Here, have more lightsabers. Some coughing cyborg guy had a big collection and they were just sitting around, totally unused.
It wouldn't be a Star Wars spoof without having a limb being cut off.
And good thing Corel learn to turn them off.
I was supposed to post this one yesterday but as usual I wanted to make a gif and the file was too big. So I had to ramake it as a video, and added some sound effects. But I forgot that the notebook I'm using (since my PC is half dead) had no video editing program so that's why the post was so late. But I think it looks better now.