#serving my takes like i serve my culinary dishes: piping hot and spicier than Death Mountain

[spiderwh0re]

7, 9, 10, and 13 for any fandom you want. STAY MAD 💪💪🤌‼️

7. Brother when I tell you how ANGRY Raiden Ei stans make me oh. my god. I DIDN'T LOVE LOVE HER ORIGINALLY BECAUSE I WAS A SCARAMOUCHE FAN BUT (I swear I'm not one of the mean aggressive ones). THEN I SAW HOW HER FANS ACT AND IT WAS WRITTEN IN BLOOD WITHIN ME. CALM YOUR ASSES AND ACCEPT THAT NOT EVERYONE LIKES HER AND SHE'S ACTUALLY NOT WRITTEN WELL. homegirl goes from legitimately emotionless, uncaring killer to "oh, sorry about that 🥺" but like,,, the trope is not pulled off well (there's also just a lot of weird personality gaps and confusion if you think about her lore and how she's treated other people?? it's a rabbit hole)

(Fandom: genshit impulsebuying)

9. Wizardmon dies, next question

(Fandom: 8 kids get sucked into phone world and kill god)

10. Incest shippers

(Fandom: sad bug apocalypse game)

13. honestly blorbofication doesn't really bother me because it takes a LOT to make me cringe and frankly I think people can and should do what makes them happy, regardless of how I feel about it; that being said if you blorbofy a REAL serial killer or something because they "look good" you deserve the backlash you get and I hope you get more because do you have common sense?

#these are FIREY hot takes hope you like them #serving my takes like i serve my culinary dishes: piping hot and spicier than Death Mountain #enjoy my friend