#roswell jackass: banshees in our midst

[shilohmoore]

time:  monday, oct 24th 12:30am / 00:30am location: shocktober fest  status: closed to @zibbylapointe​ & @strikercannon

It’s a decision influenced mostly by a combination of the tequila in the Sleepy Hollow cocktails and bottles of pumpkin ale atop a foundation of already-poor impulse control. Shiloh and Beth have been known to terrorize innocent passersby at these events, hitting below the belt by jumping at a crowd who have just escaped one of the haunted houses, assuming they’d be safe beyond the exit signs. In one instance in 2018, they’d made a kid cry and had atone with enough sugar to probably keep the kid up all night. And enough cocktails to pay that kid’s parent a proper apology.

Now, the terrible two have set their sights on Striker Cannon. As he’s resting against a picnic bench for an all-too-short food break, Shiloh and Beth put their plan into motion. 

“Okay, okay,” Shiloh finally gets out after quieting the laughter bubbling up from their core. “Shh! Shh... Okay... Here we go, Bette.”

Hidden in the shrubbery made up to be a haunted maze, Shiloh counts down from three. Then they let out a blood-curdling, banshee shriek. The sound is a diversion made firstly to draw attention and secondly to cover up the sound of Beth’s footsteps now hurdling towards Striker.

#roswellhalloween2022 #i: striker #i: beth #roswell jackass: banshees in our midst #roswell jackass: 001 #my dumb american brain can't handle military time #ready to change anything if needed!! #alcohol tw