#on the one hand she functions as a way for s4 to resolve and thus she has to Be Helpful

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suddenly thinking about the oracle again... idk if she would be so friendly to lana, if we're being fr

#on the one hand she functions as a way for s4 to resolve and thus she has to Be Helpful #BUT.. wouldn't you Also feel some type of way if all this shit started going down in your lonely abandoned desolate Fuck Off Dimension #because your old friend and compatriot was upset that the reincarnated soul of your OTHER friend didn't care abt them #and also your upset friend was possessing the body of your THIRD friend like a meat puppet #and then a You .009 Inches to the Left shows up to try and fix everything (same thing that you did milennia ago that left you stuck in the #desolate fuck you dimension) like... surely the jaded and calloused You would feel some type of way about #the ghosts of your past fucking up your melancholic silence to do the same shit all over again #and then to see a version of you come to fix it again.. it'd feel like an affront right? like somebody laughing at you? #i think it'd be fun if lana had to beat the oracle's ass in a duel and have a monologue about the Power of Friendship #something the oracle lost sight in the passage of time.. cynicism has taken over your heart etc etc #like.. the oracle sees it as a fool's errand (haha like the fleet foxes) to try and resolve this because haou yubel and. uh. the prince ?? #they cannot be reasoned with in a way that matters. if they're all together again then they will devour each other and the world around them #and it's better that they've returned to the Fuck You Dimension to do it‚ because less people will be caught in the crossfire now #sorry to the high schoolers who foolishly followed these people here lol 🤪 #but if we all just die in the fuck you dimension then it will Finally be Over‚ as it should have been so long enough #and lana is like... 1) FUCK you 2) SEEK THERAPY? #and she whoops the oracle so thoroughly that the oracle realizes that these kids are Not Actually the Same #in which case.. huh.. maybe there is something redeemable here.. ok i guess i will be ur comrade now #loosely thinking abt it‚ i think that parallels aster's fuck you love is real moment this season.. AND #it contrasts syrus' disillusionment arc.. the oracle would probably loove syrus lol! they said these bitches hopeless! fuck you jaden yuki!! #sriracha.txt #lana #oracule momence