#oh belos you puritan fucker

[quadrantadvisor]

Hey, if Belos thinks magic is evil, and all magic comes from the Titan, and witches and demons worship the Titan as their god, then, logically, Belos would believe that the Titan is the Literal Christian Devil.

This means nothing I just think it's funny

Also that makes King the Antichrist

#toh #the owl house #oh belos you puritan fucker #philip looking at the Isles- 'it's the devil. you know? from Bible?' #i wonder if he ever got pissed off at living on Satan's corpse #i just like to imagine philip wittebane getting irrationally angry about random shit #as long as I'm talking about my headcanons allow me to indulge a really stupid one in the tags here #christian colonists spread homophobia to every culture they can get their grubby little hands on #but despite this there is no homophobia on the boiling isles even though we know philip has a stranglehold on their history and culture #maybe he was too concerned about the witchcraft thing and just didn't even give a shit about 'evil' people also being gay #but I'd like to believe that philip is a gay homophobe and all this witch hunting shit is him compensating for something #if you read this stupid shit i love u #my rambles