#not exactly beat for beat accurate to totk. but had to put another thing of Nicolò Argues With God in.

[youssefguedira]

shows up after 4 hours with this. MAJOR the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom spoilers though i cannot stress enough how major the spoilers are

Rating: General

Summary:

Nicolò, my love,

I hope that you will never have to read this. I hope this will never be necessary. But I cannot find another way to return home, and so I fear it will be.

I have to take the long route, so to speak. And I will need you.

In which Yusuf may be further away than Nicolò could have imagined, but Nicolò will find a way to get him back anyway.

#neon writes #the old guard #kaysanova #joe x nicky #totk spoilers #sorry. main tag #anyway behold. why is this 6000 words? accident. i wrote out a whole folktale for this and it's not even the one in the fic #there's a summary of it. anyway excuse my attempts at fantasy academia i was trying to a) worldbuild b) infodump without infodumping #is this good? i don't know. wrote it for me #not exactly beat for beat accurate to totk. but had to put another thing of Nicolò Argues With God in.