#like. the dsmp themes of bad being a demon and skeppy being his crystal angel. madoka being a god and homura being a devil post-rebellion

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time to rant about my eggpire madoka au ^_^ this will not be spoiler free in the SLIGHTEST for madoka magica so take this as your warning to skip this post if you don’t want to see any of that

so to start with kyubey is ofc the egg. instead of being impartial and apathetic, only serving to fight against entropy, the egg utilizes magical girls’ energy source for itself, kind of like what it does in-canon with people’s life force. magical girl being used very loosely, as it’s very much a unisex position. i’m not sure if it’d look like kyubey or like, some sort of sentient plant though. maybe something more similar to what bebe looks like in rebellion.

bbh is homura, and skeppy is madoka! their story largely follows the same track, with skeppy already being a magical girl when he and bad first meet, only to die to walpurgisnacht, so i’m making dreamXD for now, but it’s not something i’m too solid about. bad makes his contract with the egg, wishing to be able to redo his first meeting with skeppy, and to be the one protecting him. bad gets thrown into a time loop of the same month, constantly trying and failing to save skeppy from his death, desperate to do anything for his safety.

ant is mami, although his wish differs from hers and is closer to dsmp canon, having wished for velvet to be brought back. punz is kyoko, with their wish having been for people to listen and follow dream’s preachings. and ponk is sayaka, whose wish was for sam’s hands to miraculously heal so he could invent again. that of course makes sam kamijo, and foolish hitomi.

the events follow the canon of madoka magica as closely as possible. ant still dies to bebe (or whatever bebe’s witch is called), punz still arrives to be his replacement, ponk still falls into despair as she sees foolish and sam happily together, and punz still dies killing ponk’s witch form. XD still attacks, bad still tries to fight it alone, and skeppy still puts an end to it all with his wish and contract. the real major difference is that after seeing all the horrors of the world of magical girls, skeppy’s wish isn’t to end their suffering, like madoka’s was. he’s just fucking annoyed and tired and done with having to witness it all, so he wishes to kill all witches before they’re born so he (and no one else) has to continue putting up with this shit. its not really that much of an act of selflessness, it’s just that after bad explained to him the time loop and all of that, he could not fucking stand the idea of going through all this again, whether he could remember it or not. anyways he ascends to godhood yadda yadda i could go into rebellion as well but it’s late so. maybe another night. this is for the extremely niche 0.00000000001% of my followers that are as obsessed with the eggpire and pmmm as i am <3

#icarus speaks #eggpire magica au #<- i’ll come up with a better name later. probably not #where’s hannah you may ask? #she’s bebe #OH her witch name is charlotte. sick #she’s the witch that kills ant and gets killed by bad <3 sorry queen #i just felt bad actually killing her. since nagisa/bebe lives technically through madoka and the law of constants or whatever it’s called #LAW OF CYCLES #idk who madokas family is dont ask that’s too much #her little brother is sapnap or whatever that’s all i got #but yeah <333 the brainrot is Bad #i have another madoka au with tinarose as the lead #but i don’t actually have a lot worked out beyond the two of them #i however have been thinking about this for fucking months #it is a miracle i have only spoken about it like. once before. bc i think it is my masterpiece #like. the dsmp themes of bad being a demon and skeppy being his crystal angel. madoka being a god and homura being a devil post-rebellion #IT ALL MAKES SENSE