#or alternatively: elliott has a Bad Time on their road to becoming a hippie

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Me: *searching "sustainable silverware"* there's gotta be a better option than the shitty little mostly plastic silverware set we bought at walmart a few years ago that's already falling apart

Eco website: buy this single fork/knife/spoon set for $90! or this full kitchen drawer set for $270!

Me: *closes ecosia*

#rambling #or alternatively: elliott has a bad time on their road to becoming a hippie #why are some environmentally friendly things so much more expensiveeee

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I hate how coconut milk is becoming like THE milk replacement in health foods. Like bro what do I do if I'm lactose intolerant AND allergic to coconuts 😭 please just give me something I can eat

#'oh but soy milk contains estrogen—' #you are an idiot #'oh but oat milk has almost as many calories as regular milk—' #yes and i need nutrients. human bodies run on calories #'but people who are allergic to tree nuts like almonds and cashews can usually tolerate coconut—' #okay well im allergic to coconut and NOT allergic to tree nuts please give me like ONE option that wont cause a reaction #'what the hell even is rice milk or pea milk—' #hitting you and hitting you and hitting you #look its not even like i mind seeing coconut milk everywhere. i know its an uncommon allergy and i know it has good health benefits #im just sick of seeing it as the ONLY option in EVERYTHING and people acting like its some sort of universal solution everyone can drink #my bro. that is the ONLY milk substitute that i CANT drink. can you please just give me a SINGLE other option #why is EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT ON THIS 'GUT FRIENDLY' 'WHOLESOME' PROTEIN POWDER SITE IM LOOKING AT MADE WITH COCONUT #ITS NOT VERY GUT FRIENDLY FOR PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES IF YOURE INCLUDING THE SAME POTENTIAL ALLERGEN IN LITERALLY EVERY OPTION #rambling #or alternatively: elliott has a Bad Time on their road to becoming a hippie #i made my throat bleed sampling the creamer and sugar from mud wtr #and when i went to get nondairy creamer from walmart instead i could only find one (1) option without coconut milk 😭 #save me