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Y'all ever think that Ava MUST have felt some type of way about falling in love with a nun. After being victimized and abused by a nun for two thirds of her life??

I mean at some point she had to sit down and just stare into nothing pondering SO hard

#traumatized by a nun... falls in love with one #someone please take Ava to therapy #ava Silva #warrior nun #sister Beatrice #beatrice no last name #avatrice #myavatricetextposts.com

[sistertinysips]

Since it's canon that Bea thought to herself (about Ava) 'how can you not love her?'. I simply know that out there exists a fic/universe where Bea is just so charmed/in love with Ava that she adores and supports ANYTHING she does.

Like I'm picturing Lilith coming up to Bea after Ava did the scotch-tape-at-the-door prank on her and she's furious because Ava is legitimately behaving like a little pest and Bea just sighing and replying:

I know, isn't she just lovely?

#listen listen I know it in my heart #bea is so WHIPPED by her feelings for ava that ava gets away with anything and everything #everyday I'm inching closer to clowning and writing idiot posts about my 'comedy' headcanons #avatrice #ava silva #sister Beatrice #warrior nun #I wish I knew how to write jfc #Lilith still has bits of tape stuck to her face and Bea has the nerve to be in love with that 5'2 menace #excuse you Eiffel-tower-villaumbrosia ava insist she's actually 5’2¾ thank you very much #myavatricetextposts.com

[sistertinysips]

You guys don't even know, I would pay substantial money to see/read a warrior nun show/fic that's directed/narrated like The Office.

I mean picture it with me, Warrior nun but it's also a dumb comedy: Mary confronts Bea about her being in love with Ava and telling her to stop being such a tragic fucking gay mess and Bea denying having feelings for Ava, immediately followed by a montage of multiple instances of her showing through actions how she's head over heels for Ava, because even the camera crew and the editing team are doing their part. Camila getting constant close ups of her precious little smiling beaming face whenever she's excited to try out some dumb/dangerous foolhardy idea that Ava just came up with.

Ava constantly calling everyone into meetings to propone ridiculous after ridiculous idea. They put it to a vote and much to Lilith's chagrin they vote yes on the dumb idea almost every time, because Camila seems to share Ava's genetic predisposition to foolhardiness, Beatrice is whipped and will vote for whatever Ava tells her to and Yasmine thinks as a sister warrior she's obligated to support the halo bearer. Mother Superion has veto power but she'll only interviene when the kids are being truly stupid™️ and maiming is an actual possibility

Lilith being indignant to the idea that they'll have a filming crew following their every step, but then something absolutely outrageous happens and even her turns to the camera like ???!?? I'm not the only one who thinks this is crazy am I?

#ava x beatrice #avatrice #ava silva #sister Beatrice #sister Camila #sister Lilith #sister Yasmine #warrior nun #myavatricetextposts.com

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Teenage Avatrice, and they're childhood best friends. But Bea has actually done a great job at hiding she's in love with Ava, until she goes to the dentist and is under the effects of anesthesia. So she's crying cause she thinks Ava has gone home and left her alone and she's crying to Ava about it.

Ava: Bea what's going on? Why are you crying?

Bea earnestly sobbing: I miss Ava

Ava: is that why...?... Bea are you ok?

Bea: I really miss her!

Ava giggling: I know she's you best friend, is that why you miss her?

Bea: No. I miss her because I love her!

Ava: I'm sure she loves you too

Bea throwing a tantrum: nooo! I love her like I want to kiss her in the mouth!

Ava stunned and tearing up because ofc she's also in love but they're both idiots: ... !! Bea

#avatrice #ava silva #sister Beatrice #warrior nun #myavatricetextposts.com

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Do y'all ever think about the fact that Bea was thrown out of her home TWICE??!!

She was sent away from from her family home for being gay

And then Mother Superion threw her out on Duretti's orders even tho she pleaded:

"Mother please... the OCS is my home too"

She was kicked out of her home and family FUCKING TWICE

Do you ever think about that? Do you?

Even her absolute most perfect "best" wasn't enough, not for her parents, not for the church and god. Never acceptable or accepted. NEVER GOOD ENOUGH TO BE KEPT AROUND FOR GOOD

#warrior nun #ava silva #my poor repressed lesbian overachieving martial arts master nun baby #she's so broken I just want to hug her forever #do you ever rly truly stop to think how hurt she is how rly fucked up she must be over being so rejected and discarded? #sister beatrice #myavatricetextposts.com

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Ava is being intolerably smug to Lilith yet again

Ava walking the halls of cat's cradle: I came back from the dead TWICE. And I can cure the sick, and walk on water aaand...

Lilith trailing behind Ava along the halls of cat's cradle: shut up! You can do no such things, stop blaspheming!

Yasmine: walks up to Lilith and whispers something in her ear

Bea reluctantly muttering: actually she CAN run on water

Lilith seems to be buffering for a whole 5 seconds and then turns to leave: whatever I'm a fucking demon, I was out of the Catholic fucking church anyways

#I just think Lilith catching up with Ava's godlike shenanigans would give Ava the time of her life #ava silva #sister beatrice #avatrice #warrior nun #sister Yasmine #back with another WN clown post #myavatricetextposts.com