#le comte de pacifist saint germain until vlad walks in the room im sobbing

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Saint Germain, to Leonardo: You know, Vlad can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Also Saint Germain: *fires pistol at Vlad* GET FUCKED!

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp vlad #honestly i can't get over how comte really went #i can't put my kids or my bestie at risk #its too dangerous #and then deadass was like 'im okay with popping a cap in his ass tho' #le comte de pacifist saint germain until vlad walks in the room im sobbing #the money i would pay to see the young years comte went rogue #leonardo only gave us a taste and even that was enough to send me to the stratosphere #even funnier that comte's like 'i have to conceal those lawless days' #give the people what they want comte #he keeps being like 'oh yeah i used to play pranks on other purebloods when i was young' #cuts to a scene of him walloping terrible people in an alley #what is the truth #honestly its a little hilarious because i was looking through his story events to figure out how old he is #and i don't know if it was the rose-colored glasses or what #but he does a lot more 'hey. hi. shut u p' than i remembered 🤣🤣 #mind you i love when he's in no nonsense mode i was just too enamored to properly notice LMFAO #source: incorrect quote generator