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Chapter 33
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGEI IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @onedirectionlovers2014, @eroticaplush
warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected marital sex, Dan may come across as a bit creepy staring at the fashion show models
AN: So chapter 35 will be for the episode coming out 2/20. I'm semi combining the last two episodes but also not if that makes any sense. So enjoy!
When we arrived at the courthouse, Dan and I both looked at each other. Models were walking around in various states of dress and designers were trailing after them. Kids in all black and headsets ran around trying to control the chaos.
“what the fuck is going on?” I asked. Dan shrugged and grabbed a kid.
”what’s going on?” He asked. The kid looked at him and rolled his eyes.
“ain’t you a lawyer? Read your report.” The kid said. Dan tightened his grip on the kid. “Alright. Alright. There was an incident at the fashion show. We all were brought in. Talk to judge stone.” Dan let the kid go and he ran off.
“fashion show gone wrong.” I laughed. “What are the odds.”
“not the first not the last.” Dan shrugged. “Last time that happened they were making a porno but didn’t know it. Swimsuit models that thought they were going to be crowned Ms universe.” I raised an eyebrow at Dan and he sighed. “Yeah yeah I did try to sleep with them. I failed. Go ahead. Laugh.”
“Hmmm.” I mused. “I’m starting to think you didn’t have it like you make would you did.” Dan chuckled. “Beautiful women in swimsuits and you still struck out. And I’ve seen you in your day Dan. You were hooooottt.” Dan blushed and hung his head.
“alright that’s enough.” He sighed. “You’re lucky I love you.” He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me to him. “Come on let’s see what Abbie’s up to.”
“Abbie’s going on a date after court.” Gurgs informed us when we entered the cafeteria. “With a fashion designer.”
“is he legitimate?” Dan asked. I looked over at him. Something about the way he gazed intently at gurgs and his eyebrows had furrowed slightly. “Is he really a fashion designer or just someone saying he is?”
“well considering the fact he was hiding from paparazzi in her office and the way they went nuts when he left I’d say he is.” Gurgs said, looking at in confusion. “Why?” Dan stood up abruptly and walked off. I stared at the door after he left and sighed. “Is everything ok?”
“he’s going to vet the designer.” I breathed out. “This happened before. When he first worked here. He was telling me about it and I kind of joked around about it. Swimsuit models last time.” Gurgs smiled at me and nodded.
“he’s worried about Abbie.” She said. I nodded. “That’s sweet.” Gurgs looked over her shoulder where Dan was walking down the hallway. “How’s that make you feel? You have this look that says something’s going through your head.”
“yeah.” I said, biting my lip. “I’m thinking he’s gonna be a great dad. He just doesn’t know it.” Gurgs smiled at me and patted my arm before getting up.
“come on. Time for court.” She said. I nodded and followed her to the courtroom. As the night wore on, I noticed Dan kept looking at the models.
“everything alright?” I asked. Dan nodded, not taking his eyes off a model a little younger than me.
“yeah.” He said, finally tearing his eyes away. I raised an eyebrow at him. “Abbie’s date moved up to break. Designer checks out. So uh…” he paused for a second. “What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
“you’re already such a dad.” I laughed as I hugged him. Dan frowned before his head jerked towards the model. She had just let out a sob and turned to run out of the courtroom. “You’re concerned for a kid you don’t even know. I’ve never seen you act like you did tonight when Abbie said she was going on a date. Not even when Rand showed up. Dan, you are going to be an amazing dad. And I’m glad I get to be the one to see it.” Dan blushed before taking my hand and kissing the back of it.
“thank you.” He whispered. “I don’t know why but sometimes I guess I just need to hear that kind of stuff.”
“you know…” I said as I started pulling Dan towards the exit. “Abbie’s date is going to run into court time. And we’ve got some time to kill…” Dan smiled at me as he got the hint.
“office?” He asked. I nodded as we left the court room and headed towards his office. “Who knew me acting like a dad would get you all hot and bothered.” He laughed as I wrapped my hand around his tie.
“well…i mean you’re not quite a dad yet but…” I kissed him forcefully and started working on undressing him. “You definitely are a dad I’d like to fuck.” Dan shook his head, laughing under his breath.
“damn that’s bad.” He said, watching as I rid him of his clothes. Once his pants were pushed down, he started undressing me. “You’re going to have to come up with something better than that eventually.”
“don’t blame me.” I breathed out as he kissed me deeply, pulling me to the couch. “Blame the internet.” Dan sat down on his couch and pulled me into his lap. I straddled him the best I could and sank down on him. I cut his moan off with another kiss. Bouncing on his lap, I ran my fingers through his hair only letting up when his head tilted back. Instead I started peppering his neck and jaw with kisses.
“fuck (Y/N).” Dan breathed out as I sucked on the skin below his ear. “I’m not going to last much longer.”
“neither am I.” I responded, pulling back to look at him. Dans hands pushed and pulled at my waist, helping me with my movements. “I am serious though. You are going to make an incredibly sexy dad one day.” Dan grunted as I sank down on him again.
“let’s hope it’s soon.” He ground out, pulling me in for a bruising kiss as my orgasm washed over me. He followed me after another thrust up into me. His arms were quick to circle around me and pull me into his chest. “I love you.” He whispered as we slowly came down from our high.
“I love you too.” I said, smiling up at him. “My dilf.” His body shook with his laughter and I smiled at him, enjoying the moment of pure bliss.
#john larroquette#john larroquette fanfic#john larroquette fanfiction#john larroquette imagine#john larroquette x reader#dan fielding#dan fielding x reader#dan fielding fanfic#dan fielding fanfiction#dan fielding imagine#Old enough#old enough series
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[N4] はじめてのおつかい
Picture books always seem to be the easiest medium to start reading in Japanese with. But in my experience they frequently turn out to be more difficult than expected.
This story about Mii-chan doing her first errand alone is intended for Japanese children age 3 to 5, but for learners I think even JLPT N4 level readers will face some challenges with vocabulary and onomatopoeia.
That being said, it is a very cute story and definitely worth the read!
#my book reviews#reading in japanese#study japanese#learning japanese#日本語#japanese books#やさしい日本語#japanese children's book#onomatopoeia#はじめてのおつかい#old enough
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one of my favorite parts about “old enough!” is when the audience can see the camera crew running full speed to keep up/keep ahead of the children who are running their first errands
#mads makes a text post#old enough#they are definitely working out#running on all types of inclinations terrains etc AND WITH THAT CAMERA EQUIPMENT TOO#also when some of the kids say hi to a camera man LOL#i like that episode where a boy loses his groceries and i think some of the crew actually assisted him#that and/or a kind stranger i can't remember
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There's this show on Netflix called "OLD ENOUGH" where japanese toddlers are sent on simple errands to help their parents and you get to see their little adventures. That show is just so wholesome.
#old enough#netflix#Netflix old enough#dark academia#light academia#movie quotes#comfort movies#movies#adventure#japan#japanese shows
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#red sonja#dynamite comics#barbarian#barbarian heroine#heroines#sonja#red#big red#swords#swords play#sword play#swords and sorcery#mid evil midwest#mid evil#ye olden days#old english#oldenburg#old enough#old england#‘world’s oldest’ optical illusion is inside indian temple – but can you spot both animals in under five seconds?#devastation as one of dublin’s oldest pubs gutted by raging blaze as five fire engines rushed to scene to tackle inferno#the oldest view#tipped for sensational return to semi pro football with world’s second oldest club to ‘send him sos’#oldest daughter#days of old#olden times#barbarians#barbarian red sonja#conan the barbarian#monster killer
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OLD ENOUGH (Marisa Silver, 1984)
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Spock's internal monologue every day on the Enterprise
#star trek#star trek tos#star trek aos#spock#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#old enough#bones mccoy#captain kirk#is there a major difference between the humans of the enterprise boldly going#and a toddler being sent on his first errand#vulcans don't think so
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Watching an Old Enough where they decided to catch up with one of the kids 11 years later, and the the kid (now a teen) refused but then they bribed him with new shoes so he was like, sure.
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me pitching the japanese baby show to anyone: this is the show of all time, it will make you feel that all is right in the world, for about 20 minutes at a time you will know only love in your heart, nothing can hurt you while watching these babies run errands, you are invincible to bullets and it's a miracle - the sun is a deadly laser? not anymore, there's a blanket
#old enough#Hajimete no Otsukai#my first errand#tagging every version of the title so there's more chance people can find it to watch#it is on netflix though so it should be fairly easy even to pirate#bat text
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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AG IN BIO DNI
Chapter 34
tags: @illiana-mystery, @eroticaplush, @onedirectionlovers2014
Warnings: swearing, HR, mention of smut (not our favorite couple surprisingly)
“I can’t believe you couldn’t get us out of this.” I groaned as Dan and I walked into the courtroom. “I mean it’s so absurd we have to be here on a Saturday.” Dan laughed and squeezed my shoulder. I curled into him more and turned into him.
“oh I know you’re not even awake when you start quoting the breakfast club.” He teased. “Although I’m surprised you didn’t quote bender.” I halfheartedly hit his chest.
“Eat my shorts and shut up.” I mumbled, smiling at him.
“and there we go.” Dan laughed. We sat down as the HR guy finally showed up.
“Dan be nice.” Abbie said as the HR guy passed around name tags. “Jake is just here to do a quick HR training and then you all can leave.”
“nice?” Dan scoffed. “That ship has sailed, sunk and not been found for 30 years.” I giggled and wrote my name on the tag before doing the same for Dan. He looked down as I stuck it to his chest, smiling at me softly. Abbie looked at him with a smirk. Dan frowned when he noticed and walked away, holding my hand the whole time. “Oh shut up.” He complained as went to sit down. We positioned our chairs as close to each other as we could and Jake gave us a look.
“now what would you say to someone who wants to talk to you about a personal problem?” Jake asked.
“I would give them time so we could sit down and figure out whatever was going on.” Abbie said. Jake frowned.
“that’s one way to do it. Anyone else?” He asked. Dan shrugged.
“I’d fake a heart attack.” My head snapped over to him and Dan shrugged again. “And when I came back and they asked how I was doing I’d fake another one.” Dan gave me a tight smile. “Except for this one. I actually talk to them.”
“with the one person exception aside, dans actually…kind of right.” Jake said. I raised an eyebrow at Dan and shook my head. “It seems like there’s some kind of hostility in the room. What’s going on?”
“we’ll ever since the judge suggested we move in together, things have been a bit rough.” Gurgs said. Olivia and gurgs explained their situation as Jake stared at Abbie in shock. Meanwhile I was staring dan down.
“oh you know I will do anything to get out of a conversation.” Dan said.
“yeah but considering you’ve had a heart attack I don’t like the idea of you even faking one.” I said. Dan paused and nodded.
“alright. Yeah. I understand that.” He said. “I shouldn’t have said that. Sorry.” I nodded and turned to see Jake looking at us.
“sorry. What did we miss?” I asked.
“you two are married?” He asked. “And started a relationship here?” I nodded.
“Yeah. Hence the double fielding on your list.” Dan said. I raised an eyebrow at Jake.
“There a problem there?” I asked. Jake nodded.
“The two of you shouldn’t be working together at this point. Even after all the paper work was done, there should have been a separation from work.” He explained. Dan and I looked at each other, worry clear on our faces.
“I filed to keep them both on the same shift.” Abbie explained. “Their relationship didn’t and doesn’t affect their work.”
“still…” Jake said.
“hold on are you telling me we’re going to have to…what?” Dan said. “Either break up or change our hours?” Jake nodded.
“we could get the two of you into different courtrooms on the same shift.” Jake offered.
“hold on hold on.” Abbie said. “Let’s talk in my office.” Jake got up to follow her, arguing the entire time.
“you all are dismissed by the way.” He said before leaving the room.
“Dan…” I said. He grabbed my hand and led me down to the car. “What are we going to do?” Dan hugged me before we got into the car.
“I don’t know. Abbie will figure something out.” He whispered. “Until then, we’ll just keep doing what we’re doing.” I nodded as we headed home. The next day, we headed back to work. Jake was sitting in the gallery again and I turned to Dan. He squeezed my hand and we went to work.
“don’t worry.” Abbie assured me. “As far as I know it has gotten fixed. Paperwork is up to date and down at city hall they are all on board with the two of you continuing to work together in this court.”
“good.” I breathed a sigh of relief. “So why is Jake here?” I asked. Abbie sighed.
“because apparently I fucked up the HR training.” She admitted. I squeezed her shoulder and headed over to wyatts desk. Right before break, Wyatt nodded at Dan.
“So Dan isn’t there something you wanted to say?” Wyatt prompted. Dan nodded and hit the gate. A barbershop quartet led by Flobert stood up.
“it’s been a long time coming and you really deserved better so here’s making up for running off and eloping. Your sweetheart Dan really just has one question to ask and he really hopes you say yes. So without further ado…” they sang. I looked between them and Dan, watching him get down on one knee. I gasped and covered my mouth.
“I told you I’d make up for it.” He said with a smile. “So (Y/N) Fielding, will you marry me? Properly.” I laughed and nodded.
“yes!” I said. “Hell yes!” Dan got up and we met in the middle of the courtroom. He hugged me tightly and kissed my temple. Everyone in the courtroom started clapping and I saw our parents sitting behind Jake. “Oh god. Our parents are here.” I laughed as Dan turned around, keeping his arm around me as our parents made their way over.
“yep.” He said, smiling at them. “I asked them too. I wanted to do this last week but mama and daddy weren’t able to get out here. I wanted them here when I asked properly. And I knew your mother would kill me if I didn’t ask her to be here.” I laughed and nodded.
“that’s true.” I confirmed before breaking away to hug my parents. We all headed to the cafeteria to celebrate.
“so what are you two going to do?” My mom asked.
“what do you mean?” I asked, pulling my attention away from Dan entangling his fingers with mine.
“I think what she’s trying to say is what are you two going to do with the wedding.” Dans mom said. “I’m sure it’s going to be better planned than the last one.” Dan and I blushed.
“mama.” Dan complained. “We’ve been over this. We were overcome with love and we couldn’t wait any longer.” I giggled at his embarrassment. His mom winked at me when he buried his head in his hands.
“We know dear.” Dans dad said. “She’s just giving you two a hard time.”
“it’s going to take a lot longer to plan than the last one. That’s for sure.” My dad said. “And you’ll have more time to get rings.”
“No.” Dan and I said at the same time. Everyone looked at us surprised.
“Sorry. It’s just we’re pretty attached to these.” I explained, looking at Dan. He nodded.
“they’re engraved. And pretty special to us.” Dan said, holding my hand and running his thumb over the ring.
“we picked them out for each other in New Orleans.” I looked at Dan and smiled softly. “Tried to hide the engravings from each other honestly. It didn’t work but they are part of our story. And we don’t want to change our story too much.” My parents looked at each other and smiled. Dans parents nodded.
“we should go talk to Abbie.” Dan said. I nodded and we got up. Everyone looked at us confused.
“She was planning a wedding not long ago.” I explained. “She might still have some of the books and what not.” With a promise to meet up for dinner soon, Dan and I headed towards Abbie’s office. Wyatt stopped us before we could go down the hall.
“you don’t want to go down there.” He warned us. “Abbie and Jake are getting it on in her office.” Dan looked proud while I raised an eyebrow at the news.
“thank you Wyatt.” Dan said before taking my hand and leading us back to the cafeteria. “Well I guess we can have that family dinner tonight.”
#john larroquette#john larroquette fanfic#john larroquette fanfiction#john larroquette imagine#john larroquette x reader#dan fielding#dan fielding x reader#dan fielding fanfic#dan fielding fanfiction#dan fielding imagine#Old enough#Old enough series
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Oh to be a Japanese toddler on a mission to get a clean apron for my father who is a soba artisan...
#old enough#I know not everyone in japan has such an interesing job#like there are people who work in offices that don't harvest wakame in hand made boats#or run a candy shop in a tourist destination#but like this show really makes me want to go to Japan
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Old Enough (Marisa Silver, 1984)
A teen movie with a clear empathetic mark ingested into it by its creators. I suppose they all have that, whether trying to compassionately/selfishly relate those years how filmmakers see them, how they believe teenagers now see them or basely trying to fulfil some sample of teenage desires. This has heart. And while imperfect, that heart combined with some great performances and sense of city makes it very endearing. This was a long time teen movie white whale for me and it feels bettersweet to cross it off.
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Father of Ultra went out on a quick errand, not knowing that Mother of Ultra, as a prank, had signed him up for the television show Hajimete no Otsukai (My First Errand, aka Old Enough).
#Father of Ultra#Ultraman Ken#tokusatsu#Tsuburaya Productions#Japanese superheroes#Hajimete no Otsukai#Old Enough
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There's another season of Old Enough on Netflix and I'm so excited to cry about little kids persevering and completing simple tasks on their own and giving me hope for the world 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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