#proper banda dancing like his knee on my balls while el prostipirugolfo played on full volume

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take this as journaling but the cool girlness lorde’s melodrama tove lo’s disco tits of a few weekends ago when me and the gals going to a goth themed party and arriving half past midnight rushing and swerving bc a boy had been waiting for me since 9 and for me to find like a group of norteños while talking to this boy just for me to be given the number of one of them still while talking to the boy like shamelessly in front of him and for us to then go inside to dance and find a group of like four people voguing to the suspiria soundtrack while everyone else was standing around and for us to go and hound and harrass the girl that had the phone connected to the speaker to play banda and for us to then monopolize it entirely for like the next three hours when the party was like a goth themed egirl flooded film bro organized one like imagine walking into a party and it looks like u time traveled to 80s germany but the music being played is the fucking la chona

#like the sheer euphoria and adrenaline when they played valentín's el sinaloense for me like i was the only sinaloense there i was like YES #DESDE NAVOLATO VENGO DICEN QUE NACÍ EN EL ROBLE ME DICEN QUE SOY ARRIERO PORQUE LES CHIFLO Y SE PARAN #like imagine that but it's a man in a zara girls dress size 13-14 and glued eyebrows (i was on kinderwh*re) #also me convincing a straight man from the north like the north of mexico he was from sonora to dance with me for half the night like #proper banda dancing like his knee on my balls while el prostipirugolfo played on full volume #went through most of that sober myself btw #i mean the night did have its lows bc the weird guy that kept hitting on me but it had its highs like the boy who was there with the girl i #have current beef with kissing anotherrrr girl in front of all of our eyes it was a high it def was #anyway SÍ ME DICEN QUE SOY ARRIERO PORQUE LES CHIFLO Y SE PARAN Y SI LES AVIENTO EL SOMBRERO YA VERÁN CÓMO REPARAN AYAYAYYYYYY