring could specifically be a gay earring, like. Yeah. Crocodile could be openly trans. If Crocodile's perfectly happy to let the whole world know he's gay, then him being trans shouldn't have to be a secret either. We the readers could just be unaware of it because it wasn't relevant information to us, and his transition would be old ass news in-universe and not worth bringing up.

And thus, if Crocodile isn't stealth, then Iva-chan can't blackmail him by threatening to out him, becaus he can't be outted.

Now for a while I did considder that Iva-chan could've been actually threatening to detransition Crocodile if he tried anything funny. Surely he would hate that, so much so that he might not have wanted to even hear Ivankov suggest it. But thinking about it. Unless Iva-chan can use Armanent Haki or get Crocodile moisturized, they shouldn't be able to hit Crocodile actually. Like Croc's Logia makes him impossible to hit unless he specifically allowed himself to be touched. So even if Iva-chan tried to surprise attack Crocodile with Estrogen, Croc should just turn to sand automatically, the attack should not land.

Meaning Iva-chan shouldn't be able to detransition Crocodile against his will, at least not without Haki and we don't know if they can use it, so that can't be Crocodile's weakness either.

And so we have to ask the question. What the fuck is that weakness then that Ivankov mentioned?

All we really know is that Crocodile doesn't want this weakness to be brought up, it's a secret. And for all we know Iva-chan might be the only person in the world who knows about it.

And I just. Like.

There is one weakness, kind of a universal one that many people could have, one that has been brought up time-and-time again post-timeskip, one that has become more and more relevant in the story, especially now at the begining of the Final Saga.

A secret weakness.

If pregnancy is what cracked Crocodile's egg and he transitioned immidiately/soon after giving birth, then it's entirely plausible Iva-chan could know Crocodile had a secret child. And surely he'd want nothing more than for his child to be safe, not end up in trouble because of him. And Ivankov most certainly could put that child in danger, especially now that Crocodile was officially no longer on the World Government's side, there'd be no protection for the baby. All Ivankov had to do was leak the information out, that Sir Crocodile had a child, and anybody who had beef with him could get their revenge by attempting to find the child.

Like I'm just saying. This could line up nicely, actually

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #Keyword COULD #I know one might WANT to argue that surely Ivankov wouldn't put someone's child in danger #But Iva-chan can be mean or cruel if they feel like it. Remember they had no intention to help Luffy nor Bon-chan Luffy not begged.... #...for them to save Bon-chan while HE was on death's bed. And they did forcibly transition that prince (to be fair he did attack first etc) #Point is; If Crocodad Real then Iva-chan would know that Crocodile's Secret Child would be 17 by now #And even if they did leak the info about the child's existence as long as they don't know the child's name it might not do that much damage #Like it could send people on a wild goose chase to find the child but without any leads how could anybody find the kid #And again. The kid would be 17. Surely that's old enough for them to defend themselves if they did get discovered #And hey what's the alternative here. Ivankov outting a fellow queer. That's not exactly great either. #The blackmail's gonna be kinda fucked up regardless but also Crocodile did attempt to nuke 1 million people so who cares about his feelings

[sonnysonder]

Okay so I am going to ATTEMPT to take up my moral responsibility and write a q!Fit character analysis. It will be posted on my ao3, sonny_sonder.

I'm gonna have to go back through vods to find sources and points of interest. I already have a few points I want to discuss in the fic.

qFit's adaptability, and how it shapes almost everything he does

His loyalty, unconditional for only a few

What children, including Ramon, mean to him

HIS GAYNESS??!!???!?!?!

If you have ANYTHING about his character you think is worth discussing or you think would help feel free to shoot me a DM/Ask or whatever you want.

#qsmp #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #qfit #fitmc qsmp #Keyword ATTEMPT #I make no promises

[noonbeam-stims]

Can you do a stimboard for when the bubble wrap is nuclear. And more specifically when the attic is a problem. With themes of pink, green + blue and computers and all that jazz. Looks away.

nuclear bubble wrap - problem attic stimboard with pink, green, blue, and computers requested by anon :3

SOURCES

🟩 | 🔵 | 🟥 📀 | ☢ | 📀 🔴 | 🟦 | 🟢

#thank you for reminding me that i wanted to make a multiverses stimboard HGJADSFLIGVJN #i seem to have gotten sick. so hopefully i will have time for that teehee :3 #also i attempted to make the gifs have a bit of relation to songs in the album [keyword attempted] #i think of the first one as problem attic [the song]. look in the top right corner :3 #ALSO this gave me an excuse to make nbw gifsets. because i wanted to do those at some point #ANYWAY #noonbeam's boards #you've got mail! #pink #blue #green #black #glow #pink stim #blue stim #green stim #black stim #glitch #eyestrain #flashing #nuclear bubble wrap #music #music stim #album stimboard #stimboard #stimblr

[mechahero]

stylization attempt

#//keyword being attempt bc i tried #//had the idea of big ass robot arms and went from there #//he'd still put bracelets over those things you better believe that #//he would find a way to get them on there #//but yeah him and his little tappy shoes bc i fucked up on the feet but we're rolling with it ghjngnj #//the robot hands aren't canon just a neat little design attempt #mocha's art

[orchestrated-haunting]

So Odysseus has Decidueye, I don't know if you meant Alolan or Hisui version, but what if Penelope has the variant he DOESN'T have and his has a crush on hers or vice versa 🥺

EUGH IM CRYING MADS THIS IS THE SWEETEST IDEA EVER

This but Alolan Decidueye (Ody's) has massive heart eyes

Penelope tries to get the two of them together likes it her life mission and is always telling Odysseus about what cute thing Ody's decidueye did in the day to try and woo hers.

(original artist is linked in the image btw!)

#im away from my drawing tablet rn otherwise i would have attempted to doodle something #keyword attempted because i CANNOT draw creatures to save my life lmao #orchestrated responses #dootznbootz

[wovenstarlight]

hey remember what i said about thinking of a new and interesting way to ruin yoojin's life. au of the secret haunting au. i love ghosts i love talking about ghosts but i especially love when they're real

*

Han Yoohyun dies.

And then Han Yoohyun wakes up.

To screaming, to strangers' hands stretching out, to his brother with tears staining his cheeks and a glowing red stone in his palm--

Han Yoohyun wakes up, and he's in one of Haeyeon's reception rooms, his brother in front of him. "Hyung-?" he starts, already reaching out, eyes scanning him--no blood, no scars, no awkward stance to keep the weight off his bad leg--

There's a hand on his shoulder. He whips around, slapping the hand off--

It's Song Taewon.

Song Taewon is dead.

"You're dead too," Chief Song says, like he knows what Yoohyun's thinking. His voice is steady and firm, like he's giving a mission briefing. Not looking for a fight. Yoohyun grits his teeth and doesn't let himself relax. "We're ghosts, or something like it. It's a side effect of your brother's skills, as far as we can tell."

(The dragon's claws, ripping through him like scissors through paper. He can't remember the last time he felt that sort of pain, but he can remember thinking worth it.)

Yoohyun turns and stares at his brother. He looks--healthy, thank god, but he also looks... strangely young. "What's..." He frowns, glancing around. He knows this room. Didn't they replace these sofas? "How are we here?"

"A wishing item." Chief Song steps up beside him; out of the corner of his eye, he can see him studying hyung with a frown on his face. "He asked to go five years back in time with his memories."

A do-over? Hope swells inside Yoohyun, only to die just as fast, because-- "Hyung," he says again, loudly. Too loud.

His brother looks straight through him, a hollowness to his eyes.

"He can't hear you," a new voice whispers. Yoohyun glances over sharply to find the room crowded by strangers, except... He knows these faces. Aren't these hyung's old teammates? (A side effect of your brother's skills.) The one who must have spoken is near the front, staring at him. Her name slips his mind, but the brown hair and that sweater are distinct. She was among the earliest people hyung worked with, and if he's remembering the report right, she died in that very outfit.

Whatever her name is, she gives him a cautious glance before taking a slow step closer, peering at Yoojin as her mouth thins into a line. "He can't see you, either," she continues. "And you won't be able to touch him. Oppa's got no idea we're here."

Yoohyun thought so. He's clenching his teeth so tight his jaw aches, and he forces himself to relax, or at least enough to stop the hurting. "How long have you been watching?"

"Since we died," one of the others pipes up. Yoohyun vaguely recognizes him, too. (Hyung's friend, hyung's coworker, hyung's friend, hyung's friend, hyung's teammate, on and on... And Chief Song? whispers a tiny voice at the back of his mind.) The man shrugs. "Like Chief Song said. We're ghosts, right?"

Ghosts, or something like it. Yoohyun swallows. "And you've never been able to--"

That's when someone comes storming through the door, hyung's teammates hastily pulling out of his way. "Hyung," the intruder snaps, and Yoohyun bristles as he looks over (his hyung not yours not yours-!).

It's--him. It's Han Yoohyun.

"Dungeon brokers are--"

"Sorry," hyung says, and Yoohyun feels like shaking apart at the look in his brother's eyes when he gazes at the other-him. "I won't do it again."

Other-Yoohyun's brows furrow. Yoohyun realizes that on his face, surprise looks a lot like frustration. "If you've maybe gotten yourself in trouble-"

He keeps talking, but Yoohyun doesn't want to listen. Five years ago, Chief Song said. He knows the way he was talking to his brother five years ago.

He remembers exactly why he spoke to him that way, because it's the same reason he spoke to him that way just an hour or so ago. That doesn't stop him from wanting to put a fist through other-him's face when he sees the way hyung just takes it, the sheer lack of fury, of even just indignation. I was being immature, he's saying with a laugh, like it wasn't an hour ago that he threw his weapons aside and faced down a dragon and told Yoohyun I'll save you the trouble of holding a funeral--

He's not sure what sort of expression he's making, but by the way Song Taewon hisses "Han Yoohyun," and the other ghosts draw back, it must not be a very nice one.

Well. It's not like he cares about that sort of thing.

The tangled surge of emotions has his ears ringing, and so it's hard to hear what exactly other-Yoohyun says to their hyung before his brother suddenly steps forward and pulls him into a hug. Yoohyun steps forward, too, unable to stop himself. "Hyung," he whispers, strangled, and he isn't calm enough to hear properly again but he can see his brother's lips shape the words my brother, shape his name.

The next words cut clear through the ringing.

I love you.

There's arms wrapping around Yoohyun, and he shoves them away instinctively, pulling back with a snarl--

Hyung stares back, eyes wide with surprise and--a flicker of hurt that disappears a second later, replaced by blankness, and Yoohyun gasps, reaches out, and when he clutches at his brother's shoulders, his hands don't go through.

His hands don't go through.

(And you won't be able to touch him.)

"…Yoohyun-ah?" hyung asks, tentatively raising a hand before hesitating and going to drop it. Yoohyun instinctively grabs for it before he can lower it completely, wrapping his fingers around his brother's, and hold on, hold on, where's the stiffness in his fingers and the tightness of the skin at his wrist from old injuries and scars--?

Yoohyun slaps his other hand against his own face. Cheeks softer and rounder than he remembers, the line of his jaw not nearly harsh enough. Cold air against his forearms as he fumbles his way through the check; his forearms are bare--

His forearms are bare. He's in a T-shirt. The blood-soaked turtleneck, the rippling coat, they're- they're gone.

Hyung's still here.

"Hyung," he breathes, and yanks his brother back into another hug, tighter than before. Hyung lets out a muffled squawk, but he falls into the hold without a fight, clutching back at Yoohyun just as hard. Yoohyun buries his face in his brother's neck. "Hyung."

"Yoohyun-ah," hyung says, audibly bewildered. He reaches up and combs a hand through Yoohyun's hair. "What's- What happened? What's wrong?"

What's wrong? What's wrong? "You almost died," Yoohyun hisses. "You almost died, you would've died if I hadn't- You would've- You were going to--"

His voice rises as he keeps talking, and Yoohyun's fingers curl into his brother's shirt as he all but shouts- "Don't ever do that again!"

His voice cracks on the last word, and the next breath that escapes him comes out halfway to a sob, and his brother's hand has frozen in his hair, so Yoohyun raises his head to look at him--

Yoojin is staring back at him in undisguised horror. "What?" And then, a second later, eyes widening impossibly further: "You remember?"

#star.txt #you attempt to DIE? you attempt to give your life for me? oh!! oh!!!! confinement for hyung!! confinement for hyung for One Thousand Ye #yeah anyway after the shitstorm that is the resulting freakout yoohyun's like hey wait where'd chief song and the others go. #and yoojins like THE WHO? YOU'RE SEEING THE HATMAN NOW? and yoohyun's like no just your old teammates. they were hanging out. #they said you used a skill on them?? and yoojins like . now hold on a second. what. #please feel free to imagine the other side of this. where the ghosts are like oh jesus christ hyh's here with us n[hyh gets keyworded] #[ghost hyh disappears] HEY WHAT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID HE [alive hyh starts saying shit only ghost hyh can know] HEY WHAT THE F U C K #tl;dr. what if ghost au but one of hyj's old targets getting keyworded meant the ghost got merged into their living self. #my sranks #my sranks spoilers #<- presence of stw as always #han yoojin #han yoohyun #song taewon #choi yumi #i neither know nor care if this is ooc i wrote it exclusively as a warm up exercise for cached au prompt response #which is so. both the scene itself and having to Write it are making me weep and wail #why is stw like that. why is HYJ like that.

[chonylolu]

in honor of the rework I am going to attempt to sculpt wilson out of clay

#keyword ATTEMPT #no promises its actually getting done #i want to try tho #kaz screams into the void

[blackorechan]

i am nowhere near confident enough to show the fanservice compilation to anyone who isn't one of my friends but here have my attempt at The Proposal

#mod.txt #black channel #keyword my Attempt

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Malleus is done for :'3

We are running out of time!

Or more like idia and Azul do.

Oh boi, idipunzel is finally done and over :'3

Music for the BG:

We suspect that Malleus's dish will not make it. :'3

Hehe :3

Now we gonna go back to the overBlot.

Until next time! Buh bye!

#twisted wonderland #pttw #the phantom thieves of twisted wonderland #persona 5 #twst idia #idia shroud #twst azul #azul ashengrotto #azul x idia x malleus #malleus draconia #twst malleus #he is attempting to cook for the date #keyword: attempt #Azul has a bit of hope #Idia's expectations are like the Diasomnia fridge #Youtube

[chorus-the-mutate]

The Koko Bot on Tumblr is very sweet but I think its programmers forgot that it's on a website full of wacky ass writers who are trying to write whump and sad men. We're ok, our weird searches are a part of the Tumblrina Writing Process™.

#I lost a post I thought would be useful for writing and put in random keywords to find it #Koko Bot saw my futile attempts to find that post and assumed I was horribly irreparably depressed #lmao #Koko Bot is Steven Universe and I'm the snake it's distraught about not having arms #I am literally vibing and it's DMing me like: A-are you ok? 🥺 Is there something you need to talk about? 🥺🥺🥺 #thank you you silly piece of machinery #ash speaks

[britishraptor]

*has health issues and anxiety, looking for low stress job*

Job descriptions advertised: FAST-paced, under pressure, are you a star player, giving 110%?!? Looking for efficient super go-getter, every day is different from the last!! Never be bored, challenging position available!

#luna rambles #google is like ‘have you tried studying for several years in an incredibly niche industry? #attempting significant physical labour? #or maybe just sucking it up and becoming an accountant? #I hate keywords btw #it should be illegal for employers to keyword their job postings with ‘entry level’ and ask for experience

[krenia]

fucking love to do lists for doable yet time consuming tasks, steam achievements my beloved

#anxiety can't get me when im busy being a completionist #keyword here being “doable” #my favourite fucking roguelike which im not stupid enough to name in the tag rant has no hit achievements #and i do not think i have the hand to eye coordination for that #you will know if i attempt that shit though #krenia will start posting screenshots this blog is already beyound salvaging

[endreal]

Edit: dammit

#Attempting a tag force #Unsuccessfully forced my search keywords