#saejima should be hairy tho

[majimassqueaktoy]

the other rgg boys are hairless because rgg didnt bother to model them with body hair but spiritually we know they should be hairier- Majima however is hairless because he goes to a salon and gets a full body wax every friday afternoon at 3pm on the dot.

#he waits til when you turn your console off to go make dinner and he runs down to the salon #like hes a regular all the girls know him hes in every friday so that hes fresh for the weekend #Its true he told me #its why his legs were hairless in those fishnets #the image with his leg up behind his head while some nice middle aged beautician waxes his ass hair is just funny to me #i can see it clear as day in my head #I think nishiki would get his chest waxed tho #and I think young kiryu and nishiki heard about shaving making you aerodynamic so they did that #but once kiryus dadcore he isnt bothered with being aerodynamic anymore #saejima should be hairy tho #and he should have a fat ass but like. apparently we arent allowed to have ANYTHIN in this world #akiyama should have hairy ass legs like he should always have chest hair peakin out hes just that kinda skank ya know #rikiya should be like ultra hairy dont ask me why i just believe it #like if he made it to middle age (rip baby) he'd be one those fellas with mad back hair n stuff 💗 #baba would be pretty hairless... partly just from genetics but he prob has a shave now n then. #anyone else 🤔