#like that one guy in tarrey town who screams at you for standing on his table

[just-some-brainrot]

time: hey twilight?

twilight: oh hylia, not the bad jokes again

time: no, it’s good this time i swear! ready?

time: so what did the serial killer say before—

wild, getting up and leaving: please don’t joke about murder you guys. i was murdered once and it offends me

time: h

time: h he

time: he’s joking right

twilight: ………i don’t know

#twilight says i don’t know but he’s definitely having flashbacks to all the stupid shit wild did before and is thinking yeah probably #wild is definitely capable of pissing someone off to the point of them trying to assainate him #which i mean #there’s the yiga #but still with some of the shit people do in botw i wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of disgruntled npcs started up some armed rebellion #like that one guy in tarrey town who screams at you for standing on his table #he’s gonna snap eventually #linked universe #incorect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu time #lu twilight #lu