#oc: kawachi sayuri

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Sayuri: Um... OKAY! That was the Prime Minister of Japan, how are you not texting like a thousand people right now?

Arisa: He's a problem, I don't need problems. I fix problems!

Sayuri: Okay, I wish my dating problems were that the guy is the PRIME MINISTER!

Sayuri: Like, last month I had sex with a guy who had a little tiny bandaid on his upper lip and it was just like never explained to me. So the entire time, I was wondering why it was there. Then I thought he got me pregnant, but it turns out it was just extremely distended from giardia. Which is a disease you get from drinking stream water.

Sayuri: So yeah, I'm really sorry that your boyfriend's the PRIME MINISTER.

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SPORTSANIME ORIGINAL CHARACTERS: KAWACHI SAYURI | 河内 小百合

— primary series: kuroko no basuke — school: kirisaki dai ichi (transferred from Fukuda Sogo) — year in chp 1: second year — adult occupation: corporate lawyer — primary endgame: furuhashi kojiro

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