#sharma ki homealone harkatein

[vellhighbandi]

Sharmaji (Not Namkeen)

Naam to suna hi hoga (a million apologies for any of the self entitled Sharma's you might have encountered...) Technically speaking intro dena humko aata nahi kyunki hum hai distracted ultra pro max insaan. Bakte bakte kab kahan kis tangent pe nikal jate humko khudko pata nhi hota. The thing is don't be surprised if you randomly find words that don't make sense (they do, just not to you) cause I'm a multilingual insaan with a few words of lotsa languages thrown into my vocabulary making a right khichdi of words and feelings up there. But then again sometimes I don't even understand what's going on up there myself so we can drink to that. (I don't drink. We'll be getting high on jaljeera and air)

As for this blog, it's a metaphysical (is that the right word?) representation of me (I guess?) Not really sure. Definitely this insanity is a part of me. But is not all of me. I mean agar khudko utna accha se jaan hi liya hota to phir zindagi me confusion thori hota. Chale gye hote hum bhi kahin pahado me zindagi ke sach ki khoj me. As for the people I have met here. They are downright amazing. Maane kya hi bataye. Simp karna ho, ya laash thikane lagane ke upaay dhundna ho, they will have my back. (Oh and don't even think of hurting them, you won't just regret it but regret your entire existence. And that's a fucking promise)

Wanna read me turn Lilac's brain children into psychologists horror?

Compromised . Chapters : One, Two, Three.

To coming to the reason why me actually went ahead made this intro post... My tags:-

#sharma shitposting? #->This be the random bakwas i do you'll find everything under this #to sharma ka jawab suno #->This be me answering asks and stuff ya know #queue ki abhi time nhi #-> my lame ass queue tag #sharma ke karname suno #->Me talking about shit i have done. its got nostalgia sharartein and everything in between #sharma shayar ho gyi #->My poems and stories that i have posted along with some banter in shayaris #sharma ka laugh content #->just shit i found hilarious #lemme simp for my man in peace bro #next few are self explanatory #areh bhai sharma sharma jayegi (◕ᴥ◕) #ignore me simping over my man #sharma ki shayari ka raaz #sharma pagal ho gyi hai #sharma ki homealone harkatein #NOW IMPORTANT KOTHA YOU CHOTU CHOTU PIDDU PIDDU BACCHA LOG GO BLOCK THESE NEXT TWO TAGS CAUSE ME WILL BE TAGGING ASSHOLES WITH IT #anon ke chasme ke piche baithkr gidhar bhabki karne wale saamne bhi aao #ps also block these cause be sometimes reblogs absolutely mind traumatizing shit #minors shooooo

[vellhighbandi]

Now i now why the men love walking around in nothing but a gamcha.

#ps #its empowering #sharma ki homealone harkatein