#my sweet hipok <3

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HELP ME DKDJDJDK THEY GOT JOUNO TOO LIKE FUCKING HELL

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #WINNIE IF U SEE THIS NO U DIDNT #ITS A BAD DREAM I PROMISE

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silly

AN ANGEL!! LOOK AT HIM :"))

another silly hehe <3

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!!! #AND SILLY #I LOVE SIGMA #I LOVE NIKOLAI #I LOVE THEM <3

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nikolai’s hands are so big. he is big. big everywhere.

he is huge........i love him. i need him and i would do anything for him

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #HE IS HUGE I NEED HIM #I LOVE HIM #i know he gives good hugs #i wanna hug him

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y’all need to respect boundaries 😭😭

LITERALLY THO HELP SKSKSKKS but like I take very rarely stuff to heart yk, I usually take it lightheartedly or make a joke out of it but it's still very concerning to me how do you even get an idea to ask someone something like that, I am not against openly talking about kinks/sex objectively (obviously) but come on now, let's have some manners and respect towards people and their privacy💀

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #i just hope they dont ask anyone else tbh #it's weird like what do you gain from knowing it #people are just wild

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giving you a big hug and sniffing you for a scent test

ooooooooo giving you huge hug back and praying you don't gag :3 (jkjk)

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #just kidding...ofc...haha.... #*sweating nervously*

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i want to sleep but nikolai manspreading keeps flashing on my eyes

Nikolai manspreading makes me so feral oh my fucking god JSJSJSJSKSKSKWKWKWKSKSJSJSSKKS LIKE SIRRRRRRRRRRR DON'T DO THIS TO ME PLEASE P L E A S E, ATP I WILL TATTOO THIS ON MY THIGH OR SOMETHING JUST SO I CAN LOOK AT IT CONSTANTLY UGH

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #HE IS SO SJJSSJSJSJSJWKJSJSKSKWKSKSKS #I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS I SWEAR #he is so sjsjskwkwkkwskskosoyksjs

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sigma has a strip club in that casino i confirm it bcs i work there

OH LUCKY YOUUUU :3 CAN YOU GET ME IN THERE THROUGH CONNECTIONS? YKYK :3

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #I HAVE SOME BUSINESS THERE........... #ALL GOOD AND INNOCENT I SWEAR :3

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grief

what my life turned into since yesterday:

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #THEY ARE ALIVE THOUGHHHH #i am just happy nikolai is ok even though I AM SO MAD AT HIM RN #like you asshole sigma did that because of you asking to find out fyodor's ability #smfh

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GRIEF BECAUSE ONE OF MY WIVES is dead and the other one is unknown

HELP JSJSJS IT'S OKAY, THEY ARE BOTH ALIVE TRUST ME

if they are not alive then I literally won't speak to anyone until I die and only spread hate and negativity, especially due to Sigma "dying", nuh-uh

as we can see, Asagiri is pulling dead-rebirth/alive trope a lot lately, so I am sure the same faith will await Sigma and Fyodor, your wives will strike again‼️‼️‼️

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #THEY ARE ALIVE I SWEAR #i don't get a vibe they are dead idc #at this point i will pull out my tarot cards to ask them

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fr i read everything you write in nikolai’s voice

HELP ME DDKDKDKDDKKD EVERYONE WHO ACCUSE ME OF BEING NIKOLAI KINNIE ARE THRIVING RN BECAUSE OF YOU HIPOK

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #THEY ARE THRIVING #thank god they are either asleep rn or not on tumblr #praying they dont see this

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im sure some people talked about this already but i can’t picture fyodor doing normal human things. like for example i can’t see him doing grocery shopping. imagine

NO SAME DJSJSKSKSKS I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

i was thinking about this like imagine him...picking out good tomatos JSJSN...or in DoA in general, any of them taking a shower or being in their pjs when they sleep like tf you mean yoi are a mass terrorist but your PJ is my little pony design??

or imagine fyodor walking in a park...petting dogs...💀

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #IMAGINING THEM DOING EVERY DAY STUFF IS SO WEIRD DNDKDKDK #LIKE FYODOR PISSING OR POOPING #W D Y M

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WAIT I FORGOT TO PUT A WARNING FOR THAT ROLLERCOASTER STORY SORRY

I ADDED IT IN THE ANSWER, HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL SEE BEFORE THEY READ, DON'T WORRY!!

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #I PUT IT IN BIG RED LETTERS #SO HOPEFULLY IT WILL WORK LIKE THAT

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nikolai cai tried to kill me so i killed him by biting his neck and then revived him and he fell in love with me because i saved his life. then he kissed me AND then he killed me again because that’s the only true way for his beloved’s “salvation”

OK I GUESS I WILL PUT TW HERE FOR AN ASK AND MY ANSWER

HELP ??????? TWILIGHT WITH A TWIST WHO ???????? SJSJSJJSKS

NAH BCS SAME, NIKOLAI KILLED ME BUT I WAS LIKE "I can walk it off, strip for me rn" and he was flabbergasted and then he danced and we had fun time :3

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #NAHH NIKOLAI'S BOT JS ALWAYS WILD #YOU FR NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL YOU GER #GET**

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fyodor passes out after the first round

JSJSJSJS POOR MAN, HE IS SO USED TO PEOPLE IDOLIZING HIM AND MAKING HIM SEEM PERFECT AND NOW EVERYONE SLANDER HIS LIMITED FUCKING ABILITIES as they should BECAUSE FR IMAGINE HIM BEING ALL MIGHTY AND HE IS JUST LIKE YOU LIKE THAT MIGHTY GOD CURVED COCK MHM MHM AND BITCH PASSES OUT AND YOU ARE JUST LIKE 🧍🏻‍♀️

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #JSJSJSJSJSKS POOR DUDE #BUT ITS THE TRUTH #he said it himself #god only minds his limited physical abilities

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade but have you ever tried pegging

so real hipok, preach and amen🫡 what's that ass for if not for pegging

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #peg life or no life #swag

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your voice is so cute 💕

YOU ARE SO CUTE STOP SJSJSJSJ :")) THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

#stinkyanswers #my sweet hipok <3 #DTOP IT SJSJDJSJDK #THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE :") <3 #YOU ARE CUTE :3