#schitt's creek monthly color challenge

[tyfinn]

Peacock

#2 @a-noble-dragon

“What the fuck are you doing?” 

David stopped dead in tracks when he saw his husband standing in front of their full-length mirror, taking a selfie. 

Wearing only his underwear. 

With a bird on them. 

When he slowly turned around, grinning from ear to ear, David gasped. 

“Why do you have a bird-”

“It’s a peacock, actually, David.”

“Why do you have a peacock on the front of your underwear?”

“Stevie bought them for me and thought you, I mean we, would like them. She wanted a picture.”

“Why would she? You know what? I don’t even want to know…”

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[tyfinn]

Denim

“What the fuck are you doing?”

“What?” Patrick grunted. “I’m, uh, putting on my jeans!”

“Honey, as much as I would love to see you stuff yourself in those mid-range denim, I think they may be, um, a tad too tight?” Patrick grunted again, and grinned when he was finally able to pull the zipper up.

“There! What do you think?” Patrick turned around so David could get the whole effect. David pursed his lips. 

“Looks great. Now sit down.”

“What?”

“I’d say it again, but I’m too afraid you may cut the circulation to your legs if you try.”

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[tyfinn]

Berry

#4 @a-noble-dragon

“What the fuck are you doing?” 

Patrick had been in the bathroom for over twenty minutes, while David stood outside with his arms crossed. 

“I don’t want any customers to see!” 

“One, there are no customers, and two, see what?” 

“My ongue!”

“Your what? Let me in!” Patrick opened the door and David raised his eyebrows and quietly gasped.

“Wha- Why are your lips and tongue blue?”

“Twyla had a new berry smoothie, and it sounded really good-”

“Say no more. Is the toothpaste helping?” Patrick stuck out his berry-blue tongue.

“You tell me, David!”

“No. No it is not.”

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Cerulean

#3 @a-noble-dragon

“What the fuck are you doing?”

“I'm getting dressed. What does it look like I'm doing?”

Patrick turned around to face his husband after he finished buttoning his blue, short-sleeved shirt. He was about to put on a tie when David grabbed it out of his hand. 

“Hey! Give it back!”

“Nope. And you're changing that shirt! A tie with a short-sleeved shirt is incorrect!”

“It's gonna be warm out today. And I know you love me in cerulean,” Patrick grinned. 

“I do love you in cerulean. But there’s no way I'm letting you out of the house wearing that!”

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