#on a completely unrelated note lettuce is so fucking tasty holy shit holy shit

[southislandwren]

Yesssss she picked up my hints that I’m just a sad little creature with no time with my bestie and she changed tomorrows plans so now we get to hang out for longer 😍 edited to add she just invited me to morning milking (a privilege) so I must’ve been SO normal today

#she was like you must be loving this light week (we have like 1 activity a day) and I was like #yeah it’s nice but I feel like I haven’t seen you in a week 🥺 #and that must’ve resonated with her because we get to hang out for longer tomorrow 🥰 #she’s the best boss ever and a top tier best friend #or of course her husband said she couldn’t ride with him to the city tomorrow so now im filling in. #but that’s fine because im like 10 times a better husband than he is . probably couldn’t be a dad though he’s got me beat on that front #this does mean that I don’t get to spend tomorrow morning playing arceus (beating volo…. it’s time….) but maybe she’ll let me info dump #on a completely unrelated note lettuce is so fucking tasty holy shit holy shit #crunchy and wet and delicious…… im in fucking love #this isn’t a new revelation but boy I am fucking digging this salad rn #diary post #this is good because I told myself I HAD to be normal today so she would stop hating me #and it fucking WORKED #I did tell her mom that her homemade crackers were like birdseed though I feel bad #I want more of those crackers they were like taking a handful of birdseed and eating it. so fucking spectacular #man if you put like a fruity goat cheese on one of those…….. #anyway I’m gearing myself up to go beat volo #I’ll probably write down some of the dialogue I got last night and then continue but BOY I’m apprehensive #I know exactly what’s coming but I’m still dreading the betrayal