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cccotard · 6 months

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minisode sara doodle :3

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cuubism · 1 year

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concept where hob is like: sure we are married and we kiss and cuddle and have sex and spend all our time together but he couldn't actually feel that way about me, it's just a friend thing, platonic marriage, it's different for supernatural creatures, we're just pals, besties, mates, he doesn't return my feelings--

meanwhile dream: WE HELD HANDS ONCE AND WE ARE NOW ETERNALLY DEVOTED TO EACH OTHER. I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU AND MY ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU NOW, I WILL KILL FOR YOU, I'LL DIE FOR YOU, IF YOU LEAVE ME I'M REDUCING THIS WORLD TO DUST AND THEN I'LL KILL MYSELF. THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL TRANSCEND THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY GRASP I'M GOING TO BREAK OPEN YOUR RIBCAGE AND LIVE THERE I'M GOING TO--

#yknow. just two normal guys in a relationship #hob: i love being your friend :) dream: w-we held hands why are you friendzoning me 🥺#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dumb concept number 3450943543 there will be more

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robo-milky · 1 year

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Happy Valentines Day 🏹💞 (Left to right)

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moeblob · 2 months

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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

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akatsuki-shin · 3 months

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this is still the best interaction I've gotten in the game so far 💀

#“what ur not here to give me a heart”#bro #tfw ur playing a dating sims but the game lets you friendzone the love interest #love and deepspace #rafayel #homura #qi yu

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cove-simp · 11 months

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Baxter makes me go “I can fix him”

Not by dating him tho, I could never

But through aggressive friendship? Hell yeah

#I love friendzoning this man #tbh his dlc reminds me of something i went through #I’ve known similar people and we just don’t mesh well #our life #our life beginnings & always #gb patch #baxter ward

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livsoulsecrets · 5 months

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1989 (Taylor’s version) songs as BL/GL Characters - Part 1

Welcome to New York - Chris and Amm (Friendzone 2)

When we first dropped our bags on apartment floors

Took our broken hearts, put them in a drawer

Everybody here was someone else before

And you can want who you want

Boys and boys and girls and girls

[…] Like any great love, it keeps you guessing

Like any real love, it's ever-changing

Like any true love, it drives you crazy

But you know you wouldn't change anything, anything, anything

Blank Space - Sand and Ray (Only Friends)

Saw you there and I thought "Oh, my God, look at that face, you look like my next mistake, love’s a game, wanna play?"

[…] Ain't it funny? Rumors fly and I know you heard about me

So hey, let's be friends, I'm dying to see how this one ends

Grab your passport and my hand, I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

So it's gonna be forever or it's gonna go down in flames

You can tell me when it's over, if the high was worth the pain

[…] 'Cause we're young, and we're reckless

We'll take this way too far, it'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar

Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I'm insane

But I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name

Cherry lips, crystal skies, I could show you incredible things

Stolen kisses, pretty lies, you’re the King, baby, I'm your Queen

[…] Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh, no

Screaming, crying, perfect storms, I can make all the tables turn

Rose garden filled with thorns, keep you second guessing like “Oh, my God, who is [he]?"

I get drunk on jealousy, but you'll come back each time you leave

'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Style - Prapai and Sky (Love in the air)

And I should just tell you to leave 'cause I

Know exactly where it leads, but I

Watch us go 'round and 'round each time

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye

And I got that red lip classic thing that you like

And when we go crashing down, we come back every time

'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

[…] Just take me home

Out of the woods - Akk and Ayan (The Eclipse)

When you started crying, baby, I did too

But when the sun came up, I was looking at you

Remember when we couldn't take the heat?

I walked out, I said "I'm setting you free"

But the monsters turned out to be just trees

When the sun came up you were looking at me

[…] Are we out of the woods yet?

All you had to do was stay - Kim and Chay (Kinnporsche the series)

Here you are now, calling me up, but I don't know what to say

I've been picking up the pieces of the mess you made

People like you always want back the love they pushed aside

But people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye

Hey, all you had to do was stay

Had me in the palm of your hand

Then why'd you have to go and lock me out when I let you in?

I wish you would - Nim and Mollie (The Warp Effect)

I wish you would come back

Wish I'd never hung up the phone like I did

I wish you knew that I’d never forget you as long as I'd live

And I wish you were right here, right now

It's all good, I wish you would

I wish we could go back

And remember what we were fighting for

Wish you knew that I miss you too much to be mad anymore

Bad blood - Todd and Black (Not me)

Cause baby, now we've got bad blood

You know it used to be mad love

[…] So take a look what you've done

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I

[…] Now we've got problems and I don't think we can solve 'em

You made a really deep cut

Wildest Dreams - Tharn and Phaya (The Sign)

Say you'll remember me

Standing in a nice dress

Staring at the sunset, babe

Red lips and rosy cheeks

Say you'll see me again

Even if it's just in your wildest dreams

How you get the girl - Mon and Sam (Gap the series)

Say it's been a long six months

And you were too afraid to tell her what you want […]

And then you say, I want you for worse or for better

I would wait for ever and ever

Broke your heart, I'll put it back together

I would wait for ever and ever

And that's how it works

That's how you get the girl

This Love - Pat and Pran (Bad Buddy)

Your kiss, my cheek

I watched you leave

Your smile, my ghost

I fell to my knees

When you're young, you just run

But you come back to what you need

This love is good

This love is bad

This love is alive back from the dead

These hands had to let it go free, and

This love came back to me

This love left a permanent mark

This love is glowing in the dark

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thedeepweb · 2 years

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wheres that post about how everything about dio is hilarious. he was trapped in a custom made coffin for 100 years and apparently brought a book and pen with him to write a diary, where he correctly guessed the coordenates in which gravity is lighter, went to visit that place after freed. got 3 women pregnant in the meanwhile. wrote how his children had to be strong, like him, so they should have "evil" (bad) childhoods, like him. guessed correctly again and created 4 insanely powerful stand users. one of them is eternally resentful to life because he couldn't go to disney and developed his stand so everyone in orlando, florida, can be haunted by the dead. the other has the power to literally create and uncreate life, and at 15 not only became *the* mafia boss of italy, but gained the power to put people into ever looping alternative universes, for eternity. the other two can control an ancient flesh eating swarm of creatures and bring every single illustrated character to life, respectively, but theyre not that important.

back to gravity, in his travel to florida he sneaked into a church to avoid sunlight. got caught by a 16 year old altar boy/priest in training. told him he was allergic to sunlight. was so absolutely drunk in his god complex that went "well i dont feel anything strong right now but clearly if you are meeting Me it must be fate so hit me up when you want to become powerful" then leaves while doing the ricardo turn

and that 16 year old? grew up to be what is considered the most competent villain in all of jojos. which means he guessed correctly, again

#jjba #he testes the priest's faith in him and his plan to gain heaven (he wants to gain heaven bc he's bored) and basically his faith in him #and the kid goes i could never betray you i love you as i love god. and dio goes :) wow :) congrats youre an excellent child of god :)#which like both semantically and contextually he didnt friendzone him no no he straight up son-zoned him #then he rips off a toe bone and gives it him and leaves #he drives me insane nothing about this man is normal

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dykeomania · 11 months

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i don't really mean to ruin your day, but like (not proofread),

made sleepy by unforgiving winters and a population of people who were only young, once, the carnival reminds modern!ellie’s small wyoming town of what it’s like to be youthful, and alive.

tellingly so, people in her town consider this the happiest event of the year. but if it’s just between ellie and god, the significance of multicolored fair rides or the sun beaming hard enough to scorch the morning dew off of joel’s front lawn faces no match against the hatchling of your smile, once made dormant under the hazy coat of november through april, and defrosted by the month of july.

it’s the 4th. and amongst a spectacular of beams and fireworks slashing through a sky made thick with clouds, ellie swears that tonight she will kiss the girl of her daydreams.

she has also sworn this, for the past three summers.

for the past three summers, she has ridden the same rides with you in almost identical order – familiar of every trough, and yet screaming with you through every loop. you take the same edibles, and you get the same order of fried concoctions, from the same stand and share the same $7 lemonade, from the same cup and the same swirly straw.

it’s the same saccharine fling, bubble-wrapped in infatuation, and spared the harm of teeth sinking into its flesh in fear of eviscerating the bond that lies underneath.

but she swears, she will kiss you. this time, she will. she swears, she will.

with tongues coated with carbs and a mind made dizzy with sugar, you make the decision to ride the ferris wheel. she buries herself in the brash cackle of your laugh as she nearly rocks the cart off of its hinges. as you settle, belly and chest full of brightness, ellie watches you. your back is slumped against the metal, your head is thrown, and a hand is splayed over your stomach. the neons of the park flicker and change as you the two of you pass through them. ellie watches as they paint your body, electric; this way, she can see the symptoms of summer, highlighted, right on your cheekbones. beaming brightly, adding a shimmer to your smile, like a sparkle on a wink. ellie always has a tendency of falling in love with girls who are nothing like her. in the summer, ellie just burns. but not you. you have always glowed.

the fireworks break through the sky, booming through the city like miniature cannons. the only unpredictable thing of all this, is the show. pop, a red firework. pop, a green one. pop, pop, sizzle. this one, a cluster of both.

boom.

the familiar crust of a hill climbs up ellie’s throat and it’s an act of strength to swallow it all down. “wow,” she hears you remark, completely airless, a loopy grin stretching across your lips. “that’s so pretty.”

ellie nods, damning the fireworks and instead only looking at you. “yeah..” ellie swallows, again, hearing the croak that lines her own voice. “well, you’re pretty, too.”

there’s a silence that hangs, like your eyes, onto hers. and then it’s broken -- shattered not by combustion, but by a giggle turned spitting cackle, tumbling uncontrollably from your lips.

ellie’s furrows her eyebrows, “are you.. are you okay?” and starts laughing with you, only half-nervous, but like–

sizzle, sizzle,

“no.. no.. well– like yeah. like, no, yeah i’m just..” you lick your lips, close your eyes,

grin, and shake your head,

“i’m just really glad that you’re my friend.”

boom.

the firework burns and dies in the iris of ellie’s eye, and brings with it ellie’s reminder to blink. or to do anything, really.

ellie has a tendency of falling in love with girls who are completely different from her. who want different things, and go at different paces,

who are her best friends.

she smiles. tight.

“yeah..” ellie concludes. “yeah, me too.”

she holds your hand on top of her lap, and halfheartedly thumbs over your knuckles. she lets you slot your fingers into hers, the same as you always do. and she squeezes, like normal. lets you rest your head on her shoulder, and rests her forehead atop of yours, like usual.

pop. pop. pop.

this year, she chalks her excuse up to.. loitering in opportunity. wading in questions she knows the answer to.

sizzle. sizzle. sizzle.

maybe, she’ll try again next summer.

pop,

or maybe, it’s better that she doesn’t.

sizzle.

#this is so funny to me sorry #accidentally wrote biblically accurate r/niceguy ellie williams sorry #prose is alright though so i mean whatever #maybe they're both in love with each other #idk figure it out #mia what are you talking about #ellie williams x reader #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams #imagine getting friendzoned not in a r/niceguy “im so nice to you i deserve to be with you” way #but in a “ellie williams always falls in love with girls who want different things and go at different paces” way #[BOOM]#(the friendzone isnt a real thing guys)#(respect peoples wishes)#(or be open about your feelings)#(dont go to the same fair with them 3 years in a row like a down bad incel redditor)#the Turnaround is Insane though #this is the one time where my underwhelming endings actually serve a solid purpose #let's see how this goes. LMAO

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shurislover · 1 year

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why do i see tish as the type to friendzone people… like somebody could be crushing HARD and she’s like “ yeah… no NEXT “ and won’t talk to them again.

#letitia x reader #letitia wright #letitia wright shuri #she won’t friendzone me though #i’m the love of her life #shuri x reader #shuri x you #shuri imagine #shuri udaku

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 2 years

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I've heard that Arjuna loves Ritsuka and is closer to them than they were to the CCC protag can you confirm or elaborate on this?

So first I want to preface this by saying that I don’t really interact with media solely for shipping, and I also generally prefer servant/servant pairings as I find them more interesting than master/servant pairings (in the case of the Chaldea master)

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY

arjuna canonically is in love with the fgo mc, and the fgo mc specifically. Like I got embarrassed thinking about saying it at first, but if you put his behavior on a girl people would be more than willing to say that he was in love with them.

This is even more obvious when you compare his relationship with fujimaru to his relationship to hakuno: while he gets along with both of them, his relationship with hakuno is much more distant and you get the feeling he’s keeping them at arm’s length

this is especially interesting bc it’s an inverse of what usually happens with servants who contract to both fujimaru and hakuno-by nature of the extellaverse’s format and smaller cast they’re able to devote more time to the relationships, building them up so they feel more natural and real than fujimaru’s, who often will have a few semi-flirty lines of dialogue thrown in in order to help the unit sell. That isn’t the case with arjuna-he’s much more closed off to hakuno than he is to ritsuka!

And in regards to ritsuka: even before his lines updated, he has some…interesting dialogue that suggests some interest in them

the uh. tone, also plays a factor in this tbh

He also straight up gives you the arrow he killed karna with for valentines, which while a completely insane thing to do on the surface is meant as a show of trust, to give you the part of himself that he is the most ashamed of, to give you permission to see it and hold onto it. It’s also probably a great backup catalyst if you ever needed to resummon him or even karna like hmmm. Trying to say something? Like you want us safe???🤔

Then in his second interlude we descend deep into his dream and confront his ‘dark’ side, who isn’t his dark side so much as he is a manifestation of the guilt, jealousy, and pain he feels as a regular human being that he couldn’t accept as part of trying to be a perfect hero. Notably, arjuna persistently tells both fujimaru and hakuno that he doesn’t want people getting close to him (bc they might see this side of him) and that if they do he would harm them.

He doesn’t. He doesn’t even TRY to attack the master, only fights himself. And you help him come to better terms with himself as a person who feels ‘unsightly’ emotions, which deepens your bond even further, leading to this:

he changes his bond 5 line from a fearful, anxious one about you seeing him to one where he expresses his joy and happiness at having met you, and his wish on the holy grail changes from wanting eternal solitude to wanting to stay by your side to the end. This is about as explicit as you can get for a game: we have a few random servants who will throw out explicit ‘I love you’s’ (hektor, osakabehime summer), but he changes his line of view from not wanting you to see his true colors to expressing relief and happiness at having met you, and wishing to stay by your side forever. That’s love! That’s character development close to the lines of what melt or jalter had, except his didn’t get events dedicated to it, only interlude and bond lines. If a girl like jalter can be considered in love with the mc by their actions despite the vagueness then his behavior absolutely can count

I mean look at this

We Are Literally Married Now

#some of those random ascension and early bond lines are really like. are you a bottom or something. sir. sir?#my asks #arjuna is in love with the fgo protagonist don’t even try to argue w me on this. it’s canon #tldr: GIVE HIM A SWIMSUIT #if he was a girl everyone would be making even MORE y*newer edits of him tbh like they wouldn’t even argue about it they’d be like #‘yeah she’s nuts for mc-kun’ and I’d have to gatekeep her #cannot believe a bunch of ungrateful ppl friendzoned him. at least the junaguda artists know what’s up #arjuna post

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manawari · 5 months

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Idk who will end up with Ryu-min, or if he ever ends up with someone, I don't think/feel like Min Ju-ri will be the "one".

Rather, I am leaning toward Seo Ah-rin.

#i feel like ryu-min will end up friendzoning ju-ri #this is the same feeling i had when it comes to surmising which is the love interest #i've seen this movie before and i know the ending— seol-ah liked joo-heon in the beginning but he ended up with irene #a couple of girls (whose names i have somehow forgotten since i hadn't returned to tbate) had liked arthur before but he ended up with tessa #same situation with jin-woo but he ended up with hae-in #ya'll cannot fool me 😀#the max level player's 100th regression

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cloveroctobers · 1 year

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Kat: *about to trip over herself, with her mr. Krabs sounding feet rushing over to finn like the desperate character she is* MC I can’t believe you’ve done this to finn? How could you?!

ME:

Like it was hard?! None of you bitches were deserving of MC’s love so why would you ever think I’d choose “love” over the bands?! Are you dumb? Y’all were nothing but bullies the entire season and then want to gloss over it about, “how much you’ve changed.” The only thing you need to change is a toothbrush because it’s clearly still covered in too much of your bullshit?

I still wish I could have slapped kat but the money was the most satisfying lmao. Why would I ever be guilty when none of these characters have taken MC’s feelings into account? The money was the goal after the first few episodes and it’s been proven that each LI is garbage.

You don’t like it? Cry about it on your Twitter or whatever podcast you’re invited on…like I know you will kat 😘✌🏽

#litg #litg eitv #litg s5 #litg season 5 #litg kat #litg finn #y’all persuaded me in not doing lulu like that but I did see the option you could still keep it but continue a relationship so that was a #choice #I’d love a quick reunion drop just to be messier tbh but otherwise I’m wiping my hands clean from this mess #Dana got ignored with her longing speech #alfie got nothing but a simple wave because if you don’t stare at it he won’t try to drag u for a chat #he only understands friendzone when it comes to Dana tho #suresh was still not forgiven and thought he was doing something coupling up with kat we dgaf bruv #litg Dana #litg alfie #litg suresh #litg lulu #Alexa play a mashup of plan b by Megan the stallion & this is how to be a heartbreaker by marina

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itsays · 6 months

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everyone being so ok with the way things are between nick and boston being short term boyfriends and then boston moving away and nick dating dan is sooooooooooo funny to me. not saying is bad writing at all or that you guys are crazy for liking it. i however like boston and nick in a completely different astral realm i fear. i need them to die for each other i need nick's infatuation to destroy them both literally like let's get into codependency baby!

#ofts #i do like the idea of the so called nasty4nasty #however that's not even the main appeal of them to me. to me it's how devoted nick is to boston #knowinh all of his flaws and knowing he will never give him what he needs #and boston walking a line between actually caring for him and just taking advantage of his feelings for him #OBSESSED WITH THEM #nick is gonna be so absolutely miserable with dan btw i cant believe people think he likes him #girl that is a rebound #nick knows he cant have boston so he's going for dan #absolutely no emotional intelligence whatsoever i love him #also another reason i dont want boston to move to ny is bc first of all why would you wanna live there no offense BUT SECONDLY #i deserve a second season #you guys are FOOLS who havent watched friendzone which is the only reason you think only friends s2 cant work.#it can. and it can be even better #but WHATEVER you guys dont know real television

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mooburger · 9 months

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my weirdest grognak take is i don’t think she loved any of her love interests. i think she just thinks they’re funny ppl to hang out with. with the exception of cdd

#burgertalk #this includes troy 🫶 that boy is stuck in friendzoned pining forever and it makes me go hehe yippee!!!!!!#cdd nd groggers r married tho. theyre in love.

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theeflowerofcarnage · 7 months

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found out what the emperor did... after I pity fucked him too eye …….

#i am gullible af 😳 I had my suspicions but just totally went along w him...#stelman a 'stoker survior' hmm sure #in the first save i totally friendzoned him but regretted not getting a better ending w him it was so vague but NOW???#ansur? stelman do all your allies dies so easily??? n hes like welll...........was being illithid worth it?? n hes like ya wdym??........#I love this game so much!! ughhh the layers of storytelling!!! the way my perceptions of a character change completely just bc I missed ONE #ONE!! quest!!#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #i had 2 close the game afterwards that actually depressed me a bit like?? naaaaaaauuur wtf

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