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[venuslove-28]

he's so boyfrien

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#also trying a diff way of drawing him dont mind me #i got red pencil lead im havin sm fun sjjs #redacted audio #redactedaudio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio guy #redacted guy #redacted asmr guy #redacted asmr fanart #redacted audio fanart #redacted fanart #redacted audio honey

[slushiepizza]

my interpretation of honey! they do legal admin work at d.a.m.n and handles the corporate side of it. they've already gotten the paperwork forms to breach covert with Guy and making him an informed unempowered, yet they seem to put off filling it.

also just a sidenote, but not all my listener ocs are masc, they just happen to be the ones i've drawn sjngjnjg

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[tankwiththeangst]

So yeah….

Now that the Anton audio is released publicly….

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A FOOLIVERSE GUY FIC!

ITS NOT A WANT, ITS A NEED!

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[dukecollinsbf]

guy has the worst bedhead ever and honey never knows how his hair gets so fucked up during the night

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[huxleaf]

I'm having too much fun with this

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[annahxredaxted]

Always Enough

Characters: Guy/Honey

Tw: cursing.

Honey feels bad for being standoffish.

•••

“Baaaa-Byyyy…? Are you here in the living room? Ohh there you are hi honey!” Guy giggled and sat next to them, they didn’t look at him, but had a half smile. The half he couldn’t see of course.

“Hi.” Honey mumbled, flicking through Shows on some streaming service. “How was your nap?” They asked, turning to look at him. Guys hair was a wreck to say the least, bed head, cowlicks and thrashing around mixed in one.

“Mmm it was good thanks! Now how are you my sweet pumpkin?” He said with a baby voice.

“It’s not even October yet.” Honey mumbled. Which earned a smile from guy.

“I knoww but when you look so cute and cuddly in that orange shirt you can’t expect me not to say anything!” Guy explained while talking with his hands.

Honey looked down, double checking the shirts color before looking back up.

“I’d say this is more of a yellow-ish gold.” They debated before clicking on a movie, dumb and dumber.

“Ugh! Whatever,” guy rolled his eyes before cuddling into their side. “I like this movie! Can I watch with you?” Honey nodded.

“Of course you like it.” They muttered to which guy had an offended look before chuckling and grabbing the nearest blanket to cuddle them.

“Your hair looks good today.” Guy complimented before moving his hands to twirl a single finger in it before dropping his hand back to their leg. They blushed, stupid things like that making them not know what to say.

“Uhm thanks I guess.” They said breathily, their hand planted on guys thigh.

He chuckled, “you are just so cute.” He said giggling to which they rolled their eyes.

“Watch the damn movie.” They scolded before smacking his hand out of their hair.

He giggled and said ‘owwww’ guy kissed their cheek before being quiet and staying still, continuing to cuddle up beside them.

Honey smiled ever so slightly as he watched the movie, their gaze but not their head making its way to him.

‘I love you.’ They thought. But refrained from saying anything, because guy would never let them live that down. For risk of being to-to sappy they looked at the Television intently.

Eventually 30 minutes went by and guy started whining.

“Honey I’m hungry.” He said with puppy eyes.

“Then go get something to eat. I went to the store yesterday.” They said before looking at him while he said,

“Can you get me something? Pleasee?” He smiled before honey groaned, and stood while muttering.

“Making me get up during my damn movie,” they paused in their steps.

“What do you want?” They asked guy as he shot up with a grin.

He smiled and thought for a dramatically long time.

“Hmm…do we have any crackers?” He asked before adjusting his sock.

“I think we have some goldfish..does that work?” Honey Asked with a straight face while grabbing a bowl from the cabinet

He nodded and smiled while waiting.

They retrieved the goldfish and trudged back into the kitchen, adjusting their sweatpants drawstring while standing.

“Here ba— uh guy.” They mumbled out and coughed to cover up their fumble. They refrained from any Petname— which was always normal for them, but they couldn’t quite place why it almost slipped out. Their usually better about that.

Guy gave a weird look but took the bowl, honey sat back down. He offered them crackers every now and then, but they usually denied.

Guy rose a cracker to their lips and looked at them from the side with a wide grin.

“If you make airplane noises I’m leaving.” They stated before taking the cracker and eating it on their own accord.

He giggled again and smiled. “I love you.” He said while looking at them. They muttered something.

“Honey. Say it back.” He said almost seriously.

They sputtered. “I did!” They defended.

Guy rolled his eyes. He seemed like he had been joking and only rolling his eyes to be a brat. But honeys brain kicked in.

They felt bad, their eyes look at him through their peripheral vision, not looking directly at him. They sighed quietly.

“I..I’m sorry.” They whispered, not knowing 100% what they’d did wrong.

He looked at them. “It’s okay honey— I was just joking I’m not actually upset baby.” He smiled and chuckled a bit. His face went serious when he realized they felt bad.

“No its..it’s not.. I’m sorry guy I don’t always mean to be so..so..” they searched for the words but their mind blanked.

“Reserved?” He asked quietly. They nodded with a sigh.

“Im sorry guy.. i really really-,” guy stopped them, holding them closer and kissing the top of their head.

He shushed them. He realized that they’ve always been like this. Nothing he could do but love them.

“I love you guy.” They mumbled, he smiled and nodded. “I know. I always knew, no matter if you say it or not. Hey. I’ll never get upset at you for being quiet with your feelings. You don’t always have to voice everything. I know you love me through your actions. And that’s enough Honey. You’re enough. You’ll always be enough.”

…..

“Always..”

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@itsdaifuku @darlincollins @shellssstuff @verrverii @youisagayhooman

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[crysoon]

differences between redactedverse stories r so funny, shaw pack at war with an orphan vampire whilst guy from the pizza shop is looking at his ass in the bathroom mirror tryna to make it clap

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[sheawritesstuff]

Guy Doodle Page :]

#He's such a creature #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted guy #redacted asmr guy #redacted audio guy #redacted fanart #shea draws

[joshusten]

silly headcannons for a silly guy (and some honey!!!) while i write my fic lol (some of these were probably mentioned before idk !)

- as i implied in my last fic, guy loves phineas and ferb lmao other shows he definitely loves r gravity falls and adventure time (probably inspired him to take creative writing!)

**fun fact: the song he sings was originally a taylor swift song, specifically the bridge to "cruel summer" bc lol ofc he would AND thats from his fave album and he has definitely daydreamed of slowdancing with honey to "lover" too many times

- guy has an ao3 acc im so serious rn and i would like to believe honey read his works from a fandom they share before

- guy LIVES in tiktok. vine kid to tiktok addict pipeline,,,,he often watches those tiktoks that analyze the plot/lore/deeper meaning of diff types of media like video games, films, music etc (think Leftie from tiktok)

- tries to convince honey to do a tiktok dance with him

- he kinda would do a tiktok while on his break at Max's (THE VIBES R THAT ONE FNAF SONG AND HES DOING THE HAND GESTURE/DANCE IN THE BATHROOM OR SUMN LMAOOOO)

- has a crush on brennan lee mulligan

- guy's also a theater kid : ) which i wanna put in ANOTHER fic im making (i have too many wips its embarrassing)

- kids love guy (big brother vibes fr hes a riotwith them) but is also often a victim of their brutal honesty

- kids also love honey and often recieves sweet and genuine compliments you could get from a kid

kid to honey: "woah, your hair is so pretty!"

guy: "I KNOW RIGHT??!!"

kid: "....ur weird."

guy: "..."

kid: "and u smell like weird pizza."

- GUY TALKS WITH HIS HANDS!!!!! very animated movement LMAO

- i also mentioned it before but guy has a "great-for-karaoke" voice bc hes such a hypeman so every song he sings is just a vibe and honey has the most heavenly and soothingvoice

- honey plays fps games IDK WHY but i just imagine them screaming in rage

- when theyre on a walk and guy's talking to honey or telling a story to them, he tends to look at them (like walk backward or just not look in the direction theyre going) so he has a tendency to nearly hit poles/trees/streetlamps etc.

- honey formed a habit of just instinctively reaching out to guy by his arm or hand to get him out of the way when hes about to bump into something

- there was one time when honey grabbed guy by the waist to pull him away from a pole and guy is just......left flustered and stuttering, forgetting whatever the tea he was gossping to them

hehe thats all im gonna stop procrastinating

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[mr-laveau]

Guy is into Legos and you can't tell me otherwise. Good day

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[somethin-human]

Headcanon that when Honey has a panic attack/anxiety attack/a lot of stress , Guy just lays his entire weight on them and they end up falling asleep together 👀

(Please, Erik, I’m begging you, I need a Guy comfort audio)

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[venuslove-28]

some guy crumbs

#everytime i draw him he looks different i cant help it #guy redacted audio #pizza guy redacted audio #redacted audio guy #redacted guy #redacted asmr guy #redacted asmr honey #redacted audio honey #redacted fanfic #redacted asmr #redacted fandom #redacted audio #redacted audio fanart

[agentplutonium]

"After a Long Day" Headcanons

I'm bored, sick, and thinking about a brief conversation that me and @penncilkid had the other night, so here's a list of different redacted bois coming home after a long day.

I'm not gonna do all the redacted bois, but here are the ones that are in this post: Milo, Asher, David, and Guy

Milo is always about physical contact. He usually uses this tactic for when Sweetheart is working too hard, but he loves being able to hold his mate close at any moment. When he's had a hard shift, he wouldn't even say anything to Sweetheart before dragging them to the couch and trapping them there. This always amuses Sweetheart. They would spend this time talking at to Milo, finding any way to kiss any part of him. There would be nothing going on, just Sweetheart's soft voice, their hands and lips against his skin, and the love that he feels for them.

Asher seeks out comfort foods when he gets home from a long day. Baabe would help prepare said food (most of it was junk, or things that he would make with his family, but it didn't matter to Baabe what it was as long as it helped.) After the things were made, they would build a nest in the living room and settle in it to play games for hours on end. They would eat, laugh, and make stupid bets while playing games just for the fun of it.

David is a tough guy, and he usually won't admit when he's tired after a long day. However, when he gets home and is just a little bit more clingy than usual, Angel usually catches on. This is where they would start to do damage control, complaining about how tired they were, and how much their coworkers got on their nerves, and "will you cuddle with me?"s until David 'gives in' because he'd do anything for his Angel. This was the first part of their plan. Angel would then get David to lie down in their lap so they'd be able to play with his hair. David would protest half-heartedly, but he never won the fight. Angel moved on to the third part of the plan, putting on a series of YouTube videos that they watched regularly and turned the volume down so it was just background noise. They would run their fingers through his hair, and David would slowly relax and close his eyes. Sometimes he'd fall asleep like that. Angel never did tease him for when he was like this, but they did take pride in the fact that he could help them relax.

Guy would usually be the opposite of how he normally acts, which is Honey's first clue to how his day went. When he's had a long day, it's usually because he had a lot of deliveries/customers and was just human'd out for the day. Honey would ask him point-blank if he wanted to have their presence or not. If he said no, Honey would give him a kiss before sending him to bed, telling him they were there if they needed him. They would get made fun of for being so soft, but he still listened. If he did want them to stick around, the two of them would end up on the couch tangled together watching one of their shows. Honey would be running their hands along his body in a soothing manner, sometimes running their fingers into his hair, but there would be no talking. There would be no expectation of conversation, or jokes, or anything like that. Guy appreciated it more than anything being able to just exist like that.

anyway that's all from me :D i hope you guys enjoyed this cause idk it was fun for me. i might do more like this in the future ngl.

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[tankwiththeangst]

The best way I can describe my interpretation of Honey is that they look like the HOT lifeguard in Lilo and Stitch but MALE

But their hair is a more burnt orange (I guess)

They are slightly darker than her though

Their hair is also more wavy

Honey’s skin/body looks soft and smooth but as soon as they flex it’s just muscle

(Guy did basically admit Honey could crush his head between their thighs if they wanted to)

(And they have a nice[fat] ass)

Also Honey is slightly taller than Guy

This is my interpretation so do not have a fit because this doesn’t match how YOU imagine Honey

This is just something I wanted to share because I was bored and I really miss Honey and Guy

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[redactedgender]

there’s a honey

ao3 link here

(15k words)

some tags: Porn with some plot ; Switching ; Flirting ; Awkwardness ; we love an enby who uses gendered language in genderfucky ways ; guy and his inability to stfu /pos ; No beta we die like xavier ; yall have met crow already. let me introduce you to sage ; Overuse of italics ; so many italics

its finally here! my 15k word guy/honey smut :] today is also (what i consider) my one year redacted listening anniversary. this series has meant a lot to me during the past year, and im very happy to have found out abt it when i did.

so, here's a fic that i hadn't originally planned on posting for my one year, but hey, guess now's as good a time as any to post it!

a reminder: this fic is 18+/NSFW.

a snippet under the cut

They hated to admit it, but kissing Guy was very quickly becoming their favorite thing to do. Not that they would ever admit that to him, of course. They had an image to maintain. But in their mind, they could think about kissing their boyfriend all they wanted. The quick pecks in the morning before he rushed off to work, the slow kisses they would share while he cooked dinner (because despite working almost every day in a pizza place making pizzas for sometimes ten hours or more in a single day, Guy liked cooking for the two of them), the multiple pecks across their face as he tried to distract them from something, mostly their work. There was something about Guy that made them act like— this . Like some kind of punch-drunk teeanger experiencing their first real relationship. Butterflies in their stomach, face constantly flushed anytime they looked at him, feeling flustered when he would say their name, all of the stuff that they had never experienced before. Guy surely was giving them the real “boyfriend experience” that they had only read about in high school. Speaking of their boyfriend— Sage looked up from their phone at the sound of the bell ringing out as the door into Max’s Rustic Pizza opened, and rolled their eyes at Guy’s frazzled grin and wide-eyed stare at his partner. Sage was leaning against the hood of their car, headphones on and blasting music, though it had been turned off and the headphones had been moved to hang around Sage’s neck. Guy looked them up and down, eyebrows wiggling enticingly, and Sage made a disgusted little noise they didn’t mean, which only made Guy laugh. Like Sage wasn’t just wearing jeans and a hoodie. He was ridiculous sometimes. “Hey there, hot stuff!” Guy called out, leering closer to his partner and arching an eyebrow. “Who are you waiting for, huh? Certainly someone as hot as you managed to bag someone as equally hot, right? I just know they’ve gotta be charming and handsome, and extremely funny, too!” He grinned, and Sage elbowed him in the arm, not hard, but sharp enough to make him recoil back and hold his arm. “Ow! I was complimenting you, what’d you do that for?” “Never call me ‘hot stuff’ again, first of all,” they retorted, adjusting their position against their car and tugging their hoodie around their shoulders tighter as a sharp wind tore through the air. Even though it was April and most of the days were getting warmer and warmer, the occasional chilly day still popped up, and today was one of them. “Second of all, I’m waiting for you , so I can go back to the apartment and finally play Zelda since you wanted to watch me play it instead of playing it yourself.” “Aww, c’mon, honey,” Guy crooned, resting one hand on the hood of the car and leaning his hip against it, tilting his head to peer at them with his (really fucking pretty, goddamn this fucking guy—) hazel eyes. “You know why I like watching you play it—you get so into the game, it’s adorable!” “It’s adorable when I’m screaming ‘fuck’ at the Lynels for killing me for the fifth time in a row? Or that one time I got so angry when I fell off a cliff and clipped through the world and lost all my gear that I had to go into my room before I punched our TV?” They deadpanned, eyebrow raised in question, and Guy nodded and grinned, biting his bottom lip like he was trying (and failing) to contain his excitement.  “Mhm!” He brought his other hand to scratch at his head, a habit he had. “I mean, you’re just so good at the game, so it’s hardly fair for me to even play it! It’s much better as a viewing experience anyway, especially with my head in your lap. I mean, the only way it would be an even better viewing experience would maybe include me on my knees. Or maybe with my head between your—” Sage slapped Guy’s arm again, ignoring the way their face felt flushed at what their boyfriend was insinuating. “Not in public, you—!”

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[huxleaf]

“You're the sun, you've never seen the night but you hear it's song from the morning birds.”

- Huxley , Guy , Geordi

“Well, I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star but awake at night I'll be singing to the birds.”

- Damien , Honey , Cutie

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