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#like when ur eating smth that u love but then it gives u food poisoning so u can never eat it again
comradekatara · 1 year
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zukka fans boil your rocks
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sunghun · 3 years
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enhypen finding out their s/o likes mint chocolate
requested; yes 🙌
warnings; talks of food, some cursing
note; as a mint choco lover myself, this was right up my alley lol
general taglist; @blaqpinksthetic @heelariously
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희승 | heeseung;
so
fucking
dramatic
acts like you’ve committed the worst possible crime
“you mean you actually EAT that stuff? and you LIKE it?? what’s wrong with you why do you enjoy eating toothpaste 😑”
and you’re just like . unprovoked??
literally you were just sitting on the couch together when you remembered that you had some mint choco from your grocery trip the other day
and now your boyfriend is attacking you??
might not say anything after the first time but would probably look at you like 😐 every time you eat it around him
might act like you’ve tried to poison him if you ever offer some to him
ESPECIALLY if u don’t tell him it’s mint choco
“hey babe you want some ice cream?”
“yeah sure!”
*takes a bite and realizes what flavour it is*
“ah fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this”
refuses to eat any of your ice cream after that
which is kind of a plus for u bc now he’ll stop stealing it all
love wins <33
제이 | jay;
might think you’re a little weird but other than that
he doesn’t really care
low-key judges you every time he sees you eating it tho
“you like mint chocolate??”
“yeah it’s really good!”
“i mean….if you say so 🙄🙄”
but he would also make stuff with it for you?
like he’d say some shit like
“you and your sugary toothpaste…”
but then one day when you come home he’d be there with a mint choco pie that he made just for u <3
might try certain things if you really wanted him to
but it’s just not his thing so he’d probably politely but judgingly refuse if you offer him some
“you want a bite of my mint chocolate bar baby?”
“no thanks, i’ll let you enjoy your inferior sweets all by yourself <3”
제이크 | jake;
definitely the nicest one about it
like he doesn’t like it
but he respects the fact that you do
even if he thinks it’s gross
would probably make sure that anytime he gives you smth sweet
it’s mint choco flavored
like to the point where you would have to remind him that you like other things too
“jake, sweetie, darling, love of my life, i appreciate the fact you got me yet another pint of mint choco ice cream, but it’s okay if you get me other flavours too”
“ohhhh. i just thought mint chocolate lovers were like . monogamous or smth.”
he tries <3
would probably take a bite if you offered
and might even try to make himself like it for you
but it’s really just not his thing :/
it’s okay tho bc at least he doesn’t judge u for it <33
성훈 | sunghoon;
“iT fEeLs LiKe bRUsHinG yOuR tEeTH aFtER yOu AtE cHoCoLAtE”
literally won’t shut up about how he can’t believe you eat and actually enjoy the taste of it
would definitely make extremely exaggerated gagging sounds every time he sees you with some
“still eating ur chocolate flavored toothpaste i see”
and you just look at him like :[
good luck trying to get him to eat it
bc he Won’t
might be extra dramatic and not even look at you if you’re eating it
“hOW could you do this to me y/n???”
“i can’t even LOOK at you anymore”
and ur just like . sitting on the couch mid-chew wondering when your boyfriend turned into such a drama queen??
like go off i guess :/
선우 | sunoo;
is SO happy and excited
bc he finally has someone who gets him!!!
like one day he was just chilling on the couch eating some ice cream
and when you came in to sit with him u asked for a bite
and he was just like “ah shit here we go again”
bc he expected you to be a hater like most people
but he still gave you a bit bc he’s a good boyfriend <33
and when you realized what flavour it was you were just like
“oh cool i love mint choco”
and sunoo just. loses his shit a little bit
like fr he loses it in a very low-key way
looks at you like ❤️_❤️ bc he just fell in love with you jk but not really
is very happy bc now you guys have something you can bond over
but then quickly realizes that this probably means you’re gonna steal his sweets •_•
정원 | jungwon;
would be judgey like jay
but would be the opposite of low-key about it
“you like mint chocolate?”
“yeah!”
“🤨 okay…. 😐😒”
idk if it’s bc he’s an aquarius or what
but i just Know that wonnie would be very judgmental of ur taste in food
like he might roll his eyes or make an exaggerated grossed out face every time he sees you eating mint choco
“i can’t believe i’m dating someone who likes to eat toothpaste this is so embarrassing”
would maaaybe try it for u if you really begged him to
but he would defs pretend to gag and shit
like he doesn’t even hate it that much
he just likes teasing you and watching you suffer
r.i.p. my dude ur dating a little monster✌️
니키 | niki;
would not care
like the first time he sees you eating it he might stare at u for a minute or smth
but then he goes about the rest of his day like nothing
“hey babe what’re you eating?”
“hm? oh it’s just some mint chocolate”
“😑🤨😐🤷‍♂️ okay”
would probably take some if you offered
but he wouldn’t really be going out of his way to ask you for some
definitely steals some of sunoo’s secret stash for you tho
“look! i got you mint choco!!”
“omg thanks baby!!”
*two minutes later a furios sunoo appears in the doorway* “where the Fuck did my sweets go”
and ur just like .
“really riki? you couldn’t even buy it for me you had to steal?”
“oh come onnnnn y/n, he always has the high quality stuff why wouldn’t i steal it??”
“bc it’s wrong???”
“guess that makes us both thieves then bc you stole my heart”
“……”
lol ANYWAYS
very neutral abt it and not at all judgmental God Bless <3
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tofu-beifong · 7 years
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(sorry if is gross but its REAL & i NEED IT) Kiri gets REAL sick & Bakugo becomes a Doting Mom With His Usual Angry Flare™. I dont mean a cold and a fever. I mean the gross shit. Food poisoning type shit. Sick like a Damn Dirty Damned Dog. Bakus wit him for DAYS, helpin him get better, making sure he can actually eat/drink w/o throwin up. Its tiring, but what kind of bf is he if he doesnt help his bf in this time of need. Sits n rubs circles on his back as the boy's retching over a bowl or smth.
GOOD GOOD……I do like this very much…….what kind of bf are u if you don’t love and care for ur significant other when he’s ill and gross and dying even if it’s gross
Bakugou would do that and Kiri feels bad about it but Baku doesn’t give a fuck and he just wants to see his bf happy and healthy and well again
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