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themysteriouswolfchibi27 · 3 years

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I posted 16 times in 2021

11 posts created (69%)

5 posts reblogged (31%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.

I added 34 tags in 2021

#ducktales 2017 - 8 posts

#ducktales - 5 posts

#darkwing duck - 4 posts

#gizmoduck - 3 posts

#song of the sea - 3 posts

#fenton crackshell cabrera - 3 posts

#wattpad writer - 2 posts

#wattpad - 2 posts

#halloween - 2 posts

#drake mallard - 2 posts

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#it was a youtube advert that came up when i was on holiday

My Top Posts in 2021

Ducktales 2017: Fenton Crackshell Cabrera X Shy Reader

It was your typical day in Duckburg...except if your family is the adventurous McDuck family.

Y/n Duck was the oldest sibling of the triplets but was extremely shy.

Life in the Mcduck manor was crazy as it was interesting.

It could range from a poltergeist emerging from an old tv Uncle Scrooge bought for only 50 cents.

A demon emerging from the darkness and snatching Uncle Donald or it could just be the brothers pranking one another but realising that Webby is the true master.

Overall it was a normal life for Y/n and they couldn’t be happier. Until a certain intern entered their life or rather fell into their life.

Fenton Crackshell Cabrera.

Fenton was walking towards Mister McDuck’s office, holding a large stack of notes from Dr Gearloose’s laboratory.

Y/n just happened to be walking alongside their Uncle Scrooge, bumping into each other as Fenton fell on top of them, causing Y/n to blush as Fenton gasped and quickly stood up.

Fenton apologised profusely as Y/n calmly picked up his notes and handed them to the stuttering intern, smiling at him as they handed the notes back to him.

Since then, the two of them spend more time together with some of Y/n’s family spying on the pair, making small bets that increased overtime and talking photos of any adorable moments the two shared.

It felt like the two of them were perfect soulmates, frequently missing the opportunity to confess each time...but the two of them were happy with it.

....

Until the McDuck family started to get impatient.

They had enough of spying through bushes and hiding in the shadows of street corners, only to be disappointed and see their hopes destroyed by the constant romantic tension between Fenton and their oldest sibling.

So they all formed a plan.

The triplets would distract Fenton by using their triplet charm whilst Webby would lure Y/n to the lab, hinting that Fenton had a new project to show.

~Timeskip~

Y/n was currently walking with Webby into the Lab, excited to see what Fenton had to show. As the elevator doors closed, Y/n’s heart was beating faster as the doors opened revealing the dark, empty lab. All was Quiet... Until the triplets appeared and pushed their sibling into a closet, slightly tripping before being caught by an unknown figure. Y/n looked up to see Fenton staring down with a shocked expression. Of course...Fenton kept a steady hand on Y/n as they let out a small cough, gaining his attention as he let go of Y/n, slightly saddened of letting them go.

He had overheard the triplets before they locked him in the closet about some sort of plan involving him and Y/n but now the pieces were coming together.

Ever since he met Y/n, Fenton felt like they made his world brighter as he seemed to be distracted by the littlest of things about Y/n. Their smile, How their eyes sparkled by showing them a new invention and how they made his heart beat faster by hearing them laugh.

As he stepped towards Y/n, They looked up at him with a blush as Fenton wrapped his arms around Y/n’s waist once again before leaning forward, kissing Y/n as his heart beat quickly once Y/n responded back.

They both ignored the cheers outside the door, sharing a sweet moment between a new couple.

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I Would Die For This Bag!!! ✨✨✨

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Need a little feedback

So I was going through my book and it occured to me that I need to gather some feedback...Please read through it and comment on anything that i need to work on in order to create a delightful reading experience!!!

6 notes • Posted 2021-07-05 09:32:05 GMT

My real time reaction to the ‘Let’s Get Dangerous’ special

😂 Launchpad’s reaction is everything!!

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Umm??!?!

Is Steel Wool Not Telling Us Something?!?

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Woah!!!!

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wazafam · 3 years

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As the title implies, Cartoon Network (CN) has long been known for its animated works from the original 1990s programming that consisted of re-runs of Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, and the Hanna-Barbera shows such as Yogi Bear, The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, and more. In the late ‘90s, CN shifted to original series with the creations of Dexter’s Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, and The Powerpuff Girls to name a few.

RELATED: Every Original Cartoon Network Show Of The 90s, Ranked (According To IMDb)

By the 2000s, the network began to dabble in feature-length films, some of which included live-action works based on animated series e.g. the Ben 10 movies. And in the late ‘00s, Cartoon Network started airing its first live-action programming from game shows to book adaptations. Now, after over a decade and a half of the network’s live-action programs, how many have fans completely forgotten?

10 Out of Jimmy's Head

Out of Jimmy’s Head (OOJH) was the first original live-action/animated television series on Cartoon Network and was based on the 2006 movie Re-Animated. OOJH was produced by the same studios that brought fans classic live-action hits Even Stevens and That’s So Raven and the writers behind the cartoons Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends and The Life and Times of Juniper Lee.

The story follows the life of 13-year-old Jimmy Roberts who after receiving a brain transplant from a famous cartoonist is suddenly able to see and communicate with the characters created by that late cartoonist. Unfortunately, the late cartoonist’s son is after Jimmy and schemes to obtain his father’s brain and take over the world.

9 Bobb'e Says

Hosted by Bobb’e J. Thompson, the famous actor known for playing Tracy Jr. on 30 Rock and Stanley on That’s So Raven, Bobb’e Says was a live-action clip series that aired for just one season in 2009. Throughout the show, Bobb’e explored California giving advice to local residents through a pop and social commentary lens.

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Bobb’e would not return to his show for a second season and instead opted to pursue movies. The show was part of Cartoon Network’s “CN Real” programming block and was the shortest live-action series along with BrainRush only airing for 6 episodes.

8 Destroy Build Destroy

Also, part of the CN Real block and airing in 2009, Destroy Build Destroy was a live-action reality series and game show where teams competed to destroy a random object and then build vehicles from that object. In the end, the winning team would destroy the losers’ creation or if there were a tie, then both teams’ creations would be destroyed.

The contestants were typically teenagers and organized by themes such as common interests and the show was known for its extremity and destruction for its use of explosives, rocket launchers, and more. Destroy Build Destroy was one of only two CN Real shows that would be renewed for successive seasons (the other was Dude, What Would Happen).

7 Dude, What Would Happen

Following Bobb’e Says in the original CN Real block, Dude, What Would Happen was hosted by three teenage boys who each episode asked themselves a simple question “dude, what would happen if…” and then proceeded to create the event. Oftentimes, the boys C.J. Manigo, Jackson Rogow (who played extras in The Lizzy McGuire Movie, Awkward, and 2 Broke Girls) and Ali Sepasyar would consult experts who they dubbed “The Lab Dudes”.

Episode topics had a wide range from remote-control sports, parties on planes, 3D experiments to monster adaptations, and extreme sports. The series had four seasons over two years before concluding in 2011.

6 Unnatural History

Another series in the original CN Real block, Unnatural History was the second scripted, live-action show on Cartoon Network following Out Of Jimmy’s Head. Unlike other shows on the network, Unnatural History consisted of hour-long episodes. The series’ protagonist was Henry Griffin who after globe-trotting with his anthropologist parents settles in Washington, D.C., and must use his worldly skills and knowledge to solve the challenges of high school.

The premise centered on the different abilities that Henry attained after having lived in various countries such as Liberia, Mexico, Japan, Brazil, and more and how he uses these to solve mysteries while adjusting to life as a regular high school student. Unnatural History was canceled after one season.

5 Goosebumps

Based on R.L. Stine's best-selling book series of the same title, Goosebumps was a horror anthology television series featuring stories in which teenagers found themselves in unusual situations that involved the supernatural or occult. While the live-action Goosebumps’ United States programming originally aired in 1995 on Fox Kids, Cartoon Network aired the series each October from 2007 to 2009.

RELATED: 10 Creepiest Episodes Of Cartoon Network Shows, Ranked

Goosebumps episodes included haunted amusement parks, possessed Halloween characters, and similar frightening situations. The anthology series featured adaptations of 43 of the original books. In total, Stine produced 235 Goosebumps books, which leaves far more content on the table available for fans of the series in the future.

4 Tower Prep

Tower Prep centered on a school that housed people with special abilities (not completely unlike the X-Mansion) except most of the youngsters at Tower Prep had no memories of how they ended up at the school or where they even were. The protagonists spend the series trying to uncover the secrets behind Tower Prep and return to their normal lives.

The series was created by Paul Dini who was a producer and writer on several DC animated universe series such as Batman: The Animated Series and Superman: The Animated Series. Tower Prep would not be renewed for a second season and ended in 2010 after airing for three months.

3 Hole in the Wall

While first airing on Fox, in 2010 Cartoon Network revived Hole in the Wall, which is an adaption of a Japanese game show called Nokabe (or Brain Wall). In the series, the players/contestants attempt to fit themselves through large cutouts in a moving Styrofoam wall.

Cartoon Network retained much of Fox’s original version of the game where two teams of three people compete however CN’s version pivoted to plot families against one another. Hole in the Wall also aired special episodes with celebrity cameos featuring contestants from casts of reality series from other networks such as VH1.

2 Level Up

Level Up was adapted from the film by the same title (which served as the pilot for the series) in 2011 and aired from 2012 to 2013. Level Up was only the second CN show to be adapted from an original live-action movie (the first was Out of Jimmy’s Head).

RELATED: Cartoon Network: 10 Classics Fans Want To See On HBO Max

The series focused on four high schoolers who accidentally opened a portal leading from a video game into the real world so that characters could now cross into reality distorting and destroying everyday life. As a result, the protagonists turned heroes would have to fight these extraordinary beings and send monsters back into the game.

1 Incredible Crew

Incredible Crew was a 2013 sketch comedy series. It was created and produced by Nick Cannon and much like Cannon's Wild 'N Out, episodes featured short-form skits from comedy to music to parodies.

In addition to Cannon, there was a six-person cast consisting of Brandon Soo Hoo (Supah Ninjas), Chanelle Peloso (Level Up), Jeremy Shada (Adventure Time), Shameik Moore (Joyful Noise), Shauna Case (American Horror Story) and Tristan Pasterick (I'm in the Band).

Incredible Crew ran for just one season and 13 episodes and was originally slated to be the last live-action show on Cartoon Network until the 2021 announcement of Family Mash-Up.

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queennicoleinboots · 3 years

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Vegan Taco Mac with Count Macrula and Count Macula, Jr., part 8.5

A/N: Stupid shit, a lot of talk about video games: Dauntless, World of Warcraft, Black Desert Online, geekery, featuring Cutie Pie the Streamer and R.O.B the Nintendo robot character, spilling lima beans

Count Macrula, Count Macula, Jr., FreeLee the Banana Girl, and I returned from Publix and saw Joebear and the spirit of Colonel America smashing the TVs. Joebear had anger issues because he lost to Hecarim in League of Losers too many times. He switched over to playing Dauntless.

FreeLee the Banana Girl saw the TVs being destroyed and was pleased.

"Send FreeLee the Banana Girl to the heavens! She is done here!" Count Macrula shouted as lightning shot out of the palms of his hands.

FreeLee the Banana Girl floated to heaven. Everyone noticed, nodded, and then went on with his or her day.

Joebear then grabbed a TV, walked outside, and took a dump on the TV. I got excited and joined him outside.

Tyler1, Joebear, the cast of PeeWee Herman, Paul the Goat, Patches, Lindsay, Prince Carrington, and Nugget screamed. The Grinch hobbled up to Count Macula, Jr.'s castle and grumbled.

Count Macrula sang in dark angelic language before he shouted, "HOOOMMEEE!!!!" in a baritone language. A winter wonderland was blanketing the inside of Count Macula, Jr.'s family of gray bears' castle. A gust of snow entered the windows of the castle and burst them open dramatically.

We were all of a sudden surrounded by great high cathedral ceilings topped with snow. Count Macula, Jr.'s family photos, including his long lost cousin's sister's brother's former college roommate, whom he mentioned was absolutely nobody to him back in Swamp Ass With Bears when he was still Colonel Mac, had Christmas ornaments and Happy New Year lights surrounding them.

Count Macula, Jr. himself began to change again. His gray hair now was white, so he was a white bear. He also had bat wings and even sharper teeth. "Coooool!!!! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!" he shouted as his high-pitched Southern voice echoed in the castle.

"WOW!!! This kitchen looks Santa's workshop on crack!!!" Lindsay shouted as she poked her head in the kitchen door. We heard the jingling of bells. "I didn't know Count Colonel Mac lived in a winter wonderland castle! Wow!!!." She was wearing a blue princess gown today.

We will dub her Princess Lindsay Carrington.

Count Macula, Jr. skipped over to her and stared at her. "Dear Princess, my name is no longer Count Colonel Mac," he said.

Princess Lindsay Carrington stared at the white cub before her. "Excuse me. I was addressing Count Colonel Mac. I know not of whom thou art," she spoke as she chewed on a corn tortilla chip.

"I am Count Macula, Jr! I have become a white cub due to 2021 coming to town. I am a vambear," the white cub said as he looked directly at Princess Lindsay Carrington.

"So you're telling me that you were formerly known as Colonel Mac, then Count Colonel Mac and that you are now Count Macula, Jr.?" Princess Lindsay Carrington asked.

"Yes," Count Macula, Jr. said. "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!"

"So much can happen in a grocery shopping trip!" Princess Lindsay Carrington said dramatically.

Patches, Princess Lindsay Carrington's cat, walked in the kitchen and meowed loudly. She shook the whole fucking castle. Snow fell to the ground.

"JEE WHIZ!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Count Macula, Jr. shouted like Tyler1 as he skipped in the kitchen. He had a widow's peak and intense brown eyes. Needless to say, he had a set of lungs on him.

"Are you Count Macula, Jr.?" Patches asked.

"YES!" Count Macula, Jr. shouted. "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We juuuuusttt went over this!"

Joebear, Colonel America's spirit, Count Macrula, Mr. Williamson, Princess Lindsay Carrington, Kendrick, Pauno, and Peter's therapist, the cast of PeeWee Herman, the Grinch, and I started cooking the vegan taco mac.

Colonel America's spirit wavered in the air. "I have returned to fill an important role in this story. I am the logic in this otherwise completely illogical nonsensical saga," he announced as he began to boil the canned beans.

"THERE BETTER NOT BE LIMA BEANS IN THERE!" Count Macrula shouted. Then, he stated as-a-matter-of-factly, "Not to mention, you fulfill the Colonel role in these covulted stories." as he was washing the spinach. He laughed a boisterous evil vampire laugh.

"Where are the avocados?" Mr. Williamson asked. "We're supposed to have guacamole with vegan Taco mac."

"Says whhoooooooo??? Yiiiickkkkk!!!" Count Macula, Jr. said.

"Agreed. Fuck avocados. Worst fruit ever. Should be abolished," I said.

"Disagreed. The only thing worse than an avocado is a lima bean," Count Macrula said. He shuddered. "The horror!"

A random bear jumped in the kitchen and said, "I brought lima beans for the vegan taco mac with Count Macrula-" He spilled lima beans all over the floor.

Count Macrula screamed and used red eye rays to disintregrate that poor bear and the lima beans.

I chuckled and continued to chop up peppers and onions.

"So are you not even allowed to bring lima beans in the kitchen?" Reba the Mail Lady asked as she brought a bunch of cans of lima beans into the kitchen.

Count Macrula shot his death rays at Reba the Mail Lady and disintregrated her. Lima beans then exploded out of the cans and all over the kitchen. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! The horror!!!!" Count Macrula shouted as he shot death rays out of his eyes at each and every goddamned lima bean that had the misfortune of being in that kitchen. "Get out of here, you damn dirty beans!!!" He shot lasers everywhere and disintegrated parts of our bodies that were near lima beans. My right ulna hasn't been the same since.

Princess Lindsay Carrington started rinsing the rice for the rice cooker. "That answers our question. Now if I may ask, can we even mention Lima-"

Count Macrula was quickly shooting the death rays in her direction.

"Lima, Peru! It's one of my favorite cities to visit. I say!" Princess Lindsay Carrington said as she was dramatically trying to catch her breath.

Count Macrula then smiled widely and said, "Why yes! That is one of my favorite cities! You can mention that all you like!" he said as he washing the lettuce with a huge smile on his face.

A female goat stared at him in concern as she was boiling the whole golden kernel corn.

I laughed as a response to the trauma that just occurred.

"Did you know avocados are good?!" Peter shouted as he poked his head in the kitchen.

I growled as I threw the knife I was using to chop up peppers and onions at Peter's head. "Bastard," I muttered. I shot death rays at Peter and missed. "Bastard."

Peter left and started laughing.

"Wow baebae!" Joebear said as he put the macaroni in the boiling water. He set the timer for 10 minutes before doing a sexy bear dance.

"No avocados for me! I didn't buy any!" I said as I growled and continued to chop peppers and onions.

PeeWee Herman picked up the knife, did his typical laugh, and did a goofy walk in the kitchen. He washed the knife before chopping up the tomatillos.

Miss Oreo meowed before she jumped off the window sill in the kitchen. How she was unscathed, I couldn't figure it out.

Pauno then walked in the kitchen. "For people who like guacamole or tacos while they wait, I shall make them rain from the sky!" he announced. "And cue the naked chicks and the riced cauliflower for low carb diets!"

"Thank you," Mr. Williamson said. "Oh. Excuse me. I spoke too soon."

Vampiresses, snow ladies, werewolf women, cat women, and naked lady goats and elven women flooded the castle.

Pauno then walked to the living room and threw his hands in the air. Lightning came out of them as he brought down guacamole, Mexican salsa, nacho chips, riced cauliflower, and many napkins. Everyone in the living room cheered.

Mexican salsa music started playing in the background. Vampires, werewolves, cats, goats, elves, and snowpeople began to dance.

That, of course, was when Count Macrula's phone began to ring. "WHAT IS IT?!" he shouted as he was in the middle of chopping tomatoes at lightning speed. "I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING A LOW CARB DIET. ATKINS IS MY IDOL!!!!"

"THE IT OFFICE IS ON FIRE!" an equally loud woman shouted over the phone.

Count Macrula then started laughing as his ass off as he threw his head back. I could tell he was sick of working. "Let it burn. Fuck 'em. The Gwinnett County Fire Department would never understand the intracies of a low carb diet!!!"

"I CAN'T QUENCH THESE FUCKING FLAMES. I ALREADY PEED DURING MY LUNCH BREAK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK TODAY! I DON'T WANT TO TRY YOUR LOW CARB DIET!!!!" the loud woman shouted.

"Not that I'm aware of. If you would have tried a low carb diet, you would remembered to specifically schedule me for work," Count Macrula said as he raised his eyebrow and chopped the cilantro. "Morpheus, put this cilantro in the pico de gallo!"

"Apparently you will today. All of Gwinnett County is on fire, and we are short staffed! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT A LOW CARB DIET! QUENCH THESE FLAMES BEFORE EVEN MORE HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!!" the loud woman said with a sigh.

Count Macrula sighed. "Why should I be concerned?" He then laughed. "But, yes. Let me wash my hands and put a Dracula mask on. I'll be right over!" he said.

"Halloween's over, you asshole! So is Thanksgiving and so is Christmas, as a matter of fact," the loud woman shouted. "It's 2021 already. Where the fuck have you been?"

"IN A FREEZER!"Count Macrula screamed. He hung up and then screamed again. The vegan Taco Mac was done in a jiffy as a result, like gluten-free low-carb Jiffy cornbread mix. He moved time forward by an hour. Then he returned to normal. "Duty calls," he said as he then flew out of the castle and had the face of Count Dracula.

"What if I told you that you forgot to consider those of us with high blood pressure and until riced cauliflower was a menu item in Chipotle Mexican Grill, you forgot to consider those of us on a low-carb diet?" Morpheus asked as he was preparing the pico de gallo.

Literally everyone stared at Morpheus. Count Macrula's face appeared on the wall and just stared at him. He was trying to shoot death lasers at Morpheus, but his physical body was trying to fly back to the office.

"How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story? How many dietary restrictions are we going to have in this fucking story?" Count Macula, Jr. asked.

"No meat. No other animal products. Low sodium. Low gluten. Low carb. Low sugar. Real ingredients. Added hormones. And... limited advocado?" Peter said aloud before he shouted and threw his hands up dramatically, "I DON'T KNOW! I CAN'T FUCKING DO MATH!!!!!!!"

"NO LIMA BEANS!" Count Macrula shouted as his eyes had fire as pupils. He was the mirror on the kitchen wall. He was the fairest of them all.

"Would that make it ten dietary restrictions?" Pauno asked as he brought down low sodium chips, low sodium salsa, low sodium guacamole, and low carb taco shells with no salt added. "Kind of like the 10 commandments. Coincidence! I THINK NOT!" The other Greek Gods sang in the background as he spoke with conviction.

"Yes!" Count Macrula shouted. The vibrations of his voice knocked down a bowl of guacomole. "I don't think it's a coincidence, either. Hhhmmmmmmmm!!!!!"

"Goddammit!" Pauno said as he used more energy to create a table that only had bowls of chips and bowls of guacomole on it.

Paul the Goat bleated as he was jacking off. "I'm at a party, JENNA!!! You have a trust fund.... You can go to parties. Why is it my fault the Bank of the Ozarks Credit Card isn't paid off?!.... And? It's under your name!.... WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE?! THERE IS GOING TO BE A GREAT RESET AT THE END OF THE MONTH.... LOOK IT UP ON WORLD ECONOMIC FORUMS DOT COM!!!! THEY TELL YOU ON THEIR WEBSITE... I'M NOT MAKING UP SHIT!!!" he shouted as his blue eyes were bugged out of his head. He bleated for twenty-one minutes straight.

Peter couldn't help but laugh. "That's why I ain't EVER getting married," he commented.

"My marriage is fucked up sometimes, too," Joebear said. He was mixing all of the ingredients of Vegan Taco Mac together as his bear booty bounced in the air.

"Yes, you act ridiculous, too, Boo," I said as I smacked his ass as hard as I could.

"Pssh! OWWWW!!!! Bae that hurt!!!! Yeah, okay! You're the one who almost added black beans to the Taco Mac last time and thought about forcing me to eat that shit!" Joebear said with a long-winded growl. He then washed his paws.

(The shit that goes on in food preparation would mortify people if they knew about it. I used to work at Chipotle Mexican Grill back in 2014. I am an expert on the business that happened there.)

"Baby, I add all the ingredients together-" I said.

Joebear interrupted me with a growl as he dried his paws with a paper towel. "No!"

"I say! May I please have an extra side of black beans?" Prince Oliver, Werewolf of London asked in his. black pleather thong. He was a great prince who I served on Sunday afternoons.

"Yes, you may!" Princess Lindsay Carrington said as she served him a side dish of black beans.

"Thank you, kind woman," he said as he started to eat.

"You are welcome, kind sir," Princess Lindsay Carrington said.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!! A man from the United Kingdom entered a kitchen in Untied States of America! He may be infected with the zombie virus!!!!!" PeeWee Herman screamed as he frantically threw the chopped tomatillos in the freezer. "Protect the food!!! Protect the refried beans!!!!" He was frantically putting prepared food in the freezer.

"A zombie werewolf. Sounds about right for 2021. He may radiate us all and turn us into the teenage mutant ninja turtles. I just hope he doesn't make us look like the demons in the Michael Bay movie. That was a disgrace! Ruined my childhood," I said.

"If we don't put the refried beans away, they'll be RADIATED beans! Holy Shit!" PeeWee Herman screamed as he tried to escape the kitchen through the castle window. He remembered to put his mask on (a face that looked like his) before he successfully jumped out of the window.

The remaining cast of PeeWee Herman screamed in agony as they ran around the castle in terror before they, too, put their masks on and jumped out of the window.

"Oh God! Who cares? Refried beans look out something that came out of an asshole!" Joebear yelled. "Fuck it. I'm done. I'm traumatized. I'm playing a game of Dauntless. Fuck this shit. I'm not putting on a mask. I'm not social distancing. Fuck you. "

I cracked up as I made bowls of vegan Taco Mac.

"Just in case there are assholes who like radiated refried beans," Pauno said before he brought refried beans from the heavens. "Low sodium, low carb, gluten free, dairy free, soy free, vegan, organic, made in Heaven, heavy with hormones, and produced in Greece, freshly microwaved at 1200 watts."

Paul the Goat bleated as he hung up his phone before adding radiated refried beans to his vegan Taco Mac. He even added his own goat milk to the Taco Mac. The balance of the world was thrown off because the Taco mac was no longer vegan. He looked at his cell phone and bleated. "WHY ARE THERE 20 messages from politicians in my inbox????!!!!"

As a result, Count Macula, Jr.'s face ended up on eight walls of the castle. One of his faces ended up right next to the picture of the long lost cousin's sister's brother's former college roommate, whom he mentioned was absolutely nobody to him back in Swamp Ass With Bears. Count Macula, Jr. spoke in stereo. "WHY ARE THERE REFRIED BEANS IN MY CASTLE? WHY ARE THEY SENDING ME POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENTS?! MY PARENTS ALREADY VOTED STRAIGHT TICKET REPUBLICAN! WE DON'T WANT THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE IN AMERICA!!!!"

"Because they are a Mexican food," Pauno said. "They're there. Also, I agree. I voted straight ticket Republican. I don't want Rome to govern Greece."

"I will allow it the radiated refried beans time, but never again," Count Macula, Jr. said in stereo. "I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again. I will allow the radiated refried beans this time, but never again."

Count Macula, Jr. repeated himself 64 times. How obnoxious! Eight Count Macula, Jrs. saying the same thing eight times equals 64 times. He was ready to make that 512 times.

The computer Joebear was sitting at caught on fire and exploded. "My frame feels fried," he said as he stared at the flames emerging from the computer before Kissy jumped in his lap. "And, I am going to purge my mailbox of political ads."

I laughed. "I don't know what's going on. I haven't known what's going on for the past two years. I have been writing the same story 512 times, and I'm still not done with it. This is so stupid," I said with a laugh as I playbeat my bear. "I, too, grow tired of the political ads in my mailbox."

"It sounds like you need a raid therapist," Joebear said as he watched the World of Warcraft unfold in Count Macula, Jr.'s castle. "And I need a better group. What a bunch of scrubs."

"THERE WERE FIVE IDENTICAL FLIERS IN MY MAILBOX!!! I AM ONLY GOING TO READ ONE. I WILL PURGE MY MAILBOX OF THESE POLITICAL PIECES OF TOILET PAPER!!!! THERE WERE 20 TOTAL!!!" Count Macrula said as his face on the wall blew fire into the castle. He melted a couple of snowpeople.

Pauno laughed. "Does anyone actually give a shit about radiated refried beans right now?" he asked. "Also, these state is America is decadent. Full of Marxists. May God strike down these evil men in power!"

Before the rest of us screamed, Count Macula, Jr. screamed "Yes!" 512 times. Count Macrula refried and radiated the beans again with his breath of fire.

We heard a bunch of random angry gamers on Cutie Pie's stream shouting swear words at the Giant Count Macula, Jr. raid boss and bitching about politics. Count Macula, Jr. grew to be 30 feet tall. The fuck did we put in the low carb vegan Taco Mac?

Lifeskillers get to be pussies while the grunts take all the risks and make no money in World of Warcraft or Black Desert Online. Even in video games, no one is compensated correctly. Working for someone in America doesn't pay enough for anyone to make bills unless you are a lucky person who works for the corrupt government. And even then the government doesn't compensate correctly because they don't compensate for the mental stress they put their citizens and workers under. Their servers suck and take a shit. Doing your own business is the only way to have any sanity whatsoever.

"Are we getting on VR?" Cutie Pie asked.

"YES!" Tyler1 shouted. "It's for alcoholics and losers!"

"I'M A LOSER!" Peter screamed angrily as he got off the couch he was on.

The screen turned black. Joebear growled and complained that his eyes were sore. His eyes were watering.

Angry gamers were just chattering like hell.

A chubby man in a cat suit meowed loudly as he flew through a window next to one of Count Macula, Jr.'s faces. "I'm a hungry cat in the night, looking for food. And perhaps..." he said as he raised his black eyebrows and widened his blue eyes. "Something else!"

"I'm horny! Bbbbbaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" BioNHack, a goat streamer who played Black Desert Online, said as he screamed like a thunder cat.

The Thunder Cats theme song started to play in the background.

"Whhhooooaaaaa!!! I'm not gay!" Catman shouted as he jumped on a table with nachos and salsas and started eating.

Count Macula, Jr.'s faces shouted ethereally 512 times in the beat of the Thunder Cats theme song, "I'm not gay! I'm not gay! Holy Shit I'm not gay! I'm not gay!"

"How do I join your world?" Cutie Pie asked as he was also dancing to the theme song.

A technicolor screen from the 60s just appeared in Count Macula, Jr.'s castle.

"Find your MD square!!!! Empty square, bro!!!!!!" Cutie Pie shouted to his posse.

"What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?" Count Macula, Jr. asked in stereo.

"I don't know what's happening right now. I'm not trying to guess," Joebear said. He made a noise that sounded like an air compressor. "I used to love WoW. It upsets me to see it turn into a retard fest. I played during BETA!!! I used to respect the game. I don't respect it anymore."

I laughed so hard. "I can't breathe," I said.

"Do you have the Rona?" Pauno asked. "Do you have the plague?"

"Technically yes. I'm from the United Kingdom," Prince Oliver, Zombie Werewolf of London, said. "Also, Braaaainsssss!!!"

A few people stopped eating, put on their masks, and ran out of the exit farthest away from any zombie werewolf.

"MY HOUSE SUCKS!!!!" an angry gamer shouted before he neighed.

"No. I don't have the plague. My temperature is 98.3 degrees Fahrenheit with no symptoms of being a zombie. I'm laughing hysterically," I said. "It gets to be too much." I belly-laughed.

"I'm BIGGGGGG!!! Just too big!!!!" Joebear said as he rolled on the floor and did a cute growl.

A bunch of gamers laughed their asses off before they farted. They were drunk already.

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