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celebritytgcaptions · 3 years

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Requests (5/8/2021)

Hi lovelies! I just filled up the queue through May but I have a LOT of requests left. So I’m posting the remaining requests below! If you see your request here that means it’ll be posted in June at the earliest. If you don’t see your request it means it’s probably going to be posted in May (although I did delete two messages that weren’t “requests” as much as “demands”, messages that said, “Do this,” or, “Make that,” which I don’t respond to). There are some requests I addressed in a post on April 27th though that won’t be posted until June also so be sure to check that out. Thanks for the support lovelies! Hope you like what’s to cum. ;)

Anonymous said:

Could u do emma stone from amazing spider man i like her look from the 2nd one but its fine whichever u use

Yep! Second one it is. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi was wondering if you could do a caption of a superhero that is captured by their villain and turned into an evil hench woman thought about anne hathaway as cat woman if you could thanks love your captions btw

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption where a white guy gets turned into Kerry Washington. And becomes addicted to sleeping with black men? I was thinking of using the scene from little man where shes in bed after a night of "doing it". Can that be done or is that too graphic of a description?

I don’t think it’s too graphic? I’ve never seen Little Man (idk what it is tbh) but I googled “Kerry Washington Little Man” & found a pic I think works so I can do this.

Anonymous said:

I don't remember if I requested this already or not but could you do one of Haley atwell from captain america I was thinking like a super soldier test turns a guy into her but he then finds out that was the plan that the government wanted to make super sissies instead

You did not request it and I can do it!

Anonymous said:

Hi could you do a caption using Betsy brandt? Shes the aunt from breaking bad incase you didnt know I just think shes beautiful and hope you could do a caption for her idk what about maybe something about milfs thatd be good ig whatever you decide anyways thanks

I DO know who that is! And there have been quite a few MILF requests (as you’ll see) so all you MILF lovers will be happy going forward. :)

Anonymous said:

Hello first off big fan 2nd off im sorry if this is too much but I have abit of a list for ya if u can do these thats great if not its ok just sorry i know its alot. Emma thompson(saving mr banks) Sean young, (ace venture) Rhea Pearlman, ( matilda) Christina agulara( burlesque) sigourney weaver, (alien or ghostbusters) emma stone (cruela) thank u there will be a part 2

Heres part 2 its just ones I dont really have any specific thing in mind. Tia and Tamara. Idna menzel. Adele. Bonnie Tyler. Ruby rose. Sarah chalke. Kristen schaal. Melissa McCarthy. Megan trainer. Elizabeth gillies. Like i said if u can great if not thats alright atleast u'll have some stocked up for a rainy day thanks again and sorry again

Hello im the one who gave the list of requests sorry once again I just wanted to further explain one of them the christina Aguilera from burlesque one to be specific I would like the one where she is wearing the bowler hat with the loose frizz curls thats the only one I can think of to elaborate on the rest are up to u thanks again sorry again

Ok so this is A LOT of requests and in the future I would like to ask people to limit their requests to three celebs at a time, but I’ve never said that before so it wouldn’t be fair to the person who requested all these. So yes I can do these requests. The only one I won’t do is Sean Young from Ace Ventura because her character in Ace Ventura is really really transphobic (or, more specifically, how that character is written). And I can do that specific Christina Aguilera one. Also since this IS so many requests I’ll probably be sprinkling them in through instead of doing them all at once, & I already wrote an Elizabeth Gillies one coming out towards the end of May.

Anonymous said:

If possible could you do Elizabeth perkins as Wilma Flintstone I had the idea of it litterally being set in cave man times and depicting the forat instance of feminization, the first sissy, being of a weaker evolution and stuff causing the tribe to pick him as the tribes cave sissy

Oooo, sounds fun. Totally!

Anonymous said:

Could you do Marissa tomei? Was thinking hero type story by night hes a crime fighing vigilante by day She is a stay at home sissy wife waiting for hubby to get home to pleasure him

I can do this!

Anonymous said:

Could you try making one where a boy who’s always been short his entire life gets feminized by his friend? I was thinking someone like Skai Jackson would be great for this

Sure thing! I found one of Skai where she’s of age so I’ll use that. :) (I won’t use a GIF of here her though since most of them are from Jessie when she’s under 18)

Anonymous said:

I was wondering if you could do one about a college professor named Peter whose autocloset gets hacked by his students. They transform and feminize him into a sexy latina milf so they have someone sexy to look at during class. Actress of your choice, someone over 30 please.

Oooo, I’ve got the perfect celeb for this. ;)

Anonymous said:

Hi I actually have 3 u may have done them before but if u can thatd be great. 1 Natalie Portman (V for vendetta ) the little girl outfit with the pigtails I was thinking like a lost bet. 2 P!nk (beautiful trauma) the house wife look is so good. 3 Elizabeth olsen (wandavision) when shes in the bed wearing her costume like a morning after thing. Thats all like I said if u can thank u love ur captions

Ah gotcha. I can do these!

Anonymous said:

Hi id like to start off by saying i love your captions. Was wondering if you could do one of Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona flowers when she had Green hair as far as the story I dont really have anything other than green being the guys fav color idk hopefully you can do something with that anyways thank you for your time have a good one

I can work with this. :)

Anonymous said:

Hey I have a specific scene in mind its of kaley cuoco when she was on the big bang theory I dont remember the episode but its where shes sitting on the couch when her BF walks in and shes dressed in this purple lingerie and shes got her hair up its beautiful I was thinking if u could do a caption on that? Maybe like a roommates thing sorry I dont have enough info on the scene

I’VE HAD THIS IMAGE FOR SO LONG BUT COULDN’T THINK OF A STORY SO YES I CAN DO THIS! :D

Anonymous said:

Could u ro Lindsay sloane from bring it on I had to look up the name I just remember her as "Big red" what they called her in the movie

Yep! I love Bring it On. :)

Anonymous said:

Omg i love the Alex kingston caption u did recently whenever u get a chance could u do more River song captions also the billie piper one again whenever u get the chance

You got it. :)

Anonymous said:

Ok if you could i have an idea for a caption of a guy who wants to be internet famous but cant cut it as a guy so he pretends to be a lady on an onlyfans but doesnt show off anything too much then he gets surprised by his Male roommate who found out and his roommate blackmails him into making more "Private" videos to get cash I was thinking using meg turney if u could thanks

Sounds fun. Sure thing! :)

Anonymous said:

Hello I know you mightve done this one already but the one of Katy Perry from "Hey hey hey" music vid could u do another one from that still her with the blonde hair but when shes just waking up instead thank you

You bet!

Anonymous said:

I know you got alot of requests lately but if you dont mind one more could you do Drew Barrymore from Batman forever?

I had to double check how old she was in that but yes! I can do this. :)

Anonymous said:

I know I probably wont see this for awhile but if u could can u do a caption of debby ryan from jessie where she is dressed like a little kid and has her hair in pigtails? I was thinking like a babysitting gig gone wrong for the story like dress up goes too far or something anyawys thank u

Do you know what episode that’s from? I found the image and I think it looks great but I just want to make 100% sure that Jessie was an adult when she made it. If you know the episode feel free to message me & I can go ahead with it. :)

Anonymous said:

I have 3 if u could do them 1. Zazie beets 2. Zendaya 3. Tessa Thompson. Thats all thanks

I actually have Zazie Beets and Zendaya caps coming up before May ends, but you’ll get the Tessa Thompson one in June. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi could you do another caption tor jenna fischer from the office please?

Yep!

Anonymous said:

Could you do a cap where a teacher named Peter gets feminized into a latina housewife and use Marisol Nichols from Riverdale? Can't ignore the MILFs.

Damn right you can’t! I’ll be sure to do this. :)

Anonymous said:

Addison Rae or Ariana Grande please

I’ll do both! :)

@tammyboy25 said:

Hi there! I was wondering if you could please do one where a sister or best girlfriend guilt trips a boy into being their maid of honor for her wedding? Bachelorette party, Dress shopping, getting their hair done, dancing with other boys at the reception are some ideas I had. Thank you so much either way!!!

Ooooo I love this! You got it sweetie. :)

Anonymous said:

Wow, I really loved the "From the Amazons" caption you did with Wonder Woman! Could you do something similar with a guy named Rene put into the body of a sluttfied superheroine? Maybe Scarlet Witch/Wanda? Thanks!

“From the Amazons” has been getting a lot of love so thanks everyone! I can totally do this with an Elizabeth Olsen pic. :)

Anonymous said:

I'm not sure if youve seen falcon and the winter soldier yet but Erin kellyman who plays kharli in that is a relatively new actress so I could understand if you dont know her but if you do could you make a caption for her? Thank you

I actually do know who she is! I saw her in “Falcon & Winter Soldier” and Solo so I can totally do a cap with her. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi, yesterday I said how much I loved that Wonder Woman caption you did with Gakl Gadot. And I've since discovered the manips made by Saturdays24. My name is Rene, and I'd loved to be turned into a girl in one of his pics, particularly Taylor Swift! Thanks!

Sure thing! @saturdays24 gave me permission to use their stuff a few years ago so I can do any caps with their manips. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you please do Priyanka Chopra captions

Sure!

Anonymous said:

Can you do Lala Anthony captions. I am a big fan of her

Totally! (For some reason I can’t find a good GIF of her though)

Anonymous said:

Can you do a cap with the new Billie Eilish Vogue Pics? That would be so so amazing.

Anonymous said:

billie eilish or addison rae?

Anonymous said:

Hi I remember someone else asking for a billie eilish caption since she was of age now but it was still too recent to have any pics of her at the right age well now shes 19 and I just saw she was on the cover of vogue afew days ago ....would that work?

Don’t worry, a Billie Eilish cap from British Vogue is on the way! She is an adult now & so I can make caps with her. :) (Also to the person who asked about Addison Rae, like I said earlier I’ll make one for her too. :D)

Anonymous said:

I really liked ur newest caption of Kelly lebrock as a boss being spotted enfemme I was wondering if u could do a follow up to that one? Maybe with her from woman in red. Id just like to see the coworker confront the boss

I like that idea! Totally. :)

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption with Jhene Aiko or Jenna Ortega? They’re both similar to me in body build so it would be pretty amazing to see them in a caption.

Jhene Aiko yes. Jenna Ortega MAYBE. Jenna Ortega only JUST turned 18 and that was during the COVID-19 pandemic so there aren’t going to be a lot of projects where she’s an adult to pull from. So if I can find something maybe otherwise you might just have to wait a bit. Sorry if that’s a bummer. :/

Anonymous said:

Can you do Nikita Dragun captions please?

I’ve no idea who this is, sorry.

Anonymous said:

Idk if u know the band pentatonix or not but if u do could u do a caption for Kirstin Maldonado they just came out with a music video for 90s medley and she is gorgeous in it much appreciated :)

I’ve actually done some Kristin Maldonado caps already so I can totally do another. :)

#Requests #Not a Caption

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judehayward · 4 years

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lady gaga voice slowly fadin in: ju-Das juda-ah-ah… this depressed goblin bastard is honestly my fav male muse like i dnt typically stick w male muses tht long i struggle bt................. i’ve played him the longest of them all n always seem to return to him. jst cnt stay away. way 2 attached to this absurd little man. it’s nai btw!!!! (josefine on the main). launches right in to jude’s intro without further adieu..... (u can also find his playlist here) 🧙‍🎨

「douglas booth & cis-male」⇾ hayward , jude, the senior radcliffe student’s records show that he is a pisces and 23 years old. he is studying ART, living in moris and can be protective, laidback, nonsensical & apathetic. when i see him i am reminded of wearing a faded smiley face sticker on your forehead while receiving a serious lecture, saying “fuck off” to inanimate objects, lead marbles instead of eyes. ⇽「nai & 23 & gmt & she/her.」

he pinterest:

me in the voice of a card magician performing on the street: round up round up pick a pinterest any pinterest!

ta-da it’s aesthetics:

lead marbles instead of eyes, a stolen hearse careening down the wrong lane, wearing a faded smiley face sticker on your forehead while receiving a serious lecture, bags under the eyes that are so big they could pack enough clothes for a three week vacation, a cigarette wobbling from your bottom lip as you squint against the sunlight, passing out on a stranger’s rooftop, placing sunglasses over the eyes of a biology lab skeleton, gangling around the place like shaggy minus his scooby snacks, saying “fuck off” to inanimate objects

about tha Bitch:

born in sheffield in england, bt they went back and forth between there n san fran a lot

jude was an unhappy accident. his parents never rly used protection bc they were super Liberal n Au Naturel n believed in the pull out method bc… they were maniacs. bt then the ONE time they used a condom in an effort to b safety conscious it broke n hence…. jude was born

they just kind of ran w it bc they had such a passionate relationship tht they were like What The Hell…. may as well! itll be fine we’ll learn to be good parents n love him like normal ppl do

spoiler alert: tht didn’t work out

they were ok to him like they weren’t fully Bad bt they just found him to be a massive burden n hindrance to their plans. pretty absent n irresponsible. they literally….. had sex all day every day n acted like a pair of teenagers. it ws a super weird environment for a kid to grow up in bc he literally had no role models or… guidance or…. anything rly. occasionally they’d joke around w him or pretend they properly knew what grade he was going into but for the most part they just Didn’t Care the way parents shd. they lost his birth certificate n dnt remember what they put as his middle name so he’s jst kind of like hmmmm............. n gives himself a diff one every time ppl ask. past variations hv included: jude pauly hayward, jude maureen hayward, jude van winkle hayward. says all of these w a very straight face

despite this he does hv some nice memories w them. usually he definitely sees them fr holidays. frm being rly young their christmas tradition hs been to get a bunch of chinese food like a Banquet Feast n spend all day smoking n drinking into the early hours. perhaps not the healthiest or most responsible bt 😔 jude rly likes it it’s kind of the one time of yr he feels he has a proper family

they r both suuuuper into the arts. rly good sculptors bt they paint too n they actually own a successful gallery in sheffield n san fran

(trauma tw) as a result he grew up around a lot of creative n sometimes pretentious ppl. the friends of his parents were more present in his life than his ACTUAL parents bc they were always jetting off to diff countries to scout out new pieces fr their galleries n just have a gd time in beautiful places without…. the annoyance tht ws being responsible n looking after someone. tbh some of his parents friends were rly damaging too bt….i won’t go into that just yet. it doesn’t rly…need properly explaining bc jude never talks abt it anyway n it….is rather triggering so i’ll jst….leav it for now tbh. basically they just were Not Nice n jude had a lot of bad memories he keeps repressed bt he also??? has some gd ones..... it was a strange environment bt he’s a survivor

(death n grief tw) he hd to do community service bc he kind of… hd a bit of a breakdown before the funeral of his elderly neighbour who bsically raised him bc her kids rly didnt care abt her they jst wanted her inheritance?? so he… stole the hearse w her casket still in it n ws jst like… drivin around the place sort of… tryin nt to cry…..KJJFHSFKJGHKFG i mean. it isnt funny its actually sad bt :/ in a very bizarre n jude way. he gt caught n taken in fr questioning bt her son kind of realised hw… broken up abt her death jude ws n had a heart n didnt press charges. regardless he stil hd to do community service bc it ws like taken seriously even tho it ws his first proper offence. doin it rly exhausted n depressed him so when he wsnt doin tht he ws just hibernatin in his room……. this ws like 4 months ago nw............ just some fun lore fr u all

bc of how he ws raised he has a p cultured taste. he luvs classic lit n p much anything artsy. he can play piano 2 n sometimes gets rly high n thinks he’s mozart level gd at composing he’s jst going fking wild on the keys in a trance...... i mean he’s gd bt… chill

he’s rly sarcastic n so deadpan like he’ll say smthn completely ridiculous bt he’ll say it w his whole chest so sincere.... it’s rly hard to tell when he’s joking or serious honestly. has an overflowing secret sketchbook n if he cares abt someone he’ll probably secretly draw them. does NOT share these drawings w the person he hates being openly sentimental. at heart he is jst a very Sad Boy w lots of repressed issues like depression genuinely just does NAT giv him a single break bt he plasters over this w wise cracks n never discusses his emotions ever. he’s actually p decent or at least tries to b. he’s kind of like tht bit in superbad where michael cera gets rly drunk n makes a toast to women like tht energy...........

he has rly bad insomnia so he like never sleeps idk how he’s Alive straight up. please go to bed sir............. he always has rly sleepy eyes n rubs them tiredly mid conversation. he smokes a lot of weed to try n compensate fr this n make him tired bt he still struggles a lot

ANYWAY that aside he’s at radcliffe doing art, focusing on fine art like painting is............... the thing he luvs most...... his style is kind of.......... taking normal things n painting w surreal colours.... he likes A LOT of colour in his paintings which is kind of a stark contrast to his personality bc his world’s so.... washed out n grey............ lovs art n philosophy n literature n photography n music....

ummMMMMmm honestly idk i’m blankin on what else to say. ull find him smoking weed reading an american classic or gnawing at his thumbnail n getting charcoal smudges on all his clothes. wandering the streets in plaid pj bottoms n dr martens eating frm a cereal box without care in the world. he’s p broody n scruffy n he’s mostly here fr a laidback time....... doesn’t rly like when ppl take themselves too seriously........ likes strange ppl thinks the world is mde richer by them n likes when ppl can jst bounce back jokes at him without being like erm. u dont make sense mate. bc frankly he can come up w some strange stuff sometimes.............. talking to him cn b like navigating a dark n bendy road without a flashlight.......

(drugs tw) once did shrooms n woke up naked in the woods curled up in a pile of leaves. to this day he recounts this as his werewolf transformation. hs no idea hw he ended up there n when ppl r like are u not. concerned jude. tht is so strange? he jst shrugs like.............. dunno....................... suppose i’m jst a werewolf upon occasion. so casual abt it. jst truly does Not care abt most things at all..... almost to the point tht it’s concerning (sometimes way past the point tht it’s concerning too :/)

this is the desc on an aesthetic i mde of his style once n sums it up well!! ‘additionally: too many pairs of trousers, a hideous amount of white t-shirts all somewhat stained with charcoal, a jumper so thinly knit it almost looks sheer, chipped teale nail varnish, a cream corduroy jacket with a cigarette hole singed onto the cuff, vintage wiry reading glasses he almost never wears, a freshly rolled cigarette behind his ear, a thrifted t-shirt with a warped bart simpson wearing a stethoscope with the caption ‘bard knwos cardiology’ and two crops hacked that way with kitchen scissors that he sometimes wears to paint.‘

EXPERT at rolling spliffs like jst. mkes them so precise n neat....... it’s his super power. his fav thing to smoke frm is banana flavour papers.................... linking 2 this he’s like. bad w emotions bt he does try..... once his friend (maggie) ws sad so he brought her a spliff wrapped in grape flavoured paper bc it’s her fav fruit n jst like. wordlessly gave it to her. it’s the thought tht counts.....

PLOTS!!!!!

plays bass in a band which cld b a fun connection to get together??? i picture the music being like surf rock type like........... mac demarco...... bt he also luvs elliott smith n glass animals n the cure n metronomy n neutral milk hotel n talking heads n radiohead n mazzy star n wolf alice...................... idk jst like.... within tht ballpark i suppose i imagine it being................

mayb ppl he shares classes w?????? i’d like someone tht does a similar course n they hang out tgether when it comes to trips fr the module to museums or exhibits or wtever................ they both stand in front of paintings analysing it rly wrong n saying stuff like hmmmmmmmmm....... i do declare i see a, uh..... large phallus protruding from the centre of this image...... moves something in me.......... n some elderly person looking at it besides them is like Ergh. sickened n disgraced. leaves w a brow severely furrowed

someone he smokes w on the moris rooftop late at night when he cnt sleep??? mayb they’re up n cnt sleep either fr whtever reason n it’s become an unspoken kind of ritual where they always clamber out n find each other there n jst wordlessly keep them company

jude is kind of like. protective almost to a fault sometimes........... mayb some guy he’s punched......................... if they hurt someone he cares abt........... typically it wld hv been a girl he ws kind of like. affected by his first relationship bc she had a bad home situation n ever since jst wnts..... to Protect it’s kind of like an automatic instinct ingrained in him nw 😔 all sounds very noble n well bt sometimes it cn b a bit of an escalation i wnt lie

perhaps a few hook-ups??? jude doesn’t tend to sleep w ppl he rly knows bc he just..... likes it to b an impersonal thing doesn’t like getting attached fr various reasons so mayb they only kno each other via this OR mayb he bent his rules a bit..... cld either work seamlessly or hv added drama if one side hs mre feelings or whtever

currently living in moris w 2 roommates bt i’d love some neighbours perhaps..... mayb someone tht lives directly nxt door to his room n is like ://// bc he plays music loud n weeds always drifting frm his window n mking their room smell if theirs is open too................. or mayb they get on..... mayb there’s a rly mean seagull tht lands on a branch n poos on pedestrians n they both commentate on it frm their windows like david attenborough...... they’re like he’s at it again. they’ve named him n everything

HONESTLY anything if u have an idea hmu i’d love 2 hear it.......... rubs my hands tgether in excitement to plot up a storm w u all

#ruhqintro #depression tw #death tw #grief tw #neglect tw #trauma tw #drugs tw

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sirjustice218-blog · 4 years

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Another poor peoples job

Sells job matters not where u come from, whether from the ghetto or suburbs or ya clothing provided u r of respect. Its another scrap metal collection job where at the end of the day what u bring dictate ya life and mostly left 4 poor people.

Create a/c for gay group or women of more than 30 thousand people and provide me with the a/c 4, maybe like 10 such group and prior show me all the members like from the banks email address and when u r on my neck, wanting me like a woman cause thinking am live good i do the reverse by notifying the bank to wire transfer that cash into the above named a/c, so what was thought of me previously atrophies and u leave me all alone as now u got the cash like disturbing me with kids early who u can take care off and ever wanting my food never giving me rest as somehow destroys my brain or forced love with gay or women which i cant stand lest i break out a fight which now out of my age i see no need b4 them again repeat the same shit everyday out of the soft character above cause can lead to me hurting another, like hurling stone, which now pleaseth me not.

Our grave to be monitored by wi-fi drones to avoid exhumation explained below and even tea, coffee or cocoa plantations or just cash-crop plantations of many nations as well as food crop plantation, where such are placed on computer 4 the public to witness 4 assertion that their aint corruption. Where each drone sphere is marked on the computer or just that drone like drone no 1, 2 or 3 like the you-tube window blow, so u view which sphere u click the drone no as much as rich fishing grounds or in Kenya the spring water at bar kalare Gem East Constituency that they tame people with during war or in prison as in marriages. As the drone can come from up as explained below due to the fact that that place at night is dark like a 1000 starless midnight to facilitate the above scooping of water b4 being ferried to other spheres but the beauty as it reduces the cash the USA government got from the same as her client nations almost 70% resorting to the above at night and even selling to other spheres to put in pocket the cash USA pocketed previously to create conflict of interest. Wi-Fi drones with night vision can monitor such places to eliminate the vices named above.

The detective can place such drone named above in above door steps of people who get out at night to do crime by monitoring them, they can even got a microphone gadget 4 the detective to talk to ya as police can use such to get to places to warn people as if a pub is open in early hours not for such to warn such dude. The above bars negro motives of wanting to be here and transportation of light machines parts like phones/computer parts and its accessories to be sold minus export Levi at the port of entry and even late night inside the big drone sex with payed prostitutes or taking ya to a bush nearby or to the rich a speedboat to be secrecy

What china was upto when other nation had not learnt the same

Negros,plans hampered as explained in sirjustice202 tumblr a/c so furious and resorts to war acts like in Minnesota

Solar Generator in the link below

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/500W-1000W-100V-240V-Portable-Solar_60764442599.html?spm=a2700.pcdrm.normalList.1.5266QEGSQEGS2x portable

Digester in the below link

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=portable+toilet+digester+images&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbq5Ol-t_pAhUmzoUKHcX7BHYQsAR6BAgHEAE&biw=1024&bih=654#imgrc=qqJOXlbf4xJQMM

The solar generator above u can use the starter comp technology mentioned above to power it or the timer like bike dynamo.

People should be buried that way not the closing on top as slab as seen in Africa, encouraging exhumation as the mansions knows how to make it that u can lift it with hand operated mini-folk lift esp when wanting to eat that corpse or when the casket of high price to resell. The above ought to be done then concrete added onto to seal it even more tight only leaving like 30 cm to the ground 4 placing soil 4 leveling that when people exhumes can be seen as opposed to the African way which if u raise such, the grown ups don’t listen to ya and sees ya as rude. In fact when people has known that the dead can walk after receiving formalin injection it can eradicate caskets, just normal walking to the grave as in the burial just seat with u, then the above picture his casket down maybe placed soft pillows to make funeral and burials much cheaper than the usually expected. the grave can be up to between 15-20 ft to facilitate the security feature as above.

Dont touche people with the gadgets u make, making many to join crime to afford such, rather hide it from people, as open ya store where u invite those with money to buy the same products where people are discouraged to get to peoples houses to see the same to give them the same instincts above which are disturbing in nature like with the New Japanese, Chinese Stereos in the link below as in the movie below as well

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/WLS-PROFESSIONAL-PORTABLE-PA-2-1CH_60399699356.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.12.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/New-private-Portable-8-Inch-Multifunction_62336695683.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.1.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

https://www.google.com/search?q=cradle+to+grave+movie+dmx&client=firefox-b-d&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=uR_rZm_dUcVtYM%253A%252CSdymAcoZU0B3hM%252C%252Fm%252F03q4qb&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSTumREWEvRsbYwW6BpfW4TCnRFjQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjs6I-G99_pAhWIzYUKHZBGB-wQ_B0wGXoECBEQAw#imgrc=uR_rZm_dUcVtYM:

Islam use the same above to guard their graves without coffins dude

Signs of defeat yet instead of arresting impersonating Dignitaries they r playing dice, promoting rudeness in society as their land spacious so many African tribes try to portray the character of rudeness and theft as Russians do in movies and when solving conflict with other nations. Many like Kamba blooded who love good things and even masai wanna be there or go there, so think if they do the same above can be tolerated or their kids in times futurity. Such ways they use to fish in E-african lake as described below and on the other hand want to discourage people that using drone mounted with alternator generator though cheap same can be done to ya rather use jets which are expensive to create that fear as buying much jets rather adds much chank of cash to their economy more than the cheap sold drones. Shivering dude, so got to be prudent and decisive in ya ways

https://ednews.net/en/news/world/430535-russian-fighter-jet-shot-down-two-additional-us-drones-near-khmeimim-air-base-in-syria?fbclid=IwAR0EoETEYC0PSyo0r73STHXk-PYK2TxNzhkLLXBnIOyWRX3JJQoyxfahLoU#.XtIDJS_4s5o.facebook

The above drones described even ferry food stuffs between nations and even cash crops like coffee, cocoa and tea, so if ya agenda was to get to those nations and do the same think twice, u r hampered and advised early to desist lest u r marooned or blocked.

Machine parts and material goods got spirit in them, like if u see a shoe or a machine, then u see that some1 who gave that some1 making the same the idea maybe gotten from the cyber or hacked in books or the original owner gave it to him, or the shoes or machine was made by the owner and that’s how stolen warranties or patents are known and can get u to hell and in-case of disputes to as 1 has taken ya idea, for lie or truth, people are send to view the products and tell the above b4 u r compensated or arrested as a thief. Stop dude taking other innovations as lands ya to hell fire and even if u kill 1 out of such, the gadget, kinda, got not wanting to see it twice spirit dude. We can such people who investigates detectives bro!!!!

If u wanna go to the USA, get there bro, don’t force me with what u like or thinking it must be that way, with me i have taken a twist to get to other nations which aint that rich like balkanized nations, what matters is that u r living not must be in expensive luxuries.

Chinese and many African or Asia nations thought 4 u take make original machines parts like of USA u got to live in that nation, so they wanted to drive Negros out of it, so they block the above with them and them proceed to live their hoping to come with the same which aint the case as now seen in tumblr sirjustice202 a/c, how many nations have come up with gadgets like phones, Tv, internet, pay Tv and airplanes without living in the USA. So they USA thing is erased out of mind, so stay where u r dude and the corpse eating thing believed to aid in making the same above as well eliminated as the above named nations who have made gadgets have made much more durable machine parts yet they don’t partake such corpse, so its a big lie and a hoax to be left all alone. Even in the bush like u can pray gadgets are made dude.

Minaj 2 years down the line we are still 2gether or moving on, Kebi was heard in MN state telling Minaj as retiring to bed time. “Which defecating container did u use, the red or blue 1, i used the blue 1, is it half full, minaj responding nah, what about the other 1, same as Minaj says, kebi in 2 weeks time will discard the same to the open sewer. Did u wipe ya ass good, minaj, yes, in-fact i took the like many face towel u hang on the wall, immersed in hot water squeezed to wipe it more clean. Good Girl and that’s why i like ya.Girl don’t look 4 good life as u witness, life still moves on dude, lets sleep girl awaiting 4 our tomorrow“

how to make machines parts in tumblr a/c sirjustice202, read

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sirjustice217-blog · 4 years

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What china was upto when other nation had not learnt the same

Negros,plans hampered as explained in sirjustice202 tumblr a/c so furious and resorts to war acts like in Minnesota

Solar Generator in the link below

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/500W-1000W-100V-240V-Portable-Solar_60764442599.html?spm=a2700.pcdrm.normalList.1.5266QEGSQEGS2x portable

Digester in the below link

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=portable+toilet+digester+images&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbq5Ol-t_pAhUmzoUKHcX7BHYQsAR6BAgHEAE&biw=1024&bih=654#imgrc=qqJOXlbf4xJQMM

The solar generator above u can use the starter comp technology mentioned above to power it or the timer like bike dynamo.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/WLS-PROFESSIONAL-PORTABLE-PA-2-1CH_60399699356.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.12.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/New-private-Portable-8-Inch-Multifunction_62336695683.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.1.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

Islam use the same above to guard their graves without coffins dude

how to make machines parts in tumblr a/c sirjustice202, read

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sirjustice216-blog · 4 years

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People should be buried that way not the closing on top as slab as seen in Africa, encouraging exhumation as the mansions knows how to make it that u can lift it with hand operated mini-folk lift esp when wanting to eat that corpse or when the casket of high price to resell. The above ought to be done then concrete added onto to seal it even more tight only leaving like 30 cm to the ground 4 placing soil 4 leveling that when people exhumes can be seen as opposed to the African way which if u raise such, the grown ups don't listen to ya and sees ya as rude. In fact when people has known that the dead can walk after receiving formalin injection it can eradicate caskets, just normal walking to the grave as in the burial just seat with u, then the above picture his casket down maybe placed soft pillows to make funeral and burials much cheaper than the usually expected. the grave can be up to between 15-20 ft to facilitate the security feature as above.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/WLS-PROFESSIONAL-PORTABLE-PA-2-1CH_60399699356.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.12.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/New-private-Portable-8-Inch-Multifunction_62336695683.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.1.3d4a28d7HKgsyQ

Islam use the same above to guard their graves without coffins dude

If u wanna go to the USA, get there bro, don't force me with what u like or thinking it must be that way, with me i have taken a twist to get to other nations which aint that rich like balkanized nations, what matters is that u r living not must be in expensive luxuries.

Chinese and many African or Asia nations thought 4 u take make original machines parts like of USA u got to live in that nation, so they wanted to drive Negros out of it, so they block the above with them and them proceed to live their hoping to come with the same which aint the case as now seen in tumblr sirjustice202 a/c, how many nations have come up with gadgets like phones, Tv, internet, pay Tv and airplanes without living in the USA. So they USA thing is erased out of mind, so stay where u r dude and the corpse eating thing believed to aid in making the same above as well eliminated as the above named nations who have made gadgets have made much more durable machine parts yet they don't partake such corpse, so its a big lie and a hoax to be left all alone. Even in the bush like u can pray gadgets are made dude.

Minaj 2 years down the line we are still 2gether or moving on, Kebi was heard in MN state telling Minaj as retiring to bed time. “Which defecating container did u use, the red or blue 1, i used the blue 1, is it half full, minaj responding nah, what about the other 1, same as Minaj says, kebi in 2 weeks time will discard the same to the open sewer. Did u wipe ya ass good, minaj, yes, in-fact i took the like many face towel u hang on the wall, immersed in hot water squeezed to wipe it more clean. Good Girl and that's why i like ya.Girl don't look 4 good life as u witness, life still moves on dude, lets sleep girl awaiting 4 our tomorrow“

Now the above made in Kenya vending machines can eliminate the every hour monitored u shopping in supermarkets, shops and even pubs b4 being followed placing ya life in danger.

https://www.facebook.com/Vending-Machines-Kenya-192530854829719/

These stereos got spirit as many want not many to buy until some people loose hope and other stop to hustle together as thats what can make them happy in life, Lord place me in furnace then, cause me am not ready to be another Moses, appear and talk to ya people, spare me that or destroy me completely never to seen again, i dont want longevity,life bores me quick what about longevity as in the link below,untill people want them not, things people ought to buy, u friend of white people to create jealousy as u wanna show them u r ready to protect their gadgets but now every nation makes the same, so u r from every tribe

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/DVD-player-Micro-mini-hifi-component_62321654611.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.3.ef845599uVdAQz%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/NEW-ARRIVAL-PROFESSIONAL-PA-2-0CH_60400837366.html?spm=a2700.details.deiletai6.12.74056068le17fR

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3023899924392685&set=pcb.3216383081920688

Self Running Alternator Generator in the below link dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d320uOmlMs

Kebi Investigating people who came to ya to eat like they eat, like not much food not knowing u did not take super or breakfast as they did and not to mention, its organized, in that even fresh food parts placed in garbage and as they collect in the morning give to their own to breed the character above as they eat less while still energetic as opposed to ya and even some cereals b4 they cook as distributed by the garbage van the trade in and most even artificial made food b4 being cooked like beans or green-grams. The vendor was away, kebi ordered 40 bob Githeri with hot tea while that fellow named above order 4 10 bob both, saying with signs kebi eats much, which he has refuted saying what u got in store or come with to want people to follow ya ways? Nothing dude, but looking keenly its pure hunger, so kebi got furious and kicked his plate of Githeri till all scattered on the ground while his 40 bob Githeri, he turned the plate to spill just in a head while they fight b4 kebi leaves him alone. When kebi left, critics had it and know the above character of theirs, the man scooped the 40 bob Githeri plus some of his and took as well kebi left tea and ate all. Friends what do this entail, they want u to cook to eat many people that they r still jew, if the negro come by will overpower them in the election and overrule them so they want the vice versa once they have known the making machines technology which they will sell to many nations not yet knowing the same to claim the old slogan the jew will rise which aint wise as in tumblr a/c sirjustice202, those nations they plan to sell to have all learnt the same. So high population and with poverty, so want u to cook to feed their kids and u tell them am not kikuyu get to ya tribe and organize such with them as well as people with not straight earlobe, collect all such people and form groups to help ya, don’t rush to straight ear lobed people 4 the same. Get it straight dude.

The zones which are fish prone in East African lakes should be monitored using drones to avoid illegal indiscriminate fishing as described below using wi-fi drones as in the link below. Many can be placed at like 1000 meter squire, mfalme wa yawhodi to bring out reality and eliminate unhealthy and unscrupulous business deals which are against the poor and pro the rich 4 those tactics not to be know to length their lifespan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i7pwO0whMw

The China speakers with lights glittering on them, can have switches to put them on and off if u like. Lets just say any Radio speaker with lights dude, Manufacturers get this straight dude as customer needs demands.

I don’t orchestrate poor marriages, rather stay alone than to bring suffering kids to take ya to hell. The question that day will be who convinced ya with marriage to give birth to the above, get him/her out of his comfort zone and hurl him into fire and leave the above cheated person. I tell you friends, not 1 of these stones will be left UN-turned as all the beans will be spilled as their will be weeping and gnashing of teeth b4 being released as its not blasphemy not 4given if u repent not. Must test the fire 4 every meg sin, not that its either inferno or not case. Friends Rich-man and Lazarus parable to change ya mind and leave ya wicked ways. Many will say they aint my kids, artificial insemination was done which i knew later after doing DNA to be left alone and the wife gets into the inferno. W omen stop Mr Hindu and many White-men deludes ya,i f u know not dude.

Never say i wanted good life or my ways with women were alarming, so did the same with me to avert the whole case, friends, i have been through a lot and kinda, has distorted my mind to leave me alone. Now i don’t want the above, as i want to be all alone and even if i can be with a kid, i don’t want the same or now am prudent with big cash, i don’t want the same but just leave me alone.

Now i used Chrome and they have shifted like my 4 a/c but to my benefit, so they ascertain and know how i said well i wright characters more than 30 i have guessed to leave me alone when i used other browsers which they cant shift. Dude a blessing in disguise.

Canadians are Negros, while Benin people got kamba blood while Most Germans got Benin blood as well as Tanzania fellows, so Canada too big they want to go their reason 4 claiming the above and even with luo who got kamba blood. Kamba blooded almost always wanting the good side of life, very very bad character in deed. If u think of getting to Canada, kinda, u see an ignited fire like forest fire as well as u think of marrying a kamba blooded people. Dude take ya to hell and they deleted the bible and they want the same teaching other friends clans like the Hindu bro. U aint jew or Egyptian, the 2 r as described in tumblr a/c sirjustice202 and more. Sit down and let them spill the beams dude. They play insane to get by as be acquitted from hell inferno as in the link bellow, the ignition of a fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj-E-YnyLK4

Nyako molo ma-humphry eteni dwalo cha, be osemiye, gimolo omuodo asking Eunice while delanu crops in to say, poko-omiye/golone, gimolo ochamao, tabia mabaya shana kwa wasichana. Patiana hiyo kittu, haraka magadalio

Click the link below 4 more, women telling the likes of Kebi on 1 hand but on the other hand as many now whats simple life as show in the photo below to eliminate the lifestyle shown in the song link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id5XOZf6txg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh2I2HabjEM

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faustviginere · 4 years

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Uninstall

Uninstall. By Joshua Randall AKA Yours Truly

[Lyrics to Goodbye to A World by Porter Robinson]

------ she sat with her hand hovering over the mouse as memories filled her head, it's not every day you make friends, quite literally, the program was by her design, a sort of digital manifestation of an imaginary friend, it was at age six on Christmas morning that her mom had given her the handmedown tascom holoclip. a small combination VR device and media player with communication capabilities. since the day she held it in her hands she was determined to at the very least related to her peers somewhat, for they had A/I's of their own, some used them for house hold chores, or to play games with, but all Cecelia had really wanted. more than anything in the world, was someone, not just someone, a friend. sure there was her mother, but most of the time she was too wrapped up in work, trying to keep the two of them fed, and having enough rent to stay in the tiny studio apartment, they both shared. she smiled a bit at the memory of when they decided who's half was whose, and putting up a little blanket wall for privacy. funny enough even after cecelia moved out her mother kept it up. she blinked a few times and found herself aware of her faculties and out of the haze of memory. UNINSTALL Y/N? And below that was the photo of his avatar. smiling, full of innocence, a betrayal of what he had started to become, which was unfortunately of course, unhinged since the virus took hold. she got up from her seat, ignoring the task at hand and made a cup of tea, her mind waltzed slowly back to high school. to jazz band and computer club and kids who ignored her because of the things she liked. but not orph. so named after the tragic greek figure orpheus because whenever she had a rough day or felt down he would brighten her day by producing melodic tones in something he liked to call "singing" sure it was crude like something out of an old video game but it was effective, she would lay on her bed for hours and stare at the ceiling lost in the world of music he would fashion seemingly out of thin air, like electronic magic. he was always right there in her pocket or in her headphones- helping her remember the answers to tests, she had found a way to bypass the security software during school hours in order to get that little gem out of him. soon enough the cup was empty and she heaved a sigh. and sat back down. looked away and clicked the mouse REPLY : Y. /ARE YOU SURE? REPLY: Y. /WILL IT HURT? she took yet another deep breath, the very framework of her being seemed to shudder her mind racing, this had to be done, it was for his own good, and hers, she had to let go and he had to say goodbye. REPLY: N. tears, actual stupid fucking tears well up in her eyes over a dumb computer program, .. a dumb computer program that pulled her out of a funk when her first boyfriend dumped her , stayed close when her dad left, hacked the banking system so she could afford student loans. just ones and zeros. it didn't have feelings, it was just software.. Right? Lately he had been running strangely accidentally opening programs she didn't ask for, or crashing at random intervals, then he stopped making sense altogether. his voice garbled and tired like what one would imagine dial up with bronchitis might sound like. then the next he would be back to his old synthesized self. and then things would take a turn once more. the worst of it was when she tried to file taxes online and he kept getting numbers wrong, nearly committing fraud. /ARE YOU MMMMAD AT M--E REPLY: N. there was no, newer version , no patch nor software fix that could undo what was happening, because she had molded him from nothing, it was almost like raising a pet or a child, or in this case a strange mixture of the first two and a ghost in the machine. what was most intriguing to Cecelia was the fact that for some reason, and one she didn't code into him, was his fear of thunderstorms. she thought it was cute, how every time it would rattle the house with it's great resounding din. he would freeze up. if only for a second. she smiled solemnly to herself. almost blushing at the fact that she held the transmitter to her chest and his LED light shifted from a soft blue to a gentle pink. he was blushing. she shook her head again. just ones and zeros. a series of coded responses. nothing more. /I'M SORRRY. /DO YOU WANT ME TO SSSSING TO YO U? Orph's Version of singing sounded a lot like a speak N' Spell but he did his best. and some days it even sounded pleasant, especially the bad ones. almost sweet. "ok", she swallowed hard, MSG REPLY: "One Last Time,.. Then You have to go to sleep OK?" /O K` The music softly twinkled out of the speakers as the uninstall protocol ran in the background. the only other sound was the ticking of the clock. she turned away from her camera. and heaved a defeated sigh. it was for his own good, for her own good, the poor creature needed to rest /T H A N K YOU /I'LL SA Y GO ODBYE SOON, /TH OUGH IT'S THE E ND OF THE WORLD, /DONT BL AME YOURSE LF NOW, AN D IF IT'S TRUE, /I WILL SURROUND YOU/ AND GIVE LIFE TO A WORLD, /THATS O UR OWN, /THANK YOU, I' LL SAY GOODBYE NOW /THOU GH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /DON'T BL AME YOUR SELF NOW /AND IF IT'S TRU I WILL SUROUND YOU /AND GIVE LIFE TO A WORLD /THAT'S OUR OWN the song repeated until his sound card stopped functioning leaving him to hold one final note before she switched the machine off entirely. looking out of the side of her bedroom window, wordlessly gazing out at the treeline, the sun pushing through leaves as they bristled in the wind. things were changing, in what way she was unsure. before standing up taking a few deep breaths and stepping outside into the summer air, the sun setting with it's orange glow bathing the city in a kind of dreamlike haze. it was time for her to move on and time for him to rest. Maybe he'll find his way back in the future.

#fiction

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gulescamisade · 7 years

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Minnesota: Day 7

[At some point during the night, or day -- it'd be indistinguishable to jake -- a voice speaks to him over an intercom.] ????: hey jami 2.0 u think u can do that pumpkin trick again?

JAKE: -snoring in a bed made of pumpkin patch on the ground. As an unfamiliar voice echoes overhead, he snorts awake. Jolting upwards with leaves in his hair. Also accidentally summoning 3 more pumpkins as he had fallen asleep practicing and all.-

JAKE: Hoosit?? -blink blink. He's AWAKE.-

????: eelmao

????: conchgrats buoy u did it

????: cept i kno u aint even got a grip on whatebber the fuck u doin

????: but i dont need u to

JAKE: -sitting there mouthing the words like eel-aye-em-oh and squinting. He feels... inexplicably chilled to the bone.-

JAKE: (Doh... now i have a bad feeling about this.)

JAKE: I dont suppose... this is all to do with a ploy to get some unmentionable dirty work dished out and done with? But why speak to me now?? Are you to level with me in some sense of the word???

JAKE: Why drag it out like this??? If you could do anything. Why not make me a mindless drone like dear sweet jade and jane?????

)(IC: cuz i dont wanna fuck w u small fry

)(IC: the gills are smart

)(IC: they aint barely need no direction

)(IC: give em a goal and they on cuz they know what the fuck is up

)(IC: u tho? alwaves wadin thru ur lil guppy emoceans

)(IC: makin some dumb ass pumpkins grow

)(IC: the fuck even is that

)(IC: do u even know what yoar capable of sonfish

JAKE: -takes the deepest breath of his life, his heart thudding like an iron clad weight. He can't see her face, he only knows her voice is there. Green eyes wide and fearful as he slowly rises to stand.- Im...

JAKE: I know somehow. Some way.

JAKE: Maybe it wont happen today or tomorrow. But my capabilities say that you are going to pay one pretty penny for the horrible things youve done.

JAKE: Mark my words. Its not me who should be afraid when at the end of all of this... -His face is now screwing up, visualizing everyone this war has ruined. Their wishes, hopes, dreams. The energy seems to charge in his veins, making the air around him hot enough that the pumpkin vines at his feet begin to shrivel.- At the end of all of this....

JAKE: Youre just going to be a scary story people tell their kiddos at night!!!!! A LAUGHING STOCK. HAH. Worse than me and ive never had a dignified moment in my fucking life!!!! And not a SOUL is going to be sorry youre GONE.

JAKE: SO FUCK WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE IN STORE FOR ME YOU FISH FRIED CURISH VARLOT!!!! FUCK IT THIS WAY AND TO HIGH HELL WHEN ITS WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU THATLL BE WHATS FUCKING WHAT.

JAKE: Ill do it for jade! And jane and grandma and--- EVERYONE. Everyone youve fucking ruined with your vile reign of TYRANNY!!!!!! -This FIELD around Jake cannot be contained in this box of a room. Hell. The metal walls are beginning to bend with just these few seconds of intensity. Somebody do somethin'.-

)(IC: -LOW WHISTLE into her mic. she doesn't sound perturbed by his threats, or even by the damage he's doing. there's always more rooms she can put him in... maybe even make his lil friend roxy make him a nice box to hide in. she's definitely got more focus then this one...-

)(IC: im all aboat that reel glowy shit u got goin there

)(IC: but i know i can werk it betta

)(IC: anywave im board and i got shit to do

)(IC: goodnight BITC)(

[SNOP. Unfortunately for Jake, repressing magical/emotional outbursts is easy when she has the concentrated abilities of a cerulean at her disposal. But fortunately for him, she can only really put him to sleep, being a human and all... Also fortunately for him, she has the attention span of a gold fish and intends to let him dangle a little bit longer before experimenting on him as she intends to... Or maybe she's just having fun with him. Who knows.]

JAKE: -A lot of fortunates and a lot of unfortunates. It's always the seed of belief that matters.-

JAKE: -Passes clean out in the center of his cell, totally ready to write this off as some kind of fever dream... if it's not for the melty edges of the walls around him. This was exciting as it was frustrating.-

---

[Today when Jake wakes up, he will find himself redressed in tiny red shorts, red suspenders, and a big red bow tie. ur whalecum jami 2.0 ]

JAKE: -stirs awake before promptly looking down at himself.- ................................... SON OF A BITCH.

ROXY: =She couldn't help but to notice that Jake had gone missing. Which is unsettling for many reasons so she's taking a leap and exploring more even without the invisibility cloak from the void. Roxy blips out of her room, landing in the hallway and silently makes her way down it. Time to snoop!=

[It's quiet in these holding chambers with Jake and the Cherubs gone, leaving on Roxy and James who is presumably still keeping silent. At the end of the hall there is a door, and she'll find it isn't locked.](edited)

ROXY: =WHERES CALLI YOU MONSTERS?? SHE'LL FIND YA CALLI. She opens the door slowly and peeps in... if the coast is clear here comes a stinky, sweaty escaped prisoner. Where's your information?=

[The door opens up to an open room, on either side there are windows show casing labratories of some kind. It isn't entirely clear what kind of work is being done in them from where Roxy is standing. At the end of the room there's another door, but shee can also see more doors inside the labs.]

ROXY: =Hm.... can she see computers in there? She decides to get close to one window and peer in. Nerds might be at work in there...=

[There's definitely computers and lots of mechanical equipment and various tech projects half completed on the tables. The lights are low right now so there doesn't seem to be anybody working at this time.]

ROXY: =SCORE. She doesn't want to waste all her gas there has to be a way to get in there..... maybe this door at the end of the room will get her where she's going. Quietly scampers=

[This door is also open, CONVENIENTLY. It leads to another hall, and to either side of where Roxy stands are, presumably, the doors to the labs.]

ROXY: =BITCHIN, HERE COMES HER. Lab number one she's gonna prob ya! KICKS DOWN THE DOOR..... quietly. With her hand=

[As she enters, the lights TURN ON!! And that's about the extend of what happens there. She'll see all the computers have aquarium screen savers but all the fish are glittery and/or have blingee'd accessories like gold chains and shutter shades.]

ROXY: 😒

ROXY: =This is a lab so she sprays disinfectant on the computer before goin to HACK=

[It just so happens that whoever used this computer last forgot to log out of their account... They have photoshop open and there are photos of Jake. He's in red booty shorts and suspenders and he's lookin' like D8< but whoever was doing this photoshop job is trying to make him look a little happier... Like he's cheering instead of like he's about to punch the photographer in the face.]

ROXY: =Oh well shit..... oh. Well.. she. Snrk. Sorry but also ok. Where was this taken? Does it say anything about that? WHERE'S JAKE YOU COMPUTER=

[Without much looking she will first find a folder full of unedited photos of Jake from his new cell. Dank and dreary, much worse then the cells they were in before. Only a bed and a medical tray table. Another folder with the edited photos reveals these are being used for magazine covers and spreads. It seems Jake is being used as Crocker Corps POSTER BOY. Look at this well fed and obedient (?) human.]

ROXY: =OH HOW DARE!? Are there any OTHER people here computer? Like Dirk or Mom or ANYONE ELSE? WHO ALL AM HERE?=

[The computer thinks Roxy expects too much from it. At least from this account on the server. It's only been used by a humble tech intern who edits pictures in photoshop. His name is Maxwell.]

ROXY: =What a fuckin nerd Maxwell is can she HACK to find out... or would that take too much time.... it probably would so she legs it to the other lab=

[The other lab has lots of cabinets and coolers containing samples of various things... Some of which she might recognize as GLOWING MUSHROOMS and ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. The kind of research they do in here might be a little more obvious...]

ROXY: =Finally putting Sweet-n-low out of business she sees, good. But she's scrunching up her nose and looking for anything useful or recent? =

[Or perhaps they were behind the Sweet-n-Low game all along! In any case, if she dares to try confiscate some of the mushrooms or any of the extracts lying around, she might be able to try using it for its hypnotic properties. Otherwise, there's mostly just experiments with food and chemicals being done in this lab. Sadly no clues of friends.]

ROXY: =God dammit. Well shucks she blows this popsicle stand and goes on a hunt for Jakey boy or Calliope!=

[Back in the hall, on the other side there's yet another door but it's more heavily sealed then the others with some kind of keycard lock, but with little indication of what's on the other side. At the very end of the hall is an elevator, also requiring keycard access to use.]

ROXY: =this might be where its unavoidable. UNA-VOID-ABLE. She bets this heavily sealed door is something GOOD. She's going to take a quick peek in there if she can poof in!=

[There's a growling around these hallways... sounds like something or someone might be prowling around.]

[The room Roxy has poofed into seems to be some kind of observation room. There's a couple screens on one wall with a panel beneath -- one screen is showing the room Jake is being held in (where he's either sleeping among his pumpkin patch or being rowdy...) while the other screen is shut off.]

ROXY: =zoinks! Growls are bad news. She hurries and tries to see if she can turn on the other screen or find where exactly the room holding Jake is? GO GO GADGET STUBBY FINGERS=

[MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. She manages to get the other screen running, but it's only showing an empty room with a bed... With unsettling stains of red and green on the sheets.]

ROXY: ..... =Bruh tf?? She squints and that can only mean bad news. Does it say where these cameras ARE? She should make her way downtown and quickly!=

JADE: -zaps into the room- BARK!!!

ROXY: !!! =JUMPS= FUCKIN'--- oop.....

ROXY: ..................

ROXY: ...........

ROXY: this isnt the bathroom wtf

JADE: -LUNGES AT HER!!!-(edited)

ROXY: !! =BLIPS, or tries to back for the door. tHESE ARE SOME STRESSFUL SECONDS IN THE VOID=

JADE: -gdi. She claws around the empty space, growling.- ill find you!!!

ROXY: =She pops on the other side of the door really and is booking it down the hall, back the way she came. NAH. NNNNNAAAAAHHHHH=

JADE: -there's the sound of BOOFing and scrambling feet behind her-

ROXY: =fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, what to do, gotta think gotta think gotta think. Where can she hide? She doesn't KNOW this place. UUGHHHHHHHH! She's doing her BEST here just, SLAPS a pen holder off a desk she runs by FUCK THIS SHIT, YEET!=

JADE: -BORK BORK BORK BORK!! The pen holder jostles her, but not enough to stop her. RIP pen assortment...-

ROXY: =Can she.... throw a stick??? BLIP, pops a stick into existence. A SNAUSAGE STICK chucks it down the opposite hall= FETCh!

JADE: -DAMN IT. HER WEAKNESS.-

JADE: -stops and grrs... her programming is conflicted-

ROXY: =Oh shit..... CHUCKS ANOTHER ONE= go on girl! tasty tasty!!

JADE: grrr... JADE: -RUNS AFTER IT-

JADE: -but a few moments later, she zaps in front of Roxy with a snausage in her mouth, grabbing onto her and zapping again back into her cell-

ROXY: =Fuckin!! YES OK. SO..... she can't find Jake like this or Callie.... what to do.... what to do....UGHHHHGHGH. Just hides in a little corridor while trying to think. She doesn't even know if anyone else is here but now she's doubting it? AUGH. Okay, okay okay... think. Gotta think. Where can she hide? UUUGGGH--= ACK! =DOOF. Deposited on her face in the cell, gdi=

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