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I'm glad I changed the Sirloins before the Box au was going to be big.
Originally, they were supposed to be joke characters, descendants to Burgertron. And the story is going to focus around the future. It would've been a way different story.
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In the sparkling au
Moomalade: *humming*
President Burgertron: !!!, Ah Mo-
*the Sirloins fell on top of him*
Mouldlax Sirloin: whoa! That was intense
Murphy Sirloin: you don't even work for the GOTA! Why did you come along?!
Moomalade: Murphy Sirloin?! Spud Sirloin?! And there's more of you?
Spud Sirloin: hey!
Hash Sirloin: you guys are in do much trouble...
Pansy Sirloin: uhm, so do you!-
President Burgertron: get... Of.... My back...
Moomalade: Dad!
President Burgertron: Ugh.. Who are these bots? Moomalade, do you know them?
Moomalade: Uhh..
President Burgertron: Wait why does one of them look like Spud-?
Moomalade: Uhhhhh... Oh no.. Um um.. Sorry! *hits his head*
President Burgertron: Ack- *gets knocked unconscious*
Moomalade: Why are you guys here?! I thought you guys don't wanna be seen!
Murphy Sirloin: Well, something happened along the way upon entering this AU.. *side-eyes Mouldlax Sirloin* More like someone..
Mouldlax Sirloin: My bad..
Moomalade: Oh, I'm Moomalade! Ulf's my mom.. So who are you all? I haven't seen you before..
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Murphy Sirloin: So... what happened?
Pansy Sirloin: I asked Archiva to remove all the negative things in my life.
Murphy Sirloin: AND?
Burgertron, covered in bandages: I almost died.
Winona Sirloin: I mean... Is she wrong?...
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Lost Bots except Burgertron: Go to therapy!
Burgertron: What no! You guys needed therapy more than I am! I mean..
*points at Dimlit* One of you got possessed!
*points at Bonz-Eye* One of you got (adoptive) mother issues!
*points at Kikmee and Clogstopper* And uh.. hmm. Both of you guys are fine..
Bonz-Eye: What if you not going to therapy is the reason why your future self is a jerk?
Burgertron: . . . I'll go to therapy. Maybe that could change the future!
Pansy Sirloin: it simply!... Would...
Everyone: what?
Pansy Sirloin: nothing... I didn't say anything...
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Ok... But this audio fits with Pansy Sirloin and "bad ending" Burgertron, ya know...👇
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Him...
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Meet Pansy Sirloin! The Pansy Burger! The middle child of the Sirloin sibs!
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The sassy, sarcastic, brash and bold trickster!
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Be ready... Cuz a new Sirloin sibling is coming... And his name is Pansy Sirloin!!!
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@bloombird
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Pansy Sirloin: oh jeez... I just realized something, dad is a jerk...
Murphy Sirloin: yeah we know... He crushed all of our dreams... Like my dream of becoming a magician...
*flashback*
Little Murphy Sirloin: Dad! I wanna be a magician! And make things disappear with magic!
President Burgertron: you know what you're going to make disappear? My respect for you... Now leave, I have a meeting soon...
*flashback ends*
Spud Sirloin: yeah... And my dream of joining a musical...
*flashback*
Little Spud Sirloin: Dad, I wanna be in a musical! And sing songs!
President Burgertron: you know what else you're going to sing? Blues! Now leave, I have a presentation to say to everyone...
*flashback ends*
Winona Sirloin: and my dream of becoming a princess...
*flashback*
Little Winona Sirloin: Dad, I wanna be a princess!
President Burgertron: you're already spoiled enough, and it's still not enough? Damn... Can't do that, I have a party to attend to...
*flashback ends*
Pansy Sirloin: even my rockstar dream...
*flashback*
Little Pansy Sirloin: Dad!!! I wanna be a rockstar!!!
President Burgertron: Damn, being loud and annoying to me is not enough for you? Cuz the only thing you'll be rocking is my thin patience... I have to help one of the elites right now...
*flashback ends*
Sirloin sibs: you didn't have to crush our dreams just like that...
Moomalade: ...umm, can't relate... Sorry...
Spud Sirloin: how the heck did you get here?!
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For some reason in the Hazbin Hotel AU, I imagined a scenario where Stephen accidentally flashed a light at Bartleby in a dark room.
Since he's demon form is made of mirrors, he's now a walking disco ball...
Stephen: *wheezes* You would make a really great disco ball.
Bartleby: SHUT UP- Stop pointing the flashlight at me! Stop it!
Stephen:*shines flashlight at the Sirloin sibs* hehehehe
Parker: ha ha ha *pulls out glock*
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@bloombird
Literally Spud muffin interacting with Spud Jr, if Spud Jr just gave Spud muffin a bad day...
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I drew Pansy Sirloins' holo-form
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I'll be doing Winona soon!
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Burgertron tries drinking for the first time. He gets tipsy. Then he gets drunk by just one glass. One glass. How??!
Then he gets clingy and emotional to his squad. Actually, he gets clingy and emotional to anyone he sees.
Burgertron: *giggles* Oh! My kids- *hic* C'mere!
*He hugs them all*
Burgertron: I love you all so much! Do you know that? I wish I could adopt you all.. You're all so cute! I feel like I don't deserve you all.. *cries and hugs even tighter*
Gyelore from afar: Oh my god.. He acts like mom when she's drunk..
Pansy Sirloin: Ugh! Get off me, I can't breathe-!
Burgertron: Wahhh! I know you don't love me but I'll make it up to you- *hic* I'll do anything.. I'll do anything..
Pansy Sirloin: jump into the sewers -
Everyone (minus Burgertron): Pansy nnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!
Burgertron: okie *hic* Dokie!!! *Runs off to the toilets*
Murphy Sirloin: shi-
Spud Sirloin: haha! It's funny because We're heading to the toilets!!!
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Raven and her Botbot Theories Part 2
Raven: I've been having this question for a long time..
Marcus: Yeah? What is it this time?
Raven: How do botbots make babies?
Marcus: . . .
Raven: Like, do they make babies like humans do?
Marcus: . . .
Raven: I'm gonna ask them.
Marcus: Raven- No!
Murphy Sirloin: oh... Uh... We actually just "spawn"?
Spud Sirloin: yeah we "spawned"
Pansy Sirloin: definitely "spawned"
Winona Sirloin: we ... "Spawn"
Raven: ok... Not helpful... Uhm... Mother Strongroot!
Marcus: Raven!!!
*at the Divine's garden store*
Mother Strongroot: botbots "babies" you say?... Well that's a bit tricky but, we just exist because of the energon storm...most are currently younger than me... But it also depends on the time you're born in ... So adoption is also a thing, like the Slamside family... Ask them
*at the Slamside family*
Triple B: babies? Oh well...
Raven: I heard you have brothers and sisters, is that true?
Triple B: well yeah... But each of us are different... Even if we don't actually look like our parents... Or each other... Like for example, one of my sister Lemonerry St Caberr, she's a strawberry lemon cake with blackberry jam... But she's considered a burger for reasons... But we're siblings because we're made in the same kitchen!
*at the cool kiddies squad*
Melaudile: why are you asking us this? We're babies! We don't know!
Raven: *sigh*...
Regrub: I actually have a theory that maybe like fusion or something I don't know... *Chews fingers*
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Burgertron to the Sirloin Siblings: Hey, if you guys can do anything without any consequences to the timeline, would you have murdered me at first sight? Like me me. Not future me..
Burgertron's mind: If they said yes, I wouldn't be surprised..
Murphy Sirloin: no
Spud Sirloin: yes, you always play favorites, you always prefer Hash
Hash Sirloin: no, you risk your life for me... Also Spud Jr, that was rude!
Spud Sirloin: says the girl who dated a different guy every week!
Burgertron: wait wha-
Pansy Sirloin: Yes!!!
Winona Sirloin: No!!!
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