#pock: pieck i cant do this a minute longer

[quiveringdeer]

Porco: Reiner, I swear to fuck if you embarass me at this seaweed wrap I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth.

And when threat of violence doesn't work....

#laughing forever #porco galliard #reiner braun #aot shenanigans #nat talks aot #nonnie #answered asks #he just wants to enjoy his seaweed wrap and acai berry facemask turned edible smoothie bowl in peace!!! 😩 #ya know i bet someone's actuallt made some shiz like that.....all fun and games till someone makes it a challenge #him calling up Pieck in the dining area of the spa even though phones are frowned upon #pock: pieck i cant do this a minute longer #he's ruining my reputation! #he literally ate the facemask cause he thought it was a protein smoothie bowl!! #YN needs to come pick up her man cause im not drivin his ass home #and pieck is trying not to laugh too much #Pieck: awww sounds like you're bonding! #Porco: I'm literally going to drown him in the warm mud bath i swear #Pieck: Okay well try not to overheat yourself Poko. love you! 🥰 #then she hangs up and leaves him suffering as Reiner walks over with his tray of like three actual protein smoothie bowls #intending to eat them all and not share #well ok he bought one for pock but pock cant stomach after watching him act like a barbarian earlier #he really needs better friends #love them