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[ggomos-maribat]

[15/?]

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The weather's fair, her skirt feels comfy, and her brown locks are brushed to perfection. She smiles to herself as she and her partner make their way to their table in the outdoor restaurant.

It's a good day.

But at the corner of her eye, she spots a figure, a small black-haired girl dressed as a waiter. Dread begins to pool in his stomach.

It's not a good day.

Bernard tugs gently at her arm. "You reserved a nice place, Miss Hill."

She returns his smile. "Only the best for us of course."

They sit down and take their picks from the menu but Caroline's nerves does not ease off. She donned the disguise to have a peaceful day out with her boyfriend and not to be stalked by her devilish little sister.

"What can I get for you two?"

Caroline gapes at the sound of the voice. A horrendous bushy mustache sits on her (his?) upper lip and a pair of glasses accompanies the look.

"I'll have this one." Bernard points at the menu. "What about you, babe?"

Caroline scowls at the waiter, resisting a groan. "I'm still choosing . . . Mister . . ."

"Marino," the waiter supplies, gesturing to his nametag.

"Your nametag's upside down."

"Whoops." Marino flips it around with a low-toned giggle.

Caroline squints at it. "Marino Enyaw?"

Marino proudly twiddles with his mustache. "Quite a classy name, is it not?"

Caroline wants to facepalm. Meanwhile Bernard looks back and forth between the two of them, clearly confused.

Marino takes their orders and stumbles back to the counter. Caroline buries her face in her hands. "Bern, I'm so sorry about that."

"About what? He seems like a nice waiter."

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[ggomos-maribat]

[21/?]

BDBWM Day 1 | Last Name: Wayne

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Bernard peeks into the lounge, expecting to see Tim, but instead he finds a petite girl sitting behind a desk. Her eyes are shielded behind a pair of sunglasses, complementing her two-piece suit. 

“Sorry.” He shyly backs away. “I’m looking for Tim?” 

“Sit down.” The girl motions to the empty chair in front of the table. 

After a quick scan of the room, Bernard hesitantly sits. He finds the girl familiar, but he can’t put a finger on it.

“So, Mr. Bernardo Howdy—” 

“It’s actually Bernard Dowd—” 

She nods. “Mr. Bernard Dowd. I understand that you are currently in a romantic relationship with my client, Timothy Jackson Caroline Drake-Wayne—” 

“Wait, Caroline isn’t his—” 

“And I am here to ensure that you are treating him as he deserves and I shall administer the ‘Spade Conversation’ on you.” 

“Spade Conversation? Oh, you mean like a shovel talk?”

“Layman’s terms. Potato, potahto.” She waves her hand. 

“Umm, sorry, who are you again?” 

She lowers her glasses a tad bit, revealing her narrowed piercing blue eyes. “Last name: Wayne. First Name: Marinette ‘Marino’ Dupain-Cheng.” 

“Tim’s sister!” Bernard’s eyes widened in recognition. “I don’t think we’ve met before. But you seem really familiar.” 

She clears her throat. “Perhaps you’re mistaking me for someone else. First question, what do you feel about space dinosaurs that are robot hybrids?” 

He looks down on the piece of paper she’s writing on. “Is that a receipt from Batburger? And a crayon?” 

“My materials are irrelevant in these discussions. So, space dinosaurs?” 

“Err—they sound pretty cool?” 

Marinette hums and scribbles down a doodle on the receipt. “Question two. In the case of my client’s extreme sleep deprivation, what are your contingency plans?” 

“Hmm, I usually get him to come cuddle with me and I try to take away his coffee. He falls asleep quickly after that.” Bernard smiles a little. “Did I get that right?” 

“It shall still be deliberated by the panel of shovellers—” 

Suddenly, the door bursts open, revealing a dishevelled and alarmed Tim. Marinette squeaks and hides her things. 

Tim groans. “I was about to tell you not to go to the manor!” He glares at his sister. “What the hell were you doing?” 

“I wasn’t doing anything!” Marinette brings her arms up. “Just a proxy for the head shoveller!” 

“Who the heck is head shoveller?!” 

“That information’s classified!” 

A grumbling Tim takes Bernard by the hand and tugs him out of the room. Bernard waves goodbye to Marinette, entertained by her stunt. 

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