#my fatal toxic flaw is i have pedestrian rage

[soldier-poet-king]

we gotta bring back garters for socks in everyday fashion ok

i got muscly calves (incorrigible speed walker with short legs i gotta go FAST) so my socks are either falling down or the horrible elastic is digging into my calves cutting off circulation. there is no inbetween with modern socks and i am a noted sock hater as a result

garters are sexy af

i mean what more do you need

#yes i saw that post abt the leyendecker sock ads and im like. good sir. good sir knew what was UP #i do have comically ripped calves given yknow. the rest of me #idk man i started speed walking as a child bc i was short and needed to get places #and i just never stopped #youve heard of road rage. now get ready for....pedestrian rage #i need you to MOVE to the slow lane of the sidewalk or i will BE ANGRY #dont even get me started on slow ppl on subway patforms/stariwells in the subway #HOLY SHIT MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKIN WAY #i am a the fast walking city person tv warned you about #my fatal toxic flaw is i have pedestrian rage