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My GF’s Meme

Jaune: Yang, as the resident punster I need your opinion on a meme my girlfriend made.

Yang: Penny made a meme? Oh this I gotta see!

Jaune: Thanks! So, here it is.

Yang: ...

Jaune: So... do you like it?

Yang: Damn that's funny.

Jaune: Oh thank gods... I thought so too, but I needed a third opinion, otherwise I'd just be the agreeing boyfriend. You know?

Yang: I understand. I found this hilarious. I'd totally bang, Penny for making this joke.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Touch my robot waifu, and I'll shank you.

Yang: ...

Yang: W-What?

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Android Alterations

Jaune: Hey, Penny?

Penny: Yes, Boyfriend Jaune?

Jaune: Now I’m not saying I want you to, or that you have to! But, since you’re an android, can you change… your bodies… proportions?

Penny: Inquiry: What do you mean by: Change my bodies proportions?

Jaune: Like, can you make yourself… say taller?

Penny: I can do just that! One moment.

Jaune: One moment, one moment for…? Whoa…

Penny: There! Now I am as tall as, Boyfriend Jaune!

Jaune: Waow that’s amazing!

Penny: I can do even more than that!

Jaune: Like what?

Penny: I can also change my body shape from a, ‘ruler’ type body into a ‘hourglass’ shape. For example:

Jaune: Ruler, hourglass what arrrrrrrrr…? Oh…

Penny: What do you think?

Jaune: Slim to thic just like that? Impressive.

Penny: I can also make my thighs thiccer!

Jaune: But, aren’t they alll… Okay, you went from a ten to a twenty… those are certainly… watermelon crushing thighs…

Penny: I can also change my cup size to your liking!

Jaune: M-My liking? Penny I like your breast the way…

Penny: B-Cup to H-Cup!

Jaune: The way they are now…

Penny: What do you think, Boyfriend Jaune?

Jaune: That’s certainly impressive, Penny. It’s always amazing to see the things that you can do.

Penny: Sensational! I am now, Boyfriend Jaune’s ideal woman! We shall celebrate this by engaging in the, ‘Snu Snu!’

Jaune: Wait?! Ideal woman? Penny, you were always my ideal woman, even before all of this. It was always just you.

Penny: Oh~! Boyfriend Jaune is the best guy any girl android could ask for~! But, inquiry: Based upon your past porn history; Isn’t this your preferred body type?

Jaune: You went through my porn history?!

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: So y-you also know what else I’m into…?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: And, knowing all of that, you still want to do the, ‘Snu Snu?’

Penny: With this body: Yes.

Jaune: …

Jaune: A-Add four more inches… then we’ll do the, Snu Snu…

Penny: Sensational~!

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Roomba B

Jaune: Hey, Penny, you want to see the new security system I've made?

Penny: I'm sorry, Jaune, but knowing your limited technical knowledge, what possible security system could you develop that would have any potential effectiveness?

Jaune: First off: Rude. But, you haven't seen the brilliance of a mad man before haven't you! May I present to you the newest, and most brilliant innovation in home defense!

Penny: ...

Jaune: I call it: "Insert Name Here." Because I haven't thought of a cool name, and I'm not good at naming stuff...

Penny: ...

Jaune: So... What do you think?

Penny: I wish to fornicate with you in the desire of producing future off-spring between the two of us.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Penny: I want you to fuck me, and give me your babies!

Jaune: What?!

Penny: GIVE ME YOUR BABIES!!!

Jaune: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. Okay.

Penny: Sensational!

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A Toster

Yang: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: What's up?

Yang: Since you're dating, Penny now, have you ever felt an urge to fuck a toaster?

Jaune: ...

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Can I get a NNN prompt but with Penny

NNN : P2

Jaune: Fuck…

Blake: What’s wrong, Jaune?

Jaune: I lost the challenge…

Blake: NNN?

Jaune: Yep…

Blake: On the first day?

Jaune: Yep…

Blake: How…?

Jaune: Uhh… You know what, go ask, Penny for a hands on demonstration.

Blake: You’re telling me to sleep with your girlfriend?

Jaune: Its physically impossible for me to explain it to you. Once you have experienced it, you’ll understand…

Blake: Okay…? Back in a bit then.

Jaune: See ya.

~~~

1 Hour Later

~~~

Jaune: So, how did it go…?

Blake: It began and ended before I even noticed…

Jaune: How long?

Blake: 15 minutes and 6 seconds…

Jaune: Really, what took you so long?

Blake: I needed to rest to get my head to stop spinning from the mind numbing pleasure, and so I could get some feeling back in my legs…

Jaune: Ahh… I was about the same, give or take a few minutes…

Blake: So… was it how fast she made you lose the reason your so upset…

Jaune: No… Its that she stopped that’s leaving me so upset.

Blake: Oh, I see… C-Can I join you, next time…

Jaune: What?!

Blake: I mean, come on that was fantastic! And… Penny does have two hands… so…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: We can alternate… that way, we can extend it by… a few minutes…

Blake: Awesome!

Yang: What… What the hell happened to you two?

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Oh look, a few more minutes…

Blake: Perfect…!

#rwby #jaune arc #penny polendina #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #penny x jaune #jaune x penny #rwby arculusrift

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Jaune nnn vs penny

NNN : P

Penny: Purge! Must Purge all nut related products! Boyfriend-Jaune must not have nuts in his diet!

Ruby: Uhh, Penny, that’s not what, NNN, actually…?!

Jaune: No no, I’m scared how focused she is to this, I don’t want her to actually know what it means!

Ruby: She’s just taking away all the bag of nuts, it can be that…?!

“BOOM!”

Ruby: Bad…?

Penny: All nut related food items of been eradicated!

Jaune: Not a word…

Ruby: Okay…

Yang: Hey guys, anyone wants some pecans?

Penny: Nuts directed. Activate purge protocols.

“BOOM!”

Yang: Oh gods, my nuts?!

Jaune: Phrases I never want to hear again…

#rwby #jaune arc #penny polendina #ruby rose #yang xiao long #penny x jaune #jaune x penny #rwby arculusrift