#poor capitano is left pining after his friend's wifey

[frogchiro]

Hihi, me again I saw something where someone head cannoned that capitano was a abyss lector/abyss creature and because we know pierro is from keanrea’h (I’m not sure how to spell it) I thought maybe pierro and capitano would be close friends like if they use to be general and soldier or smth, that being said since they were close I think pierro would “share” his little wife with capitano on days where capitano has had a rough mission and his little wife would go check up on him, make him tea, help patch him up and stuff like that but now capitano is hopelessly in love with pierros wife.

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hello 🌱! it's actually a very good and interesting point! i have a little headcannon/theory about capitano being a creature of the abyss or got corrupted by it like childe except that no one helped him in the times of need and ended up as an abyss being

but this has so much potential?? like you said, imagine that not only since they are coworkers now since they're both harbingers, but they also know each other from a long lost past life it seems only they remember so they formed a close bond reaching past the dry 'we work together' acquaintances

fem! reader, mentions of wounds and violence, slight cursing, mentions of possibly yandere! pierro, sad capitano noises, this is set in the handmaiden!reader au

so when pierro married his wife capitano was actually very happy for his friend, the white haired man was a lone wolf since he can remember, even with khaen'riah still standing he never seemed to care for settling down or even having a romantic relationship with anyone, so when pierro announced he was courting you, the tsaritsa's personal handmaiden and that her majesty actually agreed to his request capitano was indeed a bit stunned but he was also strangely relieved that his friend wouldn't be alone anymore

you were a good match for the lord jester, you were tough, knew how to handle yourself and had quite the personality, capitano sometimes got to observe you while you were out doing your archon's deeds; qualities that you simply had to have in order to work in your very peculiar line of work

but on the other hand you were such a kind soul that at first the harbinger was thrown off by it; sure you were still young, but your innocence and kindness wasn't really something he'd expected to see, especially in a potential spouse of pierro of all people

yet here you were, the lovely, proud lady wife of the director of the fatui sitting next to him, the capitano, fretting over him and patching him up after a recent minor battle with enemy forces; sure they were few in numbers but they were vicious fucks, managed to nick him on his forearm quite deep, black-blueish blood leaking from the wound, definitely not something you'd see often, but you weren't even a bit disgusted or frightened, surely having gotten used to your husband's *unusual* khaen'rhian anatomy

besides since before even marrying you, pierro gained a very specific habit of 'sharing' you, his little dove, with capitano; not in the way the man understood at first, even recoiled at the thought of doing something so vile like taking advantage of you in a sexual manner, but with a glare and gruff explanation from pierro it quickly became clear that the sharing had absolutely no sexual context to it, it was merely meant as a friendly act of services like helping him dressing wounds, patching him up after a rough mission, making him tea and sometimes keeping him company

capitano was understandably a bit miffed by the proposal, he knew about pierro's...well, possesivness of you, almost to the point of obsession, always keeping a watchful eye on you and basically growling the second he saw that kid-tartaglia was his name? come close to you to chat, but he couldn't really refuse, after all not only it was pierro who we're talking about here letting his darling little wife do simple acts of service for him but it also was an opportunity to let go a bit and *deflate* from his usual rigid posture, figuratively and literally

capitano couldn't really explain it but in your presence he felt calm, like he could breathe easily again and didn't need to carefully watch his every step as to avoid getting, literally, stabbed in the back

before he knew it, he started to enjoy these sessions with you. every time he came back with new wounds you'd freak out a bit and basically drag him to his quarters to patch him up before making him tea and continue fretting over him. since capitano could contort and shape his body at will, he'd make the wounds seem deeper and scarier than they were in reality since it would earn him a tiny gasp from you and although it would also mean a scolding too, it was still worth the feeling of your soft little hands touching his unnatural body...

yet what really bothered, and even scared the harbinger were the feeling he started to catch...dangerous feelings that could quite literally destroy not only his career, everything he worked for, but also his precious friendship with pierro...and you, someone he came to like at first before foolishly catching feelings

capitano truly felt pathetic; he thought he had seen and experienced just about everything, a seemingly fatal wound that would kill a normal man in the blink of an eye, the countless deaths, the cruelty of battle, the delicious smell of fresh blood...yet it all somehow paled in comparison to falling in love with you friend's wife

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