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just-french-me-up · 17 days
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International news reporting on the coming 2024 Paris Olympics : wow amazing venues, events held at Versailles, so fresh, so sophisticated, hon hon oui oui
French news reporting on the coming 2024 Paris Olympics : this shitshow will be the biggest travesty the world has ever seen and we cant wait, let us be Nero playing the violin as Paris burns
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steve thoughts you say? well definitely don't think about steve going all out for your anniversary. don't think about steve cooking your favourite meal for you (side note I'm convinced steve is a good cook because he had to prepare meals for himself all the times his parents weren't there) don't think about steve lighting candles, the ones he knows are your favourites, and leaving rose petals around the house for you to find, don't think about steve making love to you in the most romantic way because he really does love you and wants to have 100 more anniversaries with you. surprise I'm thinking about it.
OH MY GODDDDDDD YOU'RE LITERALLY LIVING MY BRAIN??
please you're always too scared to get your hopes up in case you get disappointed.
but oh honey youve got a big storm comin
steve is ON IT.
the day you got together he wrote it down in his little notepad and planned date nights every month on the day.
but oh my god, one-year anniversary?
you got steve a book of poems and notes youve written over the year. a little scrapbook of memories and diary entries about him <33 you also ordered him some flowers and snacks, and baked him a nice cake. you wanted to make him feel loved and special today <3
he wakes you up with kisses and makes you stay in bed while he makes you breakfast. and youre just laying there being happy that he remembered.
spending all morning together before he sends you off to have lunch with robin and nance so he can set everything up.
when you come home the house is candlelit with roses everywhere and youre so flustered and excited he thinks its adorable.
"you like it baby? yeah. come here i made you food."
and its the same food he made you on your very first movie night alone together because hes so dumb and romantic
he lives for spoiling you and watching you get all flustered. lives. for. it.
he leads you up to the bedroom and watches you giggle and turn red when opens the door to the candle lit room. rose petals on the bed arranged in a heart. sitting in the middle was the necklace and earings he bought you. and of course, a photobook of pictures of you. with little quotes and lyrics, along with a two page love letter that brings you to tears.
by the time he gets your gift youre both crying and its a whole mess but its so perfect.
he pulls you in and kisses you so gently and passionatley, laying you down on the bed and making love to you. fucking you so good your eyes roll back and you moan in his mouth while he kisses you.
finishing the night off with shower sex and naked cuddles. utterly perfect and beautiful.
"happy anniversary my love."
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bimb0beee · 3 years
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stay with me.
suna x y/n
in which youve liked suna for years, suna is a tsundere, and tsukishima is a little shit.
includes tsukiyama, best friends tsuki & yamaguchi, mentioned miya twins, tsukishima is a shit stirrer and we love him for it.
warnings: smut, public funking, big cock suna, stupid suna, a little spit, uhhhhh, also my fics are never beated all mistakes are my own 🥴
wc: 4.1k
The first time you saw Suna Rintaro was at nationals. He was easily one of the prettiest boys you have ever seen. All you wanted to do was introduce yourself to him, but seeing as how they lost to Karasuno… you didn't think he'd give the time of day to a student there.
You debated following him on his socials… but ultimately went against it.
There was no way he'd be interested in you anyway.
The second time you saw Suna Rintaro, you were eating lunch with Kei and Tadashi.
You were midchew listening intently to Tadashi's story when you looked up and saw him.
He was walking with his friends, the twins, and you started choking.
Kei glanced at you while Tadashi fussed to make sure you weren’t dying.
He also happened to glance in the direction you were looking and saw the reason for your sudden choking.
“Y/n, oh my god, are you okay??”
“Tadashi, she's fine. She just so happened to see her four year crush.”
You punched him in his stupid gut.
The third time you saw Suna he was in one of your classes. Along with one of the twins. The one with yellow hair… What was his name again?
You were seated near the back, always keen on avoiding human interaction if you could.
And, of course, they both decided to sit directly in front of you.
Not that they paid you any attention.
Which was fine.
Until your professor told the class they should get someone elses contact information.
Since you were alone, and no one was near you except for Suna and Miya, you had no choice but to give it to Miya when he asked.
“Yo, I’m Atsumu! This is Suna.”
You looked up at, ah his name is Atsumu, Atsumu and smiled shyly.
“Hey! I’m Y/n…”
You took a chance at Suna but he's looking at his phone, not even bothering to give you another glance.
Unknown to you, he was already looking at you, but decided to look away before he got caught by either you or Atsumu.
You offered up your email and number to Atsumu, looking over to see if Suna wanted to as well.
He didn't even look at you, which may or may not have bummed you a bit, but you decided it was better this way.
You and Atsumu exchanged at least which was better than nothing, you suppose.
From then on, you and Atsumu became fast friends. You would try to talk to Suna, but he would just grunt at you or not even bother answering. So you gave up on trying. Which kind of fucking sucked, but if he wanted to be a prick, then you wouldnt bother with that.
Has your crush dwindled? No, of course not.
Atsumu was always talking about Suna and the stuff they were up to and he seemed so wonderful, so it sucked that he wouldnt even look at you.
You're crying about Suna to Kei and Tadashi; you're so distracted you don't even notice them walking in.
But Kei does, and right before you say his name he decides to be nice and cut you off.
“Shut up. Look who’s here.”
You look to glare at Kei and then you look up and, oh my god, of course it's him.
Suna and the Miya twins.
Atsumu notices you and starts walking over to you excitedly like a little puppy.
As annoying as he is, it's so endearing, you can't help but love him.
“Hey, Y/n!”
“Oh, hey Atsumu. Whats up?” You crinkle your eyes at him and in the most subtle way a tick appears in Suna’s eyebrow.
No one notices, except Kei.
He mentally grins.
“Oh, this is my brother! Osamu! We’re twins!”
You laugh and Kei puts his arm around you.
“Wow, really? I would've never guessed.”
You slap your hand on Kei’s leg and tell him to be nice.
He turns to whisper in your ear, “Leave your hand there. I'm testing a theory.”
You look at him with a question in your eyes but decide to listen anyway. Let him have his fun.
“I didn't know you had a boyfriend,” someone who definitely isn't Atsumu says.
You look up, why is Suna talking to you?
“Hmm?” You're staring at him curiously and then he just stalks off.
Atsumu starts to cackle. “What the fuck. He doesn't talk to you at all and then says that shit?”
“Y-yeah. What the hell was that about?”
Osamu is looking at you with sparkles in his eyes and you're about to ask what that means when he's suddenly walking away, “Sorry, gotta go and make sure he doesn't accidentally hurt himself! It was nice meeting you, Y/n.”
“You too…?”
Atsumu catches up to them to see what the fuck that was about.
They're sitting on a bench outside and Atsumu walks up to them trying not to laugh.
“What the fuck was that, Suna? I thought you didn't like her!”
“I don't.” He rolls his eyes, but there's a faint blush to his cheeks.
“Oh my god. You fucking like her.”
“Shut the fuck up, Tsumu.”
“LMFAO.”
“Atsumu, why the fuck did you just say that out loud?”
“Suna, you’re such a fucking tsundere. Why don't you just talk to her, idiot?”
“Why would I do that, when she clearly has a boyfriend?”
“Well, Rin, you didn't even let her answer before you stormed off. Maybe if you actually talked to her, you might find out the truth.”
Suna blinks at Osamu and gives a gentle smile.
“This is why you're my favorite twin.”
“Fuck you, Suna. You can't even talk to the person you like.”
“What the fuck was that. Kei? What the fuck was that?”
You're kind of having a little breakdown. Why did Suna randomly ask that, out of absolutely nowhere. He doesn't give you the time of day, then all of a sudden asks if you have a boyfriend? In what universe is Suna Rintaro living?
Kei is smirking.
“Babe, I think Suna likes you.” Surprisingly, it's Tadashi who speaks.
“Suna doesn't like me, Tadashi. He's clearly an idiot who knows nothing.”
“No, yeah. He totally likes you. He looked like he wanted to kill me.”
“Kei! You can't go antagonizing people!”
“Yes. i can. Especially assholes who think they can say shit when they don't even bother to talk to you.”
You smile wide. Fuck. “Oh my god, Tadashi! Kei loves meeee!”
He blushes and pushes you. “Fuck off, no one even likes you.”
You wrap him in a hug and he's groaning the whole time, but Tsukishima Kei loves you. 
Thankfully, it's friday. Which means you're not going to think about school for the next two days.
Unfortunately, Tadashi is dragging you to a party. Originally, he was only taking you because Kei refused to go. But now there's a change in plans.
You're whining into the phone, “Tadashiiii, if Kei is going then why do I have to??”
A voice, who is most certainly not your sweet freckled baby, answers instead, “Because your stupid boyfriend,” “I dont have a boyfriend, Kei” “is going to be there, and my job is to piss him off.”
“Why do you live off of chaos? What do you get out of it?”
“Pissing people off is one of my favorite pastimes, midget. Get ready.”
And the mother fucker hangs up on you.
One of these days, you swear you're going to kick him right where it hurts the most. 
You walk into the party, Tadashi holding your hand and Kei's hand on your back. It's nice. It's comfortable. You feel like everyone thinks you’re fucking them both. You're not. They’re fucking each other, but that’s a whole other thing you’re not going to get into.
Tadashi goes to get some drinks and Kei takes you to a wall and cages you in.
You blink up at him so prettily, he thinks, if he wasn't in love with his boyfriend, you would've been his next one.
“Kei?” You say so softly and he smirks like the demon he is.
“Saw dumb, dumb and dumbest playing beerpong. I think one of them saw you, so I’m just doing my friendly duty and pissing him off.”
You roll your eyes good naturedly at him and see Tadashi making his way over to you guys.
“Yummy! Give me, give meee!”
Tadashi smiles at you so sweetly and leaves a soft kiss on your forehead.
“I love you, sweetheart!”
“Babe, I'm gonna blush, you womanizer!”
He blushes at that. Tadashi is much too sweet for your teasing but you love seeing how red he can be.
“Shut up, you little brat!”
Suna noticed. He always notices you. He saw the moment you walked in. He narrowed his eyes the moment Kei caged you next to the wall. He also saw when Tadashi kissed you.
The math aint mathin, he thinks to himself.
Atsumu notices his glaring and wants to see what has Suna so angry. At a party.
Then he sees you and who you're with and he laughs in Suna’s face.
“What are you angry about? You never talk to her, idiot. Why don't you change that? Actually, lets go.”
He grabs Suna by his wrist, dragging him across the room to where you three are.
“Y/n! Hey! I didn't know you came to parties!”
You blink your pretty eyes towards them and you smile wide.
“Tsumu! I don't usually, but they wanted me to come and I love them so… Here I am!”
“What, you're not gonna say hi to me, too?”
Now. normally, you would blush and brush it off. But unfortunately, you got some liquid courage in your system because of Tadashi.
“Oh? What's this? Suna is actually making an effort in talking to me?”
You smile so cutely at him and his eyes widen. Is that a blush?
Before he can respond, Atsumu is laughing his ass off.
“She’s got a fuckin point there, Suna!”
“Shut the fuck up, Tsumu. Whose side are you on anyway?”
“Obviously, Y/n’s side.”
You start laughing loudly at their interaction. Kei has a tight grip on your waist and Suna is glaring at the offensive hand.
“You got a staring problem, Suna?”
You glance up at Kei and see a mischievous fire in Kei’s eyes.
“Can you be nice for two seconds, Kei?”
“He's glaring at my hand. Am I supposed to say nothing?”
“Maybe you're just imagining it, hmm?” You say sweetly to him.
He’s about to tell you how stupid you are when someone speaks up, “Hey, Y/n. You wanna go outside? Me and Tsumu are gonna go get some fresh air.”
Kei raises a brow at that, “What, just Y/n? Not us?”
“Nope.” He says, popping the p extra loud.
“Yeah, sure. It's stuffy in here. I'll be back okay? Try not to murder anyone. Love you, bye!”
You make your way outside and find a nice little secluded spot.
It feels so much better than being inside a cramped party where everyone is breathing the same air.
“Wow, it feels so nice out here, huh?”
You have such a pretty little smile all Suna wants to do is kiss you until you're giggling just for him.
“You're really touchy with your friends, aren't you Y/n?”
To your utter surprise, it's not Atsumu who is talking to you.
Atsumu is trying to hold back his cackle; sometimes Suna is too blunt for his own good.
“Hmm, I guess so. I've also known them forever, so it's natural for me to be like that with them. Why, you jealous, Suna?”
You're sitting down squished between Suna and Atsumu and it's giving you butterflies.
Suddenly, Atsumu’s phone is ringing.
“Fuck, its Samu.”
“Yeah? What's up? What? Why did you leave, you stupid… Alright. Stop. Osamu, stop, I'll be right there. Jesus.”
“Sorry, guys. Osamu is drunk and is attempting to walk home alone for whatever reason. I'm gonna go get him. See you guys later?”
“Hopefully! Let me know when he's safe, okay, Tsumu?”
“Yeah, of course, sweetheart!”
You blush, Atsumu has never called you sweetheart before.
Suna knew he was a fucking liar and only doing it to get a reaction out of him. Fucker.
He clears his throat, “We’re friends, aren't we, Y/n?”
You hum, thinking over what he's asking. “Are we, Suna? How can we be friends when you never speak to me?”
You smile oh so sweetly at him and he wants to bite it off of your face.
“We’re talking now, aren't we?”
“I suppose we are, Suna…”
“Call me Rintaro.”
You stammer at his bluntness, “O-okay… Rintaro…” It feels like candy on your tongue.
You’re so fucking cute, he thinks.
“Are you shy? Like a cute little… bunny.”
You stare up at him, eyes wide, face red.
“B-bunny?! Do you go around calling all unsuspecting girls, bunny, Mister Rintaro?”
“Nah. Just the cute ones named Y/n.”
“You're very bold for someone who I just became friends with, aren't you, Rin?”
He puts an arm around you and pulls you closer.
“But, you're so cute, bunny. I can tell you like the nickname. Should I keep calling you bunny? Hmm?”
You're trying to fight the heat on your face, but he's so cute. His words make your insides jelly and you want to kiss him.
“Should I keep going, bunny? Or go back to Y/n?”
You whine at him, “Noooo, Rin…”
Suna can’t help but think how cute you are. He can't help but want to pull more reactions out of you. He manhandles you onto his lap and you're squirming around a little too much.
“Watch it, bunny. If you don't stop you're gonna make this hard for the both of us.”
You stop squirming and cover your face with your hands trying to fight off your blush and embarrassment.
“Rintaro! You can't just say shit like that!”
“Oh? So you want me to get hard? Bunny, you're nasty, aren't you?”
He wraps his hands around your back and snuggles you right next to him so he can whisper naughty things into your ear.
“Bunny, if you wanted me that's all you had to say. I'm all yours, yeah?”
He brings his mouth to plant sweet kisses onto your neck and you're so embarrassed and in shock this is happening to you, you don't react immediately.
Then you feel his teeth sinking into your skin and you let out a breathy moan.
“Oh? What's this? You like being bitten, little bunny?”
“S-shut up, Rin…”
He huffed a laugh against your skin and continues to kiss and nibble at you. He's determined to mark you up so everyone can see just who you belong to.
He moves his hands so they are under your clothes touching your soft skin and it feels so good to have him touching you like this.
“Rin, more, please…”
And who is he to say no to a pretty little bunny?
He gives you the sweetest kiss which is all the warning you get before he's thrusting his tongue into your mouth.
You moan into the kiss and he soaks it up. Your tongues are battling and you've never experienced such euphoria in your life. If you could die right now you would be happy.
He removes himself from your mouth and you whine out a protest.
“Hush, bunny. Open up, yeah?”
You look at him questioningly but do as he says anyway. You open your mouth wide and loll your tongue out just a little bit and he groans at his obedient little bunny.
He stares you dead in the eyes and slowly drops some of his spit into your mouth.
“Don’t swallow until I tell you to, bunny.”
He watches the way his spit runs down into your throat and his dick swells tremendously.
“Okay, sweet baby. Swallow for me, yeah?”
You start to grind down onto his clothed cock and, fuck, it feels so good.
He grabs your hips and helps you rub your tiny little cunt all over him.
“Feel good, bunny? Hmm?”
“Y-yes Rin, feels so good… More…”
“More? Here, bunny? Are you sure?” He laughs into your skin.
You're so delirious with lust it doesn't really occur to you where you are, just that you need to feel him inside you.
“Are you sure bunny? I don't know if your little cunt can take me like this…”
You pout at him, “I can do it, daddy…”
He stiffens at the name. That's new.
“Daddy, please…”
Suna is pretty sure you have no idea what you're saying to him but how can he deny you when you're begging him so sweetly?
“Alright, pretty bunny, let daddy take care of you, yeah?”
Your eyes sparkle in utter happiness and he's struck back for a second. You're going to be the death of him, he thinks.
He goes to move your panties to the side and scoffs. As if he could even call these panties. It's basically a piece of string covering your little cunt.
So, he rips them in two.
“Rintaro! You can’t just rip my fucking underwear!”
You’re pouting at him and, fuck, he wants to shove his cock down your sweet little mouth. Another time, perhaps.
“Hush, baby. I'll buy you more. Not that it was covering much anyway.”
You're about to give him an earful before he's shoving a finger into your sopping cunt.
“Wow, bunny. You're soaked. Is this all for little ol me?”
He's leisurely pumping a long, thick finger in and out of your cunt and it has your thighs quivering.
“Yes, Rin, all for you, always for you,” you cry into his neck.
And all too soon he's taking his finger out and you look into his eyes and watch as he sucks your arousal off of his finger.
“Alright, bunny. Take my cock out.”
You're reaching down to his jeans and just seeing his bulge makes your cunt throb. Fuck, you cannot wait to have it inside you.
You slowly take his cock out and of course it's big and pretty just like him. Can't really say you're surprised about it.
He watches you as your eyes widen in excitement and softly stroke his pretty cock.
“You like what you see, bunny?”
You don't even spare him a glance while you lick your lips and nod softly. You very much do like what you see.
“Alright, sweetheart. It's gonna be a tight fit. Are you sure you want this here?”
“Yes, yes. Rin, please, daddy, please if you don't shove your dick inside me soon I will explode!”
He laughs at your word vomit. You're just so unbearably cute and there is no way in hell he can ever deny you.
“Alright, sweet bunny. Get ready, okay?”
Even when hes about to fuck your brains out, you cant believe how sweet he actually is.
He spits on his dick and lifts you up ever so slightly so he can slip the head inside your quivering hole.
Not that he needed the extra lubrication, he just wanted to make sure it was extra sloppy.
The fat head of his cock makes its way past your folds and you close your eyes with a silent, open mouthed moan.
“Shh,” he coos at you, “look at my sweet little baby, taking my cock raw. Does it hurt, bunny?”
He thinks he hears you growl more at him and he chuckles into the night.
And then he’s sinking you lower and lower and lower, until he's inside you.
All of him is inside you and, fuck, he wants to live in your cunt.
“You take me so well, sweetheart. Were you made for me? Is this cunt made only for me?”
You're babbling a symphony of yes, more, all for you daddy and it's doing everything in his power to not pound you like an animal.
“Rin,” you whine into his ear, “if you dont start moving now im going to walk away and never look back you stupid-”
He grabs your hips and lifts you till he's barely inside you and slams you down onto him.
You're squeezing him so tight, your cunt fluttering around his cock and he's trying not to finish right then and there.
“You're on top bunny, come on, show me, help me out, yeah?”
You can't hear anything; you just have this raw, vicious need for his cock to split you in half.
You start moving up and down as hard as you can and it's the most beautiful feeling you've felt in months.
He's helping you so he reaches a little deeper, you are involuntarily squeezing his shaft, so lost in pleasure.
No one has ever fucked you like Suna Rintaro is currently fucking you.
You're pretty sure no one else will ever measure up to him.
He's sucking hickies all over your unblemished neck, a feral growl in him knowing he's the one who's gonna have his marks all over your precious body.
“S’at feel good, baby? You like when I bite your neck and slam you on my thick cock, bunny?”
“Yes, daddy, yes I love it so much, please more!”
And then he really puts you to work.
He's slamming you down onto him as hard as he can. Your heady arousal is absolutely soaking him. It's so filthy and nasty and perfect and you wouldn't have it any other way.
“God, fuck. You're perfect, bunny. Touch your sweet little clit for me?”
You're so lost in pleasure you don't hear him through the haze of your arousal.
He growls into your ear, “Touch your fucking clit and make yourself cum on my cock or you’re never getting this dick again, bunny.”
You whimper out into the night sky and sluggishly move your hand to your poor, throbbing clit.
You press your finger gently onto it before matching suna’s rough pace.
“God, how can you get any fucking tighter. Its like fucking a virgin, at this point.”
Which makes you rub your clit faster, “Daddy, daddy, please m so close, wanna cum all over your pretty cock!”
He wraps a pretty hand around your throat and demands, “Cum, bunny.”
You cum so hard you see white.
You're moaning and he shoves his tongue into your mouth.
Your cunt is fluttering around his so fucking deliciously he cant help but slam you down one last time and fill your guts with his semen.
You're still shaking in his arms from your orgasm and he just holds you and kisses you through it until you finally relax.
You blink up at him, trying to get some clarity in your eyes.
“Either you're an angel, or you're sent straight from hell. How can the best fuck of my life be at some shitty college party?” You ask him. And then it hits you.
“OH MY GOD, Suna! Why did you let us fuck at some shitty college party?!”
He laughs loudly at you.
“Bunny, you asked. I delivered. Shouldn't you be thanking me?”
“Oh, yes. Thank you so much, Suna-sama, for defiling me at a nasty frat party!”
“Baby,” he smiles mischievously, “anything for you.”
You're laughing into his skin when all of a sudden someone is throwing a towel? at your head.
“Hey, what the fuck-”
You turn to look at the offending fucker and you just see a blushy Tadashi and smirking Kei.
“Kei! Tadashi!” And then you remember Suna’s softening cock is still inside you.
“I cannot believe you nasty fucks couldn't wait until you were at someone’s house. Outside of a party. You're kidding.”
“Shut the fuck up, Kei. Mind your business!”
Suna pulls you protectively to his chest.
Kei laughs at him and rolls his eyes, “Relax lover boy, Tadashi is all the ass I need.”
Tadashi turns into an even blushier mess and hisses at him, “Kei! You don't have to be so lewd!”
They're turning to leave when Kei graces you with a parting gift.
“Good job, Y/n. It only took you 4 years to talk to your crush.”
Fuck. You're going to murder him in his sleep. You know where he lives. You have his key.
“What does that mean, bunny?”
You groan into his chest; you were hoping to avoid this topic forever if you could.
“Ughhhhh, I saw you when you played against Karasuno at nationals and I've just kind of had a crush on you since then,” you say really fast hoping he'll drop it.
Unfortunately, he does not drop it. 
“Well, I guess I have a lot of time to make up for then, don't I, sweet bunny?”
Your heart flutters and you place a heart stopping kiss to his soft lips.
“Can we go now?”
You laugh and yeah. You guess you’re kind of glad you came to this stupid frat party and had a class with Suna Rintaro.
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voidselfshipp · 4 years
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Depth Strider
Summary: the team fortress mercs gain the attention of an unlikely diety
Pt2:
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Chapter 1:
Depht strider
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Was she really going to do it?
She sits there on her motorcycle, as the sun sets, looking at the water that rocked softly against the cliff.
Was she really going to intervene?
She tugs at the hem of the fluffy jackets neck, she was running out of time to make a decision.
Of course she was going to.
She takes off the jacket and stretches taking a run to the water, diving head first with her clothes all draped in water.
The bubbles from her breath Rise up to the waters surface.
The tides come to life as a roar expands in the water like a soundwave.
Her pupils contracts, Forming a reptile like appereance with her emerald eyes, shining softly unbothered by the water.
Her soft thin hands are now deep dark red coloured scaly claws.
Her legs seem of an animal as she strides through the water feeling her wings impulsing her through the dephts of australians ocean.
Oh no, the submarine is already there.
She headbutts it making a dent in the carcass.
Her nose,that became smaller,Like a snout, sniffs something.
Blood.
--Oh fuck!--her voice is distorted, thanks to the water.
She swims under the submarine trying to find a way to claw her way in.
Its a miracle that she hasnt been detected yet.
Her claws dig into the metal exterior holding for dear life as the big submarine impulses through the Ocean.
She can barely hear whats going on.
She needs to find a way in.
Jerico sighs ,when was the last time she attempted this?.
A small jellyfish seems to casually swim towards her, and sticks close to her.
And then the submarine trembles as a huge wave cracked, then the weather Turned badly.
A storm fell on the sea without mercy.
A friendly orca casually helps jerico to jump to an Open hatch.
And as soon as she gets in a mist of evaporated water envolves the room shes in, drying her.
The place is still rocky, her aunt and sister knew how to put up a show.
Everybody in there was freaking out,a perfect moment for her to sneak in the ventilation system.
She needs to Freed them first.
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Hot summer wind hit teufort hard.
That same day,the team of mercenaries disbanded, as their employers died misteriously.
They all went their separate ways, apparently.
Before that however everyone decided to have one last beer togheter
Yes, even spy.
They were being loud, acting as if they all cared for eachother,they did, just they didnt show it to the others.
There,in the corner of a bar, a woman,Drank from her beer while looking at the men in the bar, one of them failed once again to flirt with the female barista.
Jerico felt bad for that guy.
So, she stood up, and Walked over the barista.
Okay jerico, you dads dorky charm needs to work on this Lady.
She cracks her knuckles,leaning over the bar.
The same female barista approaches her.
Jerico returns the smile--Hey,I was just sitting over there--she points with her gaze back at the corner she was sitting-- and couldnt help but just, look at you, I really like how you styled your hair today!
The baristas cheeks turn bright Pink,sttutering over her words-- o oh th thank you!you you also look very cute today!
Jeri giggles, well, im sure youve got more work to do, but how about you give this guy a chance,or if you dont want to, maybe give a chance to me ~
And what do you know?, the barista took some minutes off to talk to the guy sitting with the other men.
--Not only that girl Is a miracle worker but a saint-- a french Man said.
The guy looks at him, and scowls--Go to hell spy...
Jer looks at the men interact from afar,toying with the piece of paper the barista gave her with her number on it.
The old von terra charm never gets old!.
Its now around five pm, and she hears curses from outside the bar as she exists
That same Group of men seem to have some troubles with their car.
--Need help folks?--She asks, hands holding her motorcycle helmet.
--Im sorry --That same guy she acted as a wingman back at the bar said-- I dont see how a Lady like you can know about cars.
'Spy' slaps his arm--scout,thats no way to talk to a Lady
'Lady my ass' she thinks.
--But we'd appreciate the help--the french Man says.
Jerico smiles,that radiant smile of hers is enough to make some of them flustered--Great lemme see--She shoves her helmet to Scouts hands--hold this for me sweet-talker.
She goes under the car, and makes a tiny exclamation sound, then they hear a tiny clicking sound.
--Okay try it now
Spy gears up the car,it sounds as beautiful as it did before
--Mon dieu-- he says under his breath
By that time jer was already standing besides him--Merci mon chéri --the Man kisses the back of her hand while holding it.
Yet he sees nothing but a sweet kind smile, and somehow no blush.
--No need to thank me
She then moves on to the other Mans van.
--mundy is a bit stingy with his van, treat her like a baby -- a Man with a Texas accent said as he opened the vans hood.
--I Will, my dad was a mechanic, so I know what cars can mean to people, altough im alright if he wants to guide me through it, I mean it seems like its very personal so,I dont want to screw thing up
Jerico was indeed a miracle worker because for once Mundy, aka,sniper talked to another human being without sounding awkward
Scout just mouthes 'what the fuck' as the rest of the mercenaries watch their awkward teammate becoming a chatterbox with the misterious Lady helping them.
After ten minutes its all done, and they are good to go
--oi, thanks Sheila--mundy says, scratching the back of his neck.
--Dont mention it--jeri smiles.
--i dont want to sound weird but,whats your name?
--Jerico, jerico von terra
--Thanks jerico--the Man blushes, thank the god that his texan friend decided to help him.
--Come on we gon be late!
--Im coming Dell im coming!
And so the aussie Man, walks to the van and they drive off.
Jer puts on her helmet and drives just behind them,without them noticing.
They peeked her interest.
And what a rowdy bunch they were.
And so for the past months she has been following the other in each corner they went.
Scout,never shuts up.
Spy is a bit too classy.
The texan Man, Dell is very Smart and sweet.
Sniper, seemed awkward, and he was, but while he was on a supply shopping spree she saw the tiniest hint of his good heart.
But then there was this other Man, a cheeky German doctor, who liked to play god.
She remembers when was the first time they actually spoke.
He was still in América, going to a café by himself one day.
She decided to follow him, asking herself if he found it,would he find her creepy?
But as she was, the goddess of willpower, had low tolerance for people who berrated someone or made fun of other people.
She didnt like bullies at all.
The german Man had odd manners and behaviour , jerico wasnt weirded out, after what her family has got going on nothing surprises her.
That day at the café however , her temperamento got the best of her.
A Man taller than the german doctor,who his teammates reffered to him as 'Medic' , pushed Him--You should look where youre stepping, freak
Medic could fend off for himself, but jerico was faster than him.
--How about you say sorry for bumping into him?
Jeri came behind medic with her arms crossed.
--What is he?your boyfriend?--the Bully asked
She chuckles and looks at the german Man with a Sly smile--Hes very handsome, he could be my boyfriend, but you,poor you Will die alone with that assholness of yours
The Man didnt seem to take that too Kindly,he tried to slap her but her hand catched her wrist.
--i May be using a skirt but trust me boy I can kick your ass in more ways than you can imagine,lets make this easy shall we?
Yet the Man didnt want to make nice, he tried to hit her, to break free.
--Ill take that as a no
Medic was too amused so he sat back with a huge grin on his face.
And low and behold jerico did kick the bullies ass.
She twisted his wrist,the german doctor swore he could hear cracking as she did so, quickly positioning behind the Man and hitting behind his knees making him fall, jer still had a strong grip around his wrist,her foot stomped on his back , keeping him down.
--Leave.
Her voice is strong and firm,she lets go and the Man runs away, tripping in the main road.
Medic laughs trying to seem somewhat sane.
--May I repay you zhe favour my dear?
And so they stayed over, sitting in a quiet corner and chatting.
He was very charming,And actually got some giggles out of her.
But of course not everything can be fun and happy.
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mingi-bubu · 4 years
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Watch “The Untamed” with Me!
Episode 6
oh its nighttime and mr nie huaisang is sneaking around
and doing special knocks
alkdjflaskdj he went to grab peanuts
i lvoe it theyre breaking clan rules arent they
he sounds like hes in love with it
me and jiang cheng share the same braincell
oh theyre arguing again :(
aklsdfj;laskdj hes really exposing his brother im screaming
aksdjfl;kasdjf;lkasjdflkasdfasdlfj;kasdkf he really just shows up
the lil fingies on the sleeve
the way that nie huaisang and jiang cheng just bolted im deceased
kings
oh my god wait
this is going to be him taking a sip and then passing out
isnt it
i love this so much
lmaksfjdapoiewhpueirah he just went *thunk*
hes such a lightweight im in love
the toss of his hair
hilarious
alsdkfjasl;kdfjasl;kdfj hes so dumbbb
omg hes so cute
i love the baby drunk
wait no stop being mean to the baby drunk
bro that is not his father.... yikes
oh commercials are evile
oh yikes
wei ying
you ... yikes
oh so thats why he doesnt like dogs
oh thats
the piano slaps
oh thats such a pretty teawhat
oh my god i would be so bad at using that
nobody knows nothing is what im getting out of this
we are getting all of the tea about this
omg
oh the babieeee
he just
flopped
i wonder how many times yibo cracked while filming this
hey now
whats the backstory with his mami???
i love that elder jade laughed and then was like wait what the fuck
oh im going to hate this next part no?
grounded
oh
oh shit
he just be saying things
dick
three hundred
jesus
i was right i hate this
elegant room mm im sure
aksdfj;lkasjd the siblingness
jiejie said i will make soup
al;ksdjflaksdjfthe sibling trio i love them
two weeks
waht the
jeeze
that is
mmmm humain rights issue
its nice to know that wwx is like his mami
what does
that meannnn
what does the beard thing mean??
oh wen qing sending back news about my son
commercial break :/
wh
ooohhh ok ok that explains the water spirits going a bit fucky
he doesnt look like hes in much pain now
alsdkfja;sldkfj hes just
so fun
flinging his lil boots off and everything
alskdfjal;sdkjf he jsut moves aside
i mean
like did you expect him to be all friendly and shit after you got him drunk and beat by his uncle?
im not liking this
there goes wwx
and there goes lz
oh shit what the fuck that cant be good for their bruises
oh i dontlike this
and the fog rolls in
thers an?????  alter???
really really not liking this
and he walks forward
hes like in a trance it seems
wei ying got yeeted
its so prettyyyy
oh that was so BUNNIES OMG
omg they got turned into rabbits
yooo cool trick
dope holy shit
yes that was about the sword returning
is this the super dope thing that lz used in like e2?
YOOOOOO THE EFFECTS IN THAT HOLY SHIT
commercials e.e
that was so pretty
thats such an oddly specific feature of lan clan
was
was it playing itself
her?
his mami?
this is
vageuly horrifing
well y’all are unfortunately gonna become real familiar with i soon
oh shes so pretty
her outfit is gorgeous
about?
hhhhhhhh
aljflkasdjf “youve got a big storm coming”
the lan sect grounds are extensive and pretty
is jiejie okay?
and break his legs
okay me too
jiejie what are you doing
oh no JIEJIE
ugh this guy
take your hands off my wife
i mean if y’all are already engaged to be married why act like this?
aldsfkjasldkj lan zhan said BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNBUNBUN
is she a spirit?
so shes alive but faked her death to live in a cold cave and raise rabbits?
incredible of her honestly
oh thats
thats the yin tiger seal thing isnt it?
oh no lan yi is on her way out i think
oh jesus dude thats ummm
as the youth say
fucked up
rat man
the black tortoise of slaughter
thats probably very apt
i mean like....that was the logical next step
ohhh the burial mounds that we saw earlier
its impossible to fcleanseit of all of that resentment
wow that guy was fucked up on something
ugh commercials i hate you
oh damn wei ying and lan yi *handshake emoji* thinking the same thoughts
yeah like its so unflexible ???
oh wow
let her down?
isnt that wwx’s mami that shes talking about
a cold pool that never freezes thats p dope
this is foreshadowing isnt it
to what wwx path will be
oh flashback time i hate but love
literally her outfit slaps so hard
the rogue cultivator is not having it
huge disaster?
oh yikes
ma’am
MA’AM
THATS BLOOD MA’AM
i dont know what this is trying to
oh okay
holy shit
ma’am
thats
damn
wow thats heavy like yeah
i would end the episode here too
so thats the end of this episode
i LOVE the amount of backstory we’re getting which like i know that we are going back to wei ying’s life 16 years ago but still
anyways thank you for reading!!!
stay safe and stay healthy <333
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patchofsunlight · 4 years
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Ah okay well I suppose I don’t need to stay anonymous anymore so hii
But thank you I really appreciate that 🥺
Okok I’m gonna work on some hw and then eat and watch it!! I’m soo excited!!
He seems like a really interesting and complex character. Hehe now I wanna learn more abt him like why he’s the way he is and does the stuff he does. Ah I gotchu ;)
Aw lmao I didn’t even finish season 1 oop- hehe I’ll watch it until season 7 😂 thank you for all the tv show recommendations. I’ve been trying to find stuff to watch after finishing atla like 5 months ago. I keep rewatching it lmaoo
AW NO WORRIES ILYT ☺️❤️❤️
I honestly don’t know why my mind loved to create dreams like that. I’m so glad I forgot too cause idk how Id fall back asleep after that
Omg I had soo much funn! 🥰🥰 Sorry I had to leave I had to get ready for my vocal lessons lol. When we were imposters I vented into security right in front of brown but I guess they had cameras pulled up on their screen and just didn’t see me but I thought I got caught lmaoo. And then I killed someone and accidentally self reported but I was so glad no one suspected anything 😂 -🌙
HEY BABY 🥰🥰🥰🥰 can i keep on calling you moonie the nickname grew on me
IM EXCITED TOO!!! TELL ME EVERYTHING i say that every time i’m sorry but i want to KNOW also feel free to message me if you want so we can talk about it 😚😚 hehe
HE’S AN AMAZING CHARACTER!!!!!!! but i might be biased because i had decided i was gonna love him even before i started watching LMAOOOO and NDJWISKWKZJ I SAW IT I SAW YOU SENT ME THE ASK OH HONEY YOUVE GOT A BIG STORM COMING i’m kinda busy now and bakugou needs my entire attention so i’ll write it later
YES AMAZING then tell me about it okay i LOVE when people watch stuff that i like lmao fnekcowkxjwos and okay like. same after i finished atla i just IMMEDIATELY rewatched it it’s so fucking good
bro??? idk either please remember to take care of yourself because stress causes nightmares!!!!!! your health comes first!!!! even before your crazy assignments!!!
that’s fine i had to leave later for the exact same reason LMAOOO LOVE TO SEE IT singing pals
NFJWIZKWK YES YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD IMPOSTOR MOONIE CONGRATS YOURE AMAZING!!! we have to play together again sometime!!!!!
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Do you think Newt has issues about touch too? Like, Hermann had a pretty cold upbringing and may not have had too many (if any) intimate relationships so his issues make sense. But I can imagine Newton "will sleep with anyone who will have him" Geizler mistaking physical contact for actual affection and taking A LONG TIME to realize that people are just using him for sex because they know he's desperate for attention. Can you imagine how that would screw with his mind?
i shared this ask in a gc because it made me SAD and like three people were like NEWT/HERMANN FIRST MEETING GOING BADLY BC OF THIS so. like. i hope youre happy for the conflict-in-a-hallmark-romcom ficlet youve wrought
Everything with Hermann went spectacular, frankly, more spectacularly than Newt could’ve ever hoped for. That he imagined. He imagined a lot of things--he imagined Hermann as an uptight asshole who’d turn his nose up at everything Newt did, he imagined weirding Hermann out in the first ten seconds (he talks too fast, talks too much, has a tendency to shout and interrupt when he gets excited, and boy, does Hermann get him excited), he imagined an awkward silence over coffee for forty minutes as they made polite small talk until one of them found a way to excuse himself. He imagined Hermann inviting him up to his hotel room. He imagined that one a lot. 
None of those things happen. And that’s okay, frankly--it’s very, very okay. Hermann is amazing, Hermann is awkward, Hermann is funny, Hermann has a smile that makes Newt’s knees turn to jelly and he snorts when he really laughs and he twists his glasses chain in embarrassment when Newt compliments him too much, and Hermann is beautiful, Hermann is--not that Newt didn’t already know it--the love of his life, 100%, no questions.
Newt wants to drop to one knee right here in this coffee shop and ask Hermann to hyphenate their last names and adopt cats or 2.5 babies or whatever the fuck Hermann wants with him.
He doesn’t, but they do decide to go to dinner. Hermann’s treat.
“I insist,” he says over Newt’s protesting, and his toothy smile turns mischievous (and Newt’s heart twists and flips and God, he loves Hermann). “I informed my father about my meeting a very important colleague this weekend--purely to discuss business, of course--and he insisted on covering my expenses. I believe he’s under the impression you’re going to write us a check, or something along those lines.”
“I wonder why he thinks that,” Newt says, grinning back. He’s hardly touched his iced coffee (that’s how absorbed he is by Hermann), just keeps playing with the straw.
“I may have implied you’re a tad bit more prestigious,” Hermann says. “And richer. And older. Regardless, it was the only way he’d’ve let me set aside our work for longer than an hour to meet you. If I’d told him that you’re--well.” He colors, and takes a comically long sip of coffee.
“That I’m what?” Newt’s grin widens. 
“We’re not exactly colleagues, are we?” Hermann says.
They’re not. They swap work, criticism, praise, suggest improvements and offer encouragements, but none of that can make up for the fact that Hermann’s very first letter to Newt was little more than fanmail, and that Newt’s reply was little more than the same, and that their current correspondence consists of personal anecdotes three-fourths of the time. Newt’s far more likely to ask after Hermann’s day than he is his latest project. “We’re not,” Newt agrees. 
“Dinner?” Hermann repeats, almost shyly, and Newt nods.
There’s a restaurant across the street from Newt’s hotel, and dinner goes even better than coffee. It goes really well. So well that Newt gets bold and invites Hermann up to his hotel room for drinks--on him, from the overpriced minibar, because if Hermann covers their overpriced dinner it’s only fair that Newt cover something, too, and Hermann (flushed pink and a little--adorably--giddy from his single glass of red wine) nods happily and accepts.
On the elevator ride up, with Hermann on his arm talking at length about how amazing Newt’s latest article was, Newt mulls it all over. Newt really likes Hermann. (Newt is head-over-heels in love with Hermann.) Newt’s liked people before Hermann, but no one’s ever liked Newt as much as he’s liked them. (Newt is a spectacularly bad judge of character.) There’s no way for Newt to be sure that Hermann is also head-over-heels in love with Newt. Hermann laughs at his jokes, doesn’t he? Is Hermann not practically draped over Newt right now? He bought Newt dinner, he’s coming up to Newt’s hotel room (how could he not know what Newt meant by drinks), he keeps touching Newt, keeps smiling at Newt, keeps telling Newt how brilliant and intelligent he is and how much he admires his work. We’re not exactly colleagues.
“You have a balcony,” Hermann says in mild delight when Newt shows him in, and Newt’s not sure what he was going to say next (maybe ask if they could sit out on it, maybe if Newt would mind him using it to take a smoke break eventually, Newt’s really gotta get him out of that habit) because he shoves Hermann against the door and starts kissing him.
And Hermann clings to his jacket with one hand and kisses back. 
When Newt pulls away, panting, Hermann’s smile (open-mouthed and wide and toothy) is so bright it almost aches to look at. “Oh, Newton,” Hermann says, in quiet wonder. “I’d always hoped--”
Score, Newt thinks, and he cuts Hermann off for a second time that night and goes back in, kissing harder, more insistently, shoving his tongue in Hermann’s mouth and running his hands up and down Hermann’s chest. Hermann’s sexy as hell under all those frumpy layers, Newt’s positive of it, probably got nice pecs--Newt bites down hard enough on Hermann’s lip to draw blood, and Hermann yelps a little and tightens his grip--and biceps that are just begging to be admired by someone like Newt. “Newton,” Hermann gasps when Newt switches to biting and sucking down his neck, “Newton, darling, wait--”
(No, Newt thinks, I can’t wait, we can’t wait, if we stop you’re going to realize you don’t actually want me and I’ll be alone--)
“Newton,” Hermann says, more firmly, and Newt realizes that Hermann means it so he immediately backs off. He’s made a mess of Hermann already: dorky haircut mussed, glasses fogged up, blazer askew, bitemarks purpling up his neck, pupils blown wide and dark and obscuring the warm, pretty brown of his eyes. It’s really hot. (Newt wants Hermann so bad, so, so bad, and he’s sure Hermann wants him, so why did Hermann want him to stop?) “Don’t you think we’re moving rather fast?”
All of Newt’s relationships move like this, and Newt entertains--briefly--the fact that Hermann isn’t like Newt’s other relationships, but the panic from earlier settles in (if they wait, if they don’t move fast, Hermann will realize he doesn’t want Newt) and is joined by a fresh new panic (Hermann doesn’t love Newt like that, Newt is scaring Hermann off with his feelings). Newt crooks his fingers through Hermann’s belt loops and forces himself to smile. “It’ll be fun,” he says, with equally forced casualness. Nothing serious. Nothing groundbreaking. As far as Hermann’s concerned, it doesn’t have to mean anything at all.
Something shifts in Hermann’s expression. “Fun?” he echoes.
“We don’t have to make a whole big deal out of it,” Newt says, still so casual. “We can just--”
It’s the wrong thing to say. The catastrophically wrong thing to say. Hermann shuts down entirely, places his hand on Newt’s chest and pushes him away, gathers up his discarded cane. “I see,” he says, icily. “Well. Thank you for your time, Newton.”
“Wait,” Newt says, panic rising fast in his chest, suffocating him, because this isn’t what was supposed to happen (he was supposed to marry Hermann), but he should’ve expected it, really, he screws up everything. He grabs at Hermann’s sleeve. “Wait. Hermann--”
“And thank you for clarifying just exactly what I mean to you,” Hermann continues, wrenching his arm away. “Enjoy the rest of the conference.”
He storms out.
He doesn’t answer Newt’s texts that night.
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moonchildhcs · 5 years
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friends to lovers au
youve accumulated an interesting and lovely friend group over the years !!! from felix, your aussie meme supplier to persi, your chaotic fool ! 
but honestly? youre most grateful for your lovely (ahemboyahem)friend hyunjin !! bc honestly,,,
you two have been friends since diapers and have been together through thick and thin, from bad haircuts to weird crushes ! 
you guys binge watched random shows together, cried together, camped out for concerts together, and so much more !!
he always without fail, knows what to say or do to make you feel at least a bit better and to regain enough energy to get through your day no matter how bad its been going
hes always been a pillar of support, and even when you called him at 4am because you cant sleep and youre exhausted and sad he sings you back to sleep and talks you through whatevers got you buggin
and it means so very much to you because youve had the misfortune of meeting some nasty people in your life, and theyve come and gone but hyunjin has consistently been there for you ! a lovely friend and your #1 supporter
and the same applies to him ofc!!! when he cries because he doesnt know if he can pursue his dreams, when he stresses over examinations, when hes craving jack in the box at 2am youre right there with him (even if you might be tired oops)
and youre quite the romantic so sometimes you look at your friendship like There Is No Way Our Friendship Is Real ! but it IS and its marvelous !!!
but ,,, on the topic of you being quite the romantic,,, your heart gets the BIGGEST dokis when youre around him
like youre absolutely enamored with his passion, his dedication, his energy, just, everything about him has you head over heels !!
and it doesnt help that hes also just incredibly cute. but also he represents the duality of man and you just generally feel attacked on all fronts like he is Cute And Hot And TALENTED He Is The Whole Package
but like,, over your dead body youd let him know you have a massive crush on him
bc above all else hes been one of the few people consistently by your side and you dont know what you would do with yourself if you somehow messed it up? but little do you know hyunjins thinking the exact same thing
but anyways
you and the gang go camping !!! it is summer break so it is warm and nice and although there are bugs you also dont have to worry about a storm carrying off with your tents
however,,, a miscalculation has occurred bc persi was initially VERY against going camping so bang chan only brought ten tents but ultimately they came after much convincing from minhos end
so,,, someone is either going without a tent or two people are sharing
and there was a Lot of discourse going on about who would be sacrificing their sleep to share a sleeping bag (incredibly close and pretty intimate) or sacrificing their sleep to the elements
however, seungmin was like :^) how about the last people who are awake can decide if theyll share or if one of them goes without the sleeping bag ! and everyone agrees
but you,, stay silent,,, because you notoriously stay up super late
“sleep is for the weak”
ah how your ideologies bite you in the ass now
first the youngest kids start to knock out like jeongin and jisung and felix and seungmin
and then bang chan and woojin who stayed up all night before producing and practicing singing, respectively
and then changbin, who was just rlly tired
and then minho and persi, who passed out after an Intense game of uno
which left you and hyunjin and youre internally freaking out bc even if you Insisted on sleeping ad facing the elements hyunjin is stubbornly nice and would make you take the sleeping bag
so you blurt out “do you want to just share the sleeping bag? its not much different to the sleepovers we had as kids”
and hyunjin looks calm and collected and goes “sure :^)” but internally hes SCREAMING in glee because hes exhausted but he Needed to stay up so it can play out the way he wanted it to which was : cuddle you
so you two separate to change into some pjs before slipping,, into the sleeping bag together
and it takes some shifting and adjusting but then !! hyunjin is big spoon and you are small spoon and you are so tense and awkward because HECKHECKHECK HES SO CLOSE
but then hyunjin kinda sleepily breathes against your neck
“relax”
and you just,,, turn into mush on the spot because thats so cute but incredibly attractive
and you two fall asleep, cuddling like that
and you wake up in the morning to bright lights and the sound,,, of people LAUGHING and you open your eyes to someones camera pointing directly at you
and as you wake up a bit more you realize,, that you and hyunjin shifted and you are lying down ON HIM, head tucked into his neck and his arms wrapped around your waist and you want to shriek
and then you feel hyunjin shift and you are MORTIFIED as he whispers a husky good morning and you zip zip that sleeping bag open, say a hushed good mornin before NYOOMING away from the hyunjin and your friends, currently crooning over the pictures of you and hyunjin cuddling on persi’s phone
you sneak into persis tent and change into some of their clothes because it Does Not Matter You Need To Yeet And Get Over The Embarassment
so you head down to the lake nearby and sit down on a log and just,,, repeat the scene of you looking up at hyunjin as youre laying on him, remembering the heat he radiated, the way he smelled, and youre like u//w//u but also :OOOO oh no youve got it bad
and you dont realize it but a few hours pass and everyone else is kinda like hm we might have made her mad lets give her some time to herself but hyunjin feels bad because what if youre upset at HIM poor baby
and so he goes down to the lake and he sits down next to you
“sorry if i made you uncomfortable. i know you said we should share the sleeping bag but i probably embarrassed you this morning”
and you,,, youre not only in love but also WHY IS HE BLAMING HIMSELF and you just,,, profess your love
and you just go on and on about how you really had a crush on him since you were tots and how hes just too nice and too sweet and his heart is too big for his chest and how he needs to look out for himself just as much as how he looks out for you but hes such a DUMMY for never realizing that youve had heart eyes for him this entire time
and youre just ranting about how uch you love him and you dont see the love in his eyes and so he shuts you up by giving you the sweetest kiss youve ever had in your LIFE
and hes like “i love you too angel :^)”
and you two walk back to camp, hand in hand, as persi SCREECHES and screams that theyll send you the photos that sparked this beautiful relationship
everyone is hollering but you and hyunjin just smile at each other, content
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Imagine your OTP has just had a small, petty fight or argument. Neither one of them is really upset, they’re just both kind of annoyed. “Come on, you know I love you.” Says person A. “Prove it.” Says person B. “Sure. I’d do anything for you.” Says A. Person B then proceeds to tell A to do something absolutely ridiculous. A gladly does it, much to B’s amusement. -yall are at the drive in with twobit, soda, pony, and dal -you were jokin around with two bit because thats how he isssss -but you know how dal is, hes the jealous type. -dal comes back from getting popcorn for the gang and hes FUMING -all the creative swear words. all of em. -he makes a big fuss over throwing the popcorn in the trashcan so literally everyone turns around and you catch a glimpse of him running away -”oh my god! not again dal!” -you run home after him cause yall live pretty close to the drive in -and everyone knows not to mess with dally winstons girlfriend so you know that no ones gonna try anything on you -you can take care of your own but yknow how he is. overprotective. too overprotective -no seriously he once flipped a blade on someone talkin with you. just talking -you didnt even know the guy you were just standing outside of school waiting for dal to pick you up and the guy just asked if there was a quiz the next day and boom theres a blade -”dallas winston.” “y/n y/l/n.” “why are you like this?” “because i am.” “oh my GOD dallas. i dont fucking get it two bit talks like hell to anyone and everyone. you cant expect him to stop. am i not allowed to talk to anyone anymore? what the hell is your problem?” “god, y/n.” “what now?” -it was short but it was enough. -he just storms into yalls room and slams the door shut -and you just feel hopeless and scared and you wonder if you hurt him too bad even though hes taken more but youve always been delicate around him cause you dont wanna push him around more than hes already been pushed -but still both of you are way too stubborn to actually talk to each other -and you know hes just annoyed and he just doesnt wanna lose you. two bit has his humour. soda is (to put it lightly) an angel sent from heaven. ponys sweet and smart. darrys hardworking and caring. steves got the same interest in cars as you. hell even johnnys got somethin, even if he looks like a baby and hes like yours and dallys kid but what does dally have. he always wonders what he has cause hes just a troublemaker and hes in jail a lot and gets into fights what does he HAVE. -but you know he has so much more than just being a troublemaker -so much more. -finally you get up cause you cant stand being without him for a long period of time -spoiler alert -it was like 20 minutes -you walk in and say in your shitty impression of him “come on doll, you know i love you!” -hes lying down turned away from you but you can still hear the smile in his voice when he says “prove it.” -you sit down on the bed and say “sure. i’d do anything for you, doll.” -he sits up and says,” do somethin’ stupid.” -”ok well,” you thought and remembered,” one time, i shit my pants at a rodeo because I thought the whole reason they were doing this was to ram the horse into the crowd.” -he laughs his weird laugh and you melt again and everything's alright -”you were a smart kid, eh babe? thats my y/n” -you turn off the light and nuzzle into his chest -and he thinks you're sleeping and he whispers,”why was I ever mad at you, hon? You didn't do nothin’, baby.” he smoothes your hair down and kisses the top of your head and even quieter he says “I love you.” -a minute later you say,”I know.”
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Jeno || bad boy (ang/f.)
+Where the self entitled bad boy unknowingly experiences love at first sight for a girl he planned to make his next victim+ *warning: shit ton of swearing* New school new me, that was how it was. My dad moved us here so he could be closer to his job, however it definitely wasn't the first time we've ever moved. I've been to many places around the world, Israel, Brazil, America, Mexico, Spain etc. you name it I've probably been there. Right now his job is held in Korea for a few years, I wasn't as nervous despite the whole culture shock thing in fact I was very excited like I usually am about these things. Some people would be annoyed and yeah I am but I've always loved traveling and meeting new people and making friends, it was fun for me to do so. What sucked however was not the language barrier I experienced with most visits to countries but instead that I would have to go to school instead of preferably being homeschooled. And today was my first day of a new school with many different people, new language, new culture, new faces, new drama. I was never fond of drama but there was always that one girl in all my other schools who made it their goal to ruin me like their lives depended on it. Upon entering the school I was already experiencing what I expected. That being odd looks, glares, whispering, pointing, snickering, mocking, or genuinely surprised looks. I couldn't blame them for looking at me so quizzically I was way different anyways, it took no genius to notice my tanner skin, naturally colored hair, along with many other features. I kept my head up high in order to not to be a target that easily. "Hi!!!" I flinched at the loud dolphin like boy in front of me, as much as I wanted to smack him for being so loud I held myself back and gave him a smile before returning his hello. "My name is Chenle, I was new you're new so what's your name?" He held out his hand I didn't hesitate to shake it. "Hi I'm y/n, um if you don't mind while you're here can you please show me to the office?" I felt bad for asking but it had to be done or else I'd never go to class. He gave me an excited smile before linking his skinny arm with my own and basically dragging me to the office where he translated for me the whole time. I found it amusing because he definitely didn't know that I studied the language before coming here like I usually did with the other countries. I wanted to let him know it was alright but he looked so happy while helping I couldn't help but let him. "The big fat turd said she forgot to finish your schedule and that it would be done in a few days and that you have to follow an assigned classmate till further notice." He snickered with a knowing smile. "Jesus Chenle you better hope she can't understand you..." I chuckled silently so we wouldn't get scolded for disrupting the peace of the already boring office. "This woman? No way we're good she can barely understand Korean considering she is Korean much less our own language." I gave him an impressed look and walked right behind him after bidding goodbye to the already fed up lady. "Here." He said handing me a paper with a class number on it. "You should get going I would take you but we're in different grades meaning that's another building and listen I love you but I'm not getting a detention because of you." He held his hands up in defense before running off in the distance. The kid was something else I thought. Looking at the paper which read '3-B' I sighed before making my way to the class which thankfully was in the next building not too far away. However, just as I was getting to the class I saw what I assumed was my teacher outside, with arms crossed and a heavy glare set on me. Great, late on the first day. "Im sorry teacher...." I bowed like I was taught to do so in situations like these, "I accidentally made a wrong turn....again I am sorry!" I bowed again not forgetting to keep my hands on my sides respectfully. "It's alright, you're new so I will excuse it bUT do not make this an ongoing thing- AYE LEE JENO! WHY ARE YOU LATE! YOUVE BEEN HERE LONGER YOU KNOW THIS IS-" "Oops" The teacher held his temple as that Jeno kid shoved right past us into his seat. "Don't mind him Ms. L/n, he's a nobody, won't do any harm. Now let's get in there and introduce you." I thought his words were a but harsh but instead of confront him I nodded and walked behind him into the class. "Class, today you will meet our new classmate, Ms. L/n can you introduce yourself." I gave him a single nod before turning to the class. "Hello everyone, my name is f/n and I am from _____. Please take care of me as a fellow classmate." A few boys whistled while the girls didn't hesitate to give me disgusted glares before snickering towards their friends. "Ah that's right! Class listen up!" The class quieted down before waiting for the teacher to speak, "Our friend here actually has no schuedule yet thanks to the lovely Ms. Shin, therefore I will actually choose someone for her to shadow behind till further notice, any volunteers?" I grimaced at the amount of roudy boys who yelled 'me!' 'Please me!' Etc. I hoped to God I wouldn't get them. "Ah perfect we have a volunteer!" My teacher announced with an evil tone, everyone quieted down before looking at the so called volunteer. "Where is he?" That Jeno kid looked around when he realized everyone was looking at him. Great. "You found him!" My teacher smiled grimly, Jeno glared at him before turning his icy gaze to me. Shit shit shit shit. "Why me." Shit ok bitch. "Why not you?" My teacher crossed his arms in amusement. "Because I already got girls behind me 25/8! I don't need her trailing behind me like some lost dog!" Ouch sHit ok. "Take your seat right next to him Ms. L/n, may God be with you." I slowly nodded and made my way towards the back of the class where the boy occupied a desk next to an empty one. "Hello...." I muttered as I sat down, I obviously didn't expect him to return my greeting considering his behavior not even a few minutes ago. He sighed took out his phone while everyone began taking notes. How did I find myself in this predicament? I couldn't think but repeat the question several times throughout our lesson. Me and Jeno didn't talk at all, but I could feel him glaring at me the whole time during class. Right as the bell rung he stood up and tried to sneak to the door but before he could get out our teacher stopped him. "LEE JENO!! I know what you're up to and im not letting it happen again. If you ever ditch her I'll make sure you get suspended. We both know why you wouldn't like that." Jeno glared at the teacher before making his way towards me angrily. "Hey what the-" with an angry grip Jeno held my tiny wrist in his hand while dragging me out forcefully. "Hey wait Jeno stop! You're hurting me!" I yelled loud enough for only us to hear as he stormed down the hall with me behind him. He threw my wrist out of his grip causing my arm to make a cracking noise, I held my wrist in pain before glaring at him. "Lemme tell you this right now sweetie. Since you're new, and I'm being forced into this you're obeying all my rules." He put his face close to mine as he spoke. "Im not doing shit, look I don't know who you think you are but-" he grabbed my wrist again this time not moving but instead just gripping it with anger. "You're going to be here for a while, if you want to live nicely I suggest you do as I say.... you wouldn't want to suffer during your stay right?" I opened my mouth to say something only to forget as I realize that this kid didn't care about what I had to say. I decided to not argue with him and just try to go along with it for the time being, it's not like I had to deal with it forever. "Now if you're done annoying the absolute shit out of me I'd like to go see my friends so if we could just move along that would be great." He gave me a sarcastic smile before dragging me the way a dog would with one of it's toys. Just as we reached the enterance of the cafeteria Jeno let go of my wrist and turned to me. "Now listen up, you're to stay with me and my friends. DO NOT try and make friends with my friends or anyone else. Got that?" I huffed at him before nodding. "Might as well tell me to stop breathing...." I muttered as he lead me towards his group of friends who took up a space in the middle of the cafeteria. He sat down and Immediately started talking with a kid who had one of the cutest smiles ever, I mean of course after Chenle. I remained standing up as I wasn't invited to sit down and it would've been rude if I just plopped down. "Hey, why are you just standing there? Who is it you want to confess to?" A kid with tan skin similar to my own gave me a bored look. "Oh im not here to confess, I was actually dragged here...." I held my hands up in defense as he gave me a look of amusement. "I was kidding, I saw the whole thing in the hallway, here you can sit with me." Unknowingly I was breaking Jeno's first rule 'DO NOT make friends with my friends'. "Thanks....um.." "Donghyuck." "Yeah, at least for now you're the only nice kid I met beside some other kid I met earlier." I admitted as I took a sip of my water. "For now? Jeez I thought we had something!" He laughed obnoxiously causing me to laugh too. "Anyways how do you know Jeno?" Donghyuck asked as he shoved a whole starwberry in his mouth. "Know Jeno? Oh no baby no. That kid wants nothing to do with me." I chuckled as I took out my lunch box containing only fruits because I didn't have that much of an appetite. "I can tell, look at your wrist how does skin get that red?" He said while examining my feeble wrist. "Im actually really weak, when he did that I honestly felt like I was about to burst out crying in front of everyone." I said taking my hand back to get a plastic fork out of my container. I stabbed into a dragon fruit slice before realizing there was a gaze on me, looking up I realized Jeno had been listening to me and Donghyuck. I took my eyes of him before turning to Donghyuck who was shooting daggers at Jeno,of course I hadn't noticed this at the moment. "Is that all you're going to eat?" Donghyuck asked worriedly as he pointed to the several fruit slices in my container. "Yeah, is there something wrong with it?" I asked him before taking another slice and putting it into my mouth. He sighed and put his hand on my cheek before saying, "You're so thin you're practically a skeleton, consider eating more than just fruits." He swiped his thumb on my cheekbones before looking at my fruits. "Which one is your favorite?" He pointed at the variety of fruits, I smiled before stabbing a dragon fruit slice and putting it in front of his mouth for him to eat. "Woah thats a bit close I can see well you know." He giggled and backed his head away a tiny bit. "No silly I'm offering it." He gave me a tiny grin before taking the slice with his mouth and giving me a thankful nod. I felt a tap on my shoulder and was met with another kid I didn't know, "I don't know how you eat those things I heard they have no taste, whats the point of it?" His eyebrows looks like frowns and his skin was milky white. I stabbed another slice and handed it to him with my fork, he gave me a small smile before taking the slice with his mouth like Donghyuck did. "Im y/n, you?" He held out his hand and said "Mark, thanks for the fruit." I nodded and turned my attention back to Donghyuck who's attention was on me despite me giving it to someone else. "Sorry I didn't mean to ignore you-" "No it's fine!" He clarified putting his hands up. Me and Donghyuck continued talking until the bell suddenly rung, he offered to take my trash away and I gladly accepted his offer. The other boys left with him except for Jeno who didn't even look at me. "Hey, where to now?" I asked as I made my way to him so I was in front of him. "I don't know ask Donghyuck." I gave him a confused look before falling into a deep pool of realization. "Im sorry, I didn't mean to break the rule.... I totally for-" He stood up abruptly ultimately startling me causing me to completely obliterate my sentence, "I don't care. Just shut up and follow me." I gave him an annoyed look before following his orders. "Jeno why are we going out of the building aren't we supposed to be in class?" I ask as we walk towards the back of the school. "Don't ask questions." "Sorry" I mutter and pick up my speed to catch up to him. We reach a spot where an abandoned bench laid beside the school wall. Jeno plopped himself on the bench with a deep sigh, I noticed his gaze was on the baby blue sky. "Can I sit with you?" I ask him after about one minute of standing by myself. "Why are you asking me?" The question left me baffled, why was I being so polite to him? "It's just....nevermind I'll just sit down and be quiet." I did just as I said before pulling out my phone. "You know, that seems ideal but now it's going to bother me if you don't answer my question." Jeno says now sitting up, I sighed before deciding not to front anymore. "Well it's just, since I saw you this morning you seemed not to be having it today, and when our teacher announced that I would be your shadow you definitely haven't been the most positive about it." I sighed looking down not feeling as if looking at him would be a bright idea at the moment. "Well yeah, what's so nice about you being my shadow all day. There's not one good thing that can happen from this." He scoffed before turning his gaze to me. "Not one good thing?" I asked, I still kept my gaze low as he stood in front of me. "What can come out of this? Huh? I don't know about you but this is pretty annoying to me." Jeno's voice was like venom and for some reason what he was saying hurt me. "What if things go well? What if we end up being friends, best friends at that! Why can't you be positive for once?!" He scoffed at my words and kicked a rock nearby. "Maybe it's because I don't want to be your friend! Especially best friends! After this I can't wait till you get out of my face you annoying little shit!" He barked, all I did was freeze. My first days were always bad but this was just horrible, never has anyone ever made me feel so worthless like Lee Jeno did. I wanted to slap him across the face, yell at him, hit him, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I finally picked up my gaze not realizing that when I did that a tear slipped out. "Guess you don't have to wait any longer." I stood up and grabbed my belongings before walking right out of campus. It was pathetic for me to admit but I couldn't deny to myself how much his words hurt me. It was my fault though, for some reason I secretly insisted on becoming closer to him. +Jeno pov+ I watched as she walked out of the school gates without even looking behind, she didn't hesitate to just leave and for some reason that frustrated me. Sighing I sat down on the part of the bench where she was seated, only to find myself becoming like a statue. It was warm. "Was I too harsh? No. It's her fault for not leaving me alone...." I concluded, but somehow that didn't satisfy me. I ruffled my hair and grabbed a rock that was under the bench before studying it. "Why do I care? She's just some random girl." I tossed the rock onto grass before closing my eyes just so I could think. "You're lying to yourself and you know it." I opened my eyes and flinched at the sudden voice interrupting my thoughts. "Oh it's just you...." I turned my gaze away from him and focused on the tree totally ignoring his footsteps coming towards me. "Me and you both know she's not just anyone. Why did you do that to her?" I rolled my eyes as Donghyuck chidded me. "You think I know why I did that? Because trust me buddy I dont. I just met her today for now she's no one to me." I snapped, Donghyuck only chuckled in amusement. "You know you don't have to know someone to love them right? All you have to do is just feel it, im sure you did that. You felt that spark didn't you?" I remained silent as I felt my cheeks burn from his statement. "They call this love at first sight. You two, have chemistry. It doesn't seem like it yet but trust me you do." He bumped his shoulder with my own, I rolled my eyes at the thought. "Even if that was the case, I'd still want to get to know them before falling in love." I muttered. "Then ask her on a few dates so you can determine that." I gave him a skeptical look, how could he say that to someone so easily. It was always easier said than done. "Yeah you shit how the fuck do you expect her to go on a date with me when I told her that I didn't even want to be her friend! Jesus Donghyuck." I shook my head in disappointment. He sat there for a while before suddenly standing up. "I got it!" He smiled, I stood up too for some reason. "What do you got?" He sat back down and I followed suit. "Do you know where she lives?" I gave him an annoyed look instead of answering. "Ok ima take that as a no, so what do you think about apologizing to her tomorrow?? buy her some roses, maybe a bear I don't know whatever girls like. Give them to her and be sincere! You can't be a dick about this." He looked at his phone before widening his eyes. "I got to go my mom is here and you know she doesn't play games, see ya!" He yelled as he ran towards his mom's mini van. I felt my phone buzz so I took it out of my pocket. 'Don't forget to buy the stuff!! Buy her something expensive! I'll give you money tomorrow to pay you back, now huRRy!!! I don't want you to forget!! xoxo hyuckie❤️' I stepped out of campus to do what Donghyuck instructed me to do. Hopefully this'll work, we'll just have to wait till tomorrow. +Next day back to your pov+ Oh how I wished I could just skip out on school today. However even in my dreams I knew that was impossible. I could only grimace as I walked through the school gates. "Hey! Y/n!" I turned around only to be met with Donghyuck. "Hi...." I muttered as I walked towards the school building. "So how've you been?" He asked as we walked side by side. "I've had better days.... thanks for asking though." I smiled gently at him and we turned into the same hallway. "What class do you have?" He asked. "3-B, dude you don't know how much I'm not looking forward to today!" I groaned, he only gave me a small smirk. "Don't be so down, good things might happen!" I gave him a concerned look before realizing we were in front of my class. That was quick. "See ya! Sit with us at lunch?" I hesitated before ultimately deciding to nod at his invitation. I walked in with my gaze on the ground, the class was silent upon my entrance. I decided to ignore the strong gazes before walking to the desks in the back, where me and Jeno occupied them. "Hi." I muttered as I sat down beside the boy. I decided to not be so petty about the situation despite feeling like I should be. "Y/n I-" "Hello class! Ready to spend five long hours with me?" The whole class groaned except for me, and surprisingly Jeno. As we were taking notes I noticed a new piece of paper on my desk. It was tiny and contained at least a paragraph along with several hearts. I knew it was Jeno who gave me it but I decided to just read it anyways. 'I want to say this to you with my voice, I really do but as you know that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do right now. This may not seem sencere but please trust me, it is. Yesterday when I said what I did I wasn't thinking straight. Im sorry for making you feel like shit, after I found out what I did yesterday trust me you weren't the only one feeling shitty. If this note isn't enough for you would you consider going on a date with me? I'll pay for everything!! You won't have to pay for a single thing!! Please~~~~❤️❤️' I stared at the note before coming out of my trance and realizing Jeno wanted an answer. "Free food?" I whispered to him, his attention was already on me. He nodded and I couldn't help but smile. "Thanks for the note, it was enough. Bad boy Jeno let go of some of his pride to apologize to me, it's heartwarming really." I whispered trying not to get caught by our distracted teacher. "So are you rejecting my date offer? Since my note was good enough?" He frowned, I chuckled silently before hitting his shoulder softly. "Of course not, a date is a nice way for you to redeem yourself. Plus like I said, free food." I smiled gently while folding the note and putting it in my pocket. We both got back to our notes so we wouldn't get in trouble. While I was distracted with my notes I almost let out a shriek as I felt something funny and warm on the bare skin of my thighs. I looked down and felt my heart sizzle at the sight of the pink stuffed bunny that held an 'im sorry❤️' sign between it's cute little bunny paws. I turned to him and thanked him before getting back to my notes again. I still couldn't believe that little bad boy Jeno had it in himself to ask me out on a date, and I accepted for some odd reason. -admin I've been working on this for two days, it's nothing special of course but you know... I hope who ever reads this enjoys this!
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leesh · 6 years
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i cant wait for everyone to wake up to these pics oh honeys youve got a big storm coming
i dont care about them how am i supposed to SLEEP now when i just want harry to put a baby INSIDE ME
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Virginia:  Day 3
TAKODA: -they're all fueled up again and he's back to driving, but he's found another place for them to stop while he tries to figure out the best route to minnesota. he's noticed that a lot of major highways are blocked off by the military, so... it's probably best to avoid those. even if the condesce wants to toy with them as she is, there's no way of predicting anyone else's behavior.-
DEREK: -meanwhile, he's hovering around his brother. takes a seat next to him wherever he's at.- Hey.
DAVENFORTH: -He's been sitting here, thinking too much. Help him. At least his brother is here.- Sup
DEREK: ... I dunno about you but Ive been thinkin a lot about the news.
DAVENFORTH: Nah i havent thought about it even once in fact id forgotten about it entirely
DEREK: Yeah ok. 
DEREK: So whats your plan? I know youve got one.
PENNY: -slides closer from like two seats away- what news?
DAVENFORTH: What do you mean are you really asking me if im a bad enough dude to assassinate the presidents
DAVENFORTH: Because thats not even on the table look at every card and lo and behold it aint there conveniently missing like the last piece of the puzzle
DEREK: ... 
DEREK: -looks at penny- Dual juggalo presidents.
PENNY: ... -snrk- 
PENNY: yall just found out that happened?
DAVENFORTH: Yeah
DEREK: Cant say Ive had much opportunity to keep on top of all the bullshit goin down here.
PENNY: hoo boy well. 
PENNY: welcome to the new United States of Whatever.
RILEY: -she was dead asleep, and suddenly, she wakes up. sleeping on a party bus is great. she stretches a little before noticing that penny is talking to Derek and davenforth, but it's hard to know if it's a step forward or backward. which is why she's conveniently pretending to not pay attention but in reality is intensely eavesdropping-
DAVENFORTH: This is my united states of whatever
PENNY: -she still hasn't quite figured out that Derek is her Boy. she's been avoiding looking at Riley a little too much.- 
PENNY: and then up comes Zafo and Im like yo Zafo whats up hes like nothin and Im like thats cool.
PENNY: ok but really.
PENNY: the whole things a joke and everybody knows it.
PENNY: but not even a good one.
DAVENFORTH: Pretty dangerous joke
DAVENFORTH: Your new buddy back there finds their very existence offensive
PENNY: yeah well Im more scared of what were doing right now than the clowns sitting in the White House.
PENNY: literal clowns.
DAVENFORTH: Those clowns are a lot more dangerous than you think
RILEY: -why does jodie love the clowns so much-
PENNY: Im a lot more dangerous than they think.
PENNY: theyre just human anyway.
DAVENFORTH: Ill let you fight em then
DEREK: Yeah but. Humans appointed by the queen bee bitch herself no doubt. DEREK: Clearly theyre influencin the populous into a compliant lifestyle under her rule.
DAVENFORTH: Anyway i think we should make a pit stop on the way to minnesota
DAVENFORTH: Let condy were coming
PENNY: oh sure. PENNY: Id love to punch a juggalo in the dick.
DAVENFORTH: Well
DAVENFORTH: Thats good to hear
TAKODA: -glances back at them- UM... NOT TO EAVESDROP, BUT 1 TH1NK WE M1GHT HAVE TO PASS THROUGH D.C. ANYWAY... MOST OF THE H1GHWAYS ARE BLOCKED... ER. THERE ARE TOLLS, BUT, 1'VE BEEN AFRA1D TO... SEE WHAT 1T 1S THEY'RE CHARG1NG... TAKODA: BUT WE ARE CLOSE TO THE CAP1TAL... 1 GUESS WE M1GHT AS WELL... STOP THERE... -doesn't seem keen on the idea though-
HIGHBLOOD: to eavesdrop, weren't like it wasn't gonna already get up and goin on, bein in the middle of that route makes shit easier =Dueces from the back=
PENNY: WOOOOOO!!!!
DAVENFORTH: Kill the figureheads and send the heart a message
DAVENFORTH: She can be touched
PENNY: fuck troll booths GO JOHN WILKES BOOTH.
RILEY: -done with eavesdropping apparently- are we assassins now?
MAYOR: -produces a burger King crown and stomps on it on the floor. NO MASTERS. NO KINGS.-
DEREK: Lil dude knows whats up.
PENNY: YEEAAHHH BOIII.
DEREK: -to be fair riley some of us here have always been assassins.-
DAVENFORTH: -Sweats-
RILEY: -WELL I HAVENT-
QIRIN: =she has almost been assassinated several dozen times. does that count as experience?=
RILEY: -aside from assassinating the abstract concepts of family-
PENNY: -YOU DID SUCCEED AT THAT-
QIRIN: =ladies=
PENNY: so whats the plan? how are we doing it?
RILEY: anarchy.
HIGHBLOOD: you'll find the how's always changin sis HIGHBLOOD: best to do it, get it done cause ain't no event can be planned down
DAVENFORTH: Especially not with clowns in the mix
DAVENFORTH: Trust me we got this
PENNY: so were driving the party bus into the White House. got it.
TAKODA: (UHH...)
HIGHBLOOD: hell yeah
DAVENFORTH: Not quite but close
TAKODA: (OH... THAT'S A REL1EF... PROBABLY?)
RILEY: but still with a bang.
TAKODA: ST1LL... 1T WOULD PROBABLY BE ADV1SABLE, 1F WE HAD SOME K1ND OF PLAN, BEFORE WE ROLLED 1NTO THE CAP1TAL... -fidgets nervously-
RILEY: no plan. everyone for themselves. if our plans contradict each other's and we all die, oh well.
HIGHBLOOD: amen sis, everybody's gotta go sometime
RILEY: -oh my god he's being serious-
HIGHBLOOD: :o)
TAKODA: ...
RILEY: that is not actually what i think we should do.
RILEY: just putting that out there.
HIGHBLOOD: =Is he? Who knows= here i was under some mass assumption that the ones all up without alla that gumption and fight experience was gonna leap they asses into the fray wills n nills flung about
DEREK: -snickers. oops.-
RILEY: -unimpressed face at derek-
DEREK: -love u...-
RILEY: -UH HUH-
DEREK: -just winks-
RILEY: -acts like she's pushing her hair out of her face but she is only using her middle finger-
DAVENFORTH: I could probably get in easy enough by myself
DAVENFORTH: Doubt the security is much of anything
HIGHBLOOD: =sNRK, they really aren't much of anything he's sure=
RILEY: don't play the hero. -THIS AINT OVERWATCH AND YOU ARE NOT A BAD GENJI-
DAVENFORTH: Hardly playing hero
RILEY: then who's gonna be your backup?
DEREK: That would be me.
RILEY: then who's going to be YOUR back up?
DAVENFORTH: We got each others backs thats three sixty coverage
DAVENFORTH: We could take molly hes rowdy enough -That's you ghb-
HIGHBLOOD: i was already headed there but i could leave a trail for y'all :oP =eats nachos at=
PENNY: alright well I call dibs on the getaway bus.
RILEY: can we make sure my kid has a dad and an uncle and a...big clown guy by the time we leave D.C.? no stupid reckless shit.
DEREK: Baby please when have I ever been reckless?
PENNY: -side eyes-.........
PENNY: kid?
HIGHBLOOD: =eats these nachos and watches this=
RILEY: all the fucking time. -glances at penny- yeah. kid.
DEREK: --
DAVENFORTH: Pretty sure lif would kill me if i died
PENNY: -she's real quiet now, staring at the floor of the bus.-
RILEY: hilarious. -she notices penny's demeanor change and isn't quite sure why, but figuring out her sister now isn't as easy it was when sadness went away with hugs and singing made her happy-
PENNY: -She's working her jaw and tapping her foot as the seconds and the minutes go by, and then before long she hops up and rushes to the little bus bathroom, clanging the door shut behind her.-
DEREK: -watches her storm off- ... -looks back at riley-
RILEY: -also watches- well, shit.
DAVENFORTH: Damn
ROXANNE: -With the sound of the bus bathroom door shutting she starts to wake up from her nap in the back of the bus. Why people gotta be noisy.-
LIFERA: -probably snuggled up to Roxanne too. It's a cuddle nap party in the back of the bus.-
ROXANNE: -Sits up some more only to have the donuts GHB apparently stacked on her head while she was out topple onto her lap.- ........... -blinks at them.-
ROXANNE: -Also heck, fish queen is adorable, shes taking care not to wake her as she sits up and quietly stretches.-
HIGHBLOOD: =In which case Lifera has donuts on her horns=
ROXANNE: -That... is amusing.- ROXANNE: -Okay time to stretch her legs, she carefully gets up from the back of the bus snuggle pile and moves herself forward towards the rest of the awake people.- ROXANNE: -Sits and dusts donut crumbs off herself.- So. Miss anything interestin'?
DEREK: Only that were gonna storm the white house and assassinate the presidents.
ROXANNE: ....Are we bein' serious or not in saying that?
RILEY: -her mind's a little elsewhere and she keeps having to focus on not looking at the bathroom door.-
ROXANNE: -Maybe Riley needs a nap. Naps are pretty relaxing. Just look how calm Roxanne is right now.-
RILEY: -NOBODY ASKED YOU ROXANNE!!!!!!-
DEREK: I cant believe yall are accusing me left and right of taking such serious subjects lightly. Unbelievable.
ROXANNE: Thats not technically an answer.
ROXANNE: Just want to be clear on whatever plan people are makin' up when im snoozing.
RILEY: baseless accusations. -she's gonna move next to Derek because too many feelings about family right now.-
ROXANNE: -Props her feet up on the empty seat next to her.-
DEREK: -wraps an arm around riley. relax, babe.- For real though thats the plan. DEREK: Were right on the Capitals doorstep. In the middle of a war. The Condesce thinks she can do whatever the fuck she wants with any idiot working under her. DEREK: Might as well send her a message.
RILEY: -leans against him.- they wanna fuck shit up.
ROXANNE: -Mmmmm, she certainly feels conflict over this idea. On one hand, earth is her home and damn right shes all for getting rid of this clown presidency bullshit. However, her biggest priority is to find and get back to her loved ones asap...- 
ROXANNE: I get the sentiment.
ROXANNE: You make it sure sound easy though.
DAVENFORTH: Its just juggalos how hard could it be
ROXANNE:
President
juggalos. Even Trump had protection.
DEREK: Yeah but Derek and Davenforth Strider werent alive back then. -this cocky motherfucker-
ROXANNE: -He is the most cocky.- ROXANNE: Mmmhm.
DEREK: -more winking-
ROXANNE: -Manboy please.-
JODIE: -burps-
ROXANNE: -Side eyes Jodie at the burp.-
JODIE: scuzie.
HIGHBLOOD: blame it on the bubbly sis =he's probably shared faygo with her=
JODIE: i thought y'all would be more anxious to reunite with yer kid.
ROXANNE: I sure am.
ROXANNE: No offense to porrim but my skin has been crawlin' knowin russet is on the ship without at least one of us.
QIRIN: =has she been pacing? yup=
JODIE: sorry...kids.
DAVENFORTH: -Sighs-
RILEY: we are all very far apart i think so... i'm not sure this detour will take away much time at all.
JODIE: yeah. 'caus eoverthrowin the government is really just a pit stop.
ROXANNE: It's goin' to take more time them going straight there.
ROXANNE: Also there is the whole. 
ROXANNE: I dunno' chance of dying?
DAVENFORTH: Jinjin is in good hands besides what were doin is gonna help make a better place for them to grow up
JODIE: do you really think everythin is gonna work out exactly as you plan it to. -just staring flatly-
DEREK: Yep.
ROXANNE: -She's with you Jodie.-
JODIE: i mean you're the ninja's not me.
RILEY: ain't dave in alaska? and dirk is in the black hole of texas.
JODIE: 'sides it hought you all were apart of a crew but i don't see you askin permission.
DAVENFORTH: Im real bad at doing that
ROXANNE: Wow the confidence is unreal. -She's a little salty that Derek isn't more anxious to get back to his kids.-
DAVENFORTH: Ask my nephew
JODIE: sounds like arrogant, poorly planned bs.
JODIE: this is just a testosterone-fest.
JODIE: -snorts-
DAVENFORTH: No this is about sending a fucking message
JODIE: don't try to make it seem all noble. at lesat be honest. haha.
DEREK: -naturally he's anxious to see them, but he's with his brother here...-
RILEY: -watches jodie-
ROXANNE: -Stand up to your brother-
DEREK: -why would he stand up to him when he agrees with him??-
HIGHBLOOD: =Plays tense, appropriate music for the bickering humans. Tramatic muffled trumpet softly in the bg=
DAVENFORTH: This is about telling her that were not standing for this bullshit she knows were coming but shes gonna know were coming with a goddamn vengeance im not gonna let my daughter grow up in the grips of a galaxy that despises her fuckin existence and im damn sure not gonna let her live with the same bullshit ive gone through
JODIE: -sad trombone would be more fitting in her opinion-
DAVENFORTH: If youve got a problem youre welcome to walk
JODIE: i'm just sayin, you can't go around claiming this is the best plan for everyone. it's just the best plan for yer ego.
JODIE: i ain't going anywhere.
JODIE: i don't have any special powers. and i ain't got no leg to stand on when it comes to decision making. i'm barely a crew member.
ROXANNE: Im siding with Jodie on this. ROXANNE: Im really all for taking the ax to this new government, but we've got other issues to deal with first.
ROXANNE: We can meet up with everyone else and regroup an attack later.
DAVENFORTH: You can go too i dont give a shit
ROXANNE: Right now we are spread thin, with no back up, no intell. And like hell you two are doin' it on your own.
JODIE: -just snort laughs.-
JODIE: well, there wasn't no harm in trying. -JUST CHINHANDING.-
DAVENFORTH: Im not askin for backup and im not asking you to be alright with it ill go it alone if i goddamn have to but im not just gonna let this woman have her way with earth like she has every other planet
DAVENFORTH: Shes fucking playing us
DAVENFORTH: Weve lost too much we hold dear
DAVENFORTH: Its her fucking turn
ROXANNE: -Stares straight at Derek like "Can you believe this??"-
JODIE: -shrugalugs at riley and then just sprawls over the bus seat again.-
DEREK: -sorry ro...- We gotta pass through DC regardless so. 
DEREK: Maybe yall dont wanna go with us but aint nothin gonna stop me and him from trying.
QIRIN: | )
ROXANNE: -STARES HARDER.-
DAVENFORTH: Just drop us off fuck it
ROXANNE: Derek. You got one infant girl on a ship hundreds of miles away. ROXANNE: And another unborn baby sittin' right next to you.
ROXANNE: ...Are you actually bein' serious right now???
ROXANNE: You can be as confident as you want but you know going through with that plan means you might Die right?
DAVENFORTH: Third times the charm -Scoffs-
JODIE: if you can't convince em not to do it, you should try to minimize the damage.
QIRIN: >_> =what did u say=
DAVENFORTH: -YOU HEARD HIM-
RILEY: -she doesn't know exactly what to say here. she considers herself stuck either way. There's no winner here. Some of the most stubborn people she knows are in this bus. she sighs, rubbing her own neck-
DEREK: -stfu dave u ain't dying.-
JODIE: -looking at Roxanne- you're a smart lady arentcha. they'd have a better chance of survivin if you helped.
QIRIN: Is the term not "three strikes, you are out"?
ROXANNE: -Side eyes Jodie even more.- Of course im helpin' if he goes through with this stupid plan.
JODIE: cool beans.
DEREK: -scoffs a little. incredible...- 
DEREK: Well yeah Im goin through with it.
ROXANNE: Maybe hopefully he'll realize how crazy this is if both of Russet's parents are at risk--
ROXANNE: -YOU ARE REALLY TESTING HER DEREK.-
RILEY: -while they're talking, she moves Derek's arm off of her and walks off where she sits in the back-
ROXANNE: -Her eyes follow Riley, shes pretty miffed she didn't say anything in this argument.-
JODIE: -she's also judging riley for this tbh-
JODIE: -but she's already accepted her fate. she's doing all she can to help, at least for jamie's sake.-
DAVENFORTH: -He's quiet. Thinking about his two daughters. How condy's reign would mean their literal deaths.-
QIRIN: =She's thinking utter subjugation and ruin of her people=
QIRIN: =though both are not pretty thoughts=
RILEY: -she thinking about history repeating itself and how truly fucked they'll all be this time-
DAVENFORTH: -But he's also thinking about Beforus, Europa, the people here on Earth. How much would it mean to end the figureheads of their subjugation. Would it spur them on to fight? Would Condy's grasp on Earth slip even a little bit?-
JODIE: -She's thinking about how aginst this James would be.-
JODIE: -Sorry charlie!-
JODIE: -If somebody stronger was here in her eplace.-
RILEY: -she wasn't thinking about the consequences much before. but where the hell is she going to have to wait around while all this happens?-
DAVENFORTH: I think everyone who doesnt want in should continue to minnesota
RILEY: -from the back, a little irritated- and wait?
JODIE: no. i'm gonna help. -SPITEFUL-
JODIE: -maybe you get to do this, but she's not going to let you HAVE this-
DAVENFORTH: Thats your choice
DAVENFORTH: You just gonna wait in dc riley
JODIE: -She's liking Davenforth less and less all the time. Stupid jerk.-
RILEY: i don't fucking know. i sure as hell ain't going out of state away from you three while you try to pull this off.
DAVENFORTH: -It's fine he's used to it-
RILEY: i don't want to leave anybody behind.
DAVENFORTH: I respect that
DAVENFORTH: I dont want yall in danger for somethin you didnt sign up for i aint forcin that on anyone but im doin this
ROXANNE: Do you honestly think you would be doing it alone. Not everyone on this bus is okay with letting some of us go on a possible suicide mission.
DAVENFORTH: You should know me by now ro
JODIE: -Snorts.- so charitable.
RILEY: look, if i didn't have a tiny person inside of me, then i'd jump in and help.
ROXANNE: Guess I thought I did. -She shrugs.- 
ROXANNE: Im doin' it with you two, but im not happy 'bout it. Actually Im pretty pissed. 
ROXANNE: We do live through this I'm kicking your asses myself after we get back to the ship.
QIRIN: =clears her throat after a very long time of being quiet= I would like to hear more of this plan of yours if you or...we are to go through with this.
DAVENFORTH: Everyones kicking my ass after this one probably
TAKODA: -all these bad vibes... he's just going to go back to driving since they uh... have a plan now, he guesses. he's mostly uneasy because he knows, as a part of the resistance, they should take an opportunity as it's presented to them...-
RILEY: -rubbing her forehead-
DEREK: -his guilt isn't obvious, but it's definitely there. he doesn't want to endanger anybody here, and it ain't as if he wants to orphan any of his kids, but... sometimes you gotta follow your gut. he's just keeping quiet for now.-
RILEY: -she puts her hood of the jacket she's wearing up and turns so that she's watching everything pass by, damn hormones and emotions making her eyes all watery-
JODIE: -drinks-
RILEY: -IF ONLY SHE COULD-
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