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Mother i’m in a tweet

#comeback arc #hello everyone… Kiss #seakicker speaks

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as a certified hairy pussy enjoyer, i am obligated to share my hairy pussy enjoyer genshin headcanons because i am objectively correct 110% of the time. i have never shared an incorrect take in my entire life.

i (self-indulgently) consider childe a hairy pussy lover because i’ve always been obsessed with the idea of snezhnayan men valuing fertility and comfort in a partner over all else given how uninviting and uncomfortable the snezhnayan landscape is. soft bodies that suggest luxury, a comfortable lifestyle, and fertility are the apex of snezhnayan beauty standards because the ability to successfully birth, care for, and raise a child is so important in a place where the elements act against you the entire year. you know how humans don’t have a designated mating season because we’re the one species able to consistently mate indoors and don’t have to worry about “surviving the winter” as much as other non-human animals do? childe didn’t get the memo. he needs a thick, soft wife to get him through the winter, and a soft bush of pubes suggests fertility like absolutely nothing else. this applies to any other snezhnayan character btw childe’s just my fave hairy pussy enjoyer LMAO

tighnari and gorou both love hairy pussy for the same reason— as fox and dog hybrids, they have finely-tuned senses of smell and hair tends to hold onto a body’s scent more intensely than smooth, shaved skin does. you know that inner-thigh sweat that builds up on a hot day underneath the legholes of your shorts? consider that the appetizer before the feast for tighnari and gorou because they go ham on your body’s natural scent like absolutely nothing else. the chemically, artificial smells of perfumes and ointments? no thanks, those irritate their sensitive noses— you smell loveliest with your natural scent.

i like to imagine that albedo and scaramouche don’t grow body hair below the nose because they’re not human and mammals are partially characterized by having body hair. i also have the headcanon that scara and albedo’s head hair never grows and they were just created with the exact hair + eyelashes eyebrows they have now and nothing ever grows naturally, but that’s not really the point here. anyways, i like to imagine that they take some sort of fascination with your body’s hair because it’s something they don’t experience and don’t know too much about. it’s a lot of fun. you’ll have to ask very nicely for scaramouche to not tug on your hair because he doesn’t really care if it hurts you or not— it’s just another way he can make things miserable for you since pubes are unique to you and not him LMAO

#HAIRCHADS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!! #i have a different post in mind for female characters if anyone wants to hear it #seakicker speaks #spicy #chubby reader #fem reader #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #cw sweat #cw breeding #cw pregnancy

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Hi everyone— I didn’t have any plans to ever post here again because I’m enjoying my retirement, but I still receive email notifications for comments from ao3 and the like so I was made aware of this this morning.

All of the content you see on both my ao3 and my tumblr is completely mine. I tagged inspirations where necessary— for instance, I reference the hentai doujin mangaka ankoman as partial inspiration for my Venti fanfic in the ending author’s notes of that fic on ao3, but all fics and posts themselves are completely mine. Any reposts you see of my content are simply that— reposts. No need to link me or tag me in any reposts you find, as I’m retired and none of it really affects me anymore, but I did want to log in to say I’m aware that this is sadly happening and to re-clarify that my content is my content.

Thank you so much again for all your love and support over the past few years, and thank you to the anon commenter on ao3 for letting me know about this problem. It’s embarrassing that people felt my retirement was grounds to reupload my work, but whatever. You’re always allowed to save, screenshot, make google drive copies of etc my work (I know that google drive reuploads of my deleted enstars works were discussed somewhere once) for personal use or to share with friends, but please don’t post them publicly and certainly don’t act like they’re yours. I think everybody knows that bbw pregnancy big belly breeding mating press porn has long been my brand so I doubt you’ll be able to pass any of my stuff off as your own that effectively lol

#i miss you guys #take care #seakicker speaks

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i’m 23 years old today….. gosh i remember celebrating my 20th birthday on tumblr

#i’m old #seakicker speaks

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hhfbfng ovipos brainrot today!!! thinking sooo hard about being a big tentacle monster/octopus hybrid’s little mate and being ready to finally lay the clutch they put in me a few months prior… lying in a makeshift bed of their tentacles bc they want their darling mate to be as comfortable as possible during the process; surely they know that a human body isn’t meant for this sort of thing and so they go above and beyond trying to make it as painless and easy as possible for me. a few extra tentacles stroke my belly and my face affectionately as i whimper and writhe and lay their clutch, another tentacle helping ease the eggs out and set them aside in a safe bed we set up for them. my monster mate purring and chirping happily as i do my job as their sweet mate and the cuddling afterwards is second to none once all the eggs have safely been laid… good stuff

#oh to have a monster bf with a bajillion tentacles #cw oviposition #cw tentacles #cw monsterfucking #cw egg laying #cw pregnancy #cw breeding #seakicker speaks #spicy

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i absolutely love when you guys send me the “weird” or “hear me out” characters you’d wanna fuck… it makes me feel like we’re at a sleepover talking about our crushes. like yesss anon i support your xenomorph and optimus prime thirsting 100%

#i absolutely love ‘hear me out’ characters #seakicker speaks

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i imagine it’s all something like this 🧐

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my dad’s going to japan for work because he does a lot of international business stuff and he very nicely asked if i’d like him to look out for any merch while he’s there and i’m dying. i also asked him to take one of my little childe kororins to take candid pics of him chilling in japan 😭

#i will happily post the pics of childe kororin in japan #seakicker speaks

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always a colossal, colossal fan of chubby chaser genshin men. itto who only watches porn with the goofiest titles you’ve ever read like “CHUBBY ANGEL RIDES COCK BEAUTIFULLY!!!!” and sits there so amazed and awe-struck he forgets to actually jerk off and just comes hands-free in his pants bc he’s so turned on. childe who’s a little too handsy and playful with his chubby bff, always squeezing their belly and hugging them tight whenever they meet up to “just hang out”, in childe’s words. venti who gives you little pinches and squeezes just to tease you and hear you yelp bc you’re adorable when you get embarrassed over his gropes. Yeah

#they’re all chubby fans #the genshin women too they’re all chubby fans too #seakicker speaks #chubby reader

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no dude ok imagine being stuck between merman childe and sea serpent zhongli and they’re both pining after you to put their clutch into since it’s mating season… until they get the bright idea to compromise and both of them end up putting all of their eggs into you, leaving you twice as full as normal (and even just one clutch would be an insane amount for you, let alone two!). sweet little human mate with a belly full of two monsters’ eggs

#i’m full insane today #seakicker speaks #cw oviposition #cw monsterfucking #cw pregnancy

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another for my ginger collection…. god i need him Carnally

#once this game comes to ps5 it’s over for y’all #the fucking. childe pose #im in danger #and the line about training and being a champion??? literally childe #seakicker speaks

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i call this one “airtight seal”

#when is enough enough? #yes this is my photo this is my bed lol #seakicker speaks

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my honest pussy eating skills rating chart in terms of technique (do they actually know what they’re doing) and energy (are they slow/deliberate or quick/messy) … thoughts

#i made this in the bathroom at work #boss makes a dollar i make a dime so i make genshin pussy eating headcanons on company time #seakicker speaks

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today’s monsterfucker brainrot is the idea of jelly eggs (merman eggs, perhaps) wriggling and squirming inside my womb while the eggs grow and develop… just thinking about them maybe pushing up against one another and competing for space in my cramped womb because 10-12 eggs is just too much for a human body to comfortably handle. monster hubby got too excited and ended up pumping one too many into me so now the pressure and fullness just have me a moaning, weak mess 24/7 🙏

#i just wanna feel something squirm inside me bro #seakicker speaks #cw oviposition #cw pregnancy #cw monsterfucking

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SEAKICKER FOLLOWERS IT IS OUR TIME

#HE NEEDS TO ATOP TARGETING ME #PLANE ASMR AND A PREGPOST THR NEXT DAY???? #seakicker speaks

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i like to imagine that childe is just as awful at saying “no” to his kids as he was with his siblings when he was younger— just as we saw him being utterly incapable of telling teucer no in his story quest, he’s equally as incapable of telling his own kids no once you and him finally have a family of your own. they ask for ice cream on the way home? perfect, they get something they enjoy and he’ll pick up a treat you like as well. they want to play with him when he has work to do? fine by him, he could use a break anyways. they want to snuggle before bed? great, he can rope you into it too so everyone gets some cuddle time. he could never tell his little dumplings “no” 🥺

#i’m so soft bye #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #seakicker speaks